A Second Squawk Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to Swashbuckle.

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Yeah, me too!

Now, Captain Sinker is off on her holiday

and I wonder what she's up to.

So, Captain Sinker is on her holiday, but right here,

there are games to play and we have to get my jewels back

from strict Captain Captain. Can you see her anywhere?

AUDIENCE SHOUT

-Oh, there she is!

-Oh, stop that booing!

Can't you see I'm trying to read?

WHISTLE BLOWS

Cook, Line!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous

And Incredibly Nasty... The Third?

I've told you call me Captain Captain for short.

BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain For Short.

Now, listen up, chaps.

We've got a problem.

Read rule 15 of the pirate handbook that I wrote.

-"All pirates must be super piratey."

-No, above that.

"All pirates must use shampoo AND conditioner"?

No! Below that.

"All captains must have a parrot."

Exactly. Find me a parrot.

Found one!

Not a carrot, a parrot!

Oh, that does make more sense.

Right.

I want a parrot by the end of play today.

BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain.

One thing's for certain -

Cook and Line won't find a parrot as good as mine. Ahoy there, Squawk!

-Let's meet today's Swashbuckling team!

-Ahoy to you, too, Gem.

Playing today, we've got Cornell.

Cornell is five and likes watering the plants in his garden.

His Swashbuckle name is Bandana Cornell.

This is George.

George is six years old and loves telling jokes to his friends.

His Swashbuckle name is Galleon George.

Meet Krisha!

Krisha is seven and enjoys cooking yummy cupcakes.

Her Swashbuckle name is Compass Krisha!

Finally, here's Caoimhe!

Caoimhe is also seven and wants to be a pop star when she's older.

Let's hope that the Swashbucklers will be

at the top of the charts with a win today.

Caoimhe's Swashbuckle name is Dangerous Caoimhe!

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Welcome aboard to my new team of Swashbucklers here to help me

win back my jewels from Captain Captain.

But I need to make sure that you're all ready!

So, let's do the Swashbuckle salute!

Let me see you all marching!

Put your hands on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Brilliant. Now, gather round and have a look.

This is our treasure chest.

So, when you win back all of my jewels,

we'll put them in here to keep them safe from pesky pirates.

Sorry to disappoint, Gem, but these jewels are staying with me

and if I had a parrot, it would probably say something like this...

SQUAWK! You're the best, Captain! SQUAWK! I love you, Captain!

SQUAWK, you're going to win, Captain! Or something like that.

OK, Captain Captain.

Just stop your parroting on, because we want to play our first game.

-Squawk, what is it?

-The first game is...

The aim of the game is for one of you to dress up

in a set of Captain Captain's clothes. All you have to do is turn

the crank and get all the right pieces of Captain Captain's laundry

safely across the lagoon for your team-mates to wear!

Be careful!

Those naughty pirates will be sneaky and try to stop you.

-Have fun, Swashbucklers.

-Thanks, Squawk.

And here are Captain Captain's flamingo slippers as part of

her bedtime outfit that we need to find today, and, Krisha,

you're dressing up for me?

I'll hand you those to start and there are four other

items of clothing with flamingos that we can

find on the other side of the lagoon in the baskets

where Cook is putting clothes on and trying to be a parrot.

Watch out for Line as well who will try to tickle you with

a tickly seaweed... Oh, if he can catch it that is.

You have as long as it takes the octopus to reach across

the screen and close the treasure chest to play.

All right, me hearties. Are we ready to play?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Then, Swashbucklers away!

Come on, let's get that jewel!

Good cranking there, George.

The nightcap's coming across.

There we go. Good job, Caoimhe.

Oh, we need the night hat.

That's it, can you reach it? Yes, brilliant!

Pass that to Krisha, the first piece of clothing.

OK, here comes a T-shirt now on the line. Good job, Caoimhe. Good one.

Shake the line, Cook!

-Oh, it's so windy!

-Cook! It's not windy.

-It's you making the line go wobbly.

-It is windy, Gem.

Well done, Caoimhe. Can you reach the T-shirt? Brilliant.

No, Line, we don't want those.

We don't want that one, we want the flamingos. Cheeky pirate.

I'll take a turn on the line.

Oh, and we've got a dressing gown, too. Brilliant!

We're halfway now, Swashbucklers. Get the dressing gown on.

Get us ready. Keep cranking, George! Come on! That's it. Oh, no!

The trousers have fallen off! There we go.

She's got a lot of washing to take off there.

Pull them down, that's it.

OK, George.

Do it really carefully so we get those trousers across now

without them falling off. No!

Quick, fish them out. That's it. Brilliant.

I'll clear up all this mess from the pirates.

Last ten seconds! Pop the slippers on, too!

Seven, six, five, four...

Yes! You did it! Yeah!

Brilliant! Krisha, give us a twirl. Turn around.

Let's see you in your lovely bedtime outfit. Good job.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

What a super game of Swashing.

The clothes were flying everywhere.

Cornell clashed with Cook by the laundry baskets

and Line tried to confuse Krisha with the wrong clothes.

Caoimhe got covered, but kept on sorting.

The bedtime outfit was complete with seconds to spare.

Well done, Gem!

It's a win.

Well done, me hearties. You've won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

ALL: Send down a jewel.

Oh, just have it.

I'll have a beautiful parrot soon and I won't be giving that away.

CHEERING

Yeah! Here's the green jewel! There you go, Krisha.

Into the chest, please. Brilliant!

So, we only need four more of those jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into the stinky ship's mess.

-SWASHBUCKLERS:

-Ew!

WHISTLE BLOWS

Line, have you found me a parrot yet?

Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

-The bad news is we couldn't actually find you a parrot.

-What?

But the good news is we found something even better. Oh, Cook!

Ta-da! I'm your new parrot, Captain!

-Do you want me to sit on your shoulder or...

-No, no, no, no, no.

This isn't a real parrot.

Real parrots squawk, they fly, they eat crackers.

Go and find me a parrot that does those things.

Well, Captain, where are we supposed to find one?

In order to find a parrot, you have to think like a parrot.

Hmm. Think like a parrot.

HE SQUAWKS

I've got a funny feeling about this.

Right, then, Squawk, my parrot friend,

we're ready to play another game. What's it going to be?

The next game is...

The aim of the game is... Actually, I don't know what it is.

-Squawk, help me out.

-Leave it to me, Cook!

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

All you have to do is use your Swashbubbles to topple those towers.

But be careful! Cook and Line will be getting in your way.

AUDIENCE CHEER

Good luck, Swashbucklers!

Thank you, Squawk!

And here are my Swashbucklers inside their Swashbubbles ready to play.

But, look out for the naughty pirates because Cook the parrot

is also in a Swashbubble.

And Line is over there octopus dancing to try and put you off.

All right, me hearties. Are we ready to play?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Let's get that jewel back! Oh, we've had a stumble already!

You're going to kill me!

That's it, boys, well done!

Come on, boys! Which barrel are you going for?

Ooh-ho-ho, they're not working together!

They're going for the blue one.

Whoopsie, we've had a tumble again. Come on, back on your feet.

That's it, work together. Big push. The blue one's over, brilliant!

That's it, come on!

Stick together. Bounce into the girls.

There you go. And...

Off you go, girls!

Come on, girls, which one are you going for?

They're heading for the yellow barrel. That's it, girls!

Brilliant, well done! Yellow barrel is over.

Keep going. Well done, girls. Really good.

Now for the boys.

And, boys, off you go. We need the red barrel and the green barrel.

But there's a sitting octopus?!

Line, they've flattened you!

Well, that'll teach you, Line, for sitting down there.

Good work, boys. Quickly!

That's never going to work.

They keep going in

opposite directions.

Work together. You're running out of time. That's it!

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

Come on, girls!

You still have to get the green barrel down.

-AUDIENCE:

-Three, two, one!

Oh! Good effort, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

What a tricky game of Swashbubbles!

The boys bumped bubbles with Cook the parrot and the girls were

speedy to knock down the yellow.

But with George going this way and Cornell going that way,

we still had one barrel left to knock down.

Three out of four is close, Gem. But, sorry! It's a lose!

Oh, Swashbucklers! That was a tough game.

Those naughty pirates stopped us from winning, but we could

still win the jewel back a little bit later, OK?

WHISTLE BLOWS

Gem, you may have lost the game, but you can have this.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

What is this? Ooh, some kind of message in a bottle.

Well, what does it say?

It's in some kind of parrot speak, it just says,

"Squawk-squawk-squawk."

Yes, allow me to translate. SQUAWK! You lost! SQUAWK!

SHE CACKLES

Right, I'm off to the cabin to see if Cook and Line

have found me the best parrot ever.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

COOK SQUAWKS

What on the high seas is going on here?

Hi, Captain Captain.

Cook took your advice about thinking like a parrot, and now,

he's gone really parroty.

Full parrot, you could say.

You are a pirate, not a parrot! Now, stop!

WHISTLE BLOWS

That's better.

COOK SQUAWKS

I said stop!

Look, Captain Captain, Cook's a parrot now.

Oh, on a separate note, we need more crackers.

Right, I'll sort this.

Repeat after me. I am not a parrot.

-I am not a parrot.

-Not you! YOU!

-COOK SQUAWKS:

-I AM NOT A PARROT.

Let's try something else.

Right, Cook.

Here is a cracker

and here is your favourite seaweed cake.

-Now, which one would you like?

-Cracker... Seaweed cake...

Cracker... Seaweed cake... Cracker... SEAWEED CAKE!

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CACKLES

A real parrot would want the cracker, not the cake! I've got it!

Careful, Captain Captain, you've made him angry now.

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

Parrots are too parroty. Oh...

I wish I'd asked for a ship's cat instead.

Meow...

-Oh, no, no, Line. You are not a cat.

-Meow.

-And, Cook, you are not a parrot!

-Squawk.

Uh-oh!

THEY SQUAWK AND MEOW

Bad cat! Bad parrot!

CAPTAIN CAPTAIN WAILS

All right then, me hearties.

You still have to find four of my jewels

to make sure one of the naughty pirates walks the plank.

So, to get us ready for the Shipwreck Rummage,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute once more!

Let me see you marching!

Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Bring it on!

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found. But be careful!

Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

OK, me hearties. You've got to find four of my jewels.

Now, let me show you where they're hiding.

On the top deck, we have the red jewel in the bird's nest,

on the middle deck, the white jewel is in the laundry,

the blue jewel is in the crates of rats and mice,

and on the lower deck, the purple jewel is in the hammocks.

Krisha and George are first.

-Which colour will you go for?

-White!

-The white?

All right, we're off to the laundry. Are we ready to play?

-SWASHBUCKLERS:

-Arrr-harr!

-Then, Swashbucklers away!

It's raining fish and beach balls, but that won't stop Krisha

and George from finding the first jewel.

-They've made it to the laundry! Now, where's the white?

-Found it!

-In here, in here!

-They've got it!

-We've got the white one so where are you going next for me?

-Purple.

OK, the purple one. In the hammock.

And ready. Come on, Krisha, down the slide! Good girl!

And off you go!

That's the white jewel safe.

Cornell and Caoimhe are at the hammocks looking for the purple.

Dig deep, Swashbucklers!

Look at the fishes, la, la, la, la!

-They're boring!

-They've got it!

-They've got the purple one so where are you going next?

-Red!

Right to the top, OK! Off you go!

Two jewels to find now, but the next is being guarded by Captain Captain!

Run as fast as you can, Krisha and George! We're running out of time!

Hey! Stop tickling the Swashbucklers, Captain Captain!

You're so close, George. Try reaching a bit higher.

They've got the red one so the last one to get is the blue one

in the crates of rats and mice, OK?

That's it, Swashbucklers, slide and slide! Get that jewel home!

Off you go!

Just the blue jewel left to rescue and Cornell and Caoimhe

are racing to the rats and mice, but there's not much time!

Ten, nine, eight...

-Hurry, Swashbucklers!

-Six, five...

-Are they going to find it?

-Three, two...

BELL RINGS

Oh! Just ran out of time!

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

That was a close one!

Krisha and George grabbed the white from the washing

and the red from the nests.

Cornell and Caoimhe went digging for the purple

and had the blue in their hands,

but they didn't quite make it back to the chest in time.

Sorry! It's a lose!

Aw! Swashbucklers! That was so close!

But we couldn't get the blue jewel into the chest in time,

so, sadly, none of the naughty pirates are walking the plank today

and I have to close the chest.

-But have you had lots of fun today? SWASHBUCKLERS:

-Yes!

-Yeah!

Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers!

CHEERING

well done, my crew! I get to keep the jewels! Oh, look at this one!

It's as beautiful as can be.

Let me look at it! I want to look at it!

Oh, no! Looks like those naughty pirates have got themselves

into a right flap!

Hee-hee! We'll see you soon, me hearties for more Swashbuckles!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers take on the pirates, go, go, go. #

-Swashbuckle cheer! AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!