Fearless Five The Dare Devil

How far would you dare to go to win a prize for your family?

Would you do this?

This? Or even this?

THEY SHOUT

I'm The Dare Devil, and it's time to push another team to their limits.

# A family I find They dream of a prize

# On courage they draw With hope in their eyes

# All they need do is face Each of my dares

# There's revulsion, embarrassment And heart-pounding scares

# So of wishes, wants And temptation, beware

# For the Dare Devil waits...

# With a devilish dare. #

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

Ahh, another wretched band of humans for me to torment.

-Who have we here?

-Boo!

-Charlie!

A pair of practical jokers, methinks!

It's big sister Flynn and now Charlie.

Urgh...please yourself.

Back a bit... Hello, the mum.

-Cheeky!

-Go away!

-Who else have we got?

Hello, lazy bones! It's big brother Jake.

There'll be no sleeping on my watch.

It's too small!

Ahh, what's cooking?

Get out!

Well, I didn't want one anyway, Mum's friend Natasha.

This lot seem perfect. To Selby!

Ahh, you must be Jake. And you must be breakfast.

-Who are you?

-Good question.

Some call me the Five O'Clock Shadow,

Why, I have even been called Dave.

But you can call me The Dare Devil.

I'm here to offer you the chance to win a lovely prize.

All you must do is complete a few harmless, devilish dares.

There are three devilish dares and three golden doubloons to be won.

Flynn and Charlie must decide which grownupling does which dare.

"Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare..."

I will give them one doubloon to get them started.

Should someone be too scared to carry out a dare,

then they can exchange it to buy their way out.

But someone must always take their place.

For every dare lost, Flynn and Charlie will have less time

when they return to my castle,

making it harder to open

the Door of Destiny that leads to the final prize.

So Flynn and Charlie,

when men speak of your team

in years to come, by what name shall it be known?

The Fearless Five!

All right, then, time for dare number one.

Let us consult the Scroll Of Secrets!

This ancient scroll holds the clue to what the first dare might be.

But, remember, the devil is in the detail.

To conquer this dare you must makes us laugh. But if you fail,

you'll need a good bath.

To conquer this dare you must makes us laugh. But if you fail,

you'll need a good bath.

-What does that suggest to you?

-You're going to get dirty.

You may get dirty, indeed.

It's got to be something that makes us all laugh.

-Something comedic.

-Yeah.

So, Flynn and Charlie, it is time for you to decide which

member of your team will take on this mystifying dare.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare Mum.

-Mum, how do you feel?

-Really?

It's time to depart for this devilish dare.

Ah, York, city of wonder.

Mind you, I never cared for it that much until the Romans left.

Awful people. The Vikings, though, ahh, loved those guys.

Since we're in the home of the Vikings, we're going to play

a rather devilish dare, a dare I like to call Laughing Stocks.

Well, the mum, quite the Viking, aren't we?

Well, let's see if you fancy yourself a bit of a Viking comedian.

The mum's challenge is to learn five Viking-themed jokes

and then try them out on this tough crowd.

To pass the dare, she must raise a laugh on three of the five jokes.

But the pressure's on because if the people of York are not amused,

I've laid on barrels of dreadful messiness to hurl in her direction.

Head, hands. There we are.

That's it, Viking style.

Now, it is my great pleasure to introduce to you

the hilarious Trish of Selby!

Let's hear your first joke.

Where was the Magna Carta signed?

Where?

At the bottom, of course.

LAUGHTER

There we go. Well done. She's passed that joke.

It's time for joke number two.

What do Erik the Red and Ivar the Boneless have in common?

What?

They both have the same middle name.

BOO!

Well, I think this crowd enjoys booing.

Nevertheless, the people have spoken.

The mum's first fail can only mean one thing.

Choose your poison and let fly the sponge of justice.

That's it. Bucket number three. That's the way.

Ohh!

All right, everybody, time for joke number three.

Why was there a period of history called the Dark Ages?

Why?

Because there were so many knights.

-Nights. Get it?

-SOME LAUGHTER

Well...a mixed response. She's passed again. Well done.

The mum only needs one more hearty laugh and the doubloon is hers.

Why wouldn't the Viking's wife kiss him?

Why?

Because he had a cold Thor.

GROANING

A cold Thor.

Well, I think we can all agree, that fell as flat as a Viking pancake.

Good shot, sir, right on the horn!

Food fight!

Everything rests on this final joke. Can the mum deliver?

How do Vikings send secret messages?

How?

They use Norse code.

LAUGHTER

Norse code!

All right. The public have spoken.

That's three winning jokes out of five.

She has passed the dare!

I love you, York!

My stomach was churning because I just thought I'm going to get

covered in all that gunk and goo - not great, not great.

Good shot, sir! Right on the horn!

She did really well.

It was really funny actually, seeing her get splattered.

Well done!

They now have two doubloons!

All right, it's time for our second dastardly dare.

Let's summon the Scroll Of Secrets.

All right Charlie, you do the honours this time

but, remember, the devil is in the detail!

Each morning, a breakfast drink the dare devil savours.

But dare you sample his interesting blend of flavours?

An interesting blend of flavours - what could that mean?

-A drink.

-A drink of some sort.

A drink mixed with something. Something yucky.

Cockroaches and worms, probably.

All right, Flynn and Charlie, it's time for you to choose

which of your team members will complete dastardly dare number two.

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare Tasha.

Tasha, you are the chosen one this time.

Let's see what this dare has up its vast devilish sleeves.

Aha! Here we are in the thriving market metropolis of Selby.

This market has traded ever since I was a boy, back in the 7th century.

A lot's changed since then. That bench wasn't here.

Apart from that, it's pretty much the same.

Anyway, back in those days, there was no better fun to be had

than popping down to the Ye Olde Juice Bar

for a delicious pick-me-up and it's exactly that

that has inspired our next dare.

A dare I like to call Not So Smoothie.

Ah! Good to see the old smoothie stall is still here.

Mum's friend Natasha, to pass this dare, all you must do is

consume three delicious smoothies.

Until each goblet be quite drained.

Charlie, you're in charge of our menu.

Flynn, you will collect the ingredients and pop them

in the blender. Our first smoothie: Gas In A Glass.

Natural yogurt.

Natural yogurt, that's it, Flynn, just slop it in the blender.

Now let's add the other fun ingredients.

-Baked beans.

-Little nuggets of gold. Look at them.

-Sprouts.

-Brussels sprouts, every child's favourite.

Cabbage, cauliflower, apricots.

And some oats. Let it not be said that we didn't provide fibre.

Our ingredients are present. Give it a whizz.

Now it's time for Natasha to tackle gloopy smoothie number one.

Not that you'd want to, but don't try this at home!

That's it, Scoop it up with your finger.

-Charlie!

-There we go, gas in a glass.

-Good girl, go on.

-Go, go, go!

Oh, that's character in that face.

Nearly there. There we go!

Natasha has successfully drunk her first smoothie.

Now, our next smoothie is a tasty, spicy little cocktail

we call the Eye Waterer.

-Charlie, break it down.

-Natural yogurt.

-Natural yogurt.

-Shove it all in.

-Chillies.

Get a good mix. That's it.

-Get as many colours of the rainbow.

-Now there's some really hot ones.

This little green monster has a particular kick.

Yes, go on, put the mother ship in. Well done! Blend her.

Can Natasha handle the heat

from some of the world's spiciest foods in smoothie number two?

Lots of crunchy bits. Well done.

Good work, Charlie.

-Hooray!

-There we go.

My goodness me. That's it! One more!

Well done, Natasha!

Ah! She's seen off my fiery super smoothie!

But the doubloon's not won yet.

To pass the dare,

Natasha must confront my final devilish combination.

Now, this is a beauty.

We call it the Butcher's Floor!

Natural yogurt.

Natural yogurt, of course, the basis of all our drinks.

Some tripe, some liver, some kidney.

Get a bit of all of these meats. Get stuck in.

That's it, shavings from a pig's trotter.

It's a high protein drink.

-Oh, Charlie!

-Let's give it a whizz.

Well done. Mmm, looks delicious.

But no Butcher's Floor is ready until we've added the garnish.

Flynn, if you will, a fish's eyeball!

You'll be looking at your drink

and your drink will be looking right back at you.

Get that fishy eyeball sliding down your throat.

-Crunchy and liquidy. Great combination.

-Yum!

-She falters.

-It smells awful.

She picks herself up.

That's it - one more, all the way through.

-Yeah!

-She's done it to the finish!

I hate to say so.

You have passed the dare! Well done!

And there is a golden doubloon for your team, the Fearless Five.

Bahhh!

I'm very proud of Natasha

because she drank some really gruesome things.

The girls didn't let up on the chillies.

They didn't hold back,

they just kept putting them and putting them in.

Oh! The fish eye, that was horrible.

I couldn't feel my mouth at the end, to be honest.

Ahh, they've done it again.

That means they have three doubloons.

Very well, Fearless Five. Let us consult the Scroll Of Secrets.

Flynn, you do the honours, but I should warn you,

the devil is in the detail.

A spin in the country should be really thrilling.

But hold my lunch steady. I don't want it spilling.

A spin in the country. What are you thinking, Flynn?

What could this mean?

Something involving spinning,

and you've got to hold on to something while you're doing it.

If you've eaten something, you're going to spill it if you feel sick.

-Spill it out of your mouth.

-Yes.

Which of your adultlings is going to take this challenge on?

Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare Jake.

Jake, you are the chosen one.

No time to delay. We must depart.

Now, Jake, you'll need a steady hand

and a strong stomach because you're in for a bit of a bumpy ride

in a dare I like to call 4x4 Course Meal.

All right, Jake. First you'll need your chariot.

I'm feeling a bit peckish, you know and I like to eat on the go

so I was going to ask you to prepare me a four-course meal.

-Up for it?

-Yeah, why not?

Good.

Well, I like a gloopy soup to start.

-Ooh!

-Then I think a nice fish course for the main.

Mmm, yum, yum!

I think some trifle and cream for pudding. Ah!

And of course,

no dinny-din-dins would be complete without a tasty cheese course. Mm!

I want you to have enough left in your bowl at the end

of your ride to fill my special goblet.

To pass the dare, Jake must keep my stinky food steady,

but it won't be easy. There you go.

That's because I've booked the worst driver I know...

My old schoolmate Mr Smiley Bobs.

Three, two one!

No! Already! That's not a good start!

It's that way, Mr Smiley Bobs!

Jake must transport my lunch around one lap of this

hair-raising off-road course and he's guaranteed a bumpy ride.

Look at him go! Oh, my gosh! Look at that!

Straight into the woods!

I don't think he'll want trifle ever again.

Ahh!

-Oooh!

-Oh, my goodness me.

The things I do for my sisters!

Oh, Mr Smiley Bobs!

Look at his face.

Some minor spillages but Jake's holding it together so far.

Time to hit the gas, Mr Smiley Bobs.

Oh, look at that - that's a steep one!

He's having a wobbly time of it in that vehicle.

Come on!

I don't like it. I don't like this at all!

-Come on, last little bit.

-Here he comes!

Let's have a look

and see how much of that delicious mixture he has in the bowl.

Jake, I think it's fair to say dinner's on you.

Time to fill my goblet.

I think we can all agree that that is a full goblet.

Yeah!

Well done, Fearless Five. You have passed the dare.

That's my boy.

I didn't think he was going to do it.

I thought it was going to spill over and stuff.

I'm a mucky pup sometimes, but that's the most

interesting amount of stuff that's been on me at the time.

The dips were really scary but it was funny seeing his reactions.

That's it for the grown-ups. Let's see how they've done.

It's a brilliant three wins out of three for the Fearless Five.

Flynn and Charlie lead their team

to my Chambers of Bravery with an impressive four doubloons.

Well, Fearless Five, time to depart for the final, final,

final dare.

Come on!

Come in, come in. Welcome to my dungeon.

Smells a little bit grimy,

smells a little bit slimy.

It smells like home.

Here, Flynn and Charlie, you will face my final challenge

in a dare I like to call Chambers Of Bravery 2.0!

There is only one way out of my dungeon,

through the Door of Destiny, beyond which lies the prize.

But the door is locked and will only open

when it hears the correct devilish word.

Door of Destiny...

The word you seek is...

Flynn and Charlie must take on my three Chambers of Bravery

to find the clues that will help reveal the word to open the doors.

Well, Fearless Five, despite my best efforts,

you've managed to bring four doubloons into my dungeon.

Gimme gimme.

Each of these little beauties will buy you 15 seconds of time.

Add that to the one minute I've been told I have to give you.

And that gives you a total of...

..two minutes to complete all our chambers.

Now remember, if at any point you don't want to do a chamber

or it all gets a bit much, you can

get out of it by shouting "Stop the dare!"

and one of your team-mates will take your place

but you will lose ten precious seconds from the clock.

All right, let us confront our first terrifying chamber.

It's the Hands of Horror!

The first scroll is hidden within my chamber full of fearsome creatures.

There's no time to waste, so you must remain brave.

-What do you think is lurking inside?

-Don't know.

What would be your worst creature to encounter in the Hands of Horror?

-Rats.

-A rat, you think? Well, it's not a rat...

it's six rats! Busy little creatures, aren't they?

Scrolls to guard, plague to spread.

Which of you dares to confront this challenge?

-I'll do it.

-You'll do it, will you, Flynn?

You have two minutes on the clock and your time starts in 3,2,1..

go!

Go on, Flynn! Put it in and go when they aren't.

Come on, don't play with it.

-That's it, good girl. Well done.

-You must be decisive.

-The clock is ticking.

-I think it's there!

Well done, Flynn, you've secured your first scroll

and have one minute 45 seconds left.

Let's proceed post-haste to the terrifying Tunnel of Terror!

There are three boxes of grossness to open.

Unlock the first box to gain the key to the second

and then work your way to the precious scroll.

Just remember to keep your mouth shut.

It's messy, it's mucky.

One of you is going to get unlucky. Who's it going to be?

-Flynn.

-Flynn!

Now, here's the key to the first box.

You have one minute 45 on the clock.

Your time starts in 3, 2, 1, go.

-Flynn! It's here.

-She's willing herself under. Oh, there's ructions!

-There we go, right in the face.

-Down a bit, down a bit.

She's got the key to the second box. Well done!

Got the second one.

Mmm, some beautiful red hair glistening in the light.

There it goes, right on to Flynn.

She knows where we keep our keys by now! Flynn's got the last key.

Now she must free the scroll in my final box.

Go on! Got it. That's it. Well done.

-Don't you look a picture?

-Where is it?

-You've got it.

Well done, good job. Stop the clock.

And don't you look special?

Flynn's taken a major gunging but her great effort means

the Fearless Five have 50 seconds left as we head to the Dome of Doom.

The final scroll is locked in a chest in the Dome Of Doom.

To find the key, you must match the feathers to the picture,

but it's not so easy when they're guarded by terrifying beasts.

Well, let's find out who puts the "fear" in "hemisphere".

Yes, it's the terrifying geckos.

Look at them skulking there, all spotty and mean.

Watch out for David there.

He just missed out on Bruno Mars tickets and he's not best pleased.

You can relate, can't you, Jake?

All right, which of you is going to take up the challenge?

-Me.

-You, Charlie. Your time starts when your head enters the dome.

Got it? All right, get into position.

Come on! You can do this, Charlie.

That's it. Charlie, look at the picture and try and copy the pattern

of the feathers on the key.

A long red one, a medium green one a short greyish one.

Try and match that up.

-Pull that one at the end out.

-This one?

-No, other end.

-That's it. Give it a try.

-No, there's no black one.

-Try and fit it in.

Charlie, you've got to make a decision. Try a key in the lock.

That was the right one. It was the one you...

The one you had! The one you had, Charlie!

-That one!

-That one!

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Oh, sorry, Charlie, you've run out of time.

That's it. Come on out.

Well, you didn't succeed in doing it in time,

but you have got two scrolls so let's take them

across to the Door of Destiny and try and solve that riddle.

All right, Fearless Five.

Flynn, you do the honours on the first one, if you will.

Your voice can be this if you have a cold...

Your voice can be this if you have a cold.

Deep, croaky.

Let's see if the second scroll sheds any more light on the matter.

They can travel at over 40mph.

They can travel at over 40mph.

-What travels at 40mph?...

-I don't know...

A form of transport, perhaps?

But your voice is croaky, isn't it?

Bit of a quandary, isn't it?

Your voice can be this when you have a cold.

A sort of sore voice.

Can't be croaky...

I'm not allowed to help.

-You're not allowed to help, I'm afraid.

-I don't know.

All right, girls, you've deliberated enough.

It's time for you to confront the Door of Destiny

and speak your password.

Door of destiny, the word you seek is puffy.

Puffy!

No, I'm afraid it hasn't opened the door.

You haven't succeeded on this occasion.

Family, come and join your team captains. That's it. In you come.

Well, I'm sorry to say you didn't get the correct answer.

The correct answer was "horse".

A hoarse voice and a horse running at 40mph or so.

Well, the good news for me is that you can stay here with me

and clean my dungeon for ever.

Here you are. Get cleaning!

I tell you what, let's let this lot tidy up round here

while we're on the first flight to Tenerife.

Meanwhile, fearless children and adults beware,

for the Dare Devil waits with a devilish dare!