Coronation Street Sam & Mark's Weekend Wind-Down

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-Oh! What's this?

-What's that?

-What's this?

I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing.

Hey, I'll tell you something - we wound up the week...

And it's now time to wind down for the weekend.

Welcome to our exclusive VIP backstage wind-down zone.

-It's lovely. Do like it?

-Do you like it?

-Do we like it?

-Like it?

Look who we've got - Jennie McAlpine and Ted Robbins.

-Yeah!

-..from Coronation Street. And the ever-friendly Mr Burgess.

-All right, mate?

-Yes.

-SAM LAUGHS

-I'm relaxing, sir.

-Are you? You don't look like you are.

-Well, I am!

-All right, all right, all right. Sorry.

-Sorry.

Over there, we've got lovely Ella from Mark Versus.

-How you doing? Are you all right?

-Yeah.

-Oh, look, your trophy. Hold up your trophy.

-Yeah.

-Got that bean juice out your ears?

-What?

We've got Zach and Billy from In Yer House.

-Are you all right, lads?

-THEY CHEER

-Loving the checks. Loving the checked shirts.

-Nice skill.

-Right, come over here.

-Come over here.

-Because if you missed...

-Ooh, high-fives!

-Families, everybody.

Now, if you missed Big Friday Wind-Up earlier,

here it is in a 30-second round-up. Here we go.

Now, we started off dressed as superheroes,

and I'll tell you something, Mark lost a lot more than his pride.

Ha-ha, yeah.

Corrie fans Abbey and Jodie played a game of Coro-nation Eat,

-but they missed out on the star prize.

-They did.

Until Ted Robbins came on the set and smashed it for them,

winning them a VIP trip to the Corrie set.

-How good's that?

-Yeah!

Molly's mum, Elena, butchered the classic We Built This City.

-It was still entertaining.

-I loved it.

Mark ended up with beans on his face and mushy peas on his head

when we played... HE STUTTERS

I can't say it.

And Molly's team were victorious in Splat In The Box.

So, that is Big Friday Wind-Up round up in just 30 seconds.

-Mark, sum that up with one noise. BELLOWS:

-Aces!

-It's a good noise.

-OK, let's move over here. Come here, you.

-Oh.

-Hey, look who it is.

-Hey!

It's Abbey and Jodie and Molly and Elena.

-You all right, guys?

-Yeah.

-You won. Are all right? Are you happy?

-Yeah.

You should be very happy. And have you got your...

-Your hair all nice?

-Yeah. Well...

-Lovely.

-Oh, bless you.

Oh, well, Abbey and Jodie, you need to help us

in the quick quiz that we're doing, so, come on over here.

Come on over here. And you!

Come here, you. This way. This way.

-How you doing?

-There you go.

-They're very clean.

-Thanks, mate.

A round of applause for Ted Robbins And Jennie McAlpine, everyone.

-Hello.

-And Frank.

-We can applaud Mr Burgess as well.

We can yeah, yeah, yeah.

-That's his happy face.

-Wahey!

-Show them your happy face.

Earlier on big Friday Wind-Up,

we found that you guys, Jodie and Abbey,

are massive fans of Coronation Street.

-Isn't that right?

-Yeah.

-True.

We'll find out how big a fans you guys are,

-cos we're going to play a quiz, aren't we?

-We are.

It's called Street-smart, and we'll alternate the questions

-between Jennie and Ted and you pair.

-Yeah, indeed.

You guys have been on Coronation Street for a long time.

-How long you been on, Jennie?

-It'll be nearly 15 years.

-15 years.

-Ted?

-15 days.

-Good luck, mate. Good luck, mate.

We'll to take it in turns and start with you guys. Go for it, Mark.

Jennie and Ted, how many different husbands has Gail had?

Ooh, oh, Martin, Brian Tilsley,

-Richard Hillman...

-Did she marry Michael?

-..the one who went in a boat and Michael. Five.

-Five.

Five. That is correct.

-THEY CHEER Nice work.

-Well done.

OK, over to Abbey and Jodie.

What is the current name of the bistro?

-Oh, no.

-Have a think. I'll give you a clue.

-It rhymes with...

-Rhymes with Rick's Bistro.

-Yeah.

-Nick's Bistro.

-Nick's Bistro. Well done.

-All right.

-Massive fans. Massive fans.

OK, next question. Who is Max Turner's real dad?

-That is to Jennie and Ted.

-Oh, dear. Er...

-Erm...

Come on, Fiz, you've been in it for 15 years, love.

I've been watching it for more than 15 years. I should know.

-It's...

-Is it Percy Sugden?

It's not Percy...

-It's...

-Just a wild stab in the dark.

-..Callum.

-She's saying Callum.

-The baddie.

-Callum is right. Well done.

-OK, well done, Jennie.

OK, back over to Abbey and Jodie. Massive fans. Here we go.

Who is the current landlady of the Rovers Return?

Er...

-Were you just messing with us?

-No!

-Come on. We've got an answer.

-TED WHISPERING:

-Liz, Liz...

-Liz.

-Liz.

-You're saying Liz, with no help at all from Ted.

-Not at all.

-That's the right answer!

-OK.

-Massive fans.

-Massive fans.

-No!

-OK. So, Jennie and Ted...

-Go on.

-Just massive.

..who lives at number one Coronation Street?

Erm...

-Is it Annie Walker, sir?

-You?

Ask your grandmas and your grandads.

-Or Elsie Tanner?

-Erm...

Minnie Caldwell, sir?

-Just saying words.

-Ena Sharples.

-Have a guess, have a guess.

-Come on.

-It's...

He's been in it for a long time.

-It's Ken Barlow.

-Ken Barlow!

-Ken Barlow!

-Correct.

OK, over to Abbey and Jodie.

-What's the name of Roy's cafe?

-Erm...

-Erm... Roy's Rolls. No!

-Yes!

-Yes! Yes!

-CLAXON RINGS

Massive fans. Massive fans.

-Massive fans.

-They are massive fans.

-What are we on now?

-I think it's 14... nil.

No, it's not. We're neck and neck, aren't we?

Yeah, all right. Well, OK.

-Papers, scissors, stone - let's do it.

-OK.

-Here we go.

-After ten.

-Come on, here we go.

On three. One, two, three.

Massive fans. There we go. There we go. Who cares. OK.

-What a fantastic quiz.

-I've just been told in my ear...

-Oh, it's Hollyoaks that you're massive fans of! Oh!

-Oh!

What a complete misunderstanding. All right, come over here.

Round of applause for these guys, everyone.

-THEY CHEER Check it out.

-Come on!

-It's Billy and Zack from in your house.

-All right!

-How you doing? Are you all right?

-Yeah, we're good.

Oh, you've come and joined us, girls.

-Massive fans.

-Massive fans.

-How are you, lads? You all right?

-Yeah, we're good.

-Fantastic.

-Excellent.

-All right, shall we have a little look

at what happened on In Yer House,

because my favourite bit of the whole thing

-was the biscuit passing.

-Oh, it was fantastic.

Can we just have a look at this magical moment, please?

ON RADIO: 'Hold out your hand. Hold out the biscuit to Billy.

'Here we go.'

SAM LAUGHS

Nice work. That's brilliant.

Where's the biscuit come from?

I must admit, I was massively,

-massively impressed, Mark, with that.

-I was stealth.

-You were so stealth.

-I was stealth.

I did eat one of the biscuits, though.

-Zach, did you have any idea?

-I had no idea at all.

Except from the bit where you started dinking the side...

Yeah, about 12 times.

Now, for everybody who hasn't seen In Yer House, it's when we go

undercover and we hide in your house and try to do different challenges.

And Mark was hiding in Zach's house ever since you got home from school.

You'd no idea till the last minute, when he was making a cup of tea.

-Weren't you?

-I was. And I was dinking it.

I dinked it about 20 times, and that's when you got me.

-Yeah.

-Your face when you saw me... You went...

HE SHRIEKS

I thought it was some kind of move that you did.

You've been fantastic sports. Thanks for taking part in In Yer House.

-Billy and Zach, everyone!

-High-five! Bring it in, bring it in.

Nice one, lads. Right, over here.

-Now, it is Molly here. How are you doing? You all right?

-Yeah.

Excellent stuff. Love that the two of you are here.

Now, on the Big Friday Wind-Up,

we didn't talk about your love for Louis Tomlinson from One Direction.

We didn't. We didn't have enough time. It is so much love.

It's so much love that you've got a mini doll of Louis Tomlinson,

-is that right?

-Yeah.

-And what you do with him at home?

-We put him in the window.

-In the window.

-You put signs in his hands, don't you?

-Yeah.

-What kind of signs?

-One said, "Help me, I've been kidnapped."

Brilliant. Lovely.

And didn't that cause a stir from the police one day?

Yeah, the police came to our house asking

if we had actually kidnapped someone.

-Shall we look at a picture there?

-We've got a picture of it.

LAUGHTER Why's he dressed in a dress?

I have no idea.

-You have no idea, brilliant.

-It was a Saturday.

-Yeah, why not?

-He's fine.

All right, well, we are going to give you a chance to maybe

-put an accessory onto Louis' head.

-Yeah, we're going to get you...

win you a little prize now cos we're going to play a little game

-which we're calling...

-Free Louis.

-..Free Louis.

Now, as you can see, poor old Louis Tomlinson

from One Direction and Doncaster

is stuck in a cage and we need to get him out.

-An X Factor judge this year.

-Yeah, he was a judge this year.

So what we're going to do, we're going to give you

this remote control, Molly. And you have got to get...

I don't know how this is going to work, I'm not going to lie.

You're going to get this helicopter

and you're going to get his head and you are going to take him out.

You are going to airlift him out of the cage.

-He's got a magnet on his head, we're not crazy.

-Apparently,

-the real Louis Tomlinson has got a magnet on his head.

-Yeah.

In real life, he's got a magnet on his head.

So we're going to give you 60 seconds to do that,

starting from...now!

Come on, here we go. Round of applause.

-It's not working.

-It's not working.

-Brilliant, brilliant. How do we...?

SAM SCREAMS

Right, it is working. Right, it is working. Hold on.

Let me get that from out there. Don't press a thing.

Do not press a thing!

-It's going!

-I didn't need a shave. Here we go.

Here we go. Right, here we go. Right, we are up in the air.

Let's go.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ah!

-Free Louis!

-Free Louis! Try him again, try him again.

No, the magnet. Hold on, don't touch anything,

the magnet has got trapped up.

This is a terrible idea for a game.

-Hold on. Hold on.

-I'm entertained.

'Gosh, imagine the producer who thought this up.'

Here we go, here we go.

-Waiting for it, waiting for it.

-Put the magnet on Louis' head!

-It's terrible.

-Quick, come here.

-It's really wound up.

It's really the worst idea ever.

Right. Oh, my goodness, the magnet doesn't even work!

The magnet doesn't even work! It's the worst game ever!

-BUZZER SOUNDS

-Yes, Louis is free!

And we've all been entertained!

Oh, and...

for going through with that horrible game,

we are going to give you a prize,

and that is Louis Tomlinson's new hat.

There we go.

-It was totally worth it.

-Totally worth it.

Brilliant. Round of applause for Molly, everyone.

APPLAUSE

And right now, it's time for this.

Now, we are about to play a fantastic game with our very

-own Ted Robbins.

-Thank you very much. Can I just ask you something?

-Yeah.

-The helicopter game, is that going to be a regular thing?

-We're hoping so, we're hoping so.

-Probably not any more, Ted.

So Ted Robbins is playing this and we've got Zach and Billy here.

-He rode over that pretty well, didn't he?

-We've not got much time.

We'll show you what's going to happen.

We've got an audience member who thinks they look like a celebrity.

They'll come up on the screen and

you need to write who you think they look like.

If it matches, it's a point. Here we go, with audience member number one.

I am often told that I look like...

OK, write down an answer.

You can have a little help. Zach, you can help Billy.

Guys, you can help over there. OK.

OK, let's find out.

Ted, let's see what you've written.

My first wife.

Your first wife?! OK, interesting.

-Ted's first wife, OK. What have you got?

-I've only had one.

Miranda Hart.

That could be a good one, actually!

Nice! OK, let's see if you're right.

I am often told that I look like...

..Miranda Hart.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Billy!

-Who I was married to for a while.

You kept that quiet, Ted. OK, second audience member,

who do you think you look like?

I am often told I look like...

-Ooh, tricky one.

-Write down an answer.

-Tricky one.

These guys are writing down an answer over here.

Confident over here. Ted, what are we going for?

-David Cameron.

-David Cameron.

-Seeing David Cameron over here. What have you got?

-Nick Grimshaw.

OK, let's have a look, see who it is.

I'm often told I look like...

-..Nick Grimshaw.

-CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-Goodness!

-He looks rather like him.

-How are you doing this, Billy?

-Got one more.

-Next one, let's have a look.

I am often told I look like...

OK, this is for the whole game.

You've blown it now, haven't you?

-Ted, what have you got?

-Cilla Black.

-You've gone for Cilla Black.

-OK.

-What have you got over here?

-Anne Morrison.

-Anne Morrison, OK. LAUGHTER

It's a mixture of Van Morrison and Anne Robinson.

Let's have a look. Let's have a look.

-Anne Robinson.

-CHEERING

We'll give you half a point for that.

It is the brown-eyed girl, Anne Morrison.

-Brilliant.

-Fantastic.

That means that, Zach and Billy, you've won the game!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-You win a lollipop!

-There's some lollipops over there.

-We've got this plastic bowl of fruit.

-There you go, have that.

Enjoy, enjoy. Well, that is it from this Weekend Wind-Down.

Thank you ever so much for watching.

Did you enjoy yourselves, guys?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

-Mr Burgess enjoyed it.

-Fair enough.

Remember Elena who sang We Built This City On Sausage Rolls?

-Yes, I do, indeed.

-Well, she is going to be singing us out tonight.

-Oh, did Little Mix drop out?

-Yeah, Perrie's got a cold.

-Perrie!

Unbelievable! Elena, take it away.

Hey!

# We built this city

# We built this city on sausage rolls

# We built this city

# We built this city on sausage rolls

# We built this city

# We built this city on sausage rolls

# We built this city

# We built this city on sausage rolls. #

-See you next weekend!

-See you!