Episode 13 The Johnny & Inel Show

Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel show, guys.

My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

I splash some water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes

The sun's out shining I better stop rhyming

As mum's always telling me, "Fix up your timing!"

Now we got a show on CBBC

Sure all of my fans will be happy to see me

It's sick cos the time is here

Now sit back relax and get ready to cheer

BOTH: We're doing well as you can tell

-So here comes the show with Johnny

-And Inel.

It's the last episode of the series, it's gonna be a great one.

Let's see what's coming up on the show.

The Vamps...

# So beautiful it made me stay... #

The very best bits of Blondie.

In fact it should be called the Blondie party, NOT a wrap party.

Check my credentials!

And all the best guests from Bants in the Booth including

The Saturdays.

Let's check out the preparations for the wrap party.

You guys ready? We've got an end of series wrap party to get to.

Come on, Brennan, I want to dance.

-Yeah, we're coming, aren't we, Johnny?

-Inel, Inel!

Nobody turns up early to their own wrap party.

I bet none of the guests are even there yet.

Well, I'm going. Free food!

They're going.

Let them go.

It's cool to be fashionably late and I know all about being cool.

Do ya?

I don't feel pressure.

Oh, yeah?

-You look good, man.

-Do I?

-Yeah.

I think I look pretty ridiculous. Don't you think, guys?

Yeah!

Enjoy.

# J-J-J-J-Johnny! #

Is that what cool looks like, Johnny?

Let's see who else is coming to the wrap party.

Carter!

Blondie.

-Your name's not on the list, you ain't coming in.

-You lie!

He said your name's not on the list, love.

Oh, my golly, golly gosh! Excuse me!

Do you not know who I am? I'm Blondie.

I'm like the biggest star on the entire show.

In fact, it should be called the Blondie party, NOT a wrap party.

Check my credentials!

It's our favourite schoolgirl - Blondie!

Er, oh, my days, here are all my best bits.

Arrrgghhh!!

Oh my golly, golly gosh!

Oh my golly, golly, golly gosh!

Oh, my Go-o-od...!

There's nothing to stop the new age Destiny's Child -

we're gonna run this school.

MUSIC: "Run The World" by Beyonce

What do you want, Shanice?

Oh, it's on, Shanice.

It couldn't be any more on.

Shanice, aren't you listening? I just said it's ON!

-On!

-On didley on!

-On-ony-on-on!

-# On and on and on! #

I don't think she heard me, girls.

I said it's on, on, on, on!

# On, on, on, on, on! #

If you've quite finished.

Not yet.

# On, on, on, on, on! #

Now I'm done.

Uh-oh.

Let me tell you a little something,

something about myself that you might not know, boys.

Seeing as you're new to all of this. You see this door here?

It's mine, everything on this side of the door belongs to me.

So, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna help you out

so this little incident doesn't happen again.

As you can see, my family's pretty crazy.

Insane in the membrane!

Insane in the brain.

# Teach me how to dougie t-t-teach me how to dougie

# Teach me how to dougie T-t-teach me how to dougie.

# T-t-teach me how to dougie Teach me how to dougie... #

Oh my days, mate.

-You'll never guess who's just got with your mum!

-Who?!

Oh my golly, golly gosh!

Toodle-pip!

Arrivederci!

Au revoir! Oh, my gosh, that was like so funny.

All right, you can go in.

Thank you.

Oh, my golly, golly, gosh!

This party is long!

It's gonna be even longer when I leave. Now!

You can do it, Shotcaller.

If you can defeat the evil dragon at the end of Age of Stonecross,

this'll be a piece of cake.

You're right, I should use my experience in games

and online gaming to help me in real life.

Here are all the things I've learned.

Welcome back, gamers. Long time no game.

I'm Shotcaller007.

And I'm madjimbo28. Game on!

-Game on!

-Game on!

We want to have good-looking characters

because on this game there's female characters.

You wanna go on a cyber date!

-Shut up, Madjimbo, you do!

-No, you do!

-You do!

-You do!

-You do.

This is awesome. Look how fit I'm getting.

SOCCER CHANTING

-What are you doing?

-I'm cheering you on.

LOUD RATTLING

BELL RINGS

Stay back! Stay back!

She killed me!

Now it's back to the real world.

This lemon elixir of courage to get me suitably prepared.

Here goes!

Good luck, young Padawan!

HE WHISPERS TO DJ

What did she say?

She said yes!

-Oh, no way!

-I CAN play Justin Bieber.

Game on!

Scotch eggs - baggit

Cherry muffin - baggit!

Sausage roll - baggit!

Rudy and Boyyer are being cheeky at the buffet. Let's see them

back at the checkout in our favourite Baggit.

All right, madam, bruv.

Streaky bacon - baggit!

Box of raisins - baggit!

Pack of raisins baggit!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I can't let you have that last item unless I see some ID first.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got to be 18 or over

for to buy razor blades.

80 or over?

Well, I'm not 80 or over yet.

Yo, bruv...

Did she just say 18 or 80, bruv?

I can't take that risk, boy.

What you gonna use them for?

Well, I need to shave me legs.

Look, madam bruv, yeah,

you need ID to prove you're over age. You get me, bruv?

She don't get you, Boyyer.

I got this, I got this, I know how to talk to people.

RAPS: Went to the club Waiting in the line

Want to see Letitia Ain't seen her in time

Man asked me if I had ID

I didn't so I had to go home quickly.

Show me some ID or you ain't having the blades.

Unbaggit!

Purple toothbrush - baggit!

Hay fever tablets - baggit!

Shame Beanie and Fro Fro couldn't make it to the wrap party,

but here are some of their best bits.

Eh, Beanie.

What?

Where are you originally from?

I come from the sunny island of Jamaica.

Can you shut up, please?

Cos Jamai-kin' me angry.

Hahaha!

Why did the squirrel swim backstroke?

To keep his nuts dry! Hahaha!

That's just rude, man.

What do you call a boy sat under a cow?

Me nah care.

Pat! Hahaha!

What is invisible and smells of carrots?

-What is it?

-Rabbit trumps. Hahaha!

A man walks into the doctors and he says he keeps wetting himself.

The doctor says, "Urine trouble".

Hahaha!

Me nah find you funny, Fro Fro.

Beanie, they're just jokes.

Let's see who's the next guest at the wrap party.

Oh, it's the brothers from Rampz.

Whoa! Where do you think you're going?

-Strictly no wheels.

-Roll on, fellas, roll on.

Go on, off you pop.

Thanks, Regan and Carter, good door work.

This is why we didn't want Chad and Daryl at the party.

Skate till late!

Big backa boss boom!

Look at these grinds, they're grinds! Grind!

Where is my locally sourced piccalilli?

What is going on with this thing?

THEY LAUGH

And people are like, "Hey, when are you gonna stop grinding, Chad?"

I'm like, "Never!" Ain't that right, Glen?

I don't know, I wasn't there.

It's not as good as the one I had last year, you know,

that was worth, like, 700 or something. Wasn't it, Glen?

Don't know, I wasn't there.

But I've had worse like this, way worse, haven't I, Glen?

I don't know, I wasn't there.

See it? Saw it? You caught that? Did you catch it?

You caught it?

Johnny, we're gonna need to get a move on

if we're gonna make it to our own party.

We're not gonna make it to our own party.

I'm going without you.

OK, OK. I've finished getting ready.

Finished getting ready? You should have been ready 15 minutes ago.

Inel, do you know how much hard work and time it takes to maintain this?!

Do you think I just roll out of bed like this?

The hair takes time and commitment.

Urgh, you sound like Ernesto!

'Let's see some of The Salon's best bits to see what I'm talking about.'

Welcome to the great Ernesto Salon.

And me, Julio.

Julio, give me some music.

MUSIC PLAYS

Julio...

-lightning!

-Lightning!

'What's he going to do with that?!'

Kipper!

'Isn't that my lunch?'

Ramon noodle.

'I'm pretty sure you don't cut hair with them.'

Julio, feathers!

Feathers.

HE COOS

HE CAWS

'Looks like a live bird, that.'

-Onions!

-Oni-oni-oni!

'I've got tears in me eyes.'

'What's he doing with that?'

'Oh, you need the sun.'

I am done! Voila!

'I don't know if she's going to like it.

'That's my favourite, that one.

-'Oh, no.

-I used to have hair like that as a kid.'

I don't like it.

Julio.

Eat!

'Oh, he's going to go.

'He's gone.'

I hope I never have to go to the Salon.

I'd love to go the booth, though, for a bit of bants.

# Bants in the booth. #

-Is that The Saturdays?

-Nah, that can't be The Saturdays.

-Hi!

-Hello!

-Hi, it's me.

-Conor Maynard! This is awesome!

-Who's that?

-Is that MKS? No! No!

I've been waiting for this day. What's going on, girls?

Are you really Wretch or are you, like, a fake Wretch?

No, I think it's me because I can tell by the shirt.

-It's Doc Brown.

-Ah, wicked. How you doing, Doc Brown? Are you cool?

-What's happening?

-Give me some skin, bruv. Respect!

Me as well. Me as well.

Oh, hello!

What other CBBC shows are there that you particularly like?

I like shows that make me laugh with sketches, maybe a bit of music,

interesting characters, costumes, silly wigs, stuff like that.

But there's nothing out there.

No, I watch your show. I love it, man.

Who's got the most embarrassing music in their collection?

-I would personally say Molly.

-Probably me.

Although I don't think so, but the girls don't really let me

-play the iPod in the car.

-What's embarrassing is sometimes in the car

and she's full-blast listening to us, The Saturdays!

-I'm a fan of the band.

-Yeah, I'm the same.

I like the sound of my own voice as well.

Always listening to me own tracks.

HE WHISTLES

One more time!

# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

# And Inel

# Johnny, Johnny, Johnny

# And Inel

# But mainly Johnny

# Yeah, mainly Johnny

# And then there's Conor Maynard. #

I'll be real with you. I don't think I've ever shared that with anybody,

so that's a world exclusive.

-One, two, three. Hold that.

-Hold it there.

-Hold that.

-Hold it.

-Hold it there.

It's coming now.

-Hold it.

-Hold it.

-Hold it.

-Hold it.

Hold it. Hold it.

Hold it. Hold it.

Oh!

Here's a chatty duo that are definitely not

coming to the party.

-Hiya.

-You all right? How are you doing?

-Good, yeah.

-Yeah, I'm good.

Hang about. What's this? New wallpaper?

Oh, that. That's nothing.

-I just fancied a change, didn't I?

-Oh, come off it.

You've had that wallpaper since factory.

-Trying to impress someone, are we?

-Oh, shut up!

-Maybe.

-See, I know you better than your own user manual.

Who is it?

-Oh, just some device. He's coming over today.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-So, is he better than the last one with his micro-SIM?

-Oh, yeah.

-This one's well different.

-Different, is he?

Yeah, proper different. He's got, like, 30 megapixel camera.

-30 megapixel camera?

-Yeah.

-Fancy.

Mmm. Full HD, true colour screen

and he's got a slim, aluminium chamfered-edge body.

-Chamfered-edge body?

-Yeah, well chamfered.

Oh, nice. Go on. Go on.

Expandable storage.

-Oh, my days.

-Mmmm.

And he's got a massive 7.3 inch touch-screen.

He's got 7.3 inches?

7.3 inches of super-sensitive multi touch.

Ding dong merrily on Wi-Fi!

I know. Proper device.

-He sounds it.

-Mmm-hmm. His name's Pablo.

Right. Well, you've got my attention, Shelly.

He sounds well impressive.

So, when am I going to get to meet him?

Oh, you get to meet him now. He's coming. He's coming.

Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. Don't let on. Don't let on.

Hi! I'm Shelly.

Hola. I am Pablo.

Oh!

Oh, no! I think she has crashed.

Oh, what is she like?

Now for the highlight of the party, let's give it up for the Vamps.

I'm going.

-Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming.

-We're going to miss the Vamps.

# I was walking away

# But she's so beautiful it made me stay

# I don't know her name

# But I'm hoping she might feel the same

# Here I go again

# She got my heart again

# Tonight we'll dance

# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

# We won't look back

# Take my hand and we will shine

# Whoa oh oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I've got a wild heart. #

One, two, three, four!

# Stay here, my dear

# Feels like I've been standing right here for years

# My mind's beat up

# Tell me that you feel this

# That I won't give up

# I won't give up

# Tonight we'll dance

# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

# We won't look back

# Take my hand and we will shine

# Whoa oh oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I've got a wild heart

# Tonight we'll dance

# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

# We won't look back

# Take my hand and we will shine

# Whoa oh oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I've got a wild heart

# Whoa oh oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I've got a wild heart. #

-What a great party. We should have got here earlier, Inel.

-Ohh!

Uh-oh. Looks like our producer Dinah is having some trouble

with some gate crashers.

Sshhh! Sshhh!

GROWLING

I know, I know. I hear you.

Sshhh!

I hear you. I know what you're saying, it's getting out of hand.

-Yep. Uh-hm.

-Sshhh!

Well, if it carries on like this,

I'll put a lifetime ban on the Librarian.

Right?

Those guys were from WWJI, along with these other crazy characters.

I'll be your waiter this evening.

I'm going to serve you up a delicious array of moves.

To start, I will tip your soup all over your lap.

Next, I will sprinkle my dandruff...

Urgh! Dandruff.

..all over you beef Wellington!

-Can't eat this now!

-And to finish, I will serve your dinner

in an extremely hot place which I will not have warned you about.

-Oh, yeah?

-Enjoy.

-Oh, yeah?

Well, I'm going to waddle on over there and peck at your ankle.

That's right. Then I'm going to go up there in your face

and start quacking real loud.

Quack, quack! Quack, quack!

Then I'm going to feed you some stale, mouldy bread

and see how you like it.

That's fighting talk.

You ain't going to get out of here dry, sucker!

Do not miss out on this once in a lifetime event.

Quack quack. Quack quack.

Tickets go on sale midnight tonight. Be there or be square.

Sshhh!

All right, I got the message, Librarian.

Oh, but it looks like we missed all the fun.

-Where is everybody?

-Yeah, I know.

Not a Scotch egg in sight.

There's a couple of sausage rolls, though.

I'm not even sure I like sausage rolls.

Oh, look. There's Mo dancing.

Someone needs to show that guy some real dance moves

and I'm the guy to do it.

This is what I'm talking about, Inel. My favourite dance of the series.

Are you ready to rock? Are you ready to rock?

Electric shock!

Shock!

Shock!

Shock!

Go, Brennan! Go, Brennan! Go, Brennan!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Right. We're nearly done, Inel.

Just time to thank Brennan, the director.

He's given us a lot of laughs across the series.

Stop that! What you doing? It's not fair.

Dinah the producer, she still runs the show.

He got too close.

-Hold steady, Brennan.

-I'm trying.

If anyone has to stop breathing round here, it's Brennan.

How about a Mo show?

Now YOU'RE really starting to get on my nerves.

I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll fill in.

Mo the runner, he still wants to be famous.

-(RAPS)

-Johnny can't test me when he's on TV

Everybody say, never going to know

Come on, BBC

Give me The Mo Show.

It's not The Mo Show so button it

and let me listen to my music for once.

And not forgetting Gayle the DJ,

she still spins the wheels on the J and I decks.

It's been a good series, man. Nice working with you.

Yeah, it's been nice working with you.

We've had loads of fun and we hope you have too.

But before we go, here's the very best bits from behind the scenes.

The cheaper brand is better...

HE LAUGHS

These cameras are for you. Cameras?

MUSIC: "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk

No way!

No way...!

Shall I...? No, it's fine. You can just...

Shall I...? It's fine.

# We've come too far

# To give up who we are... #

Welcome to the tip sketch...

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

You know what I'm going to say - hit the music!

-Thanks for tuning in, guys.

-See you later, guys.

-Yep!

-Bye.

-Ah-ha!