Manure The Muckers


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All right? What's on? We're the Muckers.

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I'm Matt, this is Lorna, Sam and Thomas.

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And we're proper Cornish farmers from down here in beautiful

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Cornwall.

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And when we're not at school or working on the farm we're

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creating vlogs for you guys.

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This time we're going to do a song for you about something

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that, as farmers, we love.

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-And this may surprise you.

-Poo!

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-I haven't done anything, it's probably Lorna.

-Oi!

-No, poo!

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Muck, manure, the song.

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Just roll the tape.

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-OH!

-What? It wasn't me. Come back here.

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# There's a new wind blowing in the air

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# And there's another lot that we'd like to share

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# It might make you wrinkle, wrinkle up your nose

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# But it was time to focus now it's better than a rose

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# And what us farmers know is we love it for sure

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# We're loving it for everything

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# We call it manure

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# Now join with us in this...

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# Now you know there's boys and girls out there gunning fertilizer

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# It's brown stinky socks that feeds our crops

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# It feeds meat, barley, maize and all vegetations

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# It even feeds the hops for the fermentation

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# Oats, rye and turnip

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# And all kinds of green

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# Soya cabbage, broccoli and tasty green beans

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# Carrots, beans, rhubarb and spuds to boil

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# So let's celebrate the cows that dump on the soil

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# See these lovely magic muffins that grace our fields?

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# Feeding the crops and improving our yield

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# And feeding the grass and making it grow

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# Passes through the cow

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# And onto the ground which feeds the soil which feeds

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# The grass which feeds the cow and that is how it goes round

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# And round and round and round

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# When you stand in manure it's a cyclical story

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# And to stand in nature in all of its glory

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# You may think it's smelly when you get it on your welly

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# And it reeks of poo when you get it on your shoe

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# It's a right proper scandal if you get it on your sandal

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# But don't lose your cool

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# Don't get in a stink because it's a natural necessity

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# We must celebrate

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# And next time you're riding through the countryside

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# And you catch a little whiff of a cow's inside

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# Poop, poo, cacky, it's the mucky manure

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# Dropping out the back of the cow plop pats

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# It's beautiful

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# Manure

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# It's poo-tiful

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# Manure

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# It's the cream for the crops

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# Manure

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# It's Top of the Pops

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# It's manure

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# We love it. #

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It's manure!

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Four Cornish teenage farmers and comedy vloggers sing songs about manure, tractors and Shakespeare.

The Muckers sing a song about something that, as farmers, they love and might surprise you - because the song is about something stinky.


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