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# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

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# Splash of water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes

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# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming

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# My mum's always telling me Fix up your timing!

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# Now I've got a show on CBBC All my fans will be happy to see me

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# It's sick cos the time is here

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# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer

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# We're doing well Which you can tell

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# So here comes the show with Johnny and Inel. #

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# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

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# But I'm wanting you back, girl

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# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark

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# Oh, dark, dark... #

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Michelle, that joke was bare hilare!

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You're such a joker...joker, joker, joker, joker...joker.

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The name's Omar...

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Omar Daze.

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And I'll have those colouring pens and paints.

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Rainbow waterproof square-nibs are among my favourites.

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CHEERING

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Hello, and welcome to the Johnny and Inel Show.

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And as you can see, we're not alone.

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With the help of a cloning machine

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that we made out of two plastic bottles, a straw and some tape,

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we've now got mini baby versions of ourselves.

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That's right, Inel.

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So now I don't have to worry about

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who's going to be entertaining the kids when we get too old.

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Cos these guys can take over.

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This is Mini-Johnny!

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ALL: Aww!

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He's got my looks. I'm so proud.

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It's like a scene from The Lion King.

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Oh, yeah? Well this...this...

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is Mini-Inel.

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Do that look to camera that I always do.

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Yeah, that one. Yeah!

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Nice!

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Mini-Inel hasn't got Mini-Johnny's looks,

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but I guess that can be expected.

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Oh, please! Everybody likes Mini-Inel.

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It's Mini-Johnny that they think needs to get a new haircut.

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Whatever, Inel.

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-Let's just get on with Greet of the Week, yeah?

-Yeah!

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-OK.

-OK.

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Everyone remember - pay attention so you guys can do it as well.

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Right, it goes like this...

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BOTH: Doosh...doosh...doosh...doosh...

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boosh... HEY!

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OK, get ready.

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Doosh...doosh...doosh...doosh

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doosh...doosh!

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HEY!

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Awesome, guys!

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-Brilliant.

-Let's cut to a sketch.

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Kids!

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Enjoy your snacks in the playground?

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Tired of constant backwashing from your friends?

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Sick of your beverages being littered with the crumbs

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of crisps...chips...

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snacks...and biscuits?

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Eugh!

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Well, we can help, with our handy pre-prepared Backwash Pack.

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Backwash Pack contains pre-prepared, safe, healthy and tasteless grounds

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to allow you to avoid sharing with your friends.

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Mmm!

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Eugh!

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You also get a free sample of our international collection.

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Stale prawn cracker and super-strength Italian garlic bread.

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Order today. Backwash Pack!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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On today's Johnny Kyle Show, we have Trevor and Cathy.

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They can take no more and insist daughter Rapunzel -

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sort out your hair!

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Let's investigate a little further, shall we?

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Cathy and Trevor!

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CHEERING

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-Cathy and Trevor.

-Hello.

-Welcome to the show.

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BRRRRRRRRP!

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Too far.

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Tell us how your daughter is destroying your family home.

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It's because of this.

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It's unseemly, Johnny.

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Look at that.

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See this hair? See this hair?

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She hasn't even had a haircut. Never.

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Never even brushed it.

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Not even once. Look, take a gander. Over here, look.

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Yesterday's breakfast. Show him, Cath!

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Over here, look - remote control for the TV.

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-We've been looking for that, in't we, Trev?

-Oh, we have, Cath.

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Look at that - some curlers.

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Yesterday's homework as well for her sister.

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Her sister's back there somewhere. It's getting out of hand, Johnny.

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It really is, in't it, Cath?

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It is, Trev. It's getting out of hand.

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That's what I said - out of hand.

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Can't get through the front door - got to climb through the windows.

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-It attracts all sort of pests.

-Like nits?

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Students.

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Students. They use it as bedding, don't they?

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I tell you, the only good thing is we always know where she is.

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-She doesn't need a mobile phone, Johnny.

-Oh, no.

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I'm telling you, it's got to stop. It's taking over the house.

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You need to help us out.

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Well, that's where you're in luck,

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cos I've never met any guest on the Johnny Kyle Show

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that I haven't been able to help,

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and I'm sure your daughter Rapunzel will be no different.

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Let's get her out here, guys. Rapunzel, everybody. Welcome her.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Where is she?

-Well, she's not here, obviously. She's at school.

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That's how long her hair is.

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This is just ridiculous!

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It's out of control.

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She needs to get a haircut.

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There is no excuse for having hair this long.

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I want you to look into that camera there,

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and tell your daughter just exactly how this is making you feel.

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You all right, our Punz?

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It's your dad here. Your mum, obviously.

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You already know what I'm going to say to you, Punz.

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You've got to get your hair cut. You have to.

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Your poor mum, she's in bits!

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-I'm in bits, Trev.

-See - she's in bits. How many bits?

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-Hundreds of bits.

-Hundreds of bits.

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Told you. Lots of bits. Told you.

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Oh, I've had enough of this!

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Give it here!

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AUDIENCE: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny...

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Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny...

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Johnny, Johnny...

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-Much better!

-You've done it, Johnny!

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You've got back our daughter!

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He has, Trev, he has!

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My work here is done.

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Thank you, Johnny Kyle.

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Thank you so much, Johnny.

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You've saved our family.

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Why don't you come round for dinner sometime?

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Would I not like that.

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Right, now that's done, who's next?

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-CHEERING

-Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show!

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Looks at these Minis. They're not even doing anything.

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Speak for your Mini-self, Inel.

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Takes a lot of skill and concentration

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to do what Mini-Johnny's doing.

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You know what? I might take that car off Mini-Inel.

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He's getting too distracted. He hasn't even done the Inel laugh yet.

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I might have a little word with Mini-Johnny.

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You can't let Mini-Inel steal the limelight.

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You're the star of the show. Remember that.

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What's going on, bruv? Where's that Inel magic?

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You haven't even done the Inel laugh yet. Do the Inel laugh - ha ha! -

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to them.

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Oh, what you talking...?

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-HE SNIFFS

-Oh!

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Was that...?

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Was that you that did that?!

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Somebody cut to a sketch, quick!

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Hello.

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Ever been sat in the playground, chatting to your friends,

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when one of them says a word or a saying

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that you've never heard of before?

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Ever received a text message that you don't understand?

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Yes?

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Well, here at the Dictionary Of What Kids Say,

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we like to unveil those meanings,

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so you know just exactly what it is that your friends are saying.

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This week, "bare hilare".

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Now, this delightful little phrase

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is the combination of two words -

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the first, "bare", meaning "a lot of" or "very",

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and "hilare", the shortened version of the word "hilarious".

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Ha ha ha!

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HE COUGHS

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So together, this phrase is used when something is most hilarious.

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Let's take a look at it in action, shall we?

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Michelle, that joke was bare hilare!

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You're such a joker...joker, joker, joker, joker...joker...

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joker...joker... You're such a joker, Michelle! Oh, my gosh.

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Not like that Richie, though. Uh-uh.

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He steals all his jokes.

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But you, you're naturally bare hilare.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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HE COUGHS

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I think that was bare hilare.

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Join me next time, won't you,

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on the Dictionary Of What Kids Say.

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HE COUGHS

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1970s MUSIC PLAYS

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-Hi there.

-Oh, hiya, lads!

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-Hey, you look belting!

-Of course.

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So, what you got for us for dinner, then?

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Bit of this, bit of that, few tasty sorts?

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Minced beef surprise...

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or...

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macaroni fish.

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-You what?!

-It says on the board "veggie lasagne".

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-Not today, love.

-You're having a laugh!

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-We're first in the queue!

-You didn't hear it from me, right?

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It's been stolen!

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If you ask me, it's an inside job.

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Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show!

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ALL: Minis, Minis, Minis!

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Uh? The Minis?

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ALL: YES!

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Yeah, they're taking a nap.

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ALL: Awww!

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What is going on?!

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-They don't care about us any more.

-I know.

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It's like we're guests on our own show.

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This ain't right. I deserve better than this.

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Speaking of guests, we've still got our special guest

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-to come on the show today!

-Give it up for Lawson!

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CHEERING

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So we're Lawson and this is called Standing In The Dark.

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# Sitting here wide awake

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# Thinking about when I last saw you

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# I know you're not far away

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# I close my eyes and I still see you

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# Lying here next to me

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# Wearing nothing but a smile

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# Oh, yeah, yeah

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# I gotta leave right away

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# Counting cracks along the pavement

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# To see you face to face

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# Thinking about the conversation

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# I know I'm not one to change

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# I've never wanted nothing more

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# But as I walk up to your door

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# I'm standing in the dark

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# She's dancing on the table

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# I'm looking through the glass

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# She's someone else's angel

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# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

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# But I'm wanting you back, girl

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# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark

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# Oh, dark, dark

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# All I want to do is hide

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# But I can't stop myself from staring

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# Wishing his hands were mine

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# I can't stop myself from staring

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# As he turns down the lights

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# I'm feeling paralysed

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# And as he looks into her eyes

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# Oh, oh Yeah, all right

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# I'm standing in the dark

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# She's dancing on the table

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# I'm looking through the glass

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# She's someone else's angel

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# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

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# But I'm wanting you back, girl

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# And now I'm standing in the dark, dark

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# Oh, dark, dark

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# Oh, dark, dark

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# Oh, dark, dark

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# Yeah

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# Oh, oh, oh

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# I'm standing in the dark

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# I'm standing in the dark Oh, yeah

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# I'm standing in the dark

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# She's dancing on the table

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# I'm looking through the glass

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# She's someone else's angel

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# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

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# But I'm wanting you back, girl

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# Now I'm standing in the dark, dark

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# Oh, dark, dark

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# Oh, dark, dark

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# She's someone else's angel

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# She's someone else's angel. #

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Thank you!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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That was awesome, guys!

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-Quite awesome!

-Yes, serious rhythms.

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Uh...where are the Mini-Mes?

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-We came to see the Minis.

-Oh.

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-That's a bit awkward.

-Bit awkward.

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This is ridiculous!

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I know!

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Let's cut to a sketch.

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Hi! I'm Boris Horace.

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And I'm Norris Glauris.

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And welcome to the J&I News Network.

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Our top story today...

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TV hosts Johnny Cochrane and Inel Tomlinson's Mini-Mes

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have become an overnight sensation.

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Internet giant Doogle has released a statement saying,

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"The Mini-Mes have been searched more times in the last 23 hours

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"than Justin Bieber has in the last three years,"

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leading experts to dub this phenomenon as "Mini-Mever Fever."

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Hold on - this just in. I'm getting word that the Mini-Mes

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have actually crashed the entire internet.

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I am waiting for confirmation on that one, though.

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Hmm. I can't seem to access any of my emails,

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or any of my favourite CBBC websites.

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Well, there you have it.

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The Mini-Mes are just so popular

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that they've crashed the entire worldwide web.

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Well, we can't report the news without internet access.

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Indeed.

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So I guess that's us done.

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Well, tune in next time to the J&I News Network,

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with me, Boris Horace...

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and me, Norris Glauris.

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Ta-ta.

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I'll say bye-bye.

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No, seriously, I can't access any of my emails.

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A kid got dumped in the trash.

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Powers of the waste!

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..of Wasteman!

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Well! What have we here?

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Hello.

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Hello there.

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Can you tell me where the nearest bus stop is?

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I've just bought my son Ryan's birthday present,

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and I need to get it to him.

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-And what exactly did you buy for your son's birthday?

-Oh...

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I bought him some colouring pens and paints.

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I'm sorry - what is your name?

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The name's Omar...Omar Daze.

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And I'll have those colouring pens and paints.

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Rainbow waterproof square-nibs are among my favourites.

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You won't have these. These are for my son's birthday.

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We'll see about that.

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If I want them colouring pens, I'll have them colouring pens.

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I'm dazing people up left, right and centre.

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What's going on here?

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Who are you guys?

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Wait a minute. You're too cute to put in a daze.

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Do you want to do some drawings instead?

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I'm going to do the best drawing you've ever seen.

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It's going to be like the Mona Lisa by that Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Yeah! That's gorgeous.

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That's beautiful.

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You're naturals.

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Seriously, where did you go to art school?

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-Can I keep it?

-No.

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How about this? How about I get to keep the drawing

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and you guys can keep the colouring pens and paints?

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That's a deal.

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That's a deal.

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Are you Bearman?

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Are you Wasteman?

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I've seen you guys on CBBC.

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You're the ones that stopped Omar Daze, and got my son's present back!

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You two are real heroes.

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But they didn't even do anything!

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Huh!

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MINI-BEARMAN ROARS

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show.

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Hope you guys are enjoying it.

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Me and Johnny love our fans so much

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that we've got a special treat for you guys.

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-We have got a great performance for you guys.

-Oh, yeah.

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-You ready, Johnny?

-Look how excited they all are!

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-This is what we do it for, Inel.

-I know.

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Hit it!

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MUSIC STARTS

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# Put your hands up... #

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CHEERING

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It's working!

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# Put your hands up Put your hands up... #

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We're not on the scrap heap yet!

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Give them everything that you've got!

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AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis!

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That's it! Cut the music.

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-MUSIC STOPS

-We've given them everything we had.

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We did backflips, everything!

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We're just going to have to face it, Inel.

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The Minis are more popular than us.

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Thanks, Johnny(!) Look where another of your Johnny schemes has got us.

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Hey! Let's not start playing the blame game.

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-Eh?

-It's not your fault.

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-You what?!

-I forgive you.

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Let's cut to a sketch.

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That's what I said to him!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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You do know you're not supposed to be out here? Have you got clearance?

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Oh, come on, Mavis! You know me well. I'm here every day.

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My name's Inel.

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AAAAAAARGH! Sensational rhymes!

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You're like a modern-day Shakespeare!

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BELL RINGS

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I'll see you later.

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AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis!

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Minis! Minis! Minis!

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Minis! Minis! Minis!

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I can't take this!

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We've got to find a way to get back to being the stars of the show.

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-And to do that, we've got to get rid of the Minis.

-How will we do that?

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You've seen how popular they are. They're more popular than us. Look!

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AUDIENCE: Minis! Minis! Minis!

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Minis! Minis! Minis!

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Look, to get rid of the Minis, we've got to start using these.

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Whoa! I ain't headbutting no kids, man.

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What...?! You fool! I meant we've got to start using our brains.

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Oh, right, yeah, yeah!

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Just leave it with me, all right?

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Hold on - is this a Johnny scheme to get us out of another Johnny scheme?

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At this rate, we'll have Johnny and Inel talking dogs.

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We're definitely going to be finished.

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Minis! Minis! Minis!

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, no! They're getting even funnier.

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LAUGHTER

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It says "veggie lasagne" on the board.

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It's been stolen.

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We gotta focus.

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Who would steal a tray of vegetarian lasagne?

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A very hungry non-meat-eater.

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Afternoon, class.

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ALL: Afternoon, sir.

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Afternoon, sir.

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Sir!

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Nice shoes, sir.

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Oh, thanks, Regan. They're new on today.

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My wife got them for my birthday.

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Sir!

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Can I go to the toilet, sir?

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Me too, sir.

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Yeah, sure.

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Sir! Do you like my dancing, sir?

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# Bam-ke-bop, be-doum, be-bam-bam

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# Bam, bam, bam, baaahm Be-bam-bam, bam... #

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Yoink!

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# Be-de-bam, bam, bam, baaahm Be-bam-bam, bam

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# Baaaaaaaaaaahm! #

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Accept no imitations.

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Garlic bread!

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Don't forget your books.

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Sir!

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Do you like Italian cooking, sir?

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All right, all right! It was me.

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I took the veggie lasagnes.

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Banged to rights!

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I panicked!

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When it's your birthday, you have to provide lunch in the staff room.

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I forgot.

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Mrs Sellway brought an entire Chinese banquet.

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The stakes were so high!

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But you don't eat steaks, do you, sir?

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BOTH LAUGH

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High five!

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Welcome back to the Johnny and Inel Show!

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CHEERING

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Yeah, you'd better cheer, cos those Minis, they're gone.

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-Done.

-Yes. Sorry about that.

-Finished.

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Yeah, it turns out they had to go to Brazil.

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Brazil, meet the Minis.

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-Yeah, to...

-Go surfing.

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Do their homework.

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To go to...

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They had to do their homework while surfing.

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-Exactly.

-It's a new craze that's catching on.

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SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS

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-Right, I've got a joke to tell.

-Go on, Inel.

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Right. What's grey and has red spots?

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I don't know - what's grey and has red spots?

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An elephant with chickenpox!

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And it rhymes!

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-It's working, Inel.

-It is.

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-I've got a joke as well, Inel.

-Yeah?

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Two goldfish in a fish tank. One says to the other goldfish,

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"Hey, I'll drive. You shoot the rockets."

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Fish tank, yeah, get it!

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You don't have to explain it.

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My comedy doesn't need any explanation. It speaks for itself.

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Yeah, but they like us again.

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You're right!

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All right, guys, tune in next week,

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when we'll have some big sketches

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and a big new greet!

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Till next time - we'll keep making it look good...

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The only way Johnny and Inel could. Ha ha!

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Hit the music.

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