Secrets Out Secret Life of Boys

Hey, Ginger's Ninjas. I have to be super quiet

because Penny slept over again.

OK, I just wanted to upload this new, huge secret that I found out.

It turns out it's not just boys who have secret lives -

men have them too.

-ON LAPTOP:

-'My wedding certificate.

'You see, Corey and I got married abroad.

'I was supposed to sign this and send it off when I got home.

'Looks like I forgot.'

'So, you're saying you and Mum aren't actually married?'

'Don't tell Mum.'

Can you believe that?

Aunt Corey and Uncle Bob might not really be married.

-What?!

-GINGER GASPS

How long have you been secretly filming the boys?

Three weeks and four days.

Ginger, this isn't OK.

If I did it, that would be one thing.

I'm lovably quirky, but you're better than that.

Well, I just want to reconnect a bit before I go back home.

And plus, it's only eight of my friends back in Oz.

Then, why does your counter say 50,000 views?

50,000?! How did that happen?!

-My friends must have been sharing it.

-It's called going viral, Ginger,

you never know it's happening until it's too late.

I don't want the boys' secrets out there. I have to delete it.

Right after I've finished watching.

Ginger's last day today

and I wanted to give her something special.

She's been so supportive of my dysgraphia, so I made her this card.

Oh, Bob. What do you think of this as a going-back-to-work outfit?

-Suitable for a front of house manager?

-Very classy.

-And it is...clothes.

-You OK, hun?

Yeah. I remembered to put the bins out this morning,

so I'm very good at remembering things.

I just want you to remember that.

OK, bye, love.

Let me start by saying it is such an honour to be in here

for the first time.

PFFRT!

Whoopie cushion initiation. Brilliant.

There's no whoopie cushion there.

In which case,

-I offer my sincerest apologies.

-PFFRT!

PFFRT!

Right, so, I told everyone about your wedding.

Does that mean you're not my dad?

Look, I'm still your dad and Mum is still your mum,

but we're just not technically married as of right now.

Honestly, man, how did this happen?

It was an accident. We got married abroad

and I was supposed to send in our Moroccan wedding certificate...

So, why don't you sign it and send it off now?

They only give you three months.

I've got it! We renew the vows and redo the wedding here at the house.

That is a great idea. It can be our treat for Mum.

And secretly, make it a real wedding.

Secretly...

Yeah, I love that.

Right, what do you need me to do?

I think you've done enough.

So, what's this meeting about, kids?

Well, we feel bad for not doing anything special

for your anniversary last week and we want to make up for it.

We want to throw you another wedding!

I missed your first one, Mum.

I want to be there this...

time.

Oh, what a lovely idea.

Let's do it! It'll be a fun way to end the summer.

Awesome. You don't have to do a thing.

We'll handle everything.

Ginger, care to explain why our secrets are all over Australia?

# I just saw some...

# Ginger made some... #

"Secret Life Of Boys"?

This is why you was filming us,

-so you could put it online?

-Well, I only showed eight friends

and they shared it with 50,000 others.

50? It says 133,000.

Well, if anything, it's a compliment

that so many people want to watch you.

My mates were yabbering on about this hilarious vlog

and I was like, "Is that Matt? Bonza!" I had to tag him.

Now all my friends from school know I didn't get into uni.

-It's probably everywhere.

-MOBILE DINGS

What?! My friend just asked can he come to mine and Penny's wedding?

-You have friends?

-Ethan has friends?

Yes, I have friends.

But what does that matter? I don't even like Penny.

-THEY SNIGGER

-What does it say about me?

You don't have secrets.

True. My life is an open book.

I'm beyond sorry, I'm just...

Look, I'm sure it's not as bad as it seems.

OK, well, can I be excused to delete it?

MOBILE DINGS

Ginger...

did you mention that I have writing problems?

"Oi, Robbie, it's Andy Stevens, are you in the slow lane this year?"

Andy Stevens? Isn't that his nemesis?

HORN BLOWS All right, family meeting.

-We're already in one.

-But not everyone here is family.

Mm! These are delicious. What's in here, ginger?

Oh, me.

Right, off to the garden.

I'll be out in a second.

All right, boys, Ginger made a big mistake,

but none of you are perfect, trust me. And Ginger leaves tomorrow.

So, let's not make our last day a bad one, hm?

Whatever. I'm checking on Robbie.

Not cool, Ginger.

Was Robbie making this for me?

Man, I really messed up. I have to apologise.

I think we should cancel the wedding for now.

I think we've got bigger fish to fry.

No, you can't cancel the wedding because of me.

The boys would never forgive me if I broke up their parents' we...

Totally pretend wedding.

That's my secret, not hers.

-Andy Stevens must be loving this.

-Look, let's just focus

on the wedding. It'll keep our minds off Ginger.

I'll go track down the vicar.

Robbie, you and Chris decorate the garden.

And I'll train Stan to be the ring-bearer.

-When did we agreed to that?

-Just now, when I said it out loud.

BOING! What do...I do?

BOING! I'll do...anything.

BOING! To make it...up to you.

Get out of here now, Ginger.

HE GRUNTS AND STRAINS

Whoa!

HE GRUNTS

Anything, huh? Come round here, Ginger.

I may need your help with something.

-Mum?

-Yeah.

-Can I borrow your ring?

Stan's going to be the ring-bearer.

Oh, that sounds like fun.

Let me get it for you.

Put on a few pounds since your last wedding, Mum?

Oh, well, aren't you the charmer?

Got it.

-Thanks, Mum.

-Now, take care of that.

-It belonged to your dad's grandmother.

-Right.

Where did it go?

-HE GASPS Did he just...?

-Bad Stan.

Naughty!

Dad, I came up with a great idea to save Aunt Corey and Uncle Bob's

marriage, and everybody loved me.

And then I did a bad thing and now everybody hates me,

especially Robbie.

Matt and Ethan hate me too, but they've given me a chance to make

it up to them. Matt wants me to get Aunt Corey to like Tabitha,

and Ethan wants me to get Penny to leave him alone forever.

Simple, right?

How's Stan?

Stan loves a good tummy rub.

Ethan, I really need to get that ring back.

Your dad would be beside himself if he knew that his gran's ring was

-lost forever in the bowels of a tiny dragon.

-Relax.

It will come out one of two ways.

-Either...

-Stop.

Got it. Thanks.

Penny, I have to talk to you.

This vlog's awesome!

Are you still watching that?! I have to delete it.

Your videos are almost as beautiful as my future engagement video of me

-and Ethan.

-Ethan...

Actually, I need to talk to you about him.

Can I ask a favour? Like

an I totally get it if you don't want to be friends any more favour?

Anything. As long as it's not about ending my love for him.

Seriously?! Ginger, no.

Ethan won't forgive me unless I get you to leave him alone.

He asked you to ask me that?

Yes, and I'm so sorry, I had to see if you would consider it.

You know what? Just forget it. I shouldn't have asked.

The only person I love more than Ethan is you.

If it will make things better, I'll do it.

You don't have to, honestly.

I feel bad enough as it is.

I know. That's why I'm doing it.

Aww, look at you little ankle-biters.

Matt said you needed me, Ginger. What's up?

Can you please do us a favour and keep Aunt Corey out of our hair?

I mean, we don't want her to find out about Uncle Bob's secret.

Right. Dodgy marriage.

Piece of cake. Corey loves me.

I thought your aunt hated her?

She does, but hopefully if they spend a little bit of time together

that will change and Matt will forgive me.

Robbie, on the other hand, is a bit more work.

Wow, Chris, that's awesome.

Try to find some cool things to decorate it with.

What about THIS?

No, try and find some good things.

-Hey, are you all right, Robbie?

-Yeah, why?

-Bad news on the vicar.

-Look, tell him I'll pay whatever it takes.

No, I mean, he died eight years ago.

-Oh, no. I liked Father Gary.

-No worries. I've got a backup plan.

-Yeah?

-Come on.

Ginger?

I found the card you were making.

# I found the card

# You were making for me to take

# I found the card

# It's so special... #

No need to finish it now.

Hello, hello, hello, Corey.

Don't feel under any pressure to call me Corey.

-Mrs Hughes is fine, if you like.

-No, Corey's good.

-What are you up to?

-I'm finding a dress for the wedding.

Definitely not this one.

Don't want to look like a gardener at your own wedding.

Here we go. This is a beaut!

-Could you not?

-Not what?

Touch your stuff or date your son?

-Well, since you brought it up...

-What?

-Hm?

I'm sorry, did you just say you wanted me to stop dating Matt?

Not at all. But, if you're offering...

I am not.

So...did you'd need any help or...?

I'm good, thanks.

Tabs, check it out. So, I couldn't find the vicar,

but this site says I can become one in a few hours.

Awesome. Matt, I think your mum...

Oh, no. What did she do?

No, nothing, she's aces.

I was just helping her find a dress.

Oh, cool. Bonding time. What do you think I should wear? How about this?

-Ta-da!

-It's perfect.

Listen, I've got a few odd jobs I've got to do.

See you in a bit.

It's not in your vomit, Stan.

Looks like it's going to have to come out the other end.

Oh, here we go. Back off, already.

I didn't say anything.

I'm looking through dragon vomit.

I don't need you for that, do I?

He ate Mum's ring, if you must know.

Penny?

Ethan, did you see Penny?

Walked right past me. Thank goodness.

What was she like when you told her to stop hounding me?

-Was she sad?

-Why do you care?

I don't! Why do you care?! What's the matter with you, Ginger?!

Is Penny coming to the wedding?

She is. Do you want me to keep her away?

That's fine. I don't care.

This was a gift from my mum and dad.

They bought it for me on my first trip to the zoo.

Ever since my mum passed, it's just been my dad and I,

and I haven't seen him for over a year.

We'll be together again soon, though.

I tried calling him, but I think he's just too busy getting the house

ready. He's so excited.

I can't believe I'm leaving tomorrow and Robbie's still mad at me.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi.

Why are you dressed like that?

I'm the wedding wizard!

Hey, everyone.

And why are you dressed like that?

Well, I couldn't find a vicar, so I took an online course and voila!

-I am one.

-Does that mean you can bless my skateboard?

Well, technically, I'm a wedding celebrant.

-It means I can marry people.

-What about animals?

# Show me your love

# Show me your love

# How can you hide...? #

Oh, I love the idea of our oldest boy marrying us.

Wait, this is only valid in Wyoming.

Wait, Wyoming, America or Wyoming, UK?

There is no Wyoming in the UK!

Oh, hun.

-You look beautiful.

-Save it, Bob.

I know all about your scam.

Oh, Ginger's vlog strikes again. Why haven't you deleted that thing?

I totally forgot! I mean, I've been too busy trying to get you

to forgive me, get Penny to leave Ethan alone,

get Aunt Corey to like Tabitha, getting dressed.

I mean, it's been a day.

Sorry, kids, the wedding is off.

-I found Mum's ring!

-I should go talk to her.

-It's my fault.

-No.

You'll just make it worse. I'll do it.

Mum.

Dad's sorry and he loves you.

It wasn't even his fault, it was Ginger's.

If you're going to blame anyone, blame her.

Oh, your dad and I will be fine.

I'm just upset that he chose to be sneaky rather than coming clean.

And I'm far more worried about you.

Me? Why?

Let me tell you a story. Too late. Got you.

Years ago, your dad was working in Paris

and every Sunday, I would say goodbye to him for five whole days,

and every Sunday, I would find some little thing to be angry with him

about. It took me a while to realise,

I wasn't angry with him about the little things,

I was upset because I was going to miss him.

That story was far too long and had nothing to do with anything.

I think you're going to miss Ginger

and you're lashing out because of it. Don't let her leave like this.

Knock-knock.

Corey, let me just say, I am such a fool.

I should have come to you straightaway.

Yes, you should have.

And if you had, I would have shown you this.

-Is that our wedding...?

-Certificate.

Yes. I sent off for it when we got back from Morocco.

I would never have trusted you with it. Surely you know this?

Oh!

That makes me so happy. Corey, I love you.

HE CLEARS THROAT

-Better tell the others that the wedding's back on.

-Good.

For a second, I thought we'd have to marry Matt and Tabitha instead.

Nope.

It's Paris all over again with Matt.

Yeah.

I'm scared of losing Matt to Tabitha and I'm taking it out on her.

Oh, that, yeah.

"Not this room, your real room."

TABITHA: 'Last year, you barely knew me,

'but you still gave me this gift - your room.'

'Since then, you've been an amazing cousin and an even better friend.

'I'll never forgive myself for upsetting you,

'but I couldn't leave without telling you how I truly feel.

'I think you're sweet, you're fun and you're smart.

'If you won't take it from me, maybe you'll believe...'

Andy Stevens?

"Heard you were in the slow lane this year. I'm in those classes too.

"They're great. See you in school, Bro-tato."

Forgive me?

Only if you forgive me first.

-Thanks for coming.

-Thank you for calling.

Take care of my baby.

I will. Thank you, sir.

Are we standing in a giant mouth?

Chris made it. I don't get it either.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pretend to join Mum and

Dad's hands in holy matrimony.

Love is like a seven-layered cake.

At the bottom, you've got the strength,

you've got the sturdiness, the foundation.

It's happening!

Above that sturdiness of the foundation, you've got the filling.

How about we exchange the rings?

I now pronounce you Mum and Dad.

-May I kiss the bride?

-Nobody wants to see that.

-Too bad.

ALL GROAN

FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

Mrs Hughes, throw the bouquet!

Call me Corey, Tabitha. Ready?

Well, I thought I'd be the one surprising you all,

but I have to say, I did not expect this.

-Dad!

-Hey, Ginger!

Ginger's dad's free from the computer!

David, what a great surprise! What are you doing here?

Well, I didn't want Ginger to make the long trip home by herself.

Plus, I wanted to give you this.

We'll call it a late wedding gift.

-Oh!

-These are tickets to Australia.

Yeah, I thought you might come and visit for Christmas.

My way of saying thanks for looking after Ginger for so long.

It was completely our pleasure. Thank you.

Perfect time for one more surprise.

I also broke the tronopault out of tronopault prison.

Oh, Robbie, no!

-Happy anniversary, Mum and Dad!

-Marshmallow attack!!

Look, Robbie fixed his card and he gave it to me.

Sweet, isn't it? Oh, and I finally deleted my vlog.

Trust me, I've learned my lesson about secrets.

They're special and important, but they're not yours to share.

I'm glad I fixed things before I have to go home.

It feels weird saying that I'm going home,

because I feel like this is home too.

Is that allowed? Having two homes?

I mean, I love it here and I love it there.

-Do I have to choose?

-You do know I'm here, right?

Sorry. Force of habit.

Well, you don't have to choose.

Home is where the heart is

and the great thing about hearts is

there's no limit to how much they can love.

Here's home, Australia's home.

Home is wherever you find love.

So, what do you say?

Hm? You ready to go?

I'm ready.