Tractors The Muckers

-All right? That's Thomas.

-That's Matt.

-That's Sam.

-And I'm Lorna.

No, I'm Lorna.

Oh, yeah, you are.

And we are...

Ride on.

Basically, when we're not working on the farm

in the holidays down here in lovely Cornwall,

we're making vlogs for you guys.

But now a serious song about something that we seriously love.

But we'll let the song do the talking.

Tractors!

-You spoiled it.

-Tractors!

-What did you do that for?

-Cos I love tractors.

I really, really love tractors.

Just roll the tape.

# We're The Muckers

# We're not truckers

# So the wheels we favour have a slightly different flavour

# It's got magic they call the X factor

# It's the dream appeal when we pulling a tractor

# I got two leather seats and air conditioning

# A sinky drink-holder for my Drinkety Drink

# Hydraulics, twin beacons and plenty horsepower

# This mother lover goes 20 mile an hour

# Flashing amber lights, PTO shaft

# That's power takeoff, it's a real spacecraft

# Front linkage and wheels like a Batmobile

# And a Tupperware box for the fresh pasty meal

# I got a tractor I got a tractor

# I got a tractor

# And 'tis the farming factor

# An agricultural chic, I rock provincial styles

# In the tractor on the hill

# I'm seen for miles and miles and miles

# So when you got a tractor, let's get down to the looks

# This ain't the stuff you get off city hooks

# Now you've got to have a cap and some overalls

# We're talking nylon, Dralon, nothing natural at all

# Our boots You need Wellington boots

# And boots

# And boots

-# They know that, Matt

-# And boot

# All right, then, Matt

# I feel big

# I feel like a lord in this rig

# Never feeling bored

# Driving up and down, up and down, up and down...

# Driving up and down, up and down

# Never feel lonely when I'm driving up and down

# Cos when I look out there's always cows around

# Got my tractor in my shed, don't know what to do

# My chemical issues I got to sort through

# I'm looking pretty handsome with oil on my hands

# I get checked out by all the girls in the land

# I got a tractor, fool, and it's stowing my bale

# And it's pretty darn cool for riding in the field

# And when there's heaps of muckers, that's my style

# I can shovel it up or just put it in a pile

# Uh-huh A tractor's pretty cool

# And I love the way he's piling up that poo

# And with these wheels for steering there's nothing I'm fearing

# Cos with a ride like this I'll get spotted by Ed Sheeran

# I got a tractor

# He got a tractor

# I got a tractor

# He got a tractor

# I got a tractor

# He got a tractor It's just the farming factor

# That was fleek, weren't it? #