The Vamps Sam & Mark's Weekend Wind-Down

-Whooo. Whooo! Hey! How you doing?

-How you doing?

-Oh!

-Hey!

-Ey! Ey! Ey! Ey!

We wound up the week.

It's now time to wind down for the weekend.

Welcome to our exclusive wind down joint. You all right?

-OTHERS:

-Yeah!

-Yeah? Fantastic.

-Hey.

You'll never guess who you've got. It's only The Vamps!

Oh! APPLAUSE

Look at them lads. Oh, looking lovely.

-We'll speak to them a bit later on.

-Love this studio,

in the heart of Salford Notts Forest football ground over there.

-Man United.

-Yeah.

-Old Trafford.

How you doing, everybody? You all all right?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Washer lady from the past.

Now, let's get down to business

because if you missed Big Friday Wind-Up,

here it is in a 30-second recap.

OK, so, we kicked things off with a very authentic acrobatic display.

-Honestly...

-It was, it was us, yes.

Dylan and Haram played a game

that combined their love of rap and opera.

It did indeed.

Peter Andre tried to lick his own shoe because he's crazy...

Insania.

..when we put him on the Wind-Up wheel.

Yes, we put Thomas' mum and dad on trial for ruining Broadway forever.

Yes, Mark and Jasmine licked my filthy dishes.

And Thomas' team beat Dylan and Haram's team in Splat In A Box!

So, there you have it.

That is Wind-Up round up in just 30 seconds.

-Sorry for smashing your faces off with that cue card.

-Sorry.

Mark, sum that up in one contemporary dance move.

Oh, I like it. Nice.

Right, let's move back over here.

-Washer lady from the past, you all right?

-Yeah? Cool.

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant.

-OK, hey, look who's here!

-Look who's just arrived!

-Hey! How you doing?

Dylan and Haram, Thomas and family, how you doing?

-Good.

-Good.

-Fantastic.

-Now, you guys won Splat In A Box.

So you guys were all right. You guys have had to have a shower.

-Got that stuff off your hair?

-Yeah.

-You look as good as new.

As good as new. We'll see you a bit later. Give them a round of applause.

All right, all right. OK.

I reckon we should play a game with The Vamps.

I think we should play a game with The Vamps.

And I've just realised that I threw me cards,

-and thankfully they're here.

-Thanks! Thanks, man on the floor.

Hey! Hey!

All right, lads? How you doing? It's lovely to have you here.

It's lovely to have you here, lads,

thank you for being in the Wind-Down zone.

What's happening in the world of The Vamps?

-Oh.

-Just came off our world tour.

Ooh!

Been on a world tour! Ooh!

Did you go to Barnsley?

But life is good?

-Life's good.

-I thought you said, "The wife's good."

-The wife's good.

-The wife's good, as well? Good.

We've heard that you've got into a bit of mentoring, as well,

-is that right?

-Yes.

-Little bit, yeah.

What's happening there?

-We've got some lovely lads called The Tide under our wing.

-Ooh.

Hopefully nurturing them boys.

A great band, they're from California.

-And you've brought them down here tonight, haven't you?

-Yeah.

All right, lads? Nice to see you. Good lads, good lads.

All right, we're going to play a game with you

because that's what we do here on Weekend Wind-Down.

So, we're going to play a game called The Alphabet Quiz.

We're going to ask you a question and you've got to answer with A.

The first one's A, the next answer should be the letter B

and so on and so on and so on.

-Understood?

-Yeah.

-Excellent. Crack on.

OK, you got one minute. Here we go.

Name a vegetable starting with the letter A.

-Asparagus.

-Excellent.

A country beginning with B.

-Bosnia.

-Correct.

A boys' name starting with C.

-Charlie.

-Chris.

-Yeah, well done.

-A girls' name beginning with D.

-Diana.

-Dora.

Oh, I like it. An animal beginning with E.

-Elephant.

-Excellent. Well done.

A body part beginning with F.

-Fingers.

-Feet.

-Correct. A fruit beginning with G.

-Grapefruit.

Excellent.

A chemical element beginning with H.

Hydrogen.

You're on fire, lads. A UK town or city beginning with I.

-Ipswich.

-Nice.

Ooh, wow. An item of clothing beginning with J.

-Jacket.

-Excellent.

-Lovely jacket, by the way.

-Yeah.

A capital city beginning with K.

You've been on a world tour, you should get this.

-Oh.

-Chicken...chicken...

Kentucky.

We were going to say Kiev but, yeah.

-We'll have that.

-A verb beginning with L.

-Learning.

-Love...is not a verb.

-Ha-ha-ha.

-What am I doing?

-Laugh.

-Yeah!

Oh, time's up!

You did fantastically well.

-L, you got to L.

-You did brilliantly,

a lot better than we thought you were going to do,

cos we've got you a D.

We thought you'd only get to D. Yeah, so, have this D.

With...oh, yeah.

-The other way. That's yours to keep.

-Thanks very much.

-And let's gloss over the fact that you got to L or M.

-Yeah.

Give it up for The Vamps, everyone.

They'll be performing their single a little bit later on in the show.

But right now, check it out -

-it's Gabby and Charlotte from In Yer House.

-Hi!

All right, all right!

You were leaving me hanging for about 20 minutes.

So, if you don't know what In Yer House is...

Basically, on Big Friday Wind-Up,

Mark and I now hide in viewers' houses and we can't get caught.

And on today's show, Mark, you were hiding in Charlotte's house.

Yes, and I was absolutely dreadful.

I had an absolute nightmare and I think we should have a look.

Have a look, see how bad I actually was.

-Cos straightaway you were suspicious, weren't you?

-Yes.

It was game over already. Let's have a look.

-Is someone coming round or something?

-No.

Charlotte's asking if someone's coming round.

Yes. He's already round.

-SAM LAUGHS

-Look, I didn't have a chance!

Charlotte, you were like, you know,

"Uh, what's that cupboard doing there?" I didn't have a...

Why were you so suspicious, Charlotte?

Because my mum really doesn't like clutter around the house

and there was loads of ring binders...

-I don't know what you're saying.

-..and they all had cameras in them.

Do you know what we've not thought about?

We're completely giving the game away for next series here.

-Oh, yeah.

-If you see any ring binders in your house,

we're probably hiding somewhere.

It's storing admin, that's all it was, that's all it was.

And also, at one point, you actually saw one of the cameras.

-Take a look at this.

-It was a nightmare.

Why is there a camera in there?

Charlotte's just asked why there's a camera in the house.

You might be out pretty quick here, mate.

All in all, it was a pretty duff...

You know, I'm supposed to be, like, an agent and I just had a nightmare.

-It was awful. It got worse.

-It got worse.

As we saw on Big Friday Wind-Up earlier, girls.

Mark sat on his walkie-talkie so I couldn't speak to him.

-What did you think about that moment?

-I laughed.

It was so funny.

Well, you're about to laugh even more, Gabby,

because this is a bit that you didn't see.

But one of the Wind-Up team members had to step in

to try and communicate to Mark.

Take a look at this.

-Watch this, watch this.

-Look at this.

MARK LAUGHS

Look and then...oh, oh, oh.

Are you there? MARK LAUGHS

-Oh, that was the lovely Emma.

-I thought I heard something.

-Like, tapping.

-Yeah, she was knocking on the window.

I tell you what, you could hear everything - you should be the spy,

-the agent, not us.

-It's true.

-You were brilliant.

-Girls, did you enjoy yourselves?

-Yeah.

-Yeah. It was great.

Thank you so much for taking part.

Give it up for Gabby and Charlotte! APPLAUSE

We've got a game to play. Dylan and Haram, we need 'em.

Yeah. Dylan and Haram, come over here.

Are you going to join us for this next game?

-Yes.

-Beautiful stuff. Come on over here.

Round of applause for Dylan and Haram.

APPLAUSE Right, you lads stand right here.

It's a very simple game, isn't it, Mark?

It is, it's called Who's Ironing?

It's good stuff, this.

Now basically, as you can see, we've got Bradley,

we've got Thomas and we've got Jasmine.

Now, all three of these guys are doing an activity,

but only one of them is ironing Mark's favourite pair of culottes.

Mark, what are culottes?

-We're going to find out in a second what culottes are.

-Excellent.

They're splendid, by the way.

Now, all you lads have to do

is tell us who you think is ironing out of all three.

So, guys, start doing your business.

Lads, have a good look.

-Ooh, interesting.

-Is it Bradley?

-Is it Thomas?

-Is it Thomas?

Is it Jasmine?

Ooh, lads, what you going to go for?

Who's ironing Mark's favourite pair of culottes?

Bradley, Thomas or Jasmine?

-Thomas.

-Thomas.

-OK, we're going for Thomas.

OK, so, first of all, let's go to Bradley.

Bradley, are you ironing Mark's favourite pair of culottes?

I was buffing my mandolin.

-Of course you were!

-Course you were.

-Course you were.

So, it wasn't Bradley.

Let's go to Jasmine. What were you doing?

Were you ironing?

I was plucking a coconut.

She was plucking a coconut.

Which means that Thomas was indeed...

-Ironing.

-Ironing!

-What were you ironing?

-These.

My favourite pair of culottes.

-What are culottes, Mark?

-I still don't know.

They're horrendous is what they are.

-Guys, do you want to know what your prize are?

-Yes.

-These culottes!

-Yeah!

-There you go!

Don't say we don't give anything on Weekend Wind-Up.

It's now time for this.

Playing today, we've got Connor from The Vamps,

with Vamps at the back for moral support.

-Yay.

-And we've got Jasmine.

-Yay.

-Whoo!

Now, before Big Friday Wind-Up this evening,

we asked members of our audience

which celebrities they get mistaken for.

We're going to show you clips of our members of audience now

and then we want you guys to tell us

who you think they get mistaken for. OK?

Shall we have a look at the first audience member? Look at this.

I'm often told I look like...

That's a difficult one. Difficult one.

-Write down your answer.

-Any idea? OK, Connor, you've got an answer.

Let's see what you've gone for.

Frank Lampard.

Oh, yeah, he did look a bit like Frank Lampard.

-Plays for Man U, yeah?

-Yes, exactly.

No? OK.

Jasmine, what have you gone for?

-I've got Russell Crowe.

-Russell Crowe.

A Gladiator fan.

OK, well, let's see if either one of you is right.

I'm often told I look like Russell Crowe.

-Well done, Jasmine.

-Yay.

-Do you know what, though?

He actually does look more like Frank Lampard.

I feel as though I should give you a point.

Shall we go to the next audience member? Let's have a look.

I'm often told I look like...

OK, have a write down, see what you think, see what you think.

Right, Connor, have you got an answer?

-I do.

-What have you gone for, mate?

-We've put Tulisa.

Tulisa, all right.

What have you gone for, Jasmine?

Angelina Jolie.

-Angelina Jolie.

-Let's see if either one of you are right.

I'm often told I look like...

Angelina Jolie.

Jasmine, you are today's winner!

Lads, you go and get ready.

-You're going to be singing us out.

-Yeah, indeed.

And, Jasmine, here's your prize for winning. It's a scone.

Round of applause for Jasmine, everyone!

APPLAUSE

So that's it for the Weekend Wind-Down.

Thank you ever so much for watching. Have you enjoyed it, guys?

-Yeah!

-It's about to get even better.

Singing us out, it's the fantastic Vamps.

# You've been deep in a coma

# But I stood right here

# When you thought there was no-one

# I was still right here

# You were scared, but I told ya To open up your eyes

# Never saw me as someone who could love you well

# Had to show you the hard way

# Only time will tell

# Revelations and heartaches make you realise

# I was always in front of you

# So wake up

# Your sleeping heart

# I know sometimes we'll be afraid

# But no more playing safe, my dear

# I'm here

# So wake up

# You've been deep in a coma

# But I stood right here

# When you thought there was no-one

# I was still right here

# You were scared, but I told ya

# To open up your eyes

# I was always in front of you

# So wake up

# Your sleeping heart

# I know sometimes we'll be afraid

# But no more playing safe, my dear

# So wake up

# Your sleeping heart

# And we will dream a dream for us

# That no-one else can touch

# My dear

# I'm here

# So wake up... #

Here we go.

# So wake up

# Your sleeping heart

# And we will dream a dream for us

# That no-one else can touch

# My dear

# I'm here

# So wake up. #

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