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# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
# Splash of water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
# My mum's always telling me Fix up your timing! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Now I've got a show on CBBC All my fans will be happy to see me | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# It's sick cos the time is here | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
# We're doing well Which you can tell | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
# So here comes the show with Johnny and Inel. # | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
# But I'm wanting you back, girl | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
# Oh, dark, dark... # | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Michelle, that joke was bare hilare! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
You're such a joker...joker, joker, joker, joker...joker. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
The name's Omar... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Omar Daze. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
And I'll have those colouring pens and paints. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Rainbow waterproof square-nibs are among my favourites. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Hello, and welcome to the Johnny and Inel Show. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
And as you can see, we're not alone. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
With the help of a cloning machine | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
that we made out of two plastic bottles, a straw and some tape, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
we've now got mini baby versions of ourselves. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
That's right, Inel. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
So now I don't have to worry about | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
who's going to be entertaining the kids when we get too old. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Cos these guys can take over. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
This is Mini-Johnny! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
ALL: Aww! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
He's got my looks. I'm so proud. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
It's like a scene from The Lion King. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Oh, yeah? Well this...this... | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
is Mini-Inel. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Do that look to camera that I always do. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
Yeah, that one. Yeah! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Nice! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Mini-Inel hasn't got Mini-Johnny's looks, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
but I guess that can be expected. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Oh, please! Everybody likes Mini-Inel. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
It's Mini-Johnny that they think needs to get a new haircut. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Whatever, Inel. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
-Let's just get on with Greet of the Week, yeah? -Yeah! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
-OK. -OK. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Everyone remember - pay attention so you guys can do it as well. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Right, it goes like this... | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
BOTH: Doosh...doosh...doosh...doosh... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
boosh... HEY! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
OK, get ready. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Doosh...doosh...doosh...doosh | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
doosh...doosh! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
HEY! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
Awesome, guys! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
-Brilliant. -Let's cut to a sketch. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Kids! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
Enjoy your snacks in the playground? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Tired of constant backwashing from your friends? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Sick of your beverages being littered with the crumbs | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
of crisps...chips... | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
snacks...and biscuits? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Eugh! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Well, we can help, with our handy pre-prepared Backwash Pack. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
Backwash Pack contains pre-prepared, safe, healthy and tasteless grounds | 0:03:21 | 0:03:26 | |
to allow you to avoid sharing with your friends. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Mmm! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Eugh! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
You also get a free sample of our international collection. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Stale prawn cracker and super-strength Italian garlic bread. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
Order today. Backwash Pack! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
On today's Johnny Kyle Show, we have Trevor and Cathy. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
They can take no more and insist daughter Rapunzel - | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
sort out your hair! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
Let's investigate a little further, shall we? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Cathy and Trevor! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
-Cathy and Trevor. -Hello. -Welcome to the show. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
BRRRRRRRRP! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
Too far. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Tell us how your daughter is destroying your family home. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
It's because of this. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
It's unseemly, Johnny. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Look at that. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
See this hair? See this hair? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
She hasn't even had a haircut. Never. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Never even brushed it. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Not even once. Look, take a gander. Over here, look. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
Yesterday's breakfast. Show him, Cath! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Over here, look - remote control for the TV. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-We've been looking for that, in't we, Trev? -Oh, we have, Cath. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Look at that - some curlers. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Yesterday's homework as well for her sister. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Her sister's back there somewhere. It's getting out of hand, Johnny. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
It really is, in't it, Cath? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
It is, Trev. It's getting out of hand. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
That's what I said - out of hand. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Can't get through the front door - got to climb through the windows. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-It attracts all sort of pests. -Like nits? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Students. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Students. They use it as bedding, don't they? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
I tell you, the only good thing is we always know where she is. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
-She doesn't need a mobile phone, Johnny. -Oh, no. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
I'm telling you, it's got to stop. It's taking over the house. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
You need to help us out. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:13 | |
Well, that's where you're in luck, | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
cos I've never met any guest on the Johnny Kyle Show | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
that I haven't been able to help, | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
and I'm sure your daughter Rapunzel will be no different. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Let's get her out here, guys. Rapunzel, everybody. Welcome her. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
-Where is she? -Well, she's not here, obviously. She's at school. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
That's how long her hair is. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
This is just ridiculous! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
It's out of control. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
She needs to get a haircut. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
There is no excuse for having hair this long. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
I want you to look into that camera there, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
and tell your daughter just exactly how this is making you feel. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
You all right, our Punz? | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
It's your dad here. Your mum, obviously. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
You already know what I'm going to say to you, Punz. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
You've got to get your hair cut. You have to. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Your poor mum, she's in bits! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
-I'm in bits, Trev. -See - she's in bits. How many bits? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
-Hundreds of bits. -Hundreds of bits. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Told you. Lots of bits. Told you. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Oh, I've had enough of this! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Give it here! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
AUDIENCE: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Johnny, Johnny... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
-Much better! -You've done it, Johnny! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
You've got back our daughter! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
He has, Trev, he has! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
My work here is done. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Thank you, Johnny Kyle. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Thank you so much, Johnny. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
You've saved our family. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Why don't you come round for dinner sometime? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Would I not like that. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Right, now that's done, who's next? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
-CHEERING -Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Looks at these Minis. They're not even doing anything. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Speak for your Mini-self, Inel. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Takes a lot of skill and concentration | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
to do what Mini-Johnny's doing. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
You know what? I might take that car off Mini-Inel. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
He's getting too distracted. He hasn't even done the Inel laugh yet. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
I might have a little word with Mini-Johnny. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
You can't let Mini-Inel steal the limelight. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
You're the star of the show. Remember that. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
What's going on, bruv? Where's that Inel magic? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
You haven't even done the Inel laugh yet. Do the Inel laugh - ha ha! - | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
to them. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
Oh, what you talking...? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
-HE SNIFFS -Oh! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Was that...? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Was that you that did that?! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Somebody cut to a sketch, quick! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Hello. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
Ever been sat in the playground, chatting to your friends, | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
when one of them says a word or a saying | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
that you've never heard of before? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Ever received a text message that you don't understand? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Yes? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Well, here at the Dictionary Of What Kids Say, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
we like to unveil those meanings, | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
so you know just exactly what it is that your friends are saying. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:49 | |
This week, "bare hilare". | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Now, this delightful little phrase | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
is the combination of two words - | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
the first, "bare", meaning "a lot of" or "very", | 0:08:58 | 0:09:03 | |
and "hilare", the shortened version of the word "hilarious". | 0:09:03 | 0:09:09 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
So together, this phrase is used when something is most hilarious. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:21 | |
Let's take a look at it in action, shall we? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Michelle, that joke was bare hilare! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
You're such a joker...joker, joker, joker, joker...joker... | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
joker...joker... You're such a joker, Michelle! Oh, my gosh. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
Not like that Richie, though. Uh-uh. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
He steals all his jokes. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
But you, you're naturally bare hilare. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
I think that was bare hilare. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Join me next time, won't you, | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
on the Dictionary Of What Kids Say. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
1970s MUSIC PLAYS | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-Hi there. -Oh, hiya, lads! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-Hey, you look belting! -Of course. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
So, what you got for us for dinner, then? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Bit of this, bit of that, few tasty sorts? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Minced beef surprise... | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
or... | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
macaroni fish. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
-You what?! -It says on the board "veggie lasagne". | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-Not today, love. -You're having a laugh! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
-We're first in the queue! -You didn't hear it from me, right? | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
It's been stolen! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
If you ask me, it's an inside job. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
ALL: Minis, Minis, Minis! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Uh? The Minis? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
ALL: YES! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Yeah, they're taking a nap. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
ALL: Awww! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
What is going on?! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
-They don't care about us any more. -I know. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
It's like we're guests on our own show. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
This ain't right. I deserve better than this. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Speaking of guests, we've still got our special guest | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
-to come on the show today! -Give it up for Lawson! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
So we're Lawson and this is called Standing In The Dark. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
# Sitting here wide awake | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
# Thinking about when I last saw you | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
# I know you're not far away | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
# I close my eyes and I still see you | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
# Lying here next to me | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
# Wearing nothing but a smile | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
# Oh, yeah, yeah | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
# I gotta leave right away | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
# Counting cracks along the pavement | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
# To see you face to face | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
# Thinking about the conversation | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
# I know I'm not one to change | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
# I've never wanted nothing more | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
# But as I walk up to your door | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
# I'm standing in the dark | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
# She's dancing on the table | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
# I'm looking through the glass | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
# She's someone else's angel | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
# But I'm wanting you back, girl | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
# Oh, dark, dark | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
# All I want to do is hide | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
# But I can't stop myself from staring | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
# Wishing his hands were mine | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
# I can't stop myself from staring | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
# As he turns down the lights | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
# I'm feeling paralysed | 0:13:47 | 0:13:52 | |
# And as he looks into her eyes | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
# Oh, oh Yeah, all right | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
# I'm standing in the dark | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
# She's dancing on the table | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
# I'm looking through the glass | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
# She's someone else's angel | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
# But I'm wanting you back, girl | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
# And now I'm standing in the dark, dark | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
# Oh, dark, dark | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
# Oh, dark, dark | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
# Oh, dark, dark | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
# Yeah | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
# Oh, oh, oh | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
# I'm standing in the dark | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
# I'm standing in the dark Oh, yeah | 0:14:44 | 0:14:50 | |
# I'm standing in the dark | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
# She's dancing on the table | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
# I'm looking through the glass | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
# She's someone else's angel | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
# But I'm wanting you back, girl | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
# Oh, dark, dark | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
# Oh, dark, dark | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
# She's someone else's angel | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
# She's someone else's angel. # | 0:15:23 | 0:15:28 | |
Thank you! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
That was awesome, guys! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
-Quite awesome! -Yes, serious rhythms. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Uh...where are the Mini-Mes? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
-We came to see the Minis. -Oh. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
-That's a bit awkward. -Bit awkward. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
This is ridiculous! | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
I know! | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Let's cut to a sketch. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
Hi! I'm Boris Horace. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
And I'm Norris Glauris. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
And welcome to the J&I News Network. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Our top story today... | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
TV hosts Johnny Cochrane and Inel Tomlinson's Mini-Mes | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
have become an overnight sensation. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Internet giant Doogle has released a statement saying, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
"The Mini-Mes have been searched more times in the last 23 hours | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
"than Justin Bieber has in the last three years," | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
leading experts to dub this phenomenon as "Mini-Mever Fever." | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
Hold on - this just in. I'm getting word that the Mini-Mes | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
have actually crashed the entire internet. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
I am waiting for confirmation on that one, though. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Hmm. I can't seem to access any of my emails, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
or any of my favourite CBBC websites. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Well, there you have it. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:53 | |
The Mini-Mes are just so popular | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
that they've crashed the entire worldwide web. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Well, we can't report the news without internet access. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
Indeed. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:03 | |
So I guess that's us done. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Well, tune in next time to the J&I News Network, | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
with me, Boris Horace... | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
and me, Norris Glauris. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Ta-ta. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
I'll say bye-bye. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
No, seriously, I can't access any of my emails. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
A kid got dumped in the trash. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Powers of the waste! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
..of Wasteman! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Well! What have we here? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
Hello. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
Hello there. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
Can you tell me where the nearest bus stop is? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
I've just bought my son Ryan's birthday present, | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
and I need to get it to him. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
-And what exactly did you buy for your son's birthday? -Oh... | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
I bought him some colouring pens and paints. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
I'm sorry - what is your name? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
The name's Omar...Omar Daze. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
And I'll have those colouring pens and paints. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Rainbow waterproof square-nibs are among my favourites. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
You won't have these. These are for my son's birthday. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
We'll see about that. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
If I want them colouring pens, I'll have them colouring pens. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
I'm dazing people up left, right and centre. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
What's going on here? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Who are you guys? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Wait a minute. You're too cute to put in a daze. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Do you want to do some drawings instead? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
I'm going to do the best drawing you've ever seen. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
It's going to be like the Mona Lisa by that Leonardo DiCaprio. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
Yeah! That's gorgeous. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
That's beautiful. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
You're naturals. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Seriously, where did you go to art school? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
-Can I keep it? -No. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
How about this? How about I get to keep the drawing | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
and you guys can keep the colouring pens and paints? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
That's a deal. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
That's a deal. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Are you Bearman? | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Are you Wasteman? | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
I've seen you guys on CBBC. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
You're the ones that stopped Omar Daze, and got my son's present back! | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
You two are real heroes. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
But they didn't even do anything! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Huh! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
MINI-BEARMAN ROARS | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Hope you guys are enjoying it. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Me and Johnny love our fans so much | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
that we've got a special treat for you guys. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-We have got a great performance for you guys. -Oh, yeah. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:48 | |
-You ready, Johnny? -Look how excited they all are! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
-This is what we do it for, Inel. -I know. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Hit it! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
# Put your hands up... # | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
It's working! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
# Put your hands up Put your hands up... # | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
We're not on the scrap heap yet! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Give them everything that you've got! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
That's it! Cut the music. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
-MUSIC STOPS -We've given them everything we had. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
We did backflips, everything! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
We're just going to have to face it, Inel. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
The Minis are more popular than us. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Thanks, Johnny(!) Look where another of your Johnny schemes has got us. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:48 | |
Hey! Let's not start playing the blame game. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
-Eh? -It's not your fault. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-You what?! -I forgive you. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Let's cut to a sketch. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
That's what I said to him! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
You do know you're not supposed to be out here? Have you got clearance? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
Oh, come on, Mavis! You know me well. I'm here every day. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
My name's Inel. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
AAAAAAARGH! Sensational rhymes! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
You're like a modern-day Shakespeare! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
I'll see you later. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Minis! Minis! Minis! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Minis! Minis! Minis! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
I can't take this! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:43 | |
We've got to find a way to get back to being the stars of the show. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
-And to do that, we've got to get rid of the Minis. -How will we do that? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
You've seen how popular they are. They're more popular than us. Look! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Minis! Minis! Minis! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Look, to get rid of the Minis, we've got to start using these. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
Whoa! I ain't headbutting no kids, man. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
What...?! You fool! I meant we've got to start using our brains. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
Oh, right, yeah, yeah! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Just leave it with me, all right? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Hold on - is this a Johnny scheme to get us out of another Johnny scheme? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
At this rate, we'll have Johnny and Inel talking dogs. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
We're definitely going to be finished. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Minis! Minis! Minis! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Oh, no! They're getting even funnier. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
It says "veggie lasagne" on the board. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
It's been stolen. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
We gotta focus. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:49 | |
Who would steal a tray of vegetarian lasagne? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
A very hungry non-meat-eater. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
Afternoon, class. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
ALL: Afternoon, sir. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Afternoon, sir. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Sir! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Nice shoes, sir. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
Oh, thanks, Regan. They're new on today. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
My wife got them for my birthday. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Sir! | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
Can I go to the toilet, sir? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Me too, sir. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
Sir! Do you like my dancing, sir? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
# Bam-ke-bop, be-doum, be-bam-bam | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
# Bam, bam, bam, baaahm Be-bam-bam, bam... # | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Yoink! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
# Be-de-bam, bam, bam, baaahm Be-bam-bam, bam | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
# Baaaaaaaaaaahm! # | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
Accept no imitations. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Garlic bread! | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
Don't forget your books. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Sir! | 0:25:12 | 0:25:13 | |
Do you like Italian cooking, sir? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
All right, all right! It was me. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
I took the veggie lasagnes. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Banged to rights! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
I panicked! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
When it's your birthday, you have to provide lunch in the staff room. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:30 | |
I forgot. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
Mrs Sellway brought an entire Chinese banquet. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
The stakes were so high! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
But you don't eat steaks, do you, sir? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
High five! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
CHEERING | 0:25:55 | 0:25:56 | |
Yeah, you'd better cheer, cos those Minis, they're gone. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
-Done. -Yes. Sorry about that. -Finished. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
Yeah, it turns out they had to go to Brazil. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Brazil, meet the Minis. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-Yeah, to... -Go surfing. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Do their homework. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
To go to... | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
They had to do their homework while surfing. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
-Exactly. -It's a new craze that's catching on. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
-Right, I've got a joke to tell. -Go on, Inel. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Right. What's grey and has red spots? | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
I don't know - what's grey and has red spots? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
An elephant with chickenpox! | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
And it rhymes! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
-It's working, Inel. -It is. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
-I've got a joke as well, Inel. -Yeah? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Two goldfish in a fish tank. One says to the other goldfish, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
"Hey, I'll drive. You shoot the rockets." | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
Fish tank, yeah, get it! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
You don't have to explain it. | 0:26:58 | 0:26:59 | |
My comedy doesn't need any explanation. It speaks for itself. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Yeah, but they like us again. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
You're right! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
All right, guys, tune in next week, | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
when we'll have some big sketches | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
and a big new greet! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Till next time - we'll keep making it look good... | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
The only way Johnny and Inel could. Ha ha! | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
Hit the music. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 |