Dan TDM's Playlist The Playlist

Oh, OK, another day, another Playlist.

Let's see what's coming up on today's show. Ooh.

-SAY WHAT?!

-ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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That was a little bit loud. OK, next one.

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HE SPLUTTERS

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S-sorry! Sorry, Greg.

Sorry.

BWOOP!

Some good choices on the way, you guys.

SPROING!

Who's... Who's that?

I'm Dan TDM, and welcome to my Playlist,

where we play the music that you want to hear.

Yes, it is Dan's Playlist, which means it's game on!

Here's whruble...pleh...

THEY LAUGH

..game on! And here's who I'm up against this week.

With 17 million subs,

he's the second most subscribed vlogger in the UK.

He's racked up over 11 billion views.

He's a gamer, a vlogger, a world-record holder and an author.

This week's Playlist host is Dan TDM.

Do you know what, Dan? You're quite good at gaming, I think.

But do you know what? Not as good as Radio 1's Greg James.

Mm...I don't know.

Shall we give it a go?

Bring it on, TDM! You're nothing against the might of Greg TD-ous!

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BWOOP-BOOM!

-Ha-ha! Yes!

-ARGH!

Now shall we try something you're good at, Greg?

Yes, whatever. Let's do the chart.

# Making a fool of me, I'm so keen... #

This is MK's first-ever appearance in the UK top ten. This is 17.

# I'm gonna fight for you, you know where I'll be... #

Marshmello gave Selena her very own Marshmello helmet this week,

and it even matched her shoes.

This is Marshmello and Selena Gomez with Wolves.

This is the third top-ten track for both Stormzy and MNEK.

This is Blinded By Your Grace, Part Two.

# I said a prayer this morning... #

# Always too good at goodbyes... #

Sam Smith revealed his biggest diva demand is...

..having his laces done up for him.

Same here.

This is Too Good At Goodbyes.

# And I miss you... #

Check out Clean Bandit and Julia Michaels'

Live Lounge performance of this. This is I Miss You.

# Yeah, I miss you

# Though I'm tryin' not to right now... #

According to DJ Khalid -

or "DeeeJaay Khaaaalid" as he's more commonly known -

Big Shaq is a legend.

We agree. This is Man's Not Hot.

Yeah.

This is the highest-charting track for both Marshmello and Khalid. Ooh!

It's Silence.

# No, no, no

# I've been quiet for too long... #

Perfect has spent a staggering 30 weeks in the charts.

This is Ed Sheeran.

# Dancing in the dark... #

# Over the hills and far away... #

This is Rita's 11th top-ten single.

This is Anywhere, Rita Ora.

# Anywhere, anywhere

# I know we've got to get away... #

Camila Cabello has confirmed that she's finished her debut album -

finally!

This is Camila Cabello featuring Young Thug, it's Havana,

and it's number one.

# My heart is in Havana My heart is in Havana

# Havana, ooh-na-na

# Jeffery just graduated, fresh on campus... #

Good. And there'll be more chart from me, same time next week.

Thank you, Greg. See you next week.

But maybe you should brush up on your gaming skills for then.

Forget about gaming skills, Dan, because, right now,

it's all about the Playlist and who you, the viewers, have voted for.

That's right, we gave you six choices -

How Long, Charlie Puth.

Personal, The Vamps and Maggie Lindemann.

Anywhere, Rita Ora.

Call It What You Want, Taylor Swift.

Learn To Let Go, Kesha.

And All I Want For Christmas Is You by Fifth Harmony.

But who did you vote for this week?

In third place on your Playlist, it's...

-Yes, one of my personal favourites.

-Top fave.

# Over the hills and far away

# A million miles from LA

# Just anywhere away with you

# I know we've got to get away

# Someplace where no-one knows our name

# We'll find the start of something new

# Just take me anywhere, take me anywhere

# Anywhere away with you

# Just take me anywhere, take me anywhere

# Anywhere away with you

# Fun, little less fun

# Little less over, over, over, over, me

# Oh, fun, little less fun

# Little less over, over, over, over, me

# Truth comes out when we're blacking out

# Looking for connection in a crowd of empty faces, empty faces

# Your secrets are the only thing I'm craving now

# The good, and the bad, and the end

# Cos I can take it, I can take it

# You're painting me a dream that I

# Wouldn't belong in, wouldn't belong in

# Over the hills and far away

# A million miles from LA

# Just anywhere away with you

# I know we've got to get away

# Someplace where no-one knows our name

# We'll find the start of something new

# Just take me anywhere, take me anywhere... #

A great choice as always, you guys.

But before we find out who's in second place

and who has indeed won this week's Playlist,

Dan, it's time for a challenge.

Well, no challenge is too big for me. Bring it on.

I-I will.

OK. So, Dan, the challenge is this -

I'm going to show you some music videos,

and you've just got to guess who they are. Sounds easy, right?

-Yeah.

-However, there's a twist. Yes, there's a twist.

I've actually run them through my games console,

and they've kind of come out sort of pixelated and retro,

-so you can't really see what it is.

-Oh.

-Still up for it?

-Yeah, sure.

-Great! Let's do it.

OK, first one. Here we go.

8-BIT VERSION OF POP SONG PLAYS

It's nice, isn't it, to listen to.

It is nice, but I don't recognise it.

It looks like they're at a beach or something.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, I think I might know it.

It's not Despacito, is it?

Is it Despacito?

-Yes!

-Yes!

OK, next one.

8-BIT VERSION OF POP SONG PLAYS

-I can't even work out what that is.

-It's just a blur!

-I know.

I think they're people, but... Oh, that's a Christmas song!

-No, it's not.

-That is a Christmas song. It's...

-Last Christmas, is that it?

-Yes, it is!

You got that on the final shot there.

That's why we can't tell, because it's all snow.

OK, here we go. Next one.

8-BIT VERSION OF POP SONG PLAYS

-They sound really good 8-bit, though.

-They do!

They should release this.

They'll got more bunce if they do it the second time around as well.

I know what it is.

I'm going to sit back like this cos I know what it is.

I might need some clues. I actually have no idea.

I can't even figure out what was on the screen.

OK, she has got a set of rules. That's all I'm going to tell you.

-A set of rules?

-Yeah.

-You've still lost me.

-It's a new set of rules.

-You've still lost me.

New rules.

I'll never get that.

You've got this next one.

8-BIT VERSION OF SONG PLAYS

-Yeah?

-Yeah, it's...

-This is Taylor Swift.

-Yes.

-Jumping Taylor Swift.

What's the song? HE HUMS ALONG WITH THE TUNE

-I don't know the title!

-You do know it!

-You're gonna what?

-Shake It Off!

-Yes!

Right, next song. Go. You can do this! You can do this, Dan!

8-BIT VERSION OF POP SONG PLAYS

-Yep, you know this.

-Oh, yeah, I know this one.

This is Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You, right?

-Yeah!

-Straight away, the speed!

-The video did not help at all.

-What is that?

-Cos that is just green.

-Who's made this?

LAUREN HUMS ALONG WITH THE TUNE

8-BIT VERSION OF POP SONG PLAYS

-That's definitely... That's Bruno Mars, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-And the song is... Iconic blazer.

-That's an iconic hat as well.

Up...

-No, I still don't know.

-Town.

-Uptown Funk! Of course!

-Yes!

That's got to count as a half point.

Yeah, for sure. You did so well. Well done!

Give yourself a pat on the back, go on.

-Well, I think you did very well.

-Thanks.

You were saying, "Oh, I'm going to be rubbish at this,"

and then turns out you're really, really good.

I just have a talent for 8-bit.

-Speaking of winners, on with the show.

-Yeah, that's right.

You vote, we play - and not just video games.

Let's see who you chose in second place.

In second place on this week's Playlist is...

-Nice!

-You like him, don't you? You like him.

-I do, a lot.

# I'll admit I was wrong

# What else can I say, girl?

# Can't you play my head and not my heart?

# I was drunk, I was gone

# That don't make it right, but

# I promise there were no feelings involved, mm-hmm

# She said, "Boy, tell me honestly

# "Was it really just for show?"

# Yeah

# She said, "Save your apologies

# "Baby, I just gotta know

# "How long has this been going on?

# "You've been creepin' round on me

# "While you're calling me baby

# "How long has this been going on?

# "You've been acting so shady

# "I've been feeling it lately, baby"

# I'll admit it's my fault

# But you've gotta believe me

# When I say it only happened once

# I tried and I tried

# But you'll never see that

# You're the only one I want to love

# Ohh, yeah

# She said, "Boy, tell me honestly

# "Was it real or just for show?"

# She said, "Save your apologies

# "Baby, I just gotta know

# "How long has this been... " #

A great second place choice there, you guys,

but before we find out the winner, it's time for this.

It's a great band, a great game.

It's time for New Hope Club - Say What?

# You got me falling like the rain

# Cos my body turns to water

# Water... #

-ALL:

-Hi, we're New Hope Club.

-And we're about to play Say What.

-Can you hear me?

-There it is.

-Definitely not.

Can you say New Hope Club backwards?

Can you say, "You are a mouse"? That's what I'm getting.

-You're a mouse? Can...you..say...

-Can you say...

-New Hope Club...

-You are...

-New Hope Club.

-Backwards?

-Mouse!

-Backwards?

-Bounce?

-Backwards?

-Can you say, "You are pretty" backwards?

-No, you said it.

Can you spell New Hope Club out?

No! Can you say New Hope Club backwards?

-Oh, can you say New Hope Club backwards?

-Yes.

TING!

What does water taste like?

What do you think water tastes like?

-TING!

-Yeah?

Water tastes like...

It does.

What noise does a tiger make?

What colour are my eyes?

Green.

If you liked that, you can catch the whole thing on...

B-b-b-b-b-b...

If you liked that,

you can catch the whole thing online on the CBBC website.

Hey, Dan, I was just wondering.

Do you have one of those phones, you know the ones with the buttons

for pressing and you can do messages and make calls and stuff?

-Yeah, I've got one of those, and it can message people.

-Wow!

Then you are qualified, my friend. It is time for Ready! Handset! Go.

OK, so we're going to have to text somebody that we know.

-The first person to get a response is the winner.

-OK, I'm ready.

And the first one is a sibling and we have to ask them

what is it that annoys them the most about us. Ready?

-I'm texting my little sister. Who are you texting?

-My little brother.

-Get ready to send.

-I'm ready.

-Three, two, one... Go! Does your little brother like you?

-I hope so.

-We're about to find out.

-Come on!

-TEXT ALERT

-Oh, I've got one.

-No!

-I've got a reply.

-What does it say?

-It's good.

-It's good.

TEXT ALERT Oh, hang on a second.

-My sister's just texted back.

-No way.

-What did she say?

-She said...

OK, so the next one is to text a friend asking what song

-reminds them of you.

-OK.

-What do you think they're going to pick?

-I have no idea.

-Three, two, one... Go!

-Come on... Oh, they've read it.

-No!

TEXT ALERT, HE LAUGHS

-Have you got an answer?

-I've got a reply already.

-Aargh!

Go on, what does it say?

# If you wanna be my lover... #

TEXT ALERT Oh, I've got one.

-What is it?

-Funkytown.

OK, onto our third challenge.

We have to text our other halves and ask them

for an embarrassing photo of ourselves.

This could be awful, couldn't it?

I'm nervous. I don't want to send it!

OK, ready? Three, two, one... Send.

This could go on a while as well

because they might just be searching for THE most embarrassing photo.

Yeah!

Oh...

-TEXT ALERT Oh, I've had a reply.

-Have you?

-TEXT ALERT

-Oh, no!

-Go on, what you got?

-Me enjoying a hot dog.

-Can we just do a little...

That's a super-old one.

Look at your hair, it's all different.

OK, it's time for the big moment.

The time you have all been waiting for.

The time you've all been voting for.

Let's find out who is the winner of the Dan TDM Playlist.

It is time to announce...

It's your favourite Playlist choice this week...

-I'm so honoured.

-BOTH:

-Guys, this is so exciting.

It's the big moment.

-I'm so ready.

-Woo!

Your winning Playlist track this week is...

-First Christmas song!

-First Christmas song! That's exciting.

It's coming!

# I don't want a lot for Christmas

# There is just one thing I need

# Don't care about the presents

# Underneath the Christmas tree

# I don't need to hang my stocking

# There upon the fireplace

# Santa Claus won't make me happy

# With a toy on Christmas Day

# I just want you for my own

# More than you could ever know

# Make my wish come true

# All I want for Christmas is you

# You, baby

# I won't ask for much this Christmas

# I won't even wish for snow

# I'm just gonna keep on waiting

# Underneath the mistletoe

# I won't make a list and send it

# To the North Pole for St Nick

# I won't even stay awake

# To hear those magic reindeer click

# Cos I just want you here tonight

# Holding on to me so tight

# What more can I do?

# Baby, all I want for Christmas is you

# You, baby

# All the lights are shining

# So brightly everywhere

# And the sound of children's laughter fills the air

# And everyone is singing

# I hear those sleigh bells ringing

# Santa, won't you bring... #

Congratulations to your Playlist winner, Fifth Harmony.

Congratulations on a brilliant Playlist winner.

More Playlist choices for next week's show with Sigma.

Hey, this is Sigma. We're on The Playlist this week.

Here are your choices.

# Baby, I was always there for you, oh... #

# I'm having your baby

# It's none of your business... #

# Darling, you look perfect... #

# I miss you

# Yeah, I miss you Oh, I do... #

# But you'll never be alone... #

# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day... #

-So, those were your choices.

-Make sure you get voting.

Some great choices in there,

and a Christmassy one from The Vamps as well,

but now it's down to you to make your choice

for Sigma's Playlist next week.

Anyway, what's Dan getting up to? It's Christmas soon.

It is very soon,

but I've just released a DVD which is about the whole tour

that I did over the past year and a half, so it's the full show,

beginning to end, so if you guys couldn't get a ticket,

then you can come and see it.

Remember, you can head online to the CBBC website for more comedy VTs,

exclusive quizzes, and to crucially make your vote count.

Remember, if you don't choose, we can't play. That's how it works.

Anyway, Dan, I think we're pretty much neck and neck

after all our competitions.

-Yeah.

-Kind of. But I've got one more for you.

-OK.

-Rock, paper, scissors - are you ready?

-I'm ready.

-Three, two, one...

Huh!

-Yes!

-No!

See that? Read it and weep!