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# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
# Splash water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!" | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Now we've got a show on CBBC | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
# Get set, cos the time is here | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# We're doing well as you can tell | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
-# So here comes the show with Johnny... -And Inel. # | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Oh, my gosh, Sir. You're being so unprofessional right now. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:36 | |
Now, pens and papers at the ready. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Today I will discuss...video games. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Ha ha ha! That's what I'm talking about. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
All these colouring pens are mine. Mine, mine! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Hey hey! Yeah! Yeah. Ha ha ha ha! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
Hello and welcome to The Johnny And Inel Show, guys, | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
and we've got another fun-filled, packed episode. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
-Isn't that right, Johnny? -I'm not sure about that. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
INEL LAUGHS | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Anyway, so we're going to start off with Greet Of The Week. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
-Oh, excellent. I thought of one myself this time. -Oh, nice. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
-Yeah, it simply goes like this. Hold out your hand, Inel. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
-Just goes like that, and there you go. -That's a formal handshake. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
It certainly is. Kids, can you get that? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Oh, they've got it. They look pleased, excellent. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
A formal handshake, very useful when in a business situation. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:48 | |
INEL LAUGHS | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
So anyway, on today 's show, we've got those of sketches, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
we've got special guests and... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
I'm sorry, but we have none of that any more. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
No, no, no. Not after last time. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
What do you mean, "Not after last time"? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-Hold on, why are you wearing a suit? -Did you not get the memo? -What memo? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:08 | |
-Give this a read. -What's this? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
"Dear Johnny and Inel, unless you start to get more professional, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:17 | |
"we might be forced to reconsider The Johnny And Inel Show | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
"on CBBC. Have a great day. Lots of love, the bosses." What's this? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:29 | |
-Yes, Inel, we need to be more serious now. -Serious?! This is a comedy show. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:35 | |
-Inel, with a great TV show comes great responsibility. -Huh? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:40 | |
-We need to talk about serious things in a serious way. -OK. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
And you guys better be paying attention | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
cos there's going to be an exam at the end. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
-Oh, come on. You can't be serious. -Deadly serious. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:56 | |
Exams are the only way we know if the kids have been listening or not. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
What we have to do is speak to them | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
and then get them to recite exactly what we've said. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
OK, you know what? I'll try it out. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
Repeat after me. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
# Johnny is a silly billy | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
ALL: # Johnny is a silly billy. # | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Oh, you got it, you got it. Again! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
# Johnny is a silly billy | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
ALL: # Johnny is a silly billy. # | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
-Oh, yeah, it's working. -Stop it! No! -It works, you're right. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
-What are you doing, Inel? -Didn't you hear that? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
You obviously weren't listening when I told you about responsibility. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
You're using your powers for evil. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
You should be acting more responsibly, Inel. Cut to a sketch. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
MONSTROUS LAUGHTER | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
You now have 13 minutes left. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
ECHOING VOICE: 'Oh, so hungry. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
'I knew I should have had another slice of toast. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
'Oh, no! Please, not now! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
'I can't stop it. I can't... No, no!' | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
DEEP RUMBLING | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
'Oh, I think I got away with it. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
"Oh, hang on. Oh, no! Please, not...' | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
FURTHER RUMBLING | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Sir, you sound like you're dying. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
LOUDER RUMBLING | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Oh, my gosh. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Ha ha! Yes, all right. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Sir's a proper comedian. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
-ANOTHER ECHOING VOICE: -'Hello, I'm here.' | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
'I'm down here in the drawer. In the drawer!' | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
'Yes, here I am. Go on. Open me up.' | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
'I can't, I'm not allowed to eat in class. It's forbidden.' | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
'They'll never know, go on, just a little nibble. Oh, come on! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:16 | |
-'You're starving.' -'Stop! Please, stop it! Must be strong.' | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
'I am so full of delicious, milky goodness | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
'and surprisingly low in calories.' | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
'No, you're not real. You're not real! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
-'That is my own voice. So hungry.' -'What are you waiting for, then? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:34 | |
-'Eat me, eat me!' -No, please, stop it! Stop. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
OK. Ha ha! Ha ha! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
No, I didn't mean... No, no! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
I didn't mean you, no! Please, come back. Come back. Stop. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:54 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
Oh, my gosh, Sir. You're being so unprofessional right now. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:21 | |
I swear down. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Kids, fed up with playground bullies? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Sick of losing your ball to those pesky big boys? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
-Well, we can help with GameGuard. -Ace! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
And for those hard-to-rid bullies, try our triple strength | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
wrestling personality, Steel Fist Steve. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
BOTH SCREAM | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Plus, call today and receive our once-in-a-lifetime bonus package, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
world's strictest teacher. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Where's your tie? Pull your socks up. Where's your homework? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Order now! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Hello and welcome back to The Johnny Serious-Pants | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
And Inel Funny-Guy Show. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
-Inel, I'll take it from here. -What? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
-Just go over there and occupy Camera Six. -There is no Camera Six. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
I know, exactly. Please leave, right now. Thank you, off you pop. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
It's come to my attention that a number of you out there | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
don't actually know how to do up your own shoelaces | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
so I've devised a delightful little rhyme to make doing | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
up your own shoelaces that little bit easier. So, everybody watching. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
Here we go. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
Bunny ears, bunny ears Playing by a tree | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Criss-cross the tree Trying to catch me | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Bunny ears, bunny ears Jumping through the hole | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
Pops out the other side Beautiful and bold. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Beautiful. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
VELCRO RIPS | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGHS | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
INEL CHUCKLES | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
What are you doing, Inel? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
You're ruining it when I'm trying to teach the kids something. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
I'm just playing with my Velcros. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
INEL CHUCKLES | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Oh, yeah, you think you could do better? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Fine, got a song of my own, you know. Watch me. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Hit the music. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
You know, I hear some of you are having a little trouble | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
with your shoelaces. Don't worry. Because I'm-a teach you. OK. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
-IN TIME TO MUSIC: -So you wanna know how to tie your shoelace? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
ALL: We wanna know, we wanna know | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
I said, you wanna know how to tie your shoelace? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
ALL: We wanna know, we wanna know | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
I said, you wanna know how to tie your shoelace? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
ALL: We wanna know, we wanna know | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
OK, listen. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
One lace, two lace Tie 'em in a knot | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
But that's not it We've only just begun | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Pull it real tight and that's step number one | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Cos you don't wanna be running When your shoes come undone | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Cos tripping over your feet Just ain't no fun | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Especially if you land Right down on your bum | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Tie your laces properly I'll show you how it's done | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
You don't wanna go home Crying to your mum | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Step two, get one of them And make a likkle bow | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Tie it round like this And push it through like so | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
That's how you tie your laces Like a pro | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
So go out there Show everybody what you know | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
You just learned how to tie your shoelace | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
ALL: We now know, we now know | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I said, you just learned to tie your shoelace | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
ALL: We now know, we now know | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Yeaaaaaahhh, boom! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
ALL: Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel, Inel! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Just cut to a sketch. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
NEWS JINGLE PLAYS | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Hi, I'm Boris Horace. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
And I'm Norris Glorace. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
And welcome to the J&I news network. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Our top story today, | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
The Johnny And Inel Show has now gotten serious - real serious. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
So serious, that I don't even think the viewers are allowed to laugh. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
-That's pretty serious, Norris. -Deadly serious. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
You couldn't get even more serious, even if you wanted | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
-to get more serious. -Oh, you could, Boris. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-You could get seriousER. -SeriousER, Norris? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:21 | |
SeriousER. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
That's how you know you are more serious. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
World. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
SAD MUSIC | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Welcome back to Issues, with Johnny and Inel - | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
the series show about serious things that you need to start taking | 0:10:42 | 0:10:47 | |
seriously. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
You know you can take things too seriously, you know, Johnny? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
I mean, have you looked in the mirror lately? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
You look like an oversized cuddly toy! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Listen, I'm not dressed up like this for my own amusement. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
I'm here to make a very serious point to all of the audience, yeah. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
-I'm here to discuss the plight of the polar bear. -Hello! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Now, pay attention you guys, and you guys at home, | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
because it will be in your exam at the end of the episode. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
Hello. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Now, where was I? The polar bear. One of Earth's most majestic creatures. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:23 | |
But its very existence is being threatened, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
not by other animals, no... | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Rrrroaaarr! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
..and not by the terrain in which it lives. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
But instead, its existence is being threatened by... | 0:11:39 | 0:11:44 | |
INEL HUMS SCI-FI TUNE | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
-POLAR BEAR: -Oh, no! Alien invasion! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Aaaagh! He's coming back. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Oh, thank goodness! He's gone! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
SCI-FI TUNE RETURNS | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Oh, no! You're not about to make me extinct! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Take this alien sky! | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
No, no, no, no! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Hooray! I've saved the day! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
What are you doing, Inel? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
Inel, the polar bear's plight is not being threatened by aliens! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Just making it a bit more fun, you know. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
-Can I have a quick word, Inel? -Yes, sure. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
What are you doing, Inel? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
What are you actually doing? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
I'm trying to make serious points to the audience so they learn | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
something, particularly for the exam... | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Yes, I'm just adding some visual aids to help people out. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
The polar bear's plight is down to global warming, and the changing | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
-environment... -Yes, I'm going to show the global warming bit... | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
It's not aliens! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
The aliens were a fun bit to get them involved | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
This is a serious show, Inel. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-Yeah? -Look, no, no... -Yeah? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
No! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Look who's protecting the polar bears now! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
Cut to a sketch. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
..a kid got dumped in the trash. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Powers of the waste! | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
Wasteman! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
-Look at all these colouring things, Bearman! -I know. There's loads. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
He must be close. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
-MENACING CACKLE: -Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
All these colouring pens are mine. Mine! Mine! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
I control the city's supply of colouring pens. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
I'm going to open up a store called Omar Daze's Sick Colouring Pens. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
It's going to be sick. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Put the colouring pens down, Omar, or I'm going to waste you! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
Yeah, Omar, you made us bear angry! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
Rrrr! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
When are you guys going to learn? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Every time you try and stop me and every time I daze you up. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
Well, this time is going to be different, Omar. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
This time you are going to get what's BIN coming to you. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
-BIN coming to you, it's like "waste-paper bin." -Yes. I get it. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
It just wasn't funny. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Anyway, this time we've got backup, Omar. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
Come to me, Barry! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Rrrrrraaaa! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:15 | |
Oh! Ho-ho! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
Barry said he's going to beat you up so bad, Omar, | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
he's going to mess up your colour coding, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
and he's going to take off the felt-tip pen lids | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
and let them dry out! | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Don't push me to far, Barry. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Are you going to take that, Barry? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
I wouldn't have that off him. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
Yes, Barry, get him, Barry! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Barry? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
Barry? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Talk to me, Barry! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
My name is Omar. Omar Daze. I'll put Bearman in a daze. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
Wasteman in a daze. Kids, parents in a daze. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
I'll even put a little teddy bear named Barry in a daze. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
It don't matter to me. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
All the colouring pens in the world will be mine. Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:18 | |
Oh, Barry! I shouldn't have put you in harm's way! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:25 | |
Talk to me, Barry! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
BARRY!!!! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Another one bites the dust. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Not so fast, Omar! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
You still have me to contend with. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
You cant daze me, Omar, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
for I have made these special goggles made out of old plastic bottles. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:54 | |
This time you are going down. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Not so fast, Wasteman! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
I know you don't like me, | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
but I know something you don't like even more. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
This! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
Oh! No! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Oh, no, please! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
It's time to clean this mess up. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Please, no. Please, have mercy. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
-Have mercy! -Ha-ha-ha! -No!! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Help me! | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
CHEERING | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Hello, and welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Now, we have got our special guests coming up on this show. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Not only do they have chart-topping album, | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
but they're wicked dancers, as well. Better than me. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
I've got their song on repeat, I've been rewinding it constantly, | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
I can't wait to bring them on. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
-Inel? Inel? -Johnny and I... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
I'm sorry, Inel, I can't let this go on. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Those guests won't be coming on the show, I cancelled them. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
BOOING | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
-What? -Oh yes, they're not suitable for the show. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
-Why not? -Because...I decided to book a different guest. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:19 | |
One that is both inspirational, educational and respectable. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:24 | |
Please help me in giving a warm welcome, all | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
the way from Humperdinck University in Germany, Professor von Greenback. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:32 | |
Professor von Greenback, guys! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Guten Tag, audience members of ze Johnny und AN-el show. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:43 | |
Actually, it's I-nel. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
May I say what an honour it is. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Ja, naturlich! Thank you for accommodating me on your show! | 0:18:47 | 0:18:54 | |
Now, pens and papers at the ready. I shall begin. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
Today I will be talking about video games. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:03 | |
-ALL: -Yeah! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
That's what I'm talking about. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Yes, ze social und psychological impact of the video | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
games on the children. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
BOOING | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
Yeah! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-Interesting. -Yes, good. Right, where should ve begin? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:24 | |
It was in 1902, that Gunter von Hunter Stunter von Huntenberg | 0:19:24 | 0:19:31 | |
first thought of the video game. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
Then, she did not think about it until 1903, what a shame. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:42 | |
"How to make a videogame?" she thought. "I need to invent a | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
"new language." | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
What language? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
It was binary. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
What does it go like? I'll tell you. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
It goes like this. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Eins. Zero. Eins. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Zero. Zero. Eins. Eins. Eins. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:05 | |
Eins. Eins. Zero. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:11 | |
But vot about ze psychological | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
and social impact of the videogames on ze children? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:19 | |
Well, as you can see from all these children here, | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
they are all horrible and they all smell disgusting. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
BOOING | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
It makes me think about videogames in a whole different way. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
Johnny, you're going to have to snap out of this. Please! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
The professor's going to do the exam. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
-CLEARS THROAT: -Take ze paper, und pass it round. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:46 | |
Take ze paper, und pass it round! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Johnny, could you get me the test questions, please? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
Of course, Professor. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Johnny! Johnny! Wait up! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Johnny, you've got to stop this, man! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
-We're losing fans over this. -Losing fans? -Yes. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
Well, actually I've gained four fans - you've lost fans. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
I'm not having this! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
Welcome back to the Johnny Kyle show. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Today we have Cinderella. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
She says she is too attractive to be | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
related to the ugly sisters, so she wants them to do a DNA test. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
Whatever, whatever, she ain't my real mum. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
I don't know what you're saying, girl, what are you saying? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Right, OK, OK. It's time for the DNA test. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
OK. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
Cinderella... | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
..you are not related to your ugly sisters, Anastasia and Gisella! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:03 | |
Yes! In your face, you ugly witches! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
Ho-ho-ho! You don't earn your own money! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
You don't earn your own money! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
We're not related! We're not related! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Ohh, hoo! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
And I got Charming, as well, that's a double blow, where's your man at? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:19 | |
I don't see no man, because you ain't got one! You ain't got one! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
AUDIENCE: Cinders! Cinders! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
You ain't got one! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
You ain't got one! Ooh! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
GASPS | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Psyched! Like I'm going to lose him again! Oh, in your face! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:40 | |
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Oh, oh, oh... So! So! So! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:49 | |
OK. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
Now that that's sorted, who's next? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
CHEERING | 0:22:54 | 0:23:00 | |
Here's the test papers. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Oh, thank you, Johnny. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
Oh, Johnny, the professor's about to do the test. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
This is going to be serious. Seriously funny. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Und now ze test will start. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Question One. Shhh! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Vot are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain? Huh? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:27 | |
Answer is... | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
..drizzly bears! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Drizzly bears! | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
This is not right, they must have been mixed up. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Ignore that question. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Question Two. Why do polar bears win so many races? Hmm? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:51 | |
Think about it. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
Answer - because they are always in pole position. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
Johnny, what happened to the questions? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
It's really weird, it seems like somebody might have muddled them up! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
It is all mixed up. Nein! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Question Three. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
Why shouldn't you take the polar bears to the zoo? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:23 | |
Answer, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
because they would rather go to the movies. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
Stop laughing! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Zis is only mildly amusing! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
-Silence. -No, Professor, you be quiet, OK? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
This is the Johnny and Inel Show, | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
and we want kids to have fun and enjoy themselves. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
And if they learn something along the way, well, that's just a bonus. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
Oh, Professor? Hop on here for us. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
Yes? Just hop straight on. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Oh, this is a lovely model. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
-Isn't it, Professor. On your bike, mate. -Ooh! | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Und... Oh! | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Auf Wiedersehen, mein Liebling! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
-ALL: -Bye! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
WILD CHEERING | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
INEL SIGHS | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
It's good to have you back, Johnny. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
And you know what, it's good to be back. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
And if there is anyone getting fans around here, | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
it's going to be me! And maybe you sometimes. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
With everything that has happened on the show today, | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
-we're pretty much out of time. -We'd better wrap up, then. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
Guys, until next time, we're going to keep making it look good. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
The only way Johnny and Inel could! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
Hit the music. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
ALARM RINGS | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
MUSIC: "Johnny and Inel theme" | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
CHILDREN CHANTING | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 |