Episode 2 Sam & Mark's Total Wind-Ups


Episode 2

Sam and Mark celebrate some of their favourite hidden camera pranks from Big Friday Wind-Up. Tracy Beaker author Dame Jaqueline Wilson surprises her biggest fans.


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# Wind me, put me down, start me up and watch me go

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# It's easy once you know how it's done

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# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #

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'Sam and Mark's Total Wind-ups! Boom! Have it!'

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Sit back and feast your eyes on some of our funniest

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and most outrageous hidden camera pranks from Big Friday Wind-up.

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Let's kick things off in Yorkshire.

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It's time for another edition of In Yer Face.

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And this week, we are getting right in the face of these two.

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-I'm taking Jess.

-And I'm taking Freya.

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The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

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We've got loads of costumes and disguises to help,

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and whoever gets away with it the longest wins.

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But if they uncover our true identity

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and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

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'So, let's kick things off wi' Round One.

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'Can these two heroes pretend to be firemen wi'out raising the alarm?

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'First up, Mark.'

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You make a very convincing fireman. I'd let you rescue me

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out of a burning building!

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-Get off.

-OK, mate, here are the rules.

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You are a fireman, you are going round the entire neighbourhood,

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giving out leaflets, because you're trying to find a missing cat.

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That's the cat, right there. Lovely. Now, when Jessica gets to the door,

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you need to tell her about this missing cat,

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and the name of the cat, which I will give to you in your ear.

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-What?!

-Yep, those are the rules.

-Oh!

-It's risky, Mark.

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If she says, "You're Mark from Sam and Mark,"

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you are out on the first hurdle.

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No chance. Look at my get-up! I look like a fireman.

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I feel like a fireman. I feel really butch and manly.

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And that never happens.

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-Yeah, I'm not sure about butch and manly, but...

-Bit harsh.

-Good luck!

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Bet you're nervous!

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Excuse me, love, I'm investigating a lost cat,

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-have you seen this cat at all?

-No.

-The cat's name is Steve.

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The cat's name is Steve.

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I'll hand you this leaflet,

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so if you do see the cat,

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ring that number immediately, OK?

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-Have you got any cats of your own?

-No.

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OK, well, if you do see Steve lurking around,

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give that a call, please. OK? Lovely to see you, take care.

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HE LAUGHS

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-Steve?!

-Steve!

-1-0. Steve the cat is 1-0 up.

-My turn.

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You stitched me up good and proper then. But now it's your turn.

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'So, it's 1-0 to Mark. Next up, it's Fireman Sam.'

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HE GROWLS

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You might be wondering, why does Mark have a cup of tea?

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-I'll tell you why.

-You've got a cup of tea?

-Because I'm 1-0 up.

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-Have you made me one?

-No, it'll probably get cold

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-when you've done this challenge.

-It's difficult for me,

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because I don't like cats, I don't care that this cat's missing.

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Sam, that cat is probably the cutest thing you've ever seen.

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-No.

-Pipe down, do your job.

-It's not as cute as me.

-That's true.

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Go on, off you go.

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# I can be your hero, baby... #

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HE SLURPS

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Sorry to bother you, love,

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I don't suppose you've seen a missing cat?

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-Good lad, Sam.

-He was actually up in that tree over there, you see?

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The last time we saw it was about five days ago.

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-Colin is the name of the cat.

-The name of the cat is Colin.

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-And, erm, I don't suppose you've seen him, have you?

-No.

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I'm going to hand you one of these.

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If you happen to come across him, please,

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call this number as soon as you can. Thank you. Thank you very much.

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-His name is Colin, if you see him. Thank you.

-Well done, Sam.

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-I've got to say... Colin, mate!

-I heard you!

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As soon as I said Colin, you were like... I thought I'd got you then.

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'So, it's level pegging at 1-1.

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'But it's time for Round Two.

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'Can Sam and Mark get a tune out

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'without getting caught out? First up, it's Mark.'

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Mark, you could not look more out of place

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in this lovely, quaint village, look at how you're dressed!

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I am going to so do this so easily. I've got the moves.

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Listen to my harmonica playing.

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HE PLAYS A RIFF

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That is quite good, actually! OK, here are the rules.

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Jessica is going to be walking down the High Street.

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When she passes you, you can either ask her for her name

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and then make up a song about her name,

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or ask her what her favourite song is, then try to recreate that song.

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The choice is yours, my friend.

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HE TOOTLES ON THE HARMONICA

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-Good luck, mate, here they come. Don't mess it up!

-All right?

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-How's it going? What's your name?

-Jessica.

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Oh, I've got a good song for you, Jessica.

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# Jessica walking down the street

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# Meets a man playing a harmonica. #

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-You like my song?

-Yeah.

-You like that? All right.

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What's your favourite song in the whole world?

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I can play it, I'm a one-man band! What's your favourite song?

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-I don't know.

-I don't know.

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# I don't know, I'm a one-man band and I just don't know. #

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-Well, have a lovely day, Jessica. And you, too.

-Thank you!

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Take care, bye-bye.

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What's this? She's suspicious!

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She is definitely suspicious.

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Oh, she definitely said "Sam and Mark" then. She definitely said it.

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You are getting caught on the next round, brother, that was lucky!

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"Jessica, Jessica, you see a man playing a harmonica"?!

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The worst song in the world, ever!

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Hey, hey, she didn't know, though, mate!

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No, I'm telling you, you are getting caught on the next one.

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-As she walked off, she definitely mouthed, "Sam and Mark".

-Did she?

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-Definitely.

-Seriously? I didn't even see her!

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'Supery-super, it's 2-1 to Mark. Can Sam draw level? Take it away, son.'

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Listen, mate, you are out on the next round.

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-Don't be sitting there feeling confident.

-I am massively confident.

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You shouldn't be confident. Shall we stop saying confident?

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Let's stop saying confident. Here are the rules, my friend.

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-I know the rules!

-Good luck.

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HE PLAYS UKULELE AND HARMONICA

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Hey!

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How you doing, you all right? My name's Trevor. Any requests?

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What's your favourite song?

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Katy Perry? I know Katy Perry.

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# You're hot and you're cold... # Thank you very much!

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Thank you very much. Have a lovely day. Goodbye.

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# Cos you're hot then you're cold

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# You're out when you're go

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# You're in when you're out, you're up when you're down

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-# It's wrong when it's right... #

-Please, stop!

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-# We fight, we break down... #

-Please, stop the madness!

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-I reckon I'm going to win this one.

-She didn't have a clue.

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Whereas yours, definitely when she was leaving, she definitely

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mouthed, "I'm sure that's Mark or Sam from Sam and Mark."

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-Stupid, stupid game!

-2-2! And also, I think

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that means I should keep the money we've earned this morning.

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It's mine, all mine!

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'So, that's 2-2. It's time for Round Three.

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'Shh! But will this story have a happy ending? First up, it's Mark.'

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-Feeling nervous?

-I'm not, actually. I'm feeling really good about this.

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Look at me, I look like a proper woman.

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But I'm pretty sure Jessica knew that was you in the last round.

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No, no. I'm so confident that she didn't know that I've actually put

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-Sam as my name badge.

-That's risky business.

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Jessica is going to walk into the library.

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Get her to fill out a customer questionnaire, but to make it

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more difficult, you are going to be asking her all of the questions.

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-No problem.

-Give us your voice.

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-POSH ACCENT:

-I will be speaking like this.

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Wow, your time is up, my friend.

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Good luck, mate, here she comes.

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Hello there. I wonder if I could ask you a few questions?

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We ask all of our customers a survey, would that be OK?

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-Mm-hmm, yeah.

-Would it?

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If you'd like to have a look at these questions.

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We are looking to improve the facilities of the library,

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so would you be able to answer this one?

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How often do you use the library?

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Daily, weekly, once a month, at least once a year, or never?

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-Shouldn't be never.

-No.

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-Erm...

-I'm not judging.

-At least once a month.

-OK.

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-Let's tick that, lovely. How many books do you read per month?

-Three.

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Three books a month?!

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If you were to give this library a makeover,

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-which celebrity would you like to see open it?

-JLS.

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JLS, excellent choice, they are very splendid looking men.

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HE SPLUTTERS

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-Thank you. What's your name?

-Jessica.

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Jessica, lovely. Lovely to speak to you, Jessica. Enjoy the library.

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I think somebody's going in the final. And it's me!

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THEY LAUGH

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I am the master of being a woman! That sounded weird.

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-It's true, though, you are.

-How good was that?

-Yeah, all right.

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"You scraped through the first and the second one..."

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-Well, you did!

-But I didn't scrape through that one, did I?

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-I suppose not.

-In yer face!

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-In YOUR face!

-So, now, definitely...

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Stop getting so close to me, you creepy grandmother!

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'He is a creepy grandmother. Mark is 3-2 ahead.

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'Can Sam level t'scores?'

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Why have I got a "Sam" nametag?

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I thought I might have a Marketta.

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-We thought that you're going to get done anyway...

-Oh, really?

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-We didn't want to put too much pressure on you.

-We did, did we?

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-Yes, we did.

-Oh, right.

-And also, Sam is a bit of a girl's name.

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-Yours is a girl's name!

-Well, Mark isn't, is it?

-Sam's strong.

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-We shall find out.

-We will.

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Oh, hello there!

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-How are you?

-Very well, thank you.

-If you don't mind, we are

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just asking everybody who enters the library to fill out a little survey.

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-How often do you use the library?

-Once a month?

-Yeah.

-Once a month?

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I'll tick that one for you. How many books do you read per month?

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None, one, two, three, four or more?

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What's she laughing at?

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She's got the giggles! She's got the giggles!

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OK, well, we'll leave that one blank, thank you.

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Well done, Sam.

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Ooh! Hang about, Sam, she's coming back!

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You're not out of the woods yet.

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Excuse me, are you Sam from Sam and Mark?

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You got me, Freya. Finally!

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'So, Mark's the winner.

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'But can he really rub it in Sam's face by winning Round Four?'

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Here's what's going to happen. Over the road, there is a cafe.

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-Yeah.

-Jessica and her mum will be in there.

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You'll dunk your biscuit into either Jessica's or her mum's tea.

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So I'm going to dunk my biscuit into their tea?

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For as long as you can, without them recognising you.

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And you can only have one disguise,

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which you will now choose out of the lucky dip.

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-OK.

-Have you got something? An eyepatch!

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THEY LAUGH

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Wow, you are going to look like a right strange man!

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'What does he look like?!'

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With his one biscuit!

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'Oh, hold on, he's going in for the dunk.

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'This is truly extraordinary stuff.'

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Hello, Mark.

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-You know the fireman this morning?

-Yes.

-That was me.

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What about the one-man band? Did you like the song I made up for you?

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-That was funny.

-What you don't know is that Sam

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has been playing with your friend, Freya.

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She's here! How are you doing, all right?

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And because Freya got Sam and Jessica, you didn't get me,

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I am the champion of In Yer Face. Get in there!

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I wouldn't exactly call you a champion, Mark,

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I mean, that is the only one you've won.

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Listen, I won one, all right? Now for something completely different.

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-Take one clumsy wind-up actor...

-And one fake TV box...

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And this is what you get.

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Next up in our favourite hidden camera pranks of all time,

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Dame Jacqueline Wilson joins the Wind-up team to help us

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prank one of her biggest fans.

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There's wind-up actor Barry, who is pretending to work for her.

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All right, listen, there is a family coming now.

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There is Chantelle, our massive Jacqueline Wilson fan,

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with her mum and dad, who are both in on the wind-up.

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Excuse me? Listen, I'm a publicist for an author,

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Dame Jacqueline Wilson, we are doing a host today for Tracy Beaker.

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-Have you heard of Jacqueline Wilson?

-I've got all her books.

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-You've got what, sorry?

-All her books.

-That's great.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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Tracey Beaker is very big in the United Kingdom,

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but she is not very big in the United States of America.

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So, Dame Jacqueline is trying to push it today, we are launching it.

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-It's my job to bring the actress...

-Dani Harmer.

-Yes.

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Here, you do my job!

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You know more than I do.

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I'm supposed to arrange for Dani Harmer to do a photo shoot today.

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She's just got off the plane, we are going to miss

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all the American deadlines. It's pointless, her coming now.

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Would you mind standing in for Dani Harmer,

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just to do a little photo shoot and answer a couple of questions?

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I tell you what, I'll give you a VIP tour.

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Don't get carried away, because you've got to do some work!

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-Is that all right?

-That's fine.

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Listen, thank you, I could give you a really big kiss!

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I'm not going to give you a big kiss. Chantelle, thank you.

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Thank you.

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Chantelle has agreed to help out,

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so Barry puts her in a special visitor jacket,

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which contains a hidden microphone so we can hear everything she says.

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Who needs Dani Harmer when we've got Chantelle? Welcome to the BBC.

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So, Chantelle thinks she is stepping into Dani Harmer's shoes for the day.

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And after a quick tour round the BBC,

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it's time for her to hit the photo studio.

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Fake photo studio, that is.

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Now, let me explain what we're doing.

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We're launching Tracy Beaker in the United States.

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Dani Harmer can't be with us today,

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so thank you once again, seriously, for standing in.

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Honestly, we couldn't do it without you.

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I'll take some photographs of you, because in America

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they don't know what Tracy Beaker looks like.

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So let's just send them pictures of Chantelle instead.

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I need you to relax, just shake your arms. That's it. Just relax.

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Right, put your hands up in the air like you have

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arrived off the plane in America.

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Hello, America!

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MUSIC: "The Star-Spangled Banner"

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Excellent.

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Put this arm straight up.

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Now, that is a good one.

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Actually, you look like a young Tracy Beaker suddenly.

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So, let's make Chantelle look even more like Tracy Beaker

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with a Tracy Beaker outfit.

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And a Tracy Beaker wig.

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I'm Tracy Beaker!

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Chuck in some stars and stripes and some pom-poms

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and you've got Tracy Beaker American-style!

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I'm Tracy Beaker in America!

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Now let's crank things up a notch. Over to you, Sam.

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I am about to call Barry, posing as an American journalist,

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hoping to interview Dani Harmer.

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MOBILE RINGS

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It's ringing.

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Hello.

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Oh, hi, it's Jeff, calling from America to interview Dani.

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-I'm just going to put you on hold for a second.

-Yeah, sure, yeah.

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This is a big journalist in America.

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Barry has to convince Chantelle to pretend to be Dani.

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Let's hope my American accent holds up!

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If there's anything you don't know, just make up the answer or ask me.

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-I'll put him on speakerphone.

-OK.

-Hello.

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-Hi, Dani, how are you doing?

-I'm fine, thank you. You?

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Oh, very good, thank you.

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Listen, we are so excited about Tracy Beaker coming over to the States.

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So listen, I've just got a few questions that

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-I'd like to ask you. Is that OK?

-Yeah, course.

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Question one, what age were you when you started acting

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and how did you get into it?

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Well, I was ten years old and I think this was my first show.

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OK, question two,

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how has playing the role of Tracy Beaker changed your life?

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It's changed my life for good. It's...

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SHE GIGGLES

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With money wise... it's made me rich.

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Well, Dani, I gotta say, once you come over to the States,

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you're about to get a lot richer.

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-Ha-ha, thank you.

-OK, question three.

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Why do you think that the Americans will love Tracy Beaker

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-as much as the Brits do?

-Well, she's got a lot of attitude.

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-And she makes people happy.

-Dani, thank you so much.

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Listen, we look forward to seeing you when you come to the States.

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-Thank you, bye.

-Bye.

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-It was easy, wasn't it?

-Hard.

-Why was it hard?

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He sounded a bit French.

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French?! That was my best American accent!

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-I want to tell you something.

-OK.

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My little gift to you for helping me today is that, Chantelle,

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you're going to meet your idol, Dame Jacqueline Wilson.

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Oh, my gosh, Chan!

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As a thank-you from me to you.

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She's in the garden, she's been doing interviews all day

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because she's launching her book, Emerald Star. Are you excited?

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-Are you going to be able to speak when you get there?

-Yes!

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-You're not going to let me down?

-No.

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-Good afternoon, young lady.

-Good afternoon, Dame.

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Chantelle's about to meet her idol.

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And because Jacqueline Wilson is a Dame,

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Barry's pretending she has got to curtsy when she meets her.

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-And remember, Jacqueline's also in on the wind-up.

-Hello.

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Remember what we said, nice and loudly, and curtsy.

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-Good morning, Dame.

-Afternoon.

-A-A... Good afternoon, Dame.

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Nice and low. A lot lower. Good afternoon, Dame Jacqueline Wilson.

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How very sweet of you, darling! Come and sit down.

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So, she's curtsied and now it's time for the interview.

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And you guessed it, we've made up all the questions.

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I heard you used to want to be a lollipop lady when you were younger.

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When did you change your mind and want to become a writer?

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Is it true that once you've started writing a book,

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you refuse to cut your fingernails until it is finished?

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Is it true that you won't have the colour pink in your house

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because you're scared of it? No, sorry!

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I'm just reading these off the cards.

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-These are strange questions!

-Yes.

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Now it's Jacqueline's turn to crank things up a notch

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by pretending she's become an illustrator.

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For my next book, I'm going to have to do the drawings myself.

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I've actually, when I've been sat out here, I've done some.

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-Do you want to see?

-Yes, please.

-OK.

-That would be amazing.

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I've tried my hardest. See that one?

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Oooooh(!)

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I thought this might be a new Tracy Beaker story, see,

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I've got all her curls right.

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Of course, Jacqueline isn't being serious

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but Chantelle doesn't know that.

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-And even better, she seems to be buying it.

-What do you think?

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-They're good!

-Do you really think so?

-Yeah.

-That's very kind.

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Brilliant. Chantelle did really well there to keep a straight face.

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Of course, Jacqueline is sticking to writing

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and all her manuscripts are kept on her laptop.

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I have to be very, very careful

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because I write them all on my laptop.

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And I never take any copies cos I had a bit of trouble

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with somebody showing a copy around, so I keep just the one copy

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on the laptop, so I have to guard it very carefully.

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-BARRY:

-I'm sorry to interrupt, you've an appointment with a journalist,

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just to sign the book.

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-JACQUELINE:

-If I nip out...

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-Erm, I'll just leave the laptop there.

-What?!

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Leave the laptop there?

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You mean the laptop that Chantelle thinks contains the only copy

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of your brand-new book?

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-Is that really a good idea?

-What did you think of Dame Jacqueline Wilson?

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-Wow.

-Right, we're going to tidy up.

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Just hold that for me. What do you think of her drawings? Be honest.

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They... They were...OK.

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Yeah. That's one way of putting it!

0:20:530:20:55

-Can you take these?

-I'd be careful with that, Barry.

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LAPTOP BUZZES Oh, no!

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You've just spilt tea all over Jacqueline Wilson's laptop!

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And that buzzing doesn't sound good, Barry!

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SHE SHRIEKS

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-It's just blown up.

-You think?

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You've just destroyed Jacqueline Wilson's only copy of her new book!

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-All the stories are on that.

-What are we going to say?

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-I don't know.

-Sit down and just pretend everything is normal.

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But things are far from normal. And here comes Jacqueline now.

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What's going on?

0:21:290:21:30

-BARRY:

-It's just that... We've just had a slight accident.

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And we just dropped...

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-JACQUELINE:

-Not... Not with the laptop?

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-BARRY:

-Erm... er...

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What happened, Chantelle?

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We spilt the drink on the computer by accident.

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Oh, my goodness, but that's...

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That's my only copy... of my new book.

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-Oh, my goodness, what am I going to do?

-I don't know.

0:21:500:21:54

Right, I think this has gone far enough. It's time to reveal all.

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You have been smarked for Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

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I don't know what to do!

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Ah! You know you said that you like my Hetty Feather books

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and you wanted Emerald Star?

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Well, I have brought with me the very first real copy.

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It wasn't in the computer at all.

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And you will be the very, very first girl to read it. So there we go.

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My gosh!

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Well, thanks to Dame Jacqueline Wilson, Chantelle has been

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-well and truly smarked.

-Time now for a quick hit.

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Take our Chimpy and one fake photo booth, and this is what you get.

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THEY SCREAM

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Oh!

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SHE SHRIEKS

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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THEY SQUEAL

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Good work, Chimpy.

0:22:560:22:57

There's just time for one more of our favourite hidden camera pranks

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involving two massive fans of Conor Maynard.

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Over to Conor to tell us more.

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What's up, Sam and Mark? Conor Maynard here.

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I'm about to surprise Daisy and Jasmine for your show,

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Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

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If I met Conor Maynard, I'd probably cry.

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Yeah, she'd pass out.

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They have no idea I'm about to surprise them

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but I've been told they're massive, massive fans.

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# This is for the girl that will get down low

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# Hands up, let down like a Vegas girl. #

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So, let's put it to the test. Go, go, go!

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I've got his album

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and I pretty much know all the lyrics back to front.

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If I met Conor Maynard, I'd probably pass out

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and then ask him if he liked my sister's singing.

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Yeah, he's a bit of a hottie.

0:23:390:23:41

Ssh.

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(This way?)

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He does pop music,

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but it's a bit different to your stereotypical sort of music.

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Excuse me, is this Studio 8?

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I think I'm looking for Studio B.

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Think I'm in the wrong place.

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Oh, my...

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You're going to start crying.

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Only joking, I've come for you guys. Hello. How are you?

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I'll give you a hug. Very nice to meet you. How are you? Are you good?

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Thank you.

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-Do you not really know what to do now?

-No.

-Neither do I.

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I'm as nervous as you. But these are for you.

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-Thank you.

-It's all good.

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You realise you've just been completely wound up?

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You've been smarked, as people call it,

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by Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

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I heard that you guys were really big fans and I wanted to come

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and say thank you very much for being fans.

0:24:410:24:43

Apparently one of you was singing my songs earlier.

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-Was it you? Which song where you singing?

-Vegas Girl.

-Vegas Girl!

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-Amazing.

-It's all she ever talks about!

-Really? How often?

0:24:490:24:53

How often a day would you say she talks about me?

0:24:530:24:55

Um, 90% of the day.

0:24:550:24:57

90%? So the only time she doesn't is when she's sleeping.

0:24:570:24:59

Pretty much?

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She'll sleep talk and go, "Conor Maynard..."

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THEY LAUGH

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-I didn't know I did that, but, you know...

-Is it a cool surprise?

-Yeah.

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I've got another part of the surprise for you as well.

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I'm actually going to perform for you guys, just for you.

0:25:120:25:15

A little special performance of Turn Around.

0:25:150:25:17

-As long as you guys love that song. Yeah?

-Yeah.

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This is the acoustic version of Turn Around featuring Ne-Yo.

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Just for you, Jasmine and Daisy. Hope you enjoy it. Here we go.

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# Oooohhhh

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# Turn around, open your eyes

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# Look at me now

0:25:400:25:43

# Yeah

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# Turn around

0:25:450:25:47

# Girl I've got you, we won't fall down

0:25:470:25:51

# Yeah

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# We can see forever from up here

0:25:530:25:58

# Oh yeah

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# So long as we're together have no fear, no fear

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# So turn around we're so high above the ground

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# Floating so high, turn around

0:26:160:26:20

# Together nothing can stop us now

0:26:200:26:24

# Listen, baby, turn around

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# Floating so high above the ground

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# Floating so high, turn around

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# Together nothing can stop us now

0:26:370:26:41

# Turn around

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# Oh baby we're so high now

0:26:450:26:48

# Ohhhh

0:26:500:26:52

# Worries and our pain, goodbye now

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# Oh, ay, ay

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# Our home is the sky now

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# Oh, yeah

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# Say we're never coming down

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# Down, down

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# Whoa, whoaaaaa

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# So high above the ground

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# Oh-whoa-whoaaaaa

0:27:210:27:25

# Yeah

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# Together now, nowwwww

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# Nothing can stop us now. #

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APPLAUSE

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And after that special performance, there's just time

0:27:430:27:47

for the girls to get one last hug.

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Some exclusive signed goodies.

0:27:490:27:51

And a few pictures with their idol.

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Cool!

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It was amazing and he's even better live than on the CD.

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And he's even more good-looking!

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He's awesome.

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Sam and Mark celebrate some of their favourite hidden camera pranks from Big Friday Wind-Up. The boys go undercover in Yorkshire, and Conor Maynard and Tracy Beaker author Dame Jaqueline Wilson surprise their biggest fans.


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