Manure The Muckers

All right? What's on? We're the Muckers.

I'm Matt, this is Lorna, Sam and Thomas.

And we're proper Cornish farmers from down here in beautiful

Cornwall.

And when we're not at school or working on the farm we're

creating vlogs for you guys.

This time we're going to do a song for you about something

that, as farmers, we love.

-And this may surprise you.

-Poo!

-I haven't done anything, it's probably Lorna.

-Oi!

-No, poo!

Muck, manure, the song.

Just roll the tape.

-OH!

-What? It wasn't me. Come back here.

# There's a new wind blowing in the air

# And there's another lot that we'd like to share

# It might make you wrinkle, wrinkle up your nose

# But it was time to focus now it's better than a rose

# And what us farmers know is we love it for sure

# We're loving it for everything

# We call it manure

# Now join with us in this...

# Now you know there's boys and girls out there gunning fertilizer

# It's brown stinky socks that feeds our crops

# It feeds meat, barley, maize and all vegetations

# It even feeds the hops for the fermentation

# Oats, rye and turnip

# And all kinds of green

# Soya cabbage, broccoli and tasty green beans

# Carrots, beans, rhubarb and spuds to boil

# So let's celebrate the cows that dump on the soil

# See these lovely magic muffins that grace our fields?

# Feeding the crops and improving our yield

# And feeding the grass and making it grow

# Passes through the cow

# And onto the ground which feeds the soil which feeds

# The grass which feeds the cow and that is how it goes round

# And round and round and round

# When you stand in manure it's a cyclical story

# And to stand in nature in all of its glory

# You may think it's smelly when you get it on your welly

# And it reeks of poo when you get it on your shoe

# It's a right proper scandal if you get it on your sandal

# But don't lose your cool

# Don't get in a stink because it's a natural necessity

# We must celebrate

# And next time you're riding through the countryside

# And you catch a little whiff of a cow's inside

# Poop, poo, cacky, it's the mucky manure

# Dropping out the back of the cow plop pats

# It's beautiful

# Manure

# It's poo-tiful

# Manure

# It's the cream for the crops

# Manure

# It's Top of the Pops

# It's manure

# We love it. #

It's manure!