Ben Shires Sam & Mark's Weekend Wind-Down

APPLAUSE

SAM SHOUTS

Come here you. Come here you. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Stop it, stop it, stop it.

-Hey, how you doing?

-Hey.

-Hey, we wound up the week.

Now it's time to wind down for the weekend.

Welcome to our exclusive VIP wind-down tour.

-Look at this. Look at all this.

-It's lovely.

-It's lovely.

It's lovely.

Come over here because if you didn't see Big Friday Wind-Up,

here it is in a 30-second recap scenario.

Here we go.

So, we kicked off with an amazing transformation.

We gave Connie her very own TV station

and she made a jam sandwich in 20 seconds.

-I'll be making that when I go home.

-Yeah.

Ben Shires put his socks on his hands and he did

-an impression of an upset tangerine.

-Of course he did.

-Nice.

Miles' dad, Richard, got a part on The Next Step in Parents On Trial.

And we made some accurate depictions of celebrities

when we played the great face race.

-And Connie's team beat Miles' team in Splat In The Box.

-Yay!

So, there you have it.

That is Wind-Up round-up in just 30 seconds.

Mark, sum it up in three words.

-Melon, pigeon, silliness.

-Excellent.

-Let's go over here. You all right, guys?

-Yeah! Woo!

Look who's here, Connie, Miles, Miles's dad, Richard.

-Are you all right? ALL:

-Yeah.

Good dancing, player.

Now, these two got massively gunged on Big Friday Wind-Up earlier.

-Yeah, they did.

-Are you all right?

Is there still some in your hair? No, we're all right.

-Yeah. Are you enjoying yourselves?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic.

-Excellent.

Connie, you're a budding broadcaster.

Are you picking up some tips tonight?

-Yes. Certainly am.

-Good. Good, good. That's the right answer.

Well, we'll speak to you in a second, but over there, who's that?

-It's one of the Shires.

-I think it's Ben Shires.

Ben Shires. CHEERING

-Yeah!

-Come here, you. Oh, how are you?

All the better for seeing you two.

-Oh, stop it. But don't ever stop.

-No.

You always look so lovely, Ben Shires.

Well, I've got to compete with this, haven't I?

-Oh, thanks, mate. Thanks, mate.

-Look at you.

You look like you're from the past, it's amazing.

Now, you are the presenter of Officially Amazing,

-but you are officially amazing.

-True.

So, we're going to do a quiz that means you have to answer

the questions we're asking you officially amazingly.

-Right. OK.

-OK. OK, understood?

-Got that.

-So, question one.

I'm glad you understood it.

You have to say this as fast as possible -

that will make it officially amazing.

What are the colours of the rainbow?

Red, yellow, pink, green, purple, orange, blue.

I can see a rainbow too.

-That's amazing!

-That is amazing.

-That is amazing.

As slowly as possible, what is your name?

Be-e-ee-e-e-n

Sh-i-ii-i-i-r-es

-It's amazing!

-It's amazing! Isn't it amazing?

In your lowest voice, name seven countries in Europe.

Lowest voice.

-In my lowest voice.

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

-IN DEEP VOICE:

-Belgium.

France.

Germany.

Is this your lowest voice?

I've got a weirdly high-pitched voice

don't make me want to apologise.

-Come on. We've four left, we've four left. Come on.

-OK.

Erm... Ooh. Erm...

-IN DEEPER VOICE:

-Italy.

-Yeah.

-Good.

-Greece.

-Yep.

-Two more.

-Erm... Norway.

-One more.

Sweden.

-Amazing.

-That's amazing.

In your highest voice, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

-IN HIGH VOICE:

-This morning, I had cereals and milk

and disappointment.

-Amazing.

-It's amazing.

Now, in your highest voice and standing on one leg,

what are your top three songs of all time?

The top three of all time?

-Yep.

-Yeah.

Erm, I don't know.

Do you want me to sing them or just say them?

-Say them.

-High voice.

-Just say them.

-OK. All right.

Erm... Oh, all I can think of at the moment is a song on the show.

All right, so...

-IN HIGH VOICE:

-Uptown Funk.

-Great.

-Good one.

Anything by the Spice Girls.

And, erm...

Oh, I don't know.

Beat It.

-Amazing.

-It's amazing.

One last question, one last question.

OK, here we go.

In your highest voice, standing on one leg, spinning around

and patting your head, name three British prime ministers.

-Go, go, go.

-Here we go. Standing on one leg.

-OK.

-Spinning around. Patting your head.

-All right.

Highest voice.

-IN HIGH VOICE:

-David Cameron.

Benjamin Disraeli.

William Ewart Gladstone.

I don't even know if that's right or who any of those people are,

-but it's amazing.

-Amazing.

Ah, we love you Ben Shires from Officially Amazing.

But who have we got over here?

It's Edward.

CHEERING

You all right, mate?

How are you doing?

-Erm, good.

-Good. Good.

-"Erm, good."

Now, Edward here is a massive fan of CBBC show Wolfblood.

So, when we found this out on Big Friday Wind-Up,

we took our hidden cameras to the set of Wolfblood,

and Edward thought he was taking part in Wolfblood World,

which is a brand-new tourist attraction.

-It's horrible.

-It's terrible.

-Yes.

We were all winding him up, it was awful, wasn't it?

Yes, and it was really bad, wasn't it?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Yeah, and we showed you some memorabilia from the show,

and we showed you this. Have a look at this.

Now, that is obviously Bobby Lockwood's mum's hair.

-Wig.

-Yeah, yeah. Apparently so.

What did you think when you first saw this? Being a big fan.

I thought, "Good stuff in a bad place."

-Oh, really? Oh, OK.

-OK, so it's not so bad.

-Not bad, at all.

-All right.

So, then we took you on the worst rollercoaster

in the history of the world ever. Let's take a look at this.

-OK, ready.

-Here we go. Here we go.

Welcome to the Wolfblood train.

Please keep your hands inside the cart and remain seated at all times.

Warning, this ride is not for the faint-hearted.

Scream if you want to scream faster.

Turn it up a bit.

What did you think when you were sitting in that wheelbarrow

dressed as a werewolf?

I wanted to say it was awful.

I kind of knew it was a prank, in a way.

-Oh, right.

-Oh, did you? Were you starting to catch on at that point?

Yeah. But just in case it wasn't, I didn't want to say.

-Oh, so nice.

-Oh, well, like you said, you wanted to say

it was awful, but you didn't because you were so polite.

Take a look at this when asked what he thought of the ride.

Do we need more people in wolf's clothing

or does that cheapen it a bit?

-Mm...

-Is it a bit rubbish?

-No, no, it's...

-No. Brilliant, brilliant.

OK. It's good.

Mate, you were so polite.

-Been brought up well. Very well.

-Very well indeed. Nice work.

-But did you enjoy yourself that day?

-Yes.

-Cos after that you did get to go on the set, didn't you?

-Yep.

That must have been fun.

-It was.

-It was, nice work.

Are you still not going to tell us what happened to Wolfblood?

-I'm sorry, I can't.

-Ah!

-OK, fair enough, fair enough.

-Fair enough.

Well, thanks for being such a fantastic sport.

-It's Edward, everybody.

-Come on, bring it in.

Who have we got over here? Come over here.

Over here we've got Armani and Joella.

-How are you doing, girls?

-Good.

-Good.

-Yeah, good.

On Big Friday Wind-Up, these guys went up against Mark in Mark Versus.

-They smashed you.

-Well, it was 3-2.

But you did, you did beat me. Well done. OK, now.

Big Friday Wind-Up.

We tend to the highbrow, amazing games that...

Do we?

-But, well, on Wind-Down, we've got not as much money.

-No.

So, we're going to play a game that we like to call

the Blablablablablallla game.

-OK.

-Yeah, it's good. It's going to be good.

Here's how it's going to work, you guys are going to face each other.

You're going to take it in turns, one of you, in the other's face

has got to go bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla

until the other person laughs.

OK? You're going to take it in turns,

whoever laughs the quickest is out of the game. OK? Understood?

-BOTH:

-Yeah.

OK, in that case, you're going first, lovely.

Face that way, face that way.

-Here we go, blah blah blah blah.

-Go.

-20 seconds on the clock.

Bla-bla-bla-bla!

Little smirk. Little smirk.

Oh, she smiled.

-Very good.

-She smiled.

-OK.

OK, can I just confirm, how many seconds was that?

How many seconds?

Ten seconds. Not bad. OK.

So, if this is less than ten seconds, you've won. Here we go.

Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla...

-Little smirk.

-Smirk. Smirk.

..bla-bla-bla-bla.

How many seconds? How many seconds?

14 seconds.

And for that, you win a propelling pen.

Don't know what is.

-It does that.

-There you go. Enjoy yourself.

Right now, though, it's time for this.

Yeah.

Playing this game today, we've got a wonderful Ben Shires and Connie.

How you feeling, guys? You all right?

-Competitive.

-Competitive.

-Oh, I like it.

-I like it.

Now, on Big Friday Wind-Up, we have a huge studio audience.

Now, those audience members,

they often get mistaken for certain celebrities.

So, we asked them which celebrities they get mistaken for.

You guys have to guess who you think it is, understood?

But don't let each other see.

-Yeah, don't cheat.

-Come on.

-Don't cheat.

All right, shall we have a look at our first audience member?

I'm often told I look like...

-Oh.

-OK. This is... Oh, all right.

Write down what you think. Connie's in for it straightaway.

I think he looked a bit like Gary Barlow.

-Gary Barlow?

-Gary Barlow. Yeah, a little bit.

-Do you think?

-OK, Ben. Are you writing down an answer?

-Erm, yeah.

-OK, we've got one from Connie.

-Connie, you've got lovely writing, by the way.

-Thank you.

What have you gone for?

Declan Donnelly.

-Dec from Ant and Dec.

-Yeah.

What have you gone for?

I've used not much of the page, but I put Kev from Corrie.

-Oh, really? Interesting.

-Oh, OK. All right.

Well, let's see if either one of you is correct.

I'm often told I look like

Declan Donnelly.

-He does look like Declan Donnelly.

-He does. I can see it. I can see it.

He does like Declan Donnelly. Well done, Connie.

Connie, that is a good start, but can you keep it up?

Come on, Ben. Come on, you're officially amazing.

-What's wrong with you?

-Well, I'm not feeling it at the moment.

OK, well, let's see if you can feel it for this one. Let's have a look.

I'm often told I look like...

-Harry Potter, with that scarf.

-Yeah.

OK, difficult one.

-Oh, oh, oh. Ben... Ben's writing there.

-OK.

-Ben, have you written one down?

-I have.

-Go on, then.

We'll go with you first, what have you gone for?

-Gregg Wallace.

-BOTH:

-Oh!

-From MasterChef fame.

-Excellent. OK.

-Were you on MasterChef, Sam?

-I was on it.

-Big-time.

-OK, cool.

-Don't talk about it. Whatever.

What have you gone for, Connie?

-Harry Hill.

-Harry Hill. Both baldies.

I've got to say, two great guesses.

-Yeah.

-Great guesses.

Let's have a look and see if either one of you is correct.

Surely. Surely.

I'm often told I look like

Harry Hill.

It was one or the other.

-This is a stitch-up.

-No, seriously.

-It's not a stitch-up.

It might be a Wind-Up, but it's not a stitch-up.

That's a different show completely.

I tell you what... I tell you what, that was close.

-You're getting better, Ben.

-You're good at this.

-But Connie is the king

at the minute... Or queen. All right, shall we have a look?

Our third audience member.

I'm often told I look like...

Harry Potter, with that scarf.

Write down your answer.

See what you think.

OK. Connie's writing down.

-Here we go. Interesting. OK.

-No.

Ben Shires, one of the Shires, what have you gone for?

The best Shire.

-Gillian Anderson.

-What?

-Gillian Anderson?

-What, from...

-From the X-Files. From the '90s.

-From about 40 years ago.

It's making a comeback, though. They're doing a new film.

-Are they?

-Yeah, yeah, mate. Yeah, mate.

-Oh, well, maybe it's true.

Connie, what have you gone for?

-Kimberly Wyatt.

-Oh, is that from the 21st century? Wicked.

OK, let's see if either one of you is right.

I'm often told I look like

Kimberly Wyatt.

She does look like Kimberly Wyatt.

-Unbelievable.

-She does look like Kimberly Wyatt.

I don't know how you're doing this, Connie. I really, really don't.

-But, Ben, come on.

-I need to update my references.

-You're terrible.

Yeah. '90s references.

The next one better be Isambard Kingdom Brunel, or I'm sunk.

-This is the last one, are you ready?

-Right, OK.

-Is this winner takes all?

-Yeah, OK. We'll say that.

Let's go with that. Why not? OK.

I'm often told I look like...

-Oh, that's a toughie.

-That is a toughie.

So, what we're saying here, even though Connie's absolutely smashing

-you three nil...

-Yeah. I've got this one.

-We're going to go winner takes all.

-I got this one.

-You think?

-You reckon?

-OK, confident. OK, let's go with Connie first.

-What you going for?

-Lindsey Russell.

-Oh, from Blue Peter.

-Of course, yeah. Well, she's got the hair.

-Yeah.

-She's got the right hair. OK.

-Go on, Ben Shires.

Jessica Rabbit.

Oh, nice!

Is that another '90s reference?

-It might be late '80s.

-'80s.

-Going backwards.

-'80s, oh, OK.

All right. Brilliant. OK, the best of luck to both of you.

This is for the win.

Let's have a look.

I'm often told I look like

Lindsey Russell.

-Yes!

-Connie. High five to that.

-Amazing.

Ben Shires, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Officially Amazing?

Officially mediocre, more like.

Well, that is it for the Weekend Wind-Down.

Thank you ever so much for watching, thank you to everybody here.

-You enjoyed yourselves, guys? ALL:

-Yeah.

Yes, big thank you to all of our guests that we've had tonight.

Thank you for watching.

Hey, you'll never guess who's playing us out.

Who's playing us out?

Richard, with his fantastic rendition...

His karaoke classic of Kung Fu Fighting.

Amazing!

MUSIC: Kung Fu Fighting By Carl Douglas

# Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

# Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

# Everybody was Kung Fu fighting... #

Come on!

# ..Those kids were fast as lightning... #

-Yeah.

-Woo!

# ..And it was terribly frightening

# They fought with expert timing... #

-Yeah.

-Hah!

-Come on, Richard.

# ..Woo, woo, woo

# Those cats were fast as lightning

# It was terribly frightening

# Woo, woo, woo! #