Episode 3 Sam & Mark's Total Wind-Ups


Episode 3

Sam and Mark celebrate some of their favourite hidden camera pranks from Big Friday Wind-Up. One Direction wind up two megafans and Sam and Mark go undercover.


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# Wind me up, put me down

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# Start me off and watch me go

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# It's easy Once you know how it's done

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# You can't stop now It's already begun #

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'Sam and Mark's...

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'Yes! Get in!'

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-If you love hidden-camera wind-ups...

-You're in the right place.

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We are going to spoil you with some of our favourite pranks from Big Friday Wind-up.

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Let's kick things off in Cheshire.

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-Welcome to another edition of In Yer Face.

-But there's a twist!

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This week's In Yer Face involves not one, not two, but three people.

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-Which three?

-These three...

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I'm taking Yannis...

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And I'm taking his brother and sister Aris and Sophia.

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That means I've got twice the chance of getting caught!

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That's a shame. Good luck, mate.

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The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

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We've got cunning disguises to help. Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

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But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID,

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it's Game Over.

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VO: 'Let's get this contest started by playing Round One.'

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'Will Sam and Mark be able to milk it for all it's worth or will they lose their bottle?'

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'First up, it's Milkman Mark.'

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Here's the rules for Round One.

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-Pull up your milk float.

-Yes.

-And Yannis is going to come down the street.

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You need to ask Yannis for directions to house number 64.

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-Yep, cool.

-Don't forget, mate, if Yannis says you're Mark,

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-it's game over at the first hurdle.

-Game on.

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Excuse me, mate, I don't suppose you know where number 64 is, do you?

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-Er, number 64?

-Yeah.

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-No, not really.

-Do you not?

-No.

-On this road...

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-You remind me of someone.

-'He is definitely suspicious!'

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I've been working this street for about three years so I don't know what...!

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Is number 63 on this road?

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Yeah, I think it's either... I think it's down there.

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-He's so suspicious!

-All right. Cheers, mate. Thanks very much.

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-I'll try and risk it.

-SAM LAUGHS

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'That was a close call, Mark!'

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-MARK LAUGHS

-Yes!

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-You are treading on thin ice, my friend!

-Serious.

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He said, "You remind me of someone."

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I was like, "Where do you go from there? Do you want a bottle of milk?"

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'1-0 to Mark. Next up, Sam.'

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-Samski.

-Hello.

-"Looking good as a milkman."

-Thanks.

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-I want you to do some milkman banter.

-What kind of milkman banter?

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Whistle a jolly tune while they walk towards you.

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-I'm going to whistle the Wind-Up theme tune.

-Are you crazy?

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-That's silly.

-That's how daring I am.

-'Ooh!'

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-All right, well, good luck.

-Thank you.

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Sam, they are coming. They are coming now.

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HE WHISTLES WIND-UP THEME TUNE

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Do you know where number 64 is?

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-Probably down there.

-Down there?

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Nice one. Cheers, mate, cheers.

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-I think up there.

-No, it's down there.

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All right. Cheers, mate. Nice one.

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HE WHISTLES

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-Two! Two people! Not one of them recognised me.

-I know.

-You - just the one.

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Sophia was running towards you.

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I thought she was like, "I want some milk!"

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I thought she was going to take me out.

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-Look what I got us.

-Nice!

-All right!

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'So Sam pulls it back to 1-1.

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'Let's move on to Round Two - Fitness Fanatic.

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'They really do wear some ridiculous stuff.

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'Will they get away with this one? Let's get physical and find out.'

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OK, Mark, Round Two. Are you ready and raring to go?

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Fit and raring to go, my friend.

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OK. I like it. The rules for this, Yannis is going to be walking in the park,

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you need to run by him and then you also need to say a word,

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which I will give to you in your ear at an appropriate time.

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I'm a little bit nervous about the word

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-because I'll be speaking like an American guy!

-Nice.

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-Let's do this!

-MUSIC: Theme from "Rocky"

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Here comes Yannis. Your word is...

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MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY .."sausage".

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# Let's get physical, physical... #

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-Hey, man.

-Hi.

-How you doing?

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-How's this weather turning out? Pretty good, huh?

-Yes.

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Cool!

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A bit like a big breakfast, like sausage and mash or something!

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'There, he said it.'

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-Now you're talking!

-Ahh, man!

-Whoo-hoo!

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I can't believe he didn't get you.

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-And I even got "sausages" in there.

-I know.

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-I said breakfast, sausage and mash! I don't know whether that'll work!

-Why not?

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-Always time for sausage and mash.

-Do you want any now?

-No.

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'Eee, I could just eat sausage and mash.'

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'Anyway, Mark goes 2-1 up. Next, it's Sam.'

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Samski, looking good, mate. Wow, they're... big muscles.

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Let me know if that's getting in the way.

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-It's not.

-Are you sure? It's pretty big.

-Positive.

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Don't give it the big 'un because I'll give you a really hard word!

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Oh, OK. Fair enough. MARK LAUGHS

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The word that I want you to get into the conversation is...

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..aeroplane.

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OK.

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-Come on! Got to get fit!

-They're just laughing at him!

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On an aeroplane tomorrow! Going to Tenerife!

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Whoo!

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That wasn't a conversation.

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He just shouted at them in a really bad Brummie accent.

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# Macho, macho... #

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I'm getting on a plane! I'm going to Tenerife!

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-Come on, we're going to Tenerife.

-Are we?

-Yes! Let's go!

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-You know what's next.

-What?

-Dressing up as women.

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-I've got a good feeling about this.

-You look good as a woman. I don't.

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THEY CHEER & HOWL

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HORN BEEPS

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'That's 2-2.

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'In Yer Face - Round Three - Lost Bride.'

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'Will Sam and Mark's damsel-in-distress act

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'get them to church on time?'

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'First up, it's Mark.'

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You are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.

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-Aww, get off!

-I particularly like the chest hair and beard.

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Don't try and sweet-talk me. I still want to win!

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OK, here's the rules.

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You're a lost bride. You're late for your wedding.

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When you see Yannis,

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tell him and you can make up any excuse that you like.

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-Anything?

-Anything that you like, mate.

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Oh, no. What am I going to do?!

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What am I going to do?

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Excuse me, do you know any taxi numbers, please?

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-I'm late for my wedding.

-Sorry, I don't know.

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I'm late for my wedding.

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I was supposed to be there at four o'clock

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and I'm already 15 minutes late!

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-I'm sorry, I can't help you.

-Come on!

-Are you sure?

-I'm sorry.

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-Do you think it is a sign that he doesn't love me any more?

-I don't know. I don't know him.

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-His name is Sam, but he's -

-Sam?

-'Ooh, hang about!'

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-Yes, he's...

-Say it, please!

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-Are you sure you don't know any taxi numbers?

-I don't.

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-Say it!

-Sorry.

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Oh, man!

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-Anybody know any taxi numbers?

-Ridiculous.

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-Look at your chest, your hairy chest and your beard!

-Yes!

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-Well, you're in the final.

-I am in the final.

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-You're not yet.

-Ahh, man!

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# Boom! B-B-B-B-Boom!

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# Boom-boom, b-b-boom-boom B-B-B-B-Boom-boom

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# Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh! #

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-Here you go. That's for you.

-'After that Oscar-winning performance, Marketta leads 3-2

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'so the pressure is now firmly on Samantha.'

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Well, well, well. I think you're selling yourself a bit short there, Mr Sam Nixon.

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-I think you make a lovely bride.

-I cannot believe you got through! The pressure's on.

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-Remember, if you get caught, I'm the winner.

-I know. I know.

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Best acting. Come on.

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-Excuse me, I don't suppose you've seen a wedding car down there, have you?

-BOTH: No.

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I'm meant to be getting married. The car was meant to be here at half-past!

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I can't believe this is happening! It's my wedding day!

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I'm sorry, love! I'm sorry, love! MARK GROANS

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# It's a nice day for a

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# White wedding #

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Fancy a trip to the final together? Yes!

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Oh, eh?!

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Wow, you are one ugly woman! You really are!

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'So Sam has levelled it up at 3-3.

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'Time for the decider - Round Four - Lucky Dip.

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'Both lads must choose one item from the mystery box of disguises.

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'Mark draws a bandanna and Sam's got a comedy beard.

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'Now they're off to the ice rink.

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'Whoever remains unidentified for the longest is the winner.'

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'Break a leg, chaps.'

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'So here we go.

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'Sam closes in on Aris and Sophia.

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'What's Mark doing here?'

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-Hi, Mark!

-'Oh, yes! We have a positive identification from Yannis.'

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Mark!

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'Now, what is Sam up to?

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'He's won the game because Mark got spotted first,

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-'so he's just having a bit of fun, really!'

-All right?

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-'Yes, they've got him!'

-SAM CHEERS

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Another well-deserved victory for the Nixon.

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All right, all right, pipe down. Now for something completely different.

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Take one lift with random members of the public...

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Add one wind-up trumper and a fake toilet.

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..and this is what you get. JOLLY MUSIC

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TRUMPING Ooh!

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When you've got to go...! TRUMPING

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TRUMPING

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That is one lift you definitely want to swerve.

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'Next, the mighty One Direction join the Wind-Up team

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'to help us prank two of their biggest fans.'

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'So arriving at the BBC in London are our two One Direction mega-fans, Megan and Rae.'

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'They're here to audition to be presenters for TV1D,

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'a new TV channel dedicated to One Direction that we've totally made up.'

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'There's our Wind-Up actor Barry, pretending to be a producer for the fake TV channel.'

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'He's going to put the girls through an audition they will never forget.'

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Come into the audition room.

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THEY GASP

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-They look so perfect, Rae!

-I need to...

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-Can we just...

-That is not lifesize! They are shorter than that!

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Listen, we're setting up a brand-new channel - TV1D.

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It's specially for fans of One Direction. Are you a fan of One Direction?

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Yeah!

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-Who's your favourite?

-Niall.

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Yep. Blondie. And yours is?

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-Ooh... Er...

-All of them?

-Yeah!

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Oh, my goodness!

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This new channel will give you 24-hour access to the lads.

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You can watch them at any time - day or night.

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What the TV bosses want are presenters who are not just big fans,

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but I mean big, big, big, big fans. The biggest fans!

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-Are you big fans of One Direction?

-BOTH: Yes!

-Right.

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'It's time to prove it, girls. It's time for the screen-test.'

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Right, this is your audition, OK?

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This is to present on TV1D.

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Are you ready? Three, two...

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-Hello and welcome to TV1D!

-The channel that takes you in one direction.

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-Straight to Niall.

-Liam.

-Harry.

-Louis.

-And Zayn.

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-One Direction equals...

-One Direction TV...

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'It isn't the strongest of starts. Let's try some different voices.'

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Can you go lower, like really low? And you go higher.

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-SHRIEKS: Hello and welcome to TV1D!

-BOOMS: The channel that takes you in one direction.

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Do it with a rap!

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-# Hello and welcome to TV1D!

-# The channel that takes you In one direction #

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Can you do an American accent?

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-Hello and welcome to TV1D!

-'That's a no, then!'

-The channel that takes you in one direction.

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-BOTH: One Direction, TV perfection!

-'I think that's supposed to be Australian.'

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-Robots!

-He-llo and wel-come to TV-1D!

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-Aliens.

-The channel that takes you in one direction.

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-Straight to Niall.

-Liam.

-Harry.

-Louis.

-And Zayn.

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BOTH: One Direction, TV perfection!

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That's amazing. Megan and Rae actually think they're auditioning for TV1D.

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What I'm going to do now, I'm going to give them a ring and say they've got the job.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hang on, this is my boss.

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-Hello?

-"Hi, Barry. It's Marcus."

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I've been watching the auditions and I think the girls are fantastic.

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-They're the best we've seen today. Well, the best so far!

-"That's what I was thinking."

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-Can I have a word with them?

-I'll just hand you over.

-OK.

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-GIRLS: Hello!

-Hi there. How's it going?

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-Good, I hope!

-Really enjoyed it!

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-Right. So, you're big One Direction fans?

-BOTH: Yes.

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What songs do you like from One Direction?

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BOTH # Baby, you light up my world Like nobody else #

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I think you've got what it takes. I'm going to give you a shot.

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-BOTH: OK.

-Wow.

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Barry, could you do me a favour and bring them to TV1D HQ, please?

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Marcus, that's absolutely fine. We'll see you, erm, as soon as we possibly can.

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Great. It'll definitely be worth it.

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All right, Marcus. Thank you. The girls want to say thank you.

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-BOTH: Thank you!

-Bye.

-BOTH: Bye!

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Ciao. Bye.

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Oh, my gosh!

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Very, very good. Congratulations. We're going to meet the bosses.

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-I'm hyperventilating!

-You're hyperventilating!

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'It's time to take the girls to TV1D's top-secret HQ.'

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'It's so secret, in fact, they have to wear blindfolds.'

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'Actually, it's because we've got a huge surprise in store.

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'All is about to be revealed.'

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'Remember, Megan and Rae think they're here to meet the channel execs of TV1D.'

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'Hold on. They're not the execs. It's only One Direction!'

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'Remember, the girls have no idea what's going on.'

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One, two,

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-three...

-BOYS: Hello!

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Oh, my goodness!

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You've been wound up by Sam and Mark.

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-NIALL: There's no execs. It's just us.

-What?!

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-Rae!

-There's no 1DTV, but you can interview us instead.

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'Megan and Rae have been well and truly Smarked.'

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'There may be no TV1D, but the girls are going to get something much better -

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'an interview with the boys.'

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What's the most annoying...

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..fan-girling thing, like screaming in your face, crying...?

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-A girl went to hug Niall and she bagged him in the face!

-Hit me with her bag in the face.

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-How did that feel?

-It was nice. Lovely leather.

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I tell you what's awkward,

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someone asks you a question while you're waiting to take a picture and then you...

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-You have to hold the smile.

-If you answer,

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-you're going to be like...

-You have to talk through the smile.

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You've achieved some amazing things. What's your proudest moment.

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One of the proudest moments for us was when we found out that we'd sold out Madison Square Garden.

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That was crazy.

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-This is not even happening!

-Which country are you most excited about visiting

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on your upcoming worldwide tour?

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-I think it'll be nice to go back to Australia.

-Yes! Big shout!

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We've only been there once.

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-Which artist would you most like to collaborate with?

-ALL: Katy Perry.

-OK!

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-Who were your musical heroes when you were young?

-Elvis Presley.

-Frank Sinatra.

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-Michael Jackson.

-Robbie Williams, Oasis.

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Busted!

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I liked Busted when I was younger!

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My first phone case was a Busted phone case.

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If you could pick anyone to be the sixth member of One Direction,

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-who would it be?

-Sam or Mark?

-NIALL LAUGHS

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Erm... Erm...

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Mark. Mark's from round by me so I'd have to choose him.

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-Mark.

-I'm going to go with Sam.

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'It's been a great day for the girls,

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'from auditioning for our fake TV1D channel to actually meeting their heroes.'

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'Could the day have been any more perfect?'

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Oh, my gosh!

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That didn't even just happen!

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-Happiest person alive.

-Unbelievably happy. Oh, my gosh!

-Happiest I'll ever be in my life.

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'Glad we could be of assistance. And a big thank-you must go to One Direction.'

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'Time now for a quick hit.'

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SCREAMING THROUGHOUT

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Classic pranking there! There is just time for one more of our favourite hidden-camera pranks.

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It's over to Bristol for another game of...

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-Stop that.

-Sorry.

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-..In Yer Face.

-We are about to get right in the face of these two.

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-I'm taking James.

-And I'm taking George.

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'Can the lads make convincing beekeepers without being stung?

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'To bee or not to bee... You get the idea!

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'First up, Mark.'

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-Morning, Mark!

-Hello.

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-You'll never guess what.

-Yes?

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-You've only gone and lost your bees, you silly sausage!

-What?

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You're going to knock on James's door and tell him you've lost your bees

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and ask him to give you a call

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if he comes across any bees that look lost,

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-and you're going to hand him one of your cards.

-Perfect.

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Look at the confidence in him! Striding up to the door!

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Excuse me, mate, I'm a local beekeeper in the area

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and, unfortunately, I've lost a few of my bees.

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I was wondering, if you see any bees around,

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would you be able to ring this number? Is that all right?

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I've got a card here. It's called None Of Your Bees-ness.

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If you ring that number, you'd be able to tell me if you see any bees around, all right?

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-Cool.

-Quick, leave! Leave!

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-All right. Cheers, mate. Take care.

-Bye.

-Bye.

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He had a cheeky grin on his face then!

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-Well done.

-Thanks, mate. 1-0! That means there's a lot of pressure on you.

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-What accent are you going to do?

-None of your bees-ness!

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'I do not bee-lieve it. It's 1-0 to Mark.

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'Next up, Sam.'

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Oh, look at you!

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-Look at you! You think you're the bees' knees.

-Clever.

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-Why don't you just buzz off?

-Good one.

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-HE STAMMERS

-Have some honey.

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-That wasn't so good, that last one.

-Was that not good?

-No.

-No, OK.

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Remember, if he says, "You're Sam from Sam and Mark,"

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this is the quickest game in the history of quick games.

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It's not going to happen. You know, deep down inside, it won't happen.

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-Are you trying to trash-talk me?

-I'm trash-talking you big time.

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-Well, it's not working.

-Oh, isn't it?

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-How about now?

-It's a bit intimidating.

-Is it working now?

-Bit intimidating.

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-Am I trash-talking you big time?

-Yeah.

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-I'm coming for you.

-All right. Well, don't come for me,

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-go to George's house.

-All right.

-All right?

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Good luck.

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I'm nervous for him.

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I'm sorry to bother you, mate.

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I am a beekeeper in the area

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and I seem to have lost my bees, not all of them, just some of them.

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-If you happen to see any bees, would you mind getting in touch with my company?

-OK.

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We're actually called None Of Your Bees-ness.

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So they usually fly in groups,

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-so if you see them, give us a call.

-OK.

-Thank you, mate.

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Bye, have a good day, mate. Bye.

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Man! He didn't have a clue.

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-I'm going to win this!

-You're not.

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Who's your favourite character in EastEnders?

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-Ian Bee-eale?!

-No, no, no, no!

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Is it, is it, is it...

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-..Bee-anca?

-THEY LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

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-I haven't got any more.

-I haven't, either.

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'With the scores one apiece,

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'let's move on to Round Two - Pirates.

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'Can these two swashbucklers shiver the boys' timbers without getting recognised?

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'Ooh, arr! Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not Mark.'

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-Looking good, mate.

-Thanks.

-What's your parrot called?

-My parrot is called Felix.

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Felix. Brilliant.

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OK, here are the rules. You are a pirate.

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When James walks past, you have got to sing a pirate song, that you can make up,

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and then after,

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you've got to make James say, "Oooh, arr!"

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Stop waving your sword. You broke your sword!

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He's broke his sword! SAM LAUGHS

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-You're the worst pirate ever!

-'Har-har!'

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I see him, Mark. Good luck.

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Arr! To get past, you have to listen to me pirate song!

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Come over here, me hearty!

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Listen to me song!

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# A pirate, pirate, pirate A pirate in the sea

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# A pirate, pirate, pirate I'm happy as can be... #

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Not the best song I've ever heard.

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You've got to say, "Ooh, arr!" Say "Ooh, arr!"

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-Ooh, arr.

-He got him to do it!

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Ooh, arr! I liked it, me hearties! Off you go! See ya!

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Hey-arr!

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-Well done.

-Ha!

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Yeah! Ah, yeah!

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Yes! Yes!

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-Easy. In yer face, Sam Nixon.

-OK, whatever.

-He didn't have a clue.

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'So Mark leads 2-1. Next to walk the plank,

0:21:520:21:55

'Blackbeard himself, Sam.'

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-Well, hello there, Mr Johnny Depp.

-Hi there, Mark. How are you?

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-I'm fine and dandy because I'm 2-1 ahead.

-Yeah.

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-Not for long.

-Well, we shall see.

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Stop stroking your parrot and get your head in the game.

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-This parrot's better than Felix.

-No. What's the name of it?

-Ian.

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-Ian the parrot?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

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Here they come. I can see him.

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-Ooh, arr!

-Ooh, arr!

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I am a pirate, searching for gold, when I find it, you will be told!

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-Ooh, arr!

-Ooh, arr!

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-Louder!

-ARRR!

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-Arr! What about Dad? Ooh, arr!

-Ooh, arr!

-Ooh, arr!

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-Gggrrr!

-On your way, matey!

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Oh, man, he hasn't got a clue.

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-I'm in deep trouble.

-Ooh, arr!

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-What has happened to your beard?

-Listen -

-Look at it!

-Listen -

-Look at that!

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-Has it come off?

-Yeah, big time!

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And he still didn't get me. I am the king of this game.

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'So that's 2-2.'

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'Will these two plonkers go from hero to zero?

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-'First up, it's Mark.'

-MUSIC: Theme from "Gladiators"

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-What are you doing?

-I'm flexing.

-Right.

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Here's what'll happen. James will come towards you.

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You're a superhero, obviously, and you work for a comic-book shop

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and you're doing a survey on different superheroes.

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You need to ask him three questions

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-and if you get past that, job's a good 'un.

-Easy.

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Don't forget, if James says,

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-"You are Mark from Sam and Mark," it's over.

-He won't.

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Here he comes. Good luck. Don't mess it up.

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I don't suppose you can help me for a few minutes?

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-Yeah, sure.

-Cool.

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I work in a local superhero comic-book store and we're just doing a short questionnaire.

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Who's your favourite superhero?

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If there's such thing as TurtleMan, I'll go with that.

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-OK. Making up your own. I like that.

-TurtleMan?

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If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be?

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He's got no idea!

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-I'm sensing a theme that you like turtles.

-Yes.

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Power to create turtles!

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What would your superhero name be? I'm thinking it'll be turtle-related.

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TurtleZilla.

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TurtleZilla? That's great. That's a great one. OK.

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Can't believe he's getting away with it.

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All right, thanks. I'll put that in the records.

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See you. Cool.

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He's just got a mask on. This is ridiculous!

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-'Ooh, hang about!'

-'He's coming back! He's coming back!'

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SAM LAUGHS This could be it! This could be it!

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-..that's a good choice.

-Are you Mark from Sam and Mark?

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-I am indeed, mate.

-Yes!

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-How you doing? Are you all right?

-Yeah!

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Come here, mate.

0:24:440:24:45

I've been playing a little game with you all day called In Yer Face.

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But your mate George

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-has had him doing exactly the same thing.

-How're you doing?

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Which means, Sam Nixon,

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-you might win In Yer Face.

-It's looking good.

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'So the scores remain two apiece.

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'Next up is Super Sam.'

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-You have to do exactly what I did with George.

-What, get caught?

0:25:060:25:09

-SAM LAUGHS

-Yes, very good. Excellent banter.

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-You are wearing Spandex.

-I know.

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-I think we're both losers on this one.

-That's true.

0:25:140:25:17

-We're both losers here.

-Good luck, mate.

-Thanks, mate.

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Excuse me! Sorry.

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-Hi, mate. How old are you? Do you mind me asking?

-Ten.

-Perfect.

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-Do you mind if I ask some questions?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

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I work in the comic-book shop just over the road

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and we're just doing some research on superheroes, basically.

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-Are you into superheroes?

-Yes, I'm into comics.

-Brilliant.

-I like comic art, as well.

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High-five. Nice one! Perfect, mate.

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-Who's your favourite superhero?

-Probably Green Lantern.

-Amazing.

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Now, if you could invent your own superhero,

0:25:490:25:52

what superpower would you have?

0:25:520:25:55

I would probably have mind-reading,

0:25:550:25:58

-telepathy thing.

-Mind-reading. That's clever.

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And what would your superhero's name be?

0:26:010:26:04

Erm, Zylock.

0:26:040:26:06

-Zylock!

-Zylock?!

0:26:060:26:08

-Amazing. And do you think this area needs a new superhero?

-Yeah!

0:26:080:26:12

-Yeah!

-Yes, I think it does.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-He's absolutely brilliant.

0:26:120:26:15

-Would you have a sidekick?

-Yes.

-I think duos are the way to go, really, aren't they?

0:26:150:26:21

-Batman and Robin.

-Batman and Robin.

0:26:210:26:23

-Ant and Dec.

-Yeah, Ant and Dec!

0:26:230:26:25

-All right, thank you very much. Nice to see you. Bye, mate.

-Bye.

0:26:250:26:29

Unbelievable!

0:26:290:26:30

-Oh, man!

-Do you know what my superpower should be?

0:26:330:26:36

-Winning this game.

-I am truly mortified.

0:26:360:26:40

He's coming back, though. He's coming back.

0:26:400:26:42

KLAXON WAILS

0:26:420:26:45

Excuse me? It's just...

0:26:470:26:49

-Sorry, you look like someone I know.

-Really? Who's that?

0:26:490:26:52

Like, erm, Sam from Sam and Mark.

0:26:520:26:56

That's interesting.

0:26:560:26:58

-George...

-Yeah?

-I am Sam from Sam and Mark!

0:26:580:27:03

SAM LAUGHS

0:27:030:27:06

Come here, mate! Are you all right?

0:27:080:27:11

Got him, got him, got him!

0:27:110:27:13

-You remember this morning, when a beekeeper knocked on your door?

-Was that you?

-That was me!

0:27:130:27:18

-Was that seriously you?

-That was me.

0:27:180:27:20

Also, do you remember this morning when you walked past a pirate?

0:27:200:27:23

-No way!

-That was me. And obviously, it was me just then.

0:27:230:27:26

And what you don't know

0:27:260:27:28

is that Mark has been playing this with your very good friend James.

0:27:280:27:33

Here he is right now. How are you doing, mate?

0:27:330:27:35

THEY LAUGH That's impossible!

0:27:350:27:39

Lads, you have been playing In Yer Face today,

0:27:390:27:41

and I am happy to say that because you...

0:27:410:27:44

-Oh, no, it's a draw now, isn't it?

-It's a draw!

-No!

-You've not won!

0:27:440:27:48

-NO!

-But I'm happy to take the draw. I'm happy to take the draw.

0:27:480:27:52

-Nice work.

-Well done.

-High-fives all round for that.

0:27:520:27:55

-That was awesome.

-High-fives!

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Sam and Mark celebrate some of their favourite hidden camera pranks from Big Friday Wind-Up. One Direction wind up two megafans and Sam and Mark go undercover to surprise fans in Hale and Bristol, as they play In Yer Face.


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