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-It's been a really super day today, Miss Lovely.

-Thank you, Laura.

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-Did you enjoy the nature trail, boys?

-It was OK.

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Only OK? How can you say that, Lester Large?

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It was amazing! All those beautiful flowers

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-and butterflies!

-Not as good as the adventure park.

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-There's skateboarding there.

-And a boating lake.

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And a brilliant go-kart track.

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And especially for you, Laura, there's even a model farm,

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with calves, lambs and rabbits, and a pets' corner.

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Pets' corner? Well, maybe it wouldn't be SO bad.

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But not as much fun as the seaside. That's where I'd rather go.

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Everyone, get your things together. We're here.

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ENGINE FALTERS

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Oh, dear, that doesn't sound good!

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That doesn't sound good at all.

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I'm sorry to say I have some sad news for you,

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the garage says our faithful old minibus is beyond repair!

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-ALL:

-Oh, no!

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Does that mean no more school trips, Miss Lovely?

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Yes, I'm afraid it does.

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At least until we can afford to buy a new bus.

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But buses are expensive.

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Where would we get the money?

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I suppose we could have a concert at the school.

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-That would bring in something.

-How about a quiz, Miss Lovely?

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Yes, that's a very good idea, Laura.

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-Or a sponsored run.

-Or a car-boot sale.

-I know! A bring-and-buy sale.

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-No, a disco...

-Not all at once, everyone.

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You're very quiet, Lester, don't you have a suggestion?

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I was, er, thinking...

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Oh, why don't we, erm, have everything on one day?

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Oh, yes. You mean like a fete?

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Yes, yes, a fete, that's it.

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That's not a bad idea, Lester, well done.

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So, let's all put our thinking caps on.

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We need lots of ideas, to make it a fabulous day.

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And whoever's idea makes the most money for the fund

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-can choose where the class goes on their first minibus trip.

-Yay!

-Wow!

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So you see, Mum, you've just got to win,

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then we can go to the adventure park!

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Lester says they've got a model farm and a pets' corner there.

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Oh, you'd like that, Laura.

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Well, you'll both have to come up with some good ideas.

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I'm going to do face painting.

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Lovely flowers and butterflies, just like on the nature trail.

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That sounds lovely, Laura.

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Have you got an idea, Luke?

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Sort of...

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Well, kind of.

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That's a no, then?

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Well, I've got an idea for you.

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How about this...

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..guess how many sweets in the jar?

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Just fill the jar with sweets

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and everyone has to guess how many.

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The nearest guess wins.

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Wow, yes, brilliant! Thanks, Mum.

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Hmm, what are your dad and Lester up to out there?

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They're building a gunge machine, Mum. Lester says it's a secret.

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Nobody must know.

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SAWING FROM THE GARDEN

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< Larry!

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< Lester, tea's ready!

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Come on, Lester, we can finish that later.

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Very strange.

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Hmm...

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Agh!

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Help! >

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-What on earth...?!

-HE CHUCKLES

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Looks like Sebastian has discovered your gunge machine, Lester!

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You're lucky, Sebastian, it's only water this time, but I'm using

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real gunge for the fete.

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They've got what, Sebastian?

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A gunge machine. It's brilliant!

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Covers you in real yucky green gunge.

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It will make loads of money for the school fund.

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The Large family will win and I won't get to go to the seaside.

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Have no fear, Sebastian.

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I'll get you and your class to the seaside, by hook or by crook.

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Anything the Larges can do, the Smarts can do better.

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Seymour?

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'I've got a job for you.'

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Hee-hee!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Ha-ha-ha! Hmm...

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Linda, I wonder if I could borrow... Oh.

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Cakes. Hmm.

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And how clever of you to make them all...odd shapes.

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The children love them.

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Sebastian adores mine!

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That's why I'm entering the homemade cake competition at the school fete.

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Oh, are you? So am I.

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How brave.

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-And I intend to win, Sheena.

-So do I, Linda.

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And I'm just going to have to make sure I win, aren't I?

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And win, I shall. Ooh!

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No point making my own when somebody else makes them so much better.

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Ha-ha! Bit big, Dad.

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The point is, it'll keep everyone nice and dry.

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We can't have them walking round all afternoon covered in gunge.

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Whoa, Seb, what is that?

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Splat the Rat. You put the rat in here

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and drop it down the tube.

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To win, you have to hit the rat before it hits the bucket.

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No way that tube's going to make more money than my gunge machine!

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Hmm...

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448.

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Nowhere near!

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(312. Don't tell anyone!)

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Thank you for coming to what I'm sure will be an excellent day.

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So, without further ado,

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I declare the school fete well and truly open!

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CHEERING

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-Wow!

-EXCITED CHATTER

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Right, Lester, time to drum up some business.

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OK, Dad.

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Roll up, roll up!

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Beat the gunge machine and win a big bag of homemade cakes!

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Roll up for er, Splat the Rat... Erm...

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No chance, Sebastian, I've got you beaten all the way!

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Here's the result of the homemade cake competition.

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And the winner, with some rather delicious fancy cakes, is...

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Mrs Smart! CHEERING

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All the cakes entered will now be on sale.

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-Well done, Sheena.

-Thank you! Thank you!

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It was nothing!

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HE WHISPERS

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HE WHISPERS

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Want a spider. A big black one, with pointy teeth!

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Oh.

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THEY LAUGH

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Come on, try Splat the Rat and win yourself two bags of homemade cakes!

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Roll up, roll up!

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Hmm!

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Seaside, here I come!

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-Looks like Sebastian's winning, Dad.

-Because his prize is better, Lester.

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If only we had some more cakes!

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Forget cakes, Dad, I've got the best prize ever!

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Beat the gunge machine and win my very own skateboard!

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EXCITED CHATTER

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-Oh!

-There you are, Mr Short,

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the very last one.

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Well, the judges were right, Sheena.

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People do seem to like your cakes better than mine.

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The loser will pay a forfeit,

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like trying to beat your son's gunge machine.

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Wait a minute,

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this isn't homemade, this is a Superior Chocolate Fancy!

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I sell them in the shop.

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What?! Are you sure?

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I'd know a Superior Chocolate Fancy anywhere!

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You mean you cheated?

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Mrs Smart, how could you?!

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I, er...

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Erm...

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THEY LAUGH

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You don't want a spider, do you?

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-Oh, no, I hate spiders.

-Good.

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I want to be a witch,

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with a big warty trunk.

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-Oh!

-Now, it's time for the result

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of the Guess How Many Sweets In The Jar competition.

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And the winner, with a correct guess of...27,

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is Peter Perfect!

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CHEERING

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Now, I have some wonderful news.

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We have made enough money this afternoon

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to buy the brand new minibus.

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So, thank you, all. And an especially big thank you to our winner today,

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who made the most money for the fund,

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-Lester Large!

-That's wonderful, Lester!

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-Yeah!

-Well done, son!

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And don't forget, Lester,

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your prize is to decide where the class goes on their first trip.

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That's easy, we're going to...

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ALL: ..the adventure park!

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