Naomi Wilkinson Sam & Mark's Weekend Wind-Down

Yeahhhh!

Come on then, you! You, over there!

-You. Get off!

-Stop it, will you! Stop it!

-Stop it, you!

-Stupid cameraman.

Anyway, eh, we wound up the week...

And it's now time to wind down for the weekend.

Welcome to our exclusive VIP Wind-Down zone.

-CHEERING We're all here...

-All right!

..in the heart of Salford.

-Everton football ground, over there.

-That's Man United.

-Man United.

Brilliant. Hey, come over here because,

if you missed Big Friday Wind-Up earlier,

here it is in a 30-second recap.

-Here we go.

-Come on.

-We started off shaken and stirred.

We definitely were shaken and stirred

-when we banged into each other.

-Yeah.

Harrison and Naomi Wilkinson rode a lion and a giraffe.

-Of course they did.

-Of course they did.

Naomi Wilkinson then swapped her shoes

-and did a lovely little tap dance.

-Yeah.

Sam's dad, Paul, went on trial for his terrible jokes.

Not my dad. My dad's Dave.

Harrison's family beat Sam's family in Splat In The Box.

-Not my family.

-Not yours.

And that's it, that is Wind-Up round-up in just 30 seconds.

Mark, sum that up with a completely new, unique word.

-Scruntlefluff.

-Good word!

-All right, families!

-Ehhh!

Look who it is. Harrison, Sam, and dad, Paul.

-Are you all right? ALL:

-Yeah.

-You got that stuff out your ear, Paul?

-No.

-Eh?

-No. No.

-What was that? What was that?

Harrison, you won lots of prizes on today's Wind-Up.

-Are you excited to play with them?

-Yeah.

-Excellent.

-Fantastic.

Don't forget you've got a games console in a box.

-Give me some.

-Give me some.

-Beautiful.

-We'll see you in a sec.

-See you in a bit.

Over here we've got the lovely Naomi Wilkinson.

Hello! Hello!

Hi, Naomi.

Thanks for sticking around.

-I wouldn't miss this VIP area for the world.

-It's nice, isn't it?

-It's very posh.

-It is indeed!

I feel like I fit in.

-You're here because you work a lot with animals.

-Yeah.

-We thought we'd do an animal-based quiz.

-Oh, no.

-It's a general knowledge quiz.

-Yeah.

But the twist is, we want you to give each answer to the questions

as a different animal. Understood?

Understood. I probably won't even know the answers.

We play some fantastic games on this show. Right, question one.

You need to answer this as a sheep.

William Shakespeare is also known as the WHAT of Avon?

The Bard...the Baaaa-rd.

Yeah, good!

Answer this as a cow.

What would you watch at the cinema?

-Moooo-vie.

-Yeah!

Answer this one as a dog.

What does Centre Court at Wimbledon have in case it rains?

-A-a-a woof! Roof!

-SAM LAUGHS

You're far too good at this.

-This is really difficult.

-Answer this as a seagull.

What is the capital of Venezuela?

That is... Anyone know? Help!

-WHISPERS:

-Caracas. Caracas.

-SAM LAUGHS

-I've given you the answer.

-Caracas? How do I do that as a seagull?

-Caracas.

-SQUAWKS LIKE A SEAGULL

-Caracas! Caracas!

-You're not getting away with this.

-Interesting seagull.

Answer this as a horse.

Which long-running Australian soap opera features the Kennedy family?

-Neigh-bours!

-Yay!

Now we're cooking. Answer this as a frog.

What is the title of the first Harry Potter book?

-Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone?

-Yeah.

Ribbit... What?

How do I do that as a frog?

You're doing it. Philosopher's Stone... I can't...

Do you know the moral of this game? Never end on the horse.

HOOTER SOUNDS Should've ended on a high.

That's so embarrassing. Thank you for that.

Well, at least we know that she is actually the animal woman.

You are the animal woman of CBBC.

Naomi Wilkinson, everyone. APPLAUSE

Hey, we've only got Georgia and Nicky over here.

-Come on, give me five. Yes!

-How you doing, ladies?

-Are you all right? BOTH:

-Yes.

-So, massive fans of Emmerdale.

-We are.

-And a few months ago,

if you weren't watching Big Friday Wind-Up earlier,

we smarked you good and proper with a lovely little treat

on the set of Emmerdale. You thought that you were...

-What's the word?

-Extras.

-Extras.

-You thought you were extras, didn't you, on Emmerdale?

-Yeah.

-We did.

But you weren't. Shall we have a look at what we got you to do?

-Yes, please.

-This one's one of my favourite ever things

that we've ever done. Have a look at this, this is brilliant.

Listen, girls. Girls at the background.

It's just not working because the shot is so small, OK?

We're not seeing your legs, your knees.

So, if you could walk fast but lift your knees up please.

-Lift our knees?

-Lift your knees up. That's it, exactly like that.

Like this.

-Like this. Like this.

-OK.

Like this, you know?

OK, number one.

Quiet! Cameras!

-At speed.

-At speed.

Background, go!

Yeah. Knees higher, please, knees higher.

And action!

-Carly, I need a word with you in private.

-Stop!

Stop! Stop! Cut! One more time with the knees, please.

-You really needed to get back to that oven, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-But you can hear me go...

-SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

Oh, bless you.

We got you to pick up your knees and go as fast as you possibly can.

I say we. It was the lovely Matthew Wolfenden, from Emmerdale,

-posing as a director.

-And we upped the ante, didn't we?

We got you to say, "Rhubarb, rhubarb."

-Cos that's what extras do.

-Yeah.

-Apparently that's what extras do.

-Shall we see how that looked?

-Yes.

It looked brilliant. Let's have a look.

What the actors do usually is just say,

-"Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb..."

-Rhubarb, rhubarb.

..to each other and it looks like you're talking.

-OK, thank you.

-And, go, background.

-BOTH:

-Rhubarb, rhubarb...

And, action!

Carly, I need a word with you in private.

Not now, Vanessa, I'm busy.

-I think you'll be interested in what I've got to say.

-Rhubarb...

-All right, fine. What is it?

-Rhubarb, rhubarb.

And then if that wasn't embarrassing enough, we go to do all that -

high knees, rhubarb, with some watermelons. Take a look at this.

-Going to see if you can...

-Carry a watermelon.

-A couple of these.

-Is that all right?

-Yeah, that's fine.

Oh, that's much... Oh, yeah.

OK, guys, and background clear!

And action!

-Carly! I need a word with you in private!

-Not now, Vanessa, I'm busy.

I think you'll be interested in what I've got to say.

All right then, what?

-You know what that says to me? Soap Awards.

-Yeah!

-Best newcomers.

-Absolutely.

-Brilliant.

-Best newcomers holding a watermelon.

-Thank you ever so much.

Round of applause! THEY CHEER

-Oh!

-Now, over here.

Now on Big Friday Wind-Up earlier, we found out about Sam's dad, Paul,

who tells bad jokes, but I think he's pretty good.

-I think he's really good, actually.

-I think he could have a potential

future career as a comedian, Sam. Do you not agree?

-I don't agree with you.

-THEY LAUGH

Well, we are going to find out,

because we are going to play a game where we generate jokes

for your dad to actually say and do in his own unique way.

Here's how it's going to work. I'm going to set up the joke,

and then you three are going to take a word each to finish the joke.

We're then going to send all three jokes over to Paul,

who'll be over there, and...

-Where are you, Paul?

-Here.

-There you are!

-Paul, you need to finish them with a good punchline, OK?

-Best of luck.

I think we've stitched you up right proper here.

Right, here we go. So a word each to finish this joke, here we go.

I'll start it off. What do you call a...

Penguin.

-Going.

-On.

-Holiday.

-With.

-A.

-Fish?

What do you call a penguin going on holiday with a fish?

Paul, start thinking of a punchline. Don't tell us just yet.

Don't tell us just yet. Here comes the next one.

Why did the...

Mongoose.

-Animals?!

-Carry.

-A.

-Egg?

-That'll do.

-OK! Why did the mongoose carry an egg?

Think of a punchline, Paul. We've got one more. Look at his face!

This is original material.

Yeah, you could be taking this out on tour next week, mate.

Last one, here we go. How many...

-light bulbs.

-Does.

-It.

-Make.

-To

-Power.

-Power.

Life.

How many light bulbs does it MAKE to power life?

-Eh, think of a punchline, OK?

-Sorry, Paul.

We're now going to go over to a brand-new comedian,

ladies and gentlemen. He's new to the circuit.

-I think he's going to be huge.

-I don't think he is.

It's Paul, everyone! CHEERING

'Ladies and gentlemen, give it up and whoop like Americans, for Paul!'

What do you call a penguin going on holiday with a fish?

A very happy if slightly smelly chocolate biscuit.

Why did the mongoose carry an egg?

Because its pockets were full of spanners.

-That's quite good, actually.

-And how many light bulbs does it

make to power life?

Seven.

LAUGHTER

-That worked so much better than what we thought it was going to.

-Yeah.

-And do you know what your prize is, Sam, for taking that?

-What?

-An egg.

-Thank you so much.

-Enjoy it.

-I will.

Enjoy... Hey, look at this! Look at this!

HE BLOWS I didn't rip it! I didn't rip it!

You and Paul should go on tour.

Hey, it's now time for this.

So, playing this game we have the lovely Naomi Wilkinson.

-Hiya.

-Hiya. And we have Evie and Molly.

Before Big Friday Wind-Up we asked our audience members

-which celebrities they look like, didn't we?

-Yes, we did.

And we asked them and now you have got to tell us

which celebrity that you think they look like.

-OK?

-Ready.

-Shall we go to our first audience member?

Let's have a look.

I'm often told I look like...

OK. It's a tough one that.

Who do you think? Oh, Naomi's already going for it.

OK. Evie, what have you gone for?

-Gary Barlow.

-Ooh, good one.

All right, Naomi, what have you gone for?

Another Gary but Gary Lineker.

OK. The two Garys. Let's see which one is right, if any.

I'm often told I look like Gary Barlow.

-Good!

-I would have said a mixture of the two.

-Yeah, that's true.

-I want to give both of you a point.

We won't, though. OK, let's go to our second audience member, please.

I'm often told I look like...

Oh, I think I know this one.

She looked like Anne Boleyn.

Yeah, that's good.

-Oh, getting help.

-Yeah, getting a little bit of help.

-The comedian.

-The comedian?

-No.

-Paul?

-No, not Paul.

-She's not like Paul.

-Right, have we got an answer...

-I'm intrigued by this one.

-..Evie?

Yeah, Sarah Millican.

-Ah!

-Yeah, yeah, that's the one. That's what I thought, yeah.

Teresa May.

-Who?

-The politician.

-The Home Secretary.

-Yes.

-Brilliant.

-Good.

OK. We're on Big Friday Wind-Up.

OK...

I think you'd have been better with Anne Boleyn, to be fair.

-Yeah, maybe.

-I hope you're right...

-I'll just rip that up.

-..but we'll see.

Let's have a look, see who's right.

I'm often told I look like Sarah Millican.

How are you doing this?

-Wow!

-Let's do another one.

-Yeah.

-Let's have a look.

I'm often told I look like...

Oh, I don't know. Who do you think?

-Come on, guys.

-Non-players off the green, please.

-Go on, you can carry on.

-Evie, have you got an answer?

Yeah, Tom Hanks.

-Oh, I haven't written anything.

-Tom Hanks? Ohh, interesting.

-Naomi?

-Interesting.

Come on, Naomi, there's so many celebs.

Henry VIII.

Hacker?

Well, he was very hairy. Let's see who's right.

I'm often told I look like Tom Hanks.

This is amazing, Evie!

It's a full house. CHEERING

Wow! I mean, it's almost as though we'd told her the answers.

But well done, Evie. You're the winner today.

-We're going to give you...

-What are we going to give her?

-..this straw.

-There we go.

-There you go, enjoy that.

-How did you do it(?)

Don't use it all at once.

Hey, look, you can do that and pretend it's a, "Oh, hello."

-Have we had a nice time today?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Well, I've got to say, it's about to become a whole lot better.

Do you remember, Paul...

-Yes, the comedian.

-..who was the really bad comedian?

-Yeah, yeah.

He's going to do something rather spectacular now.

-Yeah?

-He's going to do a rather special version of

-Got To Turn Around.

-Oh, did Taylor Swift cancel on us?

-Yeah.

Take it away, Paul!

MUSIC: Turn Around by Phats and Small

# Hey

# What's wrong with you?

# You're looking kind of down to me

# Things ain't getting over

# What's wrong with you?

# Listen to what I'm saying

# You're looking kind of down to me

# Things ain't getting over

-# Cos things ain't getting over

-Over

-# Listen to what I'm saying

-What I'm saying

-# Got to turn around

-Turn around

-# Got to turn around

-Got to turn around

# Hey, what's wrong with you?

-# You're looking kind of down to me

-You're looking kind of down to me

# Things ain't getting over

-# Cos things ain't getting over

-Getting over

-# Listen to what I'm saying

-Listen to what I'm saying

-# Got to turn around

-Got to turn around

-# Got to turn around

-Got to turn around

# Hey

-# What's wrong with you? #

-Yeahhh!

Well done, Paul. Well done, Paul. Yeah!