Funny Games Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand? #

SQUAWK!

# Hey, ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey, ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go-go-go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

ALL: Yes!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yes!

Well, let's hear you, then, my hearties!

# Hey, ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey, ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go-go-go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

ALL: Ar-harr!

CHEERING.

Ahoy, there, my hearties. Welcome to Swashbuckle!

ALL: Ar-harr!

My name's Gem and it's great to have you aboard.

So, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

ALL: Yes!

And will you help me to win back my gems from those naughty pirates?

ALL: Yes!

Brilliant! Now, then, where is that naughty Captain Sinker.

Can you see her anywhere?

-ALL: Boo!

-There she is!

Your booing won't bring those jewels back!

Ah, but the Swashbucklers might, Sinker!

Not a chance, you're no match for my brave, daring, crew.

Cook! Line!

CHILDREN LAUGH.

BOTH: Ar-harr, Captain, sir.

-BOTH: I mean, "ma'am".

-What's going on?

I've never seen such a sulky crew!

-It's not fair-r-r-r-r!

-What isn't?

We never get to play your games, like those Sploshmucklers do!

Yeah, it always looks like so much fun!

I don't pay you to play games!

Well...you don't pay us, at all!

That's not the point.

Oh, dear, Captain Sinker, your crew will be even less happy

if my Swashbucklers win back all of my jewels!

So, Squawk, who's helping me today?

And today, we've got Makensey!

Makensey is seven and loves riding his bike,

so he'll be WHEELIE good at the pirate games!

His Swashbuckle name is Crab-Claw Makensey.

Next, it's George.

CHEERING

George is six and loves his skateboard,

so I hope he skates his way to a win today.

His Swashbuckle name is Buccaneer George!

It's Aaliyah!

Aaliyah is six and loves playing with her friends -

perfect practice for the pirate games!

Her Swashbuckle name is Privateer Aaliyah.

Finally, it's Tamsin!

Tamsin is seven and loves skipping, so she's ready to jump into action!

Her Swashbuckle name is Hidden-Treasure Tamsin!

ALL: Ar-harr!

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my new team of Swashbucklers.

So, you're here today to try help me

to win back all my jewels from naughty Captain Sinker.

Before we play the first game, let's do the Swashbuckle Salute, OK?

Let me see you all marching. Put your hand on your heart.

Here we go!

-Eyepatch.

-Eyepatch!

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer.

-Ar-harr!

Brilliant! You are definitely brave and true and ready for adventure.

So, Squawk, what do we have to do today to win back all of my jewels?

SQUAWK!

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team,

as you take part in different pirate games!

Every time you win a game, Captain Sinker will give you

a jewel for your treasure chest!

Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank,

into the ship's mess!

CHEERING

And here is our treasure chest, Swashbucklers.

Each time you win back one of my jewels,

we'll put it in here, to keep it safe from naughty Captain Sinker.

If you want one of these jewels, you'll have to win a game.

And it won't be easy.

The first game is...

SQUAWK!

The aim of this game is to make a picture that matches

what the pirate is wearing. All you have to do

is run through the giant barrel and find the dressing-up bits

and bring them back, to make your picture. But be careful,

Cook or Line will be trying to make you tumble!

CHEERING

OK, team, this is what Line is wearing. Let's have a close look.

-He has on an orange wig, with a black hat...

-Ooh!

-..a red and white spotty eyepatch...

-Ooh-ooh!

-..an orange beard...

-Blah-blah-blah.

-..an anchor earring...

-Eurgh!

-..a red and white stripy shirt...

-Ho-ho!

..and has a frog sitting on his shoulder.

Ribbit, ribbit.

Those are the six things you have to find

through the other side of the Tumbly Barrel,

which Cook is going to start spinning.

And you have as long as it takes

for the octopus to reach out across the screen and then close

the treasure chest to play the game.

So, George, will you go first for me?

All right, brilliant. Team, are we ready to play?

ALL: Yes!

Then, Swashbucklers, away! Off you go!

Brilliant! Let's do this!

That's it, George. What can you find?

That's it! Brilliant. We've got the earring straight away.

Makensey, off you go! That's it. Well done!

We have the first piece. Five more to find.

Makensey, try looking for the red and white stripy shirt!

Brilliant!

Good spinning, Cook!

That's it, Makensey!

Aaliyah, off you go. We've got the T-shirt. Brilliant!

Two pieces down, four more to get.

That's it, well done.

Line, chuck a bucket in!

Oh, Line has tipped something into the barrel! Look out, Aaliyah!

Come on through with the frog!

That's it, up you get! Come on!

Keep going!

Well done!

Off you go, Tamsin.

Put the frog on his shoulder. Very good!

OK, tell Tamsin, what does she need to collect?

The wig? We've got the wig and the hat! Well done!

Again, George, off you go!

Well done, that was so quick! Brilliant! We're half way, team!

What does he need to find?

The beard! The beard! The beard!

Which one should he get? Yes! The orange beard!

Come on, through! You're nearly there!

Off you go, Makensey.

Go, Makensey!

-The eyepatch!

-Well done!

This is the last thing. We've got it!

Come on through! And onto the picture.

Turn it round the right way. That's it! We've done it!

Oh, they've got the wrong eyepatch! Ha-ha-ha!

Oh, no, hang on! We've got the wrong eyepatch!

We need the spotty one.

Quick, Aaliyah, go back and get the spotty one for us.

Ooh, we thought we had the right one, but we don't.

That's OK. Don't worry!

Time is running out! We need the spotty eyepatch!

Brilliant! Come on back!

As quick as you can!

That's it, Aaliyah!

Quick! Quick!

Put it on the picture. Round the other way. That's it!

Yes-s-s-s!

Doh!

Well done, Swashbucklers! That was such a close one!

You were fantastic!

Squawk, you had a bird's eye view. Over to you!

Once upon a time, there was a tumbly barrel.

Some were too fast, some were too slow!

And some were just right!

But, oh, no, they got the wrong eyepatch!

That's better!

A happy ending for the Swashbucklers.

You win!

CHEERING

I can't believe that I didn't spot you had the wrong eyepatch,

but you found the right one in time, which means you've won a jewel.

Well done, Swashbucklers!

So, Captain Sinker, you know the rule.

ALL: Send down a jewel!

Oh, all right, but you were very lucky, Gem!

CHEERING

Oh, it's the green one. Ha-ha!

There you go, Aaliyah. Pop it in the chest for me, please.

Well done! Brilliant! Ha-ha-ha!

Now, if we win back all five of my jewels,

one of those naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into the smelly ship's mess!

ALL: Eurgh!

What are you two doing?!

We've come up with a new game! It's so fun!

Yeah, it's called Balance A Slop Bucket On Your Head!

I came up with the name!

Oh, oh, oh! Argh!

It's pretty tricksy, though.

Enough of this tomfoolery! Now, get back to work!

Ooh, Captain Sinker is very grumpy today.

Wonder if she'll be any more grumpy if we win back another jewel?!

Let's see! Squawk, what's the next game?

The second game is...

SQUAWK!

The aim of the game is to put the toy sea creatures in the baskets.

All you have to do is climb the tangled fishing net

and collect them. But be careful -

Cook and Line will pour pearls onto you,

and swap the creatures around!

APPLAUSE

OK, team, and these are the pictures of the soft toy sea creatures

that you need to find.

We have octopus, lobster, sea horse and fish,

and there are six in total that you need to find.

So, boys will you go first for me? Brilliant, all right, team.

Are you ready to play?

Arrr!

Then Swashbucklers Away! Come on, girls. That's it, boys.

Brilliant start.

There's an octopus right at the top. That's it.

Oh, no, the pearls are coming down!

Great, Makensey has a lobster... and George has the octopus!

Well done. Bring them straight down, boys.

Well done. Off you go, Aaliyah. Off you go, Tamsin. Well done, boys.

Brilliant, great stuff.

Line, get ready with a bucket!

Oh, look out for the pearls, girls!

There's four to collect.

Octopus, lobster, a seahorse and fish.

Great, that's another octopus, and a lobster.

Boys, come over here. The girls have done it, they're on their way down.

That's it, girls, bring us down a lobster and an octopus.

Cook, they know it's you!

George, are you ready?

Got three more to bring down.

Well done, that's it. Brilliant!

There's four in the basket and two more to find.

A seahorse and a fish!

Got the seahorse.

George, there's a fish right on the side at the top.

That's the last one to get!

That's it, Makensey. Brilliant!

Got 25 seconds left, George.

That's it, George, bring it straight down. Well done!

Last ten seconds coming up.

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four, three,

two, one.

We've done it!

CHEERING

Come over here, Swashbucklers,

and naughty Cook, you couldn't put us off.

Get back in your barrel, you naughty pirate.

Well done, Swashbucklers, you were fantastic.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you!

What speedy scrambling!

The swashbucklers quickly got creature after creature.

And Cook couldn't stop them.

Four full baskets and a win for the Swashbucklers!

Well done, Swashbucklers! You've won back another one of my jewels.

So Captain Sinker, you know the rule, send down a Jewel!

You can have the silly Jewel. I've still got three left.

Yes! Oh, it's the purple one.

There you go, Tamsin, pop it into the chest for us.

Brilliant, well done.

Oh, it's all Cook and Line's fault!

Now, where are they?

If they're fooling around, they'll be in so much trouble!

That was so much fun.

Oh, dear! I've lost two jewels, I'm not happy!

Cook! Line!

Yes, Captain, sir. I mean ma'am!

Oooh that pie looks delicious!!

That's the special prize!

Those swashwigglers get jewels if they win their games

and this pie is for whoever wins our game.

Can I play? Can I?

Please, please, please?

OK!

Yay!

Line has hidden a gold coin in one of these three buckets.

I definitely have.

If you find the gold coin, you get to keep it...

AND eat the pie!

Great. OK, well, here goes...

Not in that one.

Not in that one.

It's got to be in this one.

Have you forgotten to put a coin in the bucket?

Maybe.

Give it to me. Give it to me!

Give it to me!

I've got it! I've got it!

Give it to me, I want...

This really is a fun game.

OK, Swashbucklers, you have played two games

and won back two of my jewels, which is brilliant,

so you only have to find three in the final game!

So to make sure we're nice and ready

let's do the Swashbuckle salute again!

So let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts. Here we go!

Eyepatch...

Pirate hat...

Swashbuckle cheer...

Aharrrrgh!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage!

SQUAWK

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's Jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because "X marks the spot"

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Sinker

have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out!

OK, Swashbucklers, here's the treasure map

where all of my jewels are hiding aboard the ship wreck.

So on the top deck, you can find the red jewel near Captain Sinker'

treasure chest, then on the middle deck we have the blue one

buried deep down in the pool of pearls,

and we have the white one also on the middle deck

over by all the laundry so look out for that one.

Aaliyah and Makensey, you're going to go first for me, aren't you?

-So which one will you go for?

-The balls.

You're going for the blue one in the pool of pearls?

All right, brilliant. So, team, are we ready to play?

Arrrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Off you go, that's it, well done!

Off to the pool of pearls on the middle deck.

Look out for Cook with all those pearls!

Ooh, Cook tries to slow them down!

Through the cannonballs.

Keep going!

Nearly there! Keep climbing, Makensey!

There it is!

I hope you like rats!

Oh, someone's throwing rats!

It's Cook! They're digging deep and they've got it!

Brilliant! Well done, team. Bring it straight back!

They've got to get it back

before the others can go for the next jewel.

Ready to find the next one?

You've got to look for the white one in the laundry.

The white one in the laundry. Ready, off you go. Brilliant!

Well done, team, that was brilliant.

The next one is back on the middle deck!

Somewhere in the laundry.

Careful, Line!

I think they heard you!

And there it is!

OK, team, you need to find the last one

so you need to go right up to the top.

Brilliant, and off you go. Well done.

Oh, wrong place for the jewel.

But Makensey and Aaliyah are off anyway.

That's better.

Well done.

Got to put the jewels in the right space!

More pearls!

The pirates really don't want them to find it!

It's somewhere up there!

They've both got it!

Bring it straight back. We need to get it into the chest.

The tentacle is really close now.

Go, Aaliyah!

And into the chest.

You've done it! Yes, well done, team.

That was brilliant, you were amazing.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

SQUAWK

Pearls everywhere! Cook poured some! But they dug out the blue!

Line tipped some! But they spotted white in the spotted bloomers.

And Cook emptied some more!

But they still got red and raced home to WIN!

CHEERING

Well done, my winning team of swashbucklers.

You won back all of my five jewels, thank you so much.

So I'd like to share out my treasure with you.

So there you go, Tamsin, and there's one for you, Aaliyah,

a red sparkly one for you there, George,

and a gorgeous purple for you there as well, Makensey,

and the blue one for me. Give my Swashbucklers a big cheer!

Ah, team, you were absolutely fantastic and because we won back

all of my five jewels, you know what it's time for now.

One of those naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But who will it be?

Let's spin the wheel to see. Off you go, Makensey.

So who will it be?

Cook with a white hat,

Line with the red bandana

or Sinker with the black captain's hat?

Oh, I wonder whose hat it will land on.

Who will it be?

It's... Cook!

CHEERING

So, Cook, you have to walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

CHEERING

It's so good to see those naughty pirates getting good and gloopy!

We'll see you next time on Swashbuckle!

Play the Swashbuckle game on a computer, tablet or mobile

to earn jewels and make one of the pirates walk the plank.

Just go to Swashbuckle on the CBeebies website.

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