Team Limitless The Dare Devil

How far would you dare to go to win a prize for your family?

Would you do this?

This? Or even this?

SHE MOANS, SHE SCREAMS

I'm the Dare Devil and it's time to push another team to their limits.

SCREAMING

-RAPS:

-# A family I find

# They dream of a prize

# On courage they draw With hope in their eyes

# All they need do Is face each of my dares

# There's revulsion, embarrassment And heart-pounding scares

# So wishes, wants And temptation beware

# For the Dare Devil waits...

# With a devilish dare! #

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

HE GROWLS

Ah! Here we go.

What disgusting band of humanlings do we have here?

What a beautiful beach and what a strange family.

Good catch!

Dylan, eh? Yes, you keep smiling, boy!

We'll see if you're still smiling after my dares.

And who's this with their back to me?

Ah, it's Dylan's friend, Leah.

Now, what grown-ups do we have?

Ooh, careful!

I take it you're the dad.

I'll keep my eye on you, young man.

Who have we here?

Ah, it's Dylan's mum.

We'll call you Mum A.

Who's left?

How rude! It's Leah's mum.

Just for that, I'll call you Mum B.

Yes, these will have to do. To the seaside!

Greetings!

-Who are you?

-Good question.

Some call me The Back-seat Driver,

but you can call me The Dare Devil,

and I'm here to offer you the chance to win an accolade of untold riches.

This is my medal of champions

forged in the fires of Hull.

Want it?

Uh-uh! Easy tigers!

If you want the gold - it's not gold -

all you must do is complete a few harmless,

devilish dares.

Listen up!

There are three devilish dares and three doubloons to be won.

Dylan and Leah must decide which grown-upling does which dare.

-BOTH:

-Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare...

I'll give them one doubloon to get them started

because if someone is too scared to do a dare, they can use a doubloon

to buy their way out, but someone must always take their place.

The more doubloons won, means more time for Dylan and Leah

when they face my dreaded Chambers Of Bravery in a bid to tip

the scales of destiny and claim their prize!

-With me so far?

-ALL:

-No.

-Well, it doesn't matter.

Now, Dylan and Leah, when they review the history books filled

with names of teams who have failed against me,

by what name shall you be known?

-ALL:

-Team Limitless!

Team Limitless, it is time for dare number one, but what could it be?

Let us consult the Scroll Of Secrets!

Leah, you read it out loud, but remember,

the devil is in the detail.

What could that mean?

It could be, like, on a roller-coaster...

-It could be a ride!

-Yeah, a roller-coaster.

Or like one of them...

-Holding on to a cake.

-Like that, and it goes up.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

OK, Leah and Dylan, it's time for you to decide

which of your grown-uplings will take on this devilish dare?

Will they choose Mum A, The Dad or Mum B? Let's see...

-BOTH:

-Dare Devil, Dare Devil we dare...

-My mum.

-Dylan's mum, Mum A.

All right, it's time to depart.

Ah, yes.

The door has brought us here to this Victorian seaside pier.

You know, the last time I was here was with Queen Victoria, herself.

It's those diverting afternoons with the Vic-ster that have

inspired our next dare,

a dare I like to call Whipped Scream!

Well, Mum A, I've decided to entrust you with my favourite cake

named after an ex-monarch - the Victoria Sponge.

There she is. She's a beaut, isn't she?

Now, your challenge is to hang onto as much of this

cake as you can while taking a ride in this giant human catapult!

If it's too terrifying, you can play your doubloon

and weasel your way out of it.

No, I'll go for it.

That's what we like to hear.

Listen up. Here's what you have to do.

This is the epic machine that stands between Mum A and the doubloon.

She must protect my cake whilst being hurled 60m into the air,

spun through 360 degrees at speeds approaching 90mph.

To pass the dare,

Mum A must bring enough cake back to pass the line of luck on my scales.

There's no way out for Mum A now.

-THEY CHEER AND SHOUT

-Go, Amy!

SHE GIGGLES

She's been strapped into position and my cake is ready to take flight.

-MORE CHEERING AND SHOUTING

-Go, Amy!

Remember, save my sponge!

-Save the cake!

-Hold on to the cake!

I am!

The smart money says that not all of my cake is going

to make it back intact.

The question is, will any of it return?

Launch those baked goods!

-Launch!

-SHE SCREAMS

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, there's cake flying everywhere. That's it. Look out below!

Boom, boom!

Another layer of sponge crashing to the ground.

That's the best thing I've ever seen.

I wonder if there's any left on the plate.

Another bit of sponge.

The violent bouncing has finished.

It's time to lower Mum A and see what,

if anything, remains of the sponge.

Welcome back, Mum A.

Nice to be back on solid ground, I'll bet.

I've had upside-down cake before, but I've never had inside-out cake.

Remember, if you've managed to hang onto half,

then you've passed the dare. If not, you fail!

Let's find out shall we?

Remember, Mum A's cake has to make it passed

the line of luck on my weighing scales.

DRAMATIC MUSIC

-Yes, you have.

-THEY CHEER

Congratulations. I hate to say it,

but you've earned yourself...

a doubloon!

Doing that dare was very, very scary.

Aaargh!

At first, I thought it was impossible

and we'd never be able to do it.

I could see the cake falling when I was spinning backwards,

then forwards, and cake was all falling back on me.

They now have...

two doubloons.

All right, Team Limitless,

it's time for dastardly dare number 2, but what could it hold?

Time to consult the Scroll of Secrets.

Leah, read it loud and clear, but remember,

the devil is in the detail!

What could it mean?

Up high and you have to guess something.

Maybe, it's something to do with an animal.

It could be a high animal.

All right, Leah and Dylan, it's time for you to announce

which of your grown-uplings will take on this dare?

Will they choose The Dad this time, Mum A again or is it Mum B's turn?

-BOTH:

-Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare...

-My mum.

-SHE SQUEALS

Your mum, Leah, Mum B. You are the chosen one now.

It's time to depart.

Ah, the lovely village of Liverpool whose name

means, of course, pool of livers.

And who eats livers?

That's right, wild animals!

And it is this string of barely credible connections that's

inspired our next dare -

a dare I like to call Zip-Wire Safari.

Well, Mum B, don't you look dapper?

-Ready for a spot of safari?

-Yeah.

-Good.

Because that's just what you'll be doing high above the ground

on a zip-wire.

Here are the deets.

Mum B is about to face a terrifying 300m zip-wire flight over

this busy shopping street.

Her challenge is to keep her eyes peeled for a selection

of incredibly realistic wild animals

that I've dotted throughout the crowd.

To pass the dare, she must correctly remember four out of the six animals

and the activity they're getting up to.

I'm not good with heights one bit.

-SQUEALING:

-Oh, no!

All right, looks like two of my animal friends are out and about.

First up, there's a panda on a payphone

and monkey swinging on a tree.

Mum B's poised for the challenge there at the top of the tower.

All right, everyone.

Binoculars at the ready. Let our safari begin.

Mum B must overcome her fear of heights for her team.

I want my mum. I really want my mum.

Tandem jumps are not allowed, I'm afraid.

I'm just going to have to just do it.

-Three...

-Aah!

-..two...

-Aaah!

..one, go!

SHE SCREAMS

THEY LAUGH

Go, Amanda!

Here she comes.

Will she remember to keep her eyes open or will

she be too scared to look down?

-SCREAMING:

-I can't see anything!

A panda on the phone. Yay! Aah!

Mum B has spotted the panda on the payphone.

But has she seen Mr Monkey swinging on his tree?

SHE SCREAMS

THEY CHEER

-Well done, Amanda!

-Well done, Mum!

That was amazing!

With run one complete, it's time to reset our safari spotter

and bring out some new animals for her to cast her eye over.

This time the monkey is reading a paper

and there's a crocodile collecting litter.

All right, time for run number two.

Dylan, Leah...

you're going down!

Three, two, one, go!

SHE SCREAMS AND GIGGLES

Go, Amanda, go!

Look for the animals!

SHOUTING AND CHEERING

-Crocodile, yeah!

-Ha-ha!

Mum B has spotted the crocodile.

But has she seen the monkey reading the paper?

-She got the crocodile one.

-Crocodile!

Time for the final run.

The crocodile is now playing guitar

and the panda is doing a little dance!

Off you go!

I can't see anything.

-SCREAMING:

-I've turned around!

-Come on, Amanda.

-Spot the animals!

SHOUTING AND CHEERING

A dancing panda and a guitar-playing crocodile.

It looks like Mum B's eyes are working just fine on this final run.

But has she spotted four out of the six animals?

That's all I can see. Aah! Ha-ha!

It's crunch time.

Let's start with the most recent run, run number three.

-Er, crocodile playing a guitar.

-Anything else?

-A dancing panda.

-And a dancing panda.

Well, let's see if you're right.

Here is the crocodile playing guitar. Congratulations.

-And there's the dancing panda.

-Yeah!

That's two right, so far.

Let's go further back in time to run number two.

What did you see and what were they doing?

A crocodile shaking a rug?

-Anything else?

-No.

-That's it. Well, let's see.

Behind this one is a crocodile picking up litter.

-Aww!

-Amanda!

-Not the same at all, I'm afraid.

And here there was a monkey reading a paper,

which you failed to spot entirely.

Well, you've got only two right, so far.

You need four to win the dare.

You've still two chances, so it could still happen for you.

Now on the first run, what animals did you see

and what were they up to?

I only seen one. I seen a panda on a phone.

A panda on the phone.

Yes, there's the panda on the phone.

That's the only one you saw.

There was also a monkey in a tree.

I'm afraid you've only got three out of the six

instead of four.

That means you've failed the dare and the doubloon is mine.

HE LAUGHS DEVILISHLY

When I walked up those steps, I was absolutely petrified.

-SQUEALING:

-Oh, no!

I'm really disappointed that we lost the dare.

I guess Amanda's eyesight isn't as good as we thought it was.

SHE SCREAMS

-I'm proud of my mum for doing it.

-She gave it her best shot.

Yes, they've failed and still only have two doubloons.

All right, Team Limitless, it's time for dastardly dare number three.

But what does it have in store?

Let us consult the Scroll of Secrets.

Leah, read it loud and clear.

But remember, the devil is in the detail.

What could that mean?

Maybe it's kissing three different types of sea creatures.

All right, Dylan and Leah, it's time for you to decide

which of your grown-uplings will undertake this challenge.

-BOTH:

-Dare Devil, Dare Devil, we dare...

-Dad.

-Dad!

You are the chosen one this time.

It's time to depart for this devilish dare.

Ah, the door has brought us

to this charming marina just off the River Mersey.

It's not the water we're interested in but what's in it.

And it's those fishy inhabitants that have inspired our next dare,

a dare I like to call Kiss The Fish.

Well, the Dad, tell me, do you love fish?

-Yeah.

-Yes, but do you LOVE fish?

-I love it.

-Then, listen up. Here's what you have to do.

To reel in a doubloon for the team, The Dad must lock lips with

three increasingly ugly sea creatures.

But he can't get away with just a quick peck

because the length of each kiss will be decided by spinning

my wheel of misfortune with a 33-second smooch top of the tree.

All right, the Dad, it's time to play Kiss The Fish, the dare that

leaves its contestants really gasping for air.

It's time to lift the cloth on cheeky chap number one.

Come on, let's see who it is.

Oh, my goodness. It's my very old friend, Andrew, the red gurnard.

Let's find out how long you'll have to kiss him for.

Leah, do us a solid and spin the wheel.

33 seconds! Lucky old Andrew and lucky old Dad.

-You ready?

-I'm ready.

All right, then. Pick up the fish.

Pucker your lips and off we go!

That's it. Oh, that's lovely.

Oh, yes. You can see the intensity.

There's really something passing between them.

Lovely, yes, what a lovely pair!

Look, Andrew's looking Dad straight in the nose.

Three, two, one. That's 33 seconds.

Congratulations! On certain planets, you're now man and wife.

-Wonderful.

-THEY LAUGH

Lift the lid on fish number two.

THEY MOAN AND GROAN

What a beautiful specimen. This is the John Dory.

But you can call him Johnny.

Dylan, give us a spin on the wheel of misfortune, why don't you?

-ALL:

-Whoa!

Another 33 seconds in the company of John Dory.

Pick him up, pucker up and let's go!

DYLAN: Look at the mouth!

That's it. There's real affection there.

You've done this before, you hound.

That's the way to handle a John Dory.

Lovely. That's it.

Let not your passion settle.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Congratulations. Oh, my goodness.

He's developed a bit of a taste for it. Slightly alarming.

Well then, lift the lid on our fish number three, why don't you?

-LEAH:

-I can't wait for this.

THEY SCREAM

Yes, what a paragon of beauty.

This, The Dad, is the Monkfish.

Leah, spin the wheel of misfortune

and let's see how long this smooch goes on for.

Come on 33.

-Yes! My favourite number.

-There's a surprise(!)

You couldn't make it up.

It's another 33.

Pucker up, The Dad, pick up the monkfish and we'll start the timer.

That's it.

Yes, that's lovely.

Ooh, yes!

-THE DAD:

-Squishy!

He's certainly enjoying himself.

It's not every day you see your father do this, is it?

Five, four, three, two, one.

That's it. Congratulations, The Dad.

Due to your serial smooching, you've passed the dare

and you've won a doubloon for your team.

CHEERING

There's no way I would've kissed them fish

cos they just looked all gooey and disgusting.

That was absolutely disgusting.

Those fish were slimy and horrible,

but I just had to do it to win a doubloon for the kids.

That's it!

-My dad did it and won our doubloon! BOTH:

-Yeah!!

That's it for grown-ups. Let's see how they've done.

Team Limitless have passed two of their three dares,

earning them two doubloons to add to the one I gave them.

That means Dylan

and Leah have 180 seconds on the clock as we head back to my castle.

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Come on!

Ah! My beautiful castle.

Now, Dylan and Leah,

you're about to undertake my Chambers of Bravery 3.0.

Come on!

To win the prize and escape my dungeon,

Team Limitless must try and open all of the Treasure Tanks

by playing my devilish games.

-CHILDREN MOAN AND GROAN Please.

-I can't find it, Amy.

DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

In a moment of weakness, I opened the first tank

to give them a head start.

The more tanks they open,

the easier it will be in the final, pitch-black chamber...

SHE SCREAMS

to grab enough doubloons to tip the Scales of Destiny

and claim the glory.

Welcome to my dungeon, Team Limitless. Right, listen closely.

If one of you doesn't wish to do a dare,

or it all a bit too much, then must shout, "Stop," and someone can

take your place although you will lose ten seconds off the clock.

-Capisce?

-BOTH:

-Capisce.

Very well then, it's time

to confront our first fearsome chamber -

the terrifying Organ of Halvor!

To open the tank,

the tangled notes of the Organ of Halvor must be solved.

Whilst one plays the notes written on my music sheet, the other

must confront terrifying beasts as they struggle to find

the same tune on their keys.

All right, it's time to face the Organ of Halvor.

Which of you will face the beasts?

-Me.

-You, Leah? Very well. Your time starts when you take off the cloth.

All right, in you go!

THEY CHEER

What creatures await, Leah?

It's the giant millipedes!

Start the clock.

EERIE NOTES PLAY

Dylan has played the notes in the order shown on my music sheet.

Leah must now work out the same sequence on her mixed up notes.

Right, press the first note.

OK, so that's...this one.

EERIE NOTE PLAYS

SHE PLAYS SAME NOTE

Second one.

EERIE NOTE PLAYS

SHE PLAYS SAME NOTE

-Yeah.

-Yeah, that one.

Found that one, yeah? OK. Next one is E, so...

EERIE NOTE PLAYS

SHE PLAYS SAME NOTE Yeah.

-OK, right.

-OK, now do it.

-Go on.

-Go on!

-They think they've got it.

-Right, I'm ready.

SHE PLAYS MUSIC NOTES

Yes, you did it! Stop the clock!

Out you come, out you come.

CHEERING

Well, Leah, your fingers went a-walking in the kingdom

of the giant millipedes. How was it for you?

-They were really cute.

-Cute?! I told you we should have got

the fire-breathing ones. Grr!

Anyway, you have managed to open a second tank of treachery

and you've got a very respectable 120 seconds left on the clock...

-CHEERING

-that puts you in tremendously

good stead as we head to our next terrifying chamber -

the Circles of Solocles.

The final tank will open

when the Circles of Solocles are correctly aligned.

But the code to the sequence is hidden in my dome of doom.

To reveal the symbols, the lights must be illuminated

and the terrifying creatures must be faced.

All right, Dylan and Leah, one of you must volunteer to face the dome.

-Who will it be?

-Me.

You, Leah, and what great sentinels do you think await you in the dome?

Some kind of bug.

Well, I'm afraid you're wrong. It's slithery.

It's snakes!

Your time will start when your head enters the dome.

In you go!

THEY CHEER

Oh, my gosh.

That's it. Your time starts now.

-Get the torch, Leah.

-Get the torch, Leah.

-Got it?

-I've got it.

-Now shine the torch on the roof of the dome.

-Right. First, it's a skull...

-Skull?

-..but there's a bone underneath it.

-All right! Is it, like, pointing up to him?

-Yeah, it's pointing up

to him. The second one is a snake

and it has a head on the bottom and one on the top.

Snake, head on bottom and top.

-OK, got it. Last one.

-3rd one is a triangle pointing down

and it has an eye inside it.

-Got it.

-OK.

That's it! Stop the clock.

-Out you come.

-CHEERING

Dylan and Leah have aced the first two chambers, leaving them

with 73 seconds to add to the 60 seconds I'll give them

as they end their quest at the dreaded Tanks of Treachery.

Team Limitless, we stand before the final chamber,

but only one of you may enter.

-Who will it be?

-Me.

You, Leah, very well.

You have 133 seconds on the clock to gather enough doubloons to

tip the scales of destiny in your favour.

And remember, you can shout, "Stop," at any time. In you go!

CHEERING

All right, Leah, your time starts in three, two, one - go!

Oh, that is just rank!

Remember, Leah can't see a thing as she attacks the first tank.

-Doing really well.

-Doing really well, keep on going!

-THEY SHOUT INDISTINCTLY

-Get one more and move on, Leah.

-Look there!

-There's the next one.

-Go on, go on, Leah.

-Get as many as you can.

-Keep on going,

they'll be quite a few in there.

-Come on, Leah!

-Come on, keep on going!

I can't seem to find any.

OK, move on to the next one, Leah!

That's it the final tank here!

Leah's having trouble finding those doubloons.

-Good girl, Leah.

-You still have got a whole lot of time.

There's a couple in there.

That's five, four, three, two, one!

Time's up! Out you come, out you come.

CHEERING

Ah, Leah, welcome back. It's time to face the scales.

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

Give me the doubloons. Come on!

Yes, that's quite a haul.

All right, let's put the doubloons in.

There's the first couple. Nothing for the rats.

Another couple. There we go.

It could be on the rise.

Yes, you've done it!

Team Limitless, I have no option, but to award you your prizes.

CHEERING

Oh, I hate the sound of happy cheers.

Go on, on with you. Out of my sight.

Bah! Dare Devil is hashtag sadface. Mmm!

-BOTH:

-Winners, loser! Whoo hoo!

Bah, another wretched band of humans have defeated me.

There's only one thing for it...

bubble bath.

Yes, you go run me a bath

and find rubber ducky, will you? I need him.

Anyway, fearless children and adults, beware

for the Dare Devil waits with a devilish dare.

HE LAUGHS DEVILISHLY