Bars and Melody Sam & Mark's Weekend Wind-Down

CHEERING

Wahay!

-Yaaaaah!

-Yeah!

Hey, you two! Not again.

-Clear off!

-Get out of it!

THEY YELL

All right? How you doing?

-We wound up the week.

-Now it's time to wind down for the weekend.

-Welcome to our very exclusive VIP Wind Down Zone.

-Do you like it?

Look over here, it's only Bars and Melody!

-Yay!

-Look at that, lovely.

-Love this place.

-Leeds United football ground over there.

-No, Man United.

-Yep.

Now, if you didn't watch Big Friday Wind-Up,

-here it is in a 30-second Wind-Up scenario.

-Here we go.

First up, the show was gate-crashed

by those two, Little Sam and Mark over there.

-They were really good.

-Yeah, they were.

We made Lauren's nightmares come true

when we played Pick A Pickle Prize from Peter Pocket's

-Pre-eminent Pocket.

-And here he is.

-Hey!

-Ehhh!

-Lauren Layfield, she buffed a bald man's head.

-Of course.

Phoebe's mum, DJ Holly, proved

-she isn't down with the kids in Parents On Trial.

-Yeah.

Mark proved that he definitely can't smash his way out of a paper bag.

Calm down. The Lawrence family beat Phoebe's family in Splat in the Box.

There you go, that is Wind-Up round-up in just 30 seconds.

Watch your head!

Go on, are you going to do it? Ohhh!

OK, Mark. Sum that up, will you, in contemporary dance.

I've got it for you.

Oh, ho, ho!

I like it a lot.

-Let's move over here. Little Sam and Mark.

-Yeah!

-Who have we got here?

-Hey!

-It's Lauren, Phoebe and DJ Holly.

-Holly is in the house.

-Have you got some stuff out of your hair and stuff?

-Just about.

-Fantastic.

-Look who's over here, it's Bars and Melody! Hey!

-All right, lads? How are you doing? All right.

-I'm good.

There's a reason we're on the floor. Thank you very much.

We are going to interview you in a very special way today, lads.

We have our sock puppets. You have yours on already. Here we go.

-It's Stacey.

-I want to call mine Malcolm.

-Malcolm. Ha, ha! OK. Here we go.

-Mmmmmm!

-Here's our questions.

Let's do a little sock puppet interview. I like it.

-Is this beard?

-No, that's my tongue.

-OK.

-Let's do it like a proper show.

-Sorry.

-Here we go.

APPLAUSE

Hi there, I'm Sam the sock puppet. Today's guests are Bars and Melody.

CHEERING

-Hi!

-We are going to be asking you some really fun questions.

OK. Question one is, your latest album is called 143, why is that?

Well, 143 means I love you.

APPLAUSE

So, we wanted to tell the fans that we love them a lot.

-That's nice.

-And you guys, of course.

-SPEECH MUFFLED BY APPLAUSE

-Aaaah!

LAUGHTER

-Next question.

-OK, sorry.

You're touring all over Europe,

what's your favourite country and whyyyyy?

I'd probably say Poland or...?

Or the Netherlands because our shows sold out there

-and the fans are really good over there.

-Nice.

Your single is called Up All Night,

but what would you least like to be doing when you are up all night?

Eating ice cream to keep you up when you want to go to sleep.

-What's your favourite ice cream?

-Actually, I try not to eat dairy.

I try to be vegan.

-Really? You "try" to be vegan.

-I try.

-So your logic is that

you're going to eat ice cream when you can't eat ice cream?

-Yeah, basically.

-Truth!

-Truth!

-Nice, nice.

Truuuuuth!

Next question. Everyone with a sock puppet. Here we go.

Who do you get on best with on Friday Downloooooad?!

Everyone is really nice but I'd say Akai is a friend.

A friend of the show Akai, he's been on Big Friday Wind-Up quite often.

-He can dance, that lad.

-He really can.

-Realllllly!

Not as good as Stacey.

Now, your fans are known as the Bambinos.

What could our fans be known as?

-Smarkers.

-Smarkers?!

Smarkers, I like Smarkers.

-Or Smirkers!

-Smirkers! Yay!

-Because they smile.

-Clever. Do you know what?

-This is the worst idea we've ever had.

-We've had some terrible ones.

-Anyway, it's Bars and Melody, everyone.

-High five.

-Terrible.

-Where are we going next?

-Over here. It's Mia and Emily!

Yeah. Give me some! Yeah!

On Big Friday Wind-Up we played In Your House with Mia

and Emily and I hid inside Mia's house, didn't I?

-Yes.

-Yeah!

You've got a lot of fluffy toys.

Shall we have a look, see how many fluffy toys you've actually got?

Let's have a look at these. Look, that, I couldn't see Sam.

That was my first hiding place

and that was on the top bunk of your bed and you were on the bottom bunk.

-Honestly, it is the most scared I have ever been.

-I saw you.

-Did you not hear me at all when I was up there?

-No.

-I had so many challenges up there.

-He had the umbrella.

I heard the umbrella but I thought it was from outside.

-Ahhhh!

-Well, it's bad luck to open it indoors.

-It is. It's bad luck, I

-didn't want to do that.

-Then we got him to do the Macarena, didn't we?

Remember this? Good telly, this.

To succeed in your next mission, you have to do the Macarena,

whilst quietly humming the tune.

Do the Macarena.

I know it's your favourite dance.

SAM SINGS QUIETLY

MUSIC: The Macarena

He's still doing it.

-Brilliant. That was incredibly good.

-Thanks, mate.

I don't know the lyrics so I had to...

-THEY HUM

-It was good though.

-Definitely.

Next, let's take a look at this bit.

SCRAPING NOISE

THE GIRLS CHAT

SCRAPING NOISE AGAIN

Stop making a noise!

CHATTING CONTINUES

SCRAPING NOISE

The worst player ever of this game!

You know how I have given you some really good

-comments about your Macarena skills?

-Yeah.

-I'm going to turn around

and say you are the worst player of that game I've ever seen.

Yeah, but I'm not the worst player of In Your House, I am awesome!

-Yeah, all right.

-What I love about that clip is

that your mum is in the living room

on that sofa and she knew and she's laughing

because she knew I was behind there. Your parents knew everything.

We were there all day setting up with cameras and everything.

-How did you not see that massive red light flashing?

-I don't know.

Your dog kept on trying to sniff him. Seriously!

The dog kept going... And then running off.

I don't know what you were wearing that day, mate,

-but it was a dog magnet.

-Emily,

you were in on the whole thing as well.

-You did a fantastic job. Did you enjoy it?

-Yes.

-Yeah? Fantastic.

You were fantastic sports, Emily and Mia. Give me some.

-Get on with this.

-Let's go over here.

Not you pair again. I'm only joking.

Over here we've got Little Sam, Little Mark and Lauren Layfield.

Yay!

On Big Friday Wind-Up, you guys,

-you did a fantastic job of impersonating us.

-You did.

Apparently, Little Sam, you can do some great impressions, am I right?

-Yeah!

-Let's test this theory out.

We're going to give you 60 seconds to do as many

impersonations of celebrities that you can.

Little Mark and Lauren, you have to guess which celebrities they are.

-OK, got it.

-Good game. Are you up for the challenge, Little Sam?

-He's up for the challenge. Stand here.

-Here we go, here's number one.

Take a look.

You are a pet but you are not going

-through to the semifinals of X Factor.

-Ohhhh!

Ohhh!

-Who is it?

-X Factor?

-Have a think? THEY LAUGH

-Go on. Think who is on the X Factor.

-Cheryl Cole.

Cheryl Cole! Yeah!

It was all in the "canny".

-What about this one?

-Erm, I'm Scottish.

-That's good, carry on.

-I'm Scottish and I drink loads of...

Be careful what you say.

Milk.

Milk.

I'm Scottish and drink lots of milk.

-In the mornings, maybe.

-Yes.

Scottish milk person?

-Andy Murray.

-Yeah, absolutely.

Lorraine Kelly. What about this one?

All right, cockers?

Hacker.

-Yay!

-Yeah. Brilliant. Straight away.

You should be good at this one.

I'm from Yorkshire... Wait, that's Birmingham.

LAUGHTER That was good.

Your accent was wrong but what you're saying were right.

Erm...

I'm from Yorkshire an...

THEY LAUGH

-And I'm dressed very similar.

-Oh, you!

-Yes! Me, me!

-You!

There we go, do what you did before. Last one.

-I'm from Birmingham.

-It's you!

Yay! It was impressive.

-You're amazing.

-All right.

-HOOTER BLOWS

I don't know how many you got, but I know you deserve a prize.

-That prize is...

-Give him a biscuit.

This cup.

-Yes!

-Hold it aloft!

CHEERING

-Nice work.

-Fantastic.

-Right now it is time for this.

We have Bars and Melody and Amy.

All right. Now, before Big Friday Wind-Up,

we asked our studio audience which celebrity they get mistaken for.

We'll show you a member of our studio audience,

then you are going to write it down and the one who gets the most

is the champion of the world.

-We get mistaken a lot...

-What if she looks at our answers, though?

She'll not! She's not a cheater.

-She's no cheater.

-We get asked who we look like.

-Who do you look like?

-You know those kids from Britain's Got Talent.

-Bars and Melody?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, you do look like them.

-All the time.

-Let's go with audience member number one.

I'm often told I look like Peter Andre.

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

-Write down your answer.

-Write...

-Let's see if they get it.

-I'm confused, he just told us.

-Write your answer, who could it be?

-I'm intrigued to see the answers, Mark.

-Yes.

I'm intrigued, I wonder what it is.

Bars and Melody, what have you gone for? Phillip Schofield,

-no, I was joking, Peter Andre.

-You've gone for Peter Andre.

-Interesting.

-I said Robbie Williams.

-Did you? OK. Who have you gone for?

-Peter Andre.

-Interesting.

OK. Let's have a look and see if you are right.

I'm often told I look like Peter Andre.

Yay!

Amazing. Wow. OK.

You both did really well there.

I don't know how you got it but you did.

Let's go to our second audience member, please.

I'm often told I look like...

Oh, tricky one. Tricky one.

-Write down your answer.

-Who does she look like?

-Amy is there.

-Amy is on it.

-Don't you copy Bars and Melody!

-Nice work, I like it.

-OK. Show us the answer when you are done.

-Bars and Melody, what have you gone for?

-I thought Madonna.

Not a bad shout that, I reckon. Let's have a look.

-Holly Willoughby.

-Holly Willoughby, you've gone for.

OK. Let's see if either one of you are right.

I am often told I look like Holly Willoughby.

CHEERING

-Smashing it, Amy.

-You deserve another trophy.

-You do.

Have we got time for another one? Let's do it, then.

Let's see the next audience member.

I'm often told I look like...

-Tricky.

-Oh, hard one.

-Tricky.

-Right, think, lads.

Amy and Lauren, working together as a team. I like this.

-New-found friendship.

-Come on, guys. Come on.

We've got an answer over here.

-Bars and Melody, quickly!

-We need an answer.

-You are going to lose.

OK, we're going to go with Amy first. What have you gone for?

-Show us the answer.

-Sam Smith.

-Sam Smith!

-Sam Smith.

-Bars and Melody, what have you gone for?

Mark.

From Sam and Mark?

You've gone for Mark from... It did look a little bit like you.

I want to see what this guy looks like. Let's have a look.

I'm often told I look like Sam Smith.

CHEERING

Amy, it is almost like we told you all the answers.

-I can't believe it.

-He definitely, definitely didn't.

-Did look a little bit like you.

-All right.

-Yes, he did, he's a good-looking guy.

-Wahay.

Congratulations, Amy. That means you win all these lollipops.

Enjoy them.

-Thanks, guys. What a tremendous game.

-Tremendous!

A big thank you to everyone we've had on the show.

-It's been a humdinger.

-It has. It's been crazy.

Do you remember DJ Holly?

-Of course. From Parents on Trial.

-Down with the kids.

-She is.

Well, she kind of is.

-We are going to hear her do a fantastic DJ set right now.

-Yes!

-I'm very excited. Let's hear it, DJ Holly.

-Woooo!

-Here we go.

Let's get this party started.

MUSIC: Boom Boom Boom by Outhere Brothers

Come on, let's hear you.

Hey! That's it. Thank you ever so much for watching.

It's been a fantastic show. It's been a crazy show.

-Thank you to our darts player.

-Yay!

Thank you very much to Lauren Layfield.

Big thank you to Bars and Melody.

-Thank you to these guys here.

-Yay!

And we'll see you very soon.

-Have a lovely weekend whatever you're doing.

-Take care.

-Bye!

Come on, let's dance!