Kimberly Wyatt Sam & Mark's Weekend Wind-Down

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-HE LAUGHS

-Hey! All right?

-Hey, look at this.

-I don't know what I'm doing.

-Eh?

-I'm crazy. I'm crazy.

Hey, we wound up the week.

And it's now time to wind down for the weekend.

Welcome to our very exclusive, aftershow, VIP Wind-Down zone.

-Look at this.

-Everyone's here.

-Absolutely.

-It's VIP, baby.

-Yeah, boy!

Now, if you didn't see Big Friday Wind-Up,

here it is in a 30-second recap style.

Here we go. So, we kicked off with a low score

-from the Strictly judges.

-Harsh.

Lucy's gran Irene used her nose to paint a picnic bench in jam.

She did. Kimberly Wyatt did the world's fastest Macarena

and then led the audience in a chaotic conga.

Tabby's dad Dave was doubly embarrassing

-when this happened.

-LAUGHTER

Mark learnt a home truth in What's That Coming Out Of Me Mouth?

And Tabby's family beat Lucy's family in Splat In The Box.

So, there you have it. That is Wind-Up round-up in just 30 seconds.

Mark, sum that up with one eyebrow.

Good eyebrow movement. Good eyebrow movement.

-You all right, families?

-All right? Enjoying it?

-BOTH:

-Hey!

It's lovely Lucy, Irene, Tabby and Dave. How are you feeling?

-Are you all right?

-Yes, I'm absolutely fine, thank you.

-LAUGHTER "I've been told to say that."

-Yeah.

Have you got the gunk out of your hair?

I managed with one whole bottle of shampoo.

-Yes!

-Nice. Only one?

-They got gunged on Big Friday Wind-Up, so...

-Fantastic. All right, well...

-No way are you coming to our party.

-Oh!

-Aw! Aw!

-That's it.

-Well, you're VIPs in our party.

-Aw, thank you.

-Well, I might just forgive you.

-Yes! Thanks very much.

-We're speaking to you in a bit later on.

-See you later.

But over here, it's the beautiful, lovely Kimberly Wyatt.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Hiya, love.

-Hello.

-How are you?

-Good.

-Ooh, no more kissy-kissy. No, no, no.

-Because you're up against each other.

-Oh.

-Oh, OK.

Because obviously, you're Celebrity MasterChef finalists...

-Indeed.

-..so you should know all there is to know about food.

Well, I only came, like... Not winning.

Oh, don't get started! No excuses now.

We're going to play a game and it's called Sound Bites.

-Ooh, interesting.

-What we're going to do,

we're going to play clips of people eating certain foods.

-Mm-hm.

-If you know what the answer is,

-we need you to buzz in.

-OK.

Go on. Let's have a look at your buzzers.

'Kimberly.'

-'Sam.'

-Brilliant.

-Excellent.

He's got a little bit of an advantage

-cos your name is shorter.

-Yeah, that's true.

-Shall we go for the first one?

-OK.

-What are they eating?

-CHOMPING

-'Kimberly.'

-'Ooh, that's tart!'

-HE LAUGHS

OK, all right. Kimberly, you were right in there. What is it?

-Apple.

-You're going for an apple.

-Yeah.

-I think that's good.

All right, let's see if you're right.

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

One-nil, Kimberly Wyatt.

-It is like MasterChef all over again.

-So competitive.

Let's go with the second one. Let's have a listen.

CRUNCHING

-BURPING

-'Sam.'

-'Excuse me!'

I'm going to say that's crisps. A packet of crisps.

-OK, I can give you half a point, but I need the flavour.

-What?!

-Ah!

-Prawn cocktail. Got to be prawn cocktail.

-Ah, no, sorry, it's cheese and onion.

-What?

-Of course. I mean, I knew that.

-Kimberly knew it

-so I'm going to give her half a point for that.

-Oh, man!

-All right, OK, third one.

-OK.

-Let's have a listen.

SLURPING

-GROANING

-'Ooh, me head!'

-What do you think? Take a guess.

-That's very odd.

-'Kimberly.'

-What do you think?

-Ice cream.

-Ice cream.

-Oh, good shout.

"Me head" - brain freeze. Yeah, good one.

Let's have a listen, see if you're right.

-Yes!

-Oh!

-Oh, man!

Kimberly Wyatt, you are on fire. How is this even possible?

OK, the final one.

-CRUNCHING

-'Oh! Ah!'

-TOILET FLUSHES Toilet going. Toilet.

-Something...

-'Sam.'

-Um, going to the toilet. Curry? Curry?

-Something curry? Spicy?

-Um, maybe. It is spicy.

-What do you think?

-Chillies.

Let's have a look, see if you're right.

Oh, what?! SHE LAUGHS

-Chillies.

-How did I get that?

-You truly are a MasterChef champion.

-You are. You are.

And you are so deserving of this chilli pepper,

which is half eaten, and a frozen toilet roll just in case.

All right, give it up for Kimberly Wyatt, everyone.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Fantastic.

-Let's go over here.

-It's Dominic and Alex from In Yer House.

-Yes.

-Hi.

-How you doing? You all right, lads?

-Yeah.

If you don't know what In Yer House is,

basically, on Big Friday Wind-Up,

Mark hid in Dominic's house, and Dominic had no idea.

You got through all five challenges...

-I don't know how.

-..without being found out.

-It was amazing.

-It was, cos the first challenge

was me actually hiding underneath your stairs,

and I was right next to the room that you were both in.

Let's have a look.

I was right next to you in that room, right?

Underneath the stairs. Let's have a look.

Actually, actually, let's have a look at that a bit closer.

Are you planning world domination there?

-What are you writing on the thing?

-What is that?

-What is that, lads?

-It looks like a big hand.

-What were you doing?

-Well, we were doing this gun thing.

-We were making Nerf guns.

-Oh, of course you were.

-Right. Nice. Nice.

So, you're designing a new toy, soon to be in the High-Street shops?

-Um, well, no.

-LAUGHTER

Well, we were designing them.

-I was going to maybe make them, but not...

-You should do.

-You should do.

-I might.

-Do you think he should do it, everybody?

Yeah, you should do it. CHEERING

We could see you on Dragons' Den.

-I'd patent it now cos it's out.

-Yeah, exactly. That's true.

But do it. Do it definitely.

I must admit, one of my favourite bits

of this In Yer House was this moment.

HE LAUGHS

-Now, I'm a dog person, but I didn't appreciate that.

-Yeah.

He didn't even get me a drink or anything.

He was just licking my face straightaway.

-Which dog was that that was licking Mark's face?

-Roxy.

-Roxy.

-I have to put up with that every single day.

-Oh!

-Oh, bless you.

-A bit of a face-licker?

-Mm.

-I think I made a friend for life there...

-You did.

..because I gave her loads of treats and she was loving it.

-Yeah, absolutely.

-Fantastic.

Lads, did you enjoy your time here on Big Friday Wind-Up

-in the Wind-Down zone? BOTH:

-Definitely.

-Keep enjoying it. You're VIPs.

-And it's your birthday today.

-Yes, it is.

-Happy birthday! CHEERING

Here's to the most surreal birthday ever.

-See you later, lads.

-All right.

Now, on Big Friday Wind-Up, we found...

HE LAUGHS Fantastic outfit.

We found out that Dave here is Tabby's dad,

but Dave is also Tabby's teacher at school.

Dave also likes to dress up as a woman and sing on television,

and he was very embarrassing. HE LAUGHS

But now it's time for Tabby to be the teacher

because, Tabby, you are a massive fan

-of the CBBC show The Next Step, aren't you?

-Yeah.

So, what we want you to do is teach your dad

the names of each character in The Next Step,

and you have to memorise them

-and give us them in 20 seconds as well as you can.

-OK.

And if you lose, we'll give you the slipper.

-OK, right, sit down. Sit yourself down there.

-All right.

-Excellent.

-This is not going to work.

-OK, Tabby, off you go.

Here we go. Teach away. BELL RINGS

-So, who's that?

-Emily.

-Emily. Remember that. Emily.

-Emily. Emily.

-Who's that?

-That's all right. Don't worry.

-Tiffany.

-Tiffany.

-So, Georgia, yeah? Georgia.

-Tiffany.

-Paul.

-No! What? No.

Yeah, Tiffany.

-Who's that? Bradley?

-Looks like a Bradley.

-James.

-James. OK, James. Right.

-Bradley. Bradley.

-Ian.

-Who's that?

-Eldon.

-Eldon. You have to tell me. Right, OK.

-He's like an old man.

-Chris.

-Who? Chris?

-Chris.

-John.

-I think she said John.

-Yeah, I think it was Ian.

-Riley.

-Kylie?

-Riley.

-Ryland.

-Ryland.

-Riley.

-Chloe.

-Chloe and Ryland. OK.

-Chloe.

-Simon. That's Steve. That's Steve, yeah?

-Michelle.

-Miss, you're going too fast.

-Michelle.

-Michelle.

-And Daniel.

-Brian.

-Daniel.

-Daniel. Brian.

-BELL RINGS

-West.

-West.

-West.

-Go west.

-East.

-KLAXON BLARES

-Easy. Easy.

OK, here's what's going to happen.

I'm going to put these back over there.

I hope you've memorised them all, starting with the first one.

Best of luck, Dave.

-You've got 20 seconds.

-Good luck, mate.

-Your time starts now.

-Who's that?

-Emily.

-Correct.

-Tiffany.

-Yes, correct.

-James.

-Correct.

-Eldon.

-Correct.

-Chris.

-Yes, correct.

You said lots of silly things.

-I can't remember.

-SAM LAUGHS

-Let's have a guess.

-Georgia.

-No, it's Riley.

-Aw! KLAXON BLARES

You know what? You didn't do too bad.

You got five out of ten, yeah? Which was a lot better...

That's five that more than I thought you were going to get.

-50%.

-But you didn't get them all,

so we are going to give you the slipper.

-There's the slipper.

-It absolutely stinks.

-Oh!

-Round of applause.

-Yay!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-That was terrible.

-It is now time for this.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Hey!

Playing today, we've got the lovely Molly, Eloise and Kimberly.

-How are you doing? All right?

-Yeah, good.

-Excellent.

Now, on Big Friday Wind-Up,

we obviously have a huge studio audience,

and often, that studio audience get mistaken for certain celebrities.

So, after the show, we asked them to tell us

which celebrities they get mistaken for.

You guys have to tell us who you think it is.

If you get it right, it's a point. Simple.

-Shall we have a look at the first audience member?

-Yes.

-Let's have a look at this.

-I am often told I look like...

-Ooh!

-OK, good one. Kimberly's writing down.

-Molly, you're writing down here.

-Eloise is hiding from...

-Like earlier.

-Like it's a school quiz. Love it.

OK, you've got an answer here.

-Kimberly, have you got an answer?

-Yes.

-What have you gone for?

-Jennifer Lawrence.

-She did look like Jennifer Lawrence.

-OK.

-What have you gone for, girls?

-BOTH:

-Cheryl Cole.

Otherwise known as Cheryl Fernandez-Versini.

-LAUGHTER

-Wow. That was...

-Well done.

-Thanks, mate.

-Big fan, are you?

-Yeah.

All right, let's have a look, see if either one of you is right.

I'm often told I look like Cheryl Cole.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Well done.

-Well done, girls.

Otherwise known as...?

-Cheryl Fernandez-Versini.

-That's the one.

-Shall we have a look at the second one?

-Let's do it.

-Let's have a look.

-I'm often told I look like...

-Ooh!

-OK. OK.

-That's a tricky one.

-The girls are on...

-They're just on it.

-Girls are writing it down straightaway.

-Come on, Kimberly.

-Oh, dear.

-Kimberly's blank.

You've got to come up with an answer, Kimberly, I'm afraid.

-Oh, no!

-OK, girls, have you got an answer?

-Yeah.

-OK, what have you gone for?

-Paul O'Grady.

-Ooh, that's not a bad shout.

-Let's have a look.

Show it to the camera.

-Paul O'Grady.

-Paul O'Grady.

Kimberly Wyatt, what have you gone for?

I swear I had faces in my head, but I had no names,

-so I just went with Grandpa.

-LAUGHTER

Is it Kimberly Wyatt's grandpa?

OK, we're going for Kimberly Wyatt's grandpa

and we're going for Paul O'Grady.

Let's see if either one of you is correct.

I'm often told I look like Paul O'Grady.

Ah!

-Well done.

-Girls, good guess. Good guess.

-Brilliant. Are you ready for the next one?

-Yes.

-It's a good game.

I'm often told that I look like...

-Ooh, this is hard.

-Really tricky.

-Girls.

Look at you, writing down an answer straightaway.

Kimberly's on it though.

She's going to go for Uncle this time.

-OK, Kimberly, what have you gone for?

-Vince Vaughn.

-Oh, right, yeah, Vince Vaughn.

-The girls are going, "Who is that?"

-Girls?

-Steven Gerrard.

-Ah, the footballer.

-Do it properly.

-Do it properly.

Let's have a look. See if either one of you is right.

I'm often told I look like Steven Gerrard.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Girls! It's almost like you were given the answers or something.

-It's amazing!

-Sorry, can I just say?

-Yeah.

-He doesn't look like Steven Gerrard.

-No, he doesn't.

He looks more like Vince Vaughan.

It's the last one. Let's have a look.

I'm often told I look like...

It's a tough one. Ooh.

Wow. Come on, Kimberly. You can redeem yourself here.

-You can do this, Kimberly. I have faith in you.

-Oh, dear, don't!

-Um...

-She's going blank. She's going blank.

-Girls, you've written something down?

-Yeah.

-What have you gone for?

-Amanda Holden.

-Amanda Holden from Britain's Got Talent.

-Wow.

-Kimberley?

-I can't wait for this.

I don't even know if this is a person!

-You don't even know if this is a person?

-Julianne Hough?

-Who?

Are you making up people now? It's getting to that point.

-That's her first name.

-Is she your next-door neighbour or something?

Let's see if it's Julianne Hough.

-It must be.

-Hough!

-It must be.

I'm often told I look like Amanda Holden.

-CHEERING

-It's a clean sweep for the girls.

Clean sweep for the girls. Oh, nice work.

Granted, you didn't have much to beat there,

some of the answers that were coming out.

-But well done, girls. Happy?

-Well done.

-And you win this strawberry each.

-HE LAUGHS

-You teased them with the lollies?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Well, you've got to be fruitful.

-There you go.

Thank you ever so much. Round of applause for Molly and Eloise,

and, of course, the beautiful, lovely Kimberly Wyatt.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Oh, do you remember

-our embarrassing dad Dave?

-Yes, of course.

Well, you'll never guess what.

-He's only playing us out to end the show.

-What? That's crazy.

-He's dressing up as Alice Cooper.

-What?

-Check him out.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Well, we got no choice

# All the girls and boys

# Making all that noise

# Cos they found new toys

# Well, we can't salute you Can't find a flag

# If that don't suit you That's a drag

# School's out for summer

# School's out forever. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE