The Wedding of Sarah Jane The Sarah Jane Adventures

13 Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives.

And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.

There's an extraterrestrial super computer in the wall,

a genetically engineered boy genius in the attic,

a schoolgirl investigator across the road,

and a whole universe of adventure right here on the doorstep.

-Ready?

-Always.

See you later, then.

Yeah, see you, Mum, have a good evening.

You too! Bye, K9.

Enjoy your evening, Mistress.

Yeah.

Mr Smith, I need you quickly and quietly.

Quickly and quietly.

She's off again!

-Right, we're coming over.

-What is she up to?

-How can I help you, Luke?

-Activate tracking device, Mr Smith.

Aerial satellite scan.

BEEPING So, what was her story this time?

She says she's going to a meeting at the town hall

about a motorway extension.

Mistress's exact words - "You never know, Luke, there could be a story in it."

Her excuses are getting lamer and lamer.

Affirmative. Veracity level 12%.

Why is she lying to us?

She's heading into town.

Query. Am I to understand you are using my tracking system to spy on Sarah Jane?

It's the fifth time she's done this in a month.

-We've gotta find out what she's doing.

-She goes off on

her own, all mysterious, what if she gets in trouble?

This is highly irregular behaviour.

Do not exceed your function, Mr Smith.

Your opinion has not been asked for.

That told you! Good dog!

-Affirmative, Master Clyde.

-She's stopped.

-Nowhere near the town hall.

-There, she was lying, knew it.

-ELECTRONIC SWOOSHING

-Whoa! Must stop doing that.

Right.

Scan for alien activity in that area, K9.

Negative for alien activity, Master Clyde.

I am perfectly able to complete that function, Clyde.

There's no need to consult the dog.

Sticks and stones.

So what now, then? We follow her down there?

Come on. Two minutes to the next bus.

And you two, play nicely.

"Play nicely," instruction to human children, conduct recreation in

-socially compatible mode.

-Oh, be quiet.

There's the car, but where's Mum?

No sign of any aliens either.

No!

I did not just see that.

Careful!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, they're not gonna...

Oh, people are eating!

Wow. Just wow!

Nobody over 22 should be doing that in public - actually at all!

Shut up, Clyde. Oh, that's brilliant, she's got herself a man.

-What are we gonna say?

-We're not gonna say anything!

She wants it kept a secret, so we never saw that and we don't know.

Luke?

Yeah.

And we thought she was hunting aliens.

He looked really posh, I bet he's called Henry or...

She's coming! FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

What are you all doing up here?

Well, the exams are coming up, so we've gotta work.

Luke's helping us revise.

Did you have a good evening?

Yeah, how was the, er...meeting?

Nothing special.

-Why is Mr Smith still out?

-'Information.

-'Sarah Jane's car is now parked outside the house.'

-What? Mr Smith!

'Oh, hello, Sarah Jane, I have been tracking your position

-'as instructed by Luke.'

-Big mouth! You did that on purpose!

K9, what have they been doing?

'I have been instructed to withhold information.'

What was your exact instruction?

'Mistress Rani instructed me not to relay the information that you

-'were followed to your assignation.'

-The gob on you!

-You've been spying on me?

-We were worried.

When you've kept something secret before, it's always been a disaster.

Does that give you the right to poke into my private business?

Oh, I was about to tell you anyway.

So who's the lucky fella, then?

His name is Peter Dalton, and

yes, he's very lucky and rather marvellous.

Ooh! Where did you meet him?

Oh, no, that's all, end of discussion.

You two, home. Luke, bed, I'll be in to say good night.

Go on! Off, off!

Sweet dreams.

I should be angry. Why am I not angry?

'Mistress, I detect you are experiencing

'a heightened emotional state.

'Alpha waves high, heartbeat fast, increased serotonin.'

Oh, K9, always the romantic.

Affirmative.

Honestly, I was about to tell you. I think.

I'm not exactly an expert in matters of the heart.

Neither am I.

I thought something was bound to go wrong, with my track record,

and...it keeps getting better.

I didn't know you had those sort of feelings.

Men were interested before,

but then I'd think, "How can a relationship go anywhere with my bizarre life?"

-Where did you meet him?

-In a shoe shop.

We just got talking, and he gave me his phone number.

-I didn't know people of your age did that kind of thing.

-Cheek!

I wasn't going to call him, but then...

I bumped into him again, and it got me thinking.

I cut myself off from people for all those years.

How could anyone like me, with what I know, what I do, ever have proper friends?

But then I got you, and Maria and Clyde and Rani,

and things changed, and perhaps they're changing on this front.

You look really happy.

But there's still the big problem, isn't there?

I can't suddenly spring it all on Peter.

"Oh, by the way, I used to go travelling through space and

"time in a phone box with a Time Lord."

"My son was created as part of an experiment by the Bane."

-"I've got a talking computer and a robot dog."

-"Oh, by the way,

"my lipstick, it's deadly."

But I do want you to meet him.

Can we just keep all the madness quiet for a bit longer?

See how things go.

And whatever happens, we're OK, you and me?

Good night.

METALLIC THRUMMING

-I hope I look OK.

-'OK, adequate but unremarkable quality.'

I don't know how I'm supposed to react.

What am I supposed to call him?

Peter, Mr Dalton?

Dad?

What if I don't even like him?

'Regret I do not have the answer to these questions, Master Luke.

'Suggest consult another human being.'

Come on, Luke, he'll be here any moment. Chop-chop!

Right.

-Stay quiet, K9. He mustn't find out about you, got it?

-'Understood.'

Oi! Clyde! What are you doing here?

I think I left my phone charger in the attic.

-Oh, yeah?

-All right, I want a good old look at the mystery man.

Hold on, so do I!

Thanks.

Oh, hi, Sarah Jane!

-Is that your new man?

-What are you doing here?

Erm...well... YELPING FROM INSIDE BOX

Hello, there! These are for you.

-Oh, thank you.

-Everything all right?

Oh, thanks for looking after that for me.

Come on, Clyde.

But... Hello.

Peter, they're lovely - thank you!

-Are you sure everything's all right?

-Yes.

Oh, they're beautiful.

Is that Sarah's man arriving?

-Mum, have you got no shame?

-At least we were subtle.

-And what is that?

-How should I know?

OK. Very good.

Now, this must be Luke.

Nice to meet you, Mr Dalton.

It's Peter, please. I've heard all about you, you're the apple of your mother's eye.

So this is where you live? Amazing place.

YELPING AND GROWLING FROM INSIDE BOX

Blimey, he's quite dishy.

She's done all right for herself.

Cool car.

Mum, come back!

Clyde!

Oh! Hello! Just popping to the shops... Do you want anything?

No, thanks. Peter, this is Gita from over the road.

Oh, Peter and Gita, that's funny!

Gita, nice to meet you.

Pretty flowers.

I run a flower shop, my darling, Bloomin' Lovely on the parade?

You should pop in, I'll give you a discount. I do lovely

-displays for weddings!

-Oh, that's quite enough of that, thank you.

Well...I'll be off.

-The shop's that way, Mrs Chandra.

-Yes!

Let me just pop these in some water.

-So...

-Yes.

OK, he looks all right.

Did that just move again?

What is it?

YELPING AND GROWLING

'Alien activity detected! Alert!

'Activating stair-negotiation hover mode.'

It's alive.

Let's hope it's harmless!

Stop! Stay calm! We're going to help you!

'Mistress, emergency! Alien activity detected!'

K9, shut up! Get back inside, he mustn't see you!

It's all meant to be normal!

-'Alert, Mistress! Previous...'

-K9!

-'..instructions overridden, danger!'

-Hey, what's that?

-Oh, it's mine, it's a toy.

-It comes from Japan, it's a robot dog, K9, get it?

-'Alert!'

-But it talks.

Yeah, it's got this programme with a few phrases.

'Do not look at me, everything is normal.'

It's a prototype. It always finds its way home.

You know, I would like one of those.

-Let's go.

-The toys kids

have nowadays, computers and everything, it's incredible!

Remember that thing with the horse...

YELPING

'Alert! Alert!'

Buckaroo!

What's it doing? YELPING

'Alert! Oi!'

-Let's go.

-Yeah, I'm starving.

I thought we'd try the new Italian on the high street. YELPING

Come back here!

I'd really like to go to university, but I think I'd also like to work on

-my own projects.

-MOBILE RINGS

Better get this.

Sorry. Rani?

There you go, my son!

-We've got it! But what is it?

-Travast Polong. Not evil, just trouble.

I saw him on eBay, the seller had no idea what he was.

It turns out he was in his dormant cycle.

He would choose today to wake up!

-Get Mr Smith to open up a link to Polongus and they'll transmat him home.

-Already on it.

'Polongus receiving now.

'Earth transmitting now.'

Problem solved. You have fun, right?

But Mum always has a way of getting things out of you.

It must be being a journalist, she has to know everything.

Yes, that is so true!

-Watch this.

-You boys OK?

Oh, yes, yes, Luke and I were just discussing, erm...

Oh, never mind, it's not important.

Oh, no, go on, what?

Oh, don't worry about it, Mum, it was nothing.

No, no, go on, what were you talking about? Tell me. Come on.

What's so funny?

-What?

-Nothing!

-What are you doing?

-Just being nosy.

Looking up Peter's gaffe.

120 Christchurch Walk, W4.

Nice place!

That's weird. There's a "For sale" sign.

And newspapers in the windows, it looks empty.

That picture could have been taken months back.

No, no, look, it says three weeks ago.

-I'll ask Sarah Jane.

-But Luke told me that she'd never been to his place.

-Let's go round there.

-Are you joking?

-We'll just have a look.

-Oh, Clyde, Peter is not an alien!

I know!

K9 scanned him, but Sarah Jane's loaded, right?

This money from her aunt, the house, what if he wants to get his hands on it?

He's a partner in a law firm, he earns thousands.

I know why you're doing this. You don't want things to change.

Neither do I.

But Sarah Jane's happy, isn't that important?

Yeah.

And I want her to stay happy.

Come on.

I don't quite know how to say this.

-What's the matter?

-Well...nothing's the matter, that's it.

Sarah Jane, I love you.

Good, because the funny thing is...I love you too.

Come on.

What? This place is creepy.

-It's freezing.

-We got the right address, didn't we?

-Of course we did.

Look at this place. I knew it, lair of the living dead!

There could be a million reasons for this. I dunno,

he's got everything in storage.

Oh, yeah?

Will you marry me?

Oh, it's beautiful.

Peter, I love you!

Which means...?

-Yes, of course. Yes, yes, yes!

-APPLAUSE

A perfect fit.

Here they come. Hey, I've just been telling Luke.

I've got some big news.

Wonderful news!

Peter and I, we're getting married.

What?

Well, you don't have to look so pleased.

I know it's a bit of a shock, but Peter's got it all planned.

I bet he has.

-What do you mean?

-Sarah Jane, we went round to Peter's house.

-You did what?

-There's nothing there. It's empty.

What? What do you mean?

Mum?

I know it's empty. He doesn't really live there.

His firm got him a flat in London nearer the office.

And you've been there?

Plenty of times.

Oh, I should be angry with you breaking in there.

It's what I'd do, isn't it?

Oh, look at you, I've made you all so suspicious.

But this is a happy thing, and I want you all to be part of it.

It isn't the end of the world.

So thanks, but there's no need to sneak around or worry about

-anything.

-So when's the wedding?

End of next week!

-Next week?!

-Well, at my age, why wait?

You what? That's mad!

Peter had it all on standby, a nice hotel in the country.

You're all invited and you, Luke, you can give me away.

Do I have to do a speech?

-'I will help, Master Luke.'

-It'll be full of robot jokes, will it?

Don't you think it's a bit fast?

Oh, you're telling me, I've got so much to arrange, a lot of changes.

'Sarah Jane, anomaly detected.'

That reminds me. First big change.

Mr Smith, commence deactivation program.

'But, Sarah Jane, I have detected an impulse registering...'

Initiate total deactivation, Mr Smith. Protocol five!

'Complying. Goodbye, Sarah Jane.'

No, Sarah Jane! He was trying to tell us something!

The world can look after itself.

I'm busy with something normal for a change, and I don't want anything,

any of this getting in the way.

You haven't told Peter about...our thing, what we do?

Why should I? Perhaps I never will, perhaps that's the solution.

I don't like this.

I know what'll stop you worrying, Clyde.

-You can dog sit for me, you can look after K9.

-What? Really?

-What do I say to my mum?

-Oh, come on, Clyde Langer, when have you ever

been short of excuses?

Oh, and Rani, keep Saturday free, dress shopping!

-Oh, you're going to make a lovely bridesmaid!

-You're on!

And there's that wedding fair.

I know! And your mum can do the flowers - before she asks.

Right, come on, everybody out.

Things to do!

Come on.

K9, walkies!

And goodbye...to all of that.

ECHOING EVIL LAUGHTER

What have you got there?

A message from our friend Maria.

She couldn't make it, she's got exams and her dad's tied up at work.

My mum's at another wedding,

cos this was too short notice, it's all been so fast.

And the Brigadier's her oldest friend,

of course, but he's back in Peru.

Have you got any family coming, Peter?

I'm afraid I'm the only one left, end of the line.

Be back in a sec.

There's something so weird about all this.

You didn't have to come, Clyde.

I wouldn't miss this. What if something happens?

Just because your dad turned out bad doesn't mean mine will.

He's not your dad.

He's going to be.

Don't spoil my mum's day.

Is this it?

That's Emma, does her hair.

Clarissa, used to be her editor.

Oh, that's her accountant, I can't remember his name.

-You must be slipping.

-Bit of a sorry turnout.

Well, I suppose that's what happens when you rush to get married.

It is rather peculiar. Marry in haste, repent at leisure, they say.

Trust you to be the voice of doom, Haresh.

Smile!

-Congratulations.

-Thank you.

Hello, everybody. Welcome!

It's time, so if you'd like to go in.

So...Peter, where are you heading after

the reception, somewhere exotic?

Afterwards is a surprise.

It can't be any worse than our honeymoon. Total disaster.

Erm...I enjoyed it.

Brussels - there's nothing there!

Mum.

Rani...you look...good.

I look "good"?

You look amazing. Both of you.

Thought you might have gone for the Doctor to give you away.

I need somebody reliable, and I'm so very, very glad it's you.

Besides, where would I send the invite?

Metebelis 3?

METALLIC THRUMMING

Look at our Rani!

It only seems like yesterday she was in pigtails.

Sarah looks so happy.

-It's just like a fairy tale.

-Pull yourself together.

K9, scan.

'All normal, Master Clyde.'

Yeah, so far.

-You brought the dog?

-Well, what did you think

was under there, the wedding cake?

There's something wrong about this.

Good afternoon, everyone, I'm the superintendent registrar.

We are here today to witness the marriage of Sarah Jane Smith and Peter Anthony Dalton.

In each other's company they have found happiness,

fulfilment and love,

and they wish to affirm their relationship with this marriage.

Now, I have to ask this question.

If any person can show just cause or impediment

why they may not be joined together,

let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

METALLIC THRUMMING

-Stop this wedding now!

-What?!

-What's going on?!

-Who the hell is that?

-I don't believe it.

-Who's he?

-'Master!'

-I said stop this wedding!

-'Alert! Alert! Danger, Mistress!'

-Stop! Get away from him!

No! Peter...

Don't be afraid, Sarah Jane.

-It's the Angel.

-The Trickster!

Mum! Mum!

Sarah! Trickster, let her go!

Too late, Time Lord!

You are mine, Sarah Jane Smith.

Mine forever.

Sarah!

Doctor!

Sarah! No!

Mum! Dad!

Hold on! Everyone, hold on!

Luke Smith!

-Doctor?

-That's me.

Good to meet you in the flesh!

What happened?

Mum and the Trickster?

Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, listen, everything will be OK.

I can find Sarah, I can bring her back. I promise.

But I need you to be strong for me, just like you were before.

-I know you can do it!

-Who are you?

Hello, Clyde!

And that will be Rani!

What?

How d'you know my name?

-Wait a moment. You must be... it's you, isn't it?

-That's me.

-The Doctor!

-That's him.

I hope you're as good as Sarah Jane says you are.

Well, you know journalists, always exaggerating.

But, yeah, I'm pretty amazing on a good day.

Master! Query. Where is Mistress Sarah Jane?

K9! Did you miss me!

Did you miss me, eh?

Repeat. Whereabouts of Sarah Jane? Where is she?

Where are we?

There's been a dimensional shift.

Time's moved on...but us

and this entire building, have been left behind.

There's nothing out there.

I said, all along, I knew there was something wrong about all of this!

-And what exactly is going on?

-I'll explain later.

-Where's Sarah Jane?

-THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE

Sh! Here's the answer to all your questions.

Yes, that was the Trickster. Yes, we're trapped.

Yes, I'm the only one who can get us out of the trap.

Yes, I'm gonna bring Sarah Jane and your mum and dad and all the others

back safe. But I can't do any of it without you.

-You...you need us?

-Just like Sarah Jane needs you.

My mum and dad, where are they?

Just go along with him, Rani, I saw him save the world.

You helped me save the world, Lukey boy. Right, come on, we can use the Tardis.

I assume everybody knows what the Tardis is, unless you've really not been paying attention. And!

Allons-y!

Oh, no, no, no, no! It was there!

It was right there!

Wait, wait, wait.

BURBLING AND THRUMMING

That noise. I've heard it before!

That was me, trying to break through. Got knocked back

-by the Trickster.

-'Temporal schism is preventing Tardis materialisation.'

Wait a minute. That's the Tardis?

It's just a wooden box!

Come on.

You can do it. More power! Come on!

OK, got no Tardis.

It can't materialise here until time moves forward.

What, so we're trapped here, wherever this is?

-No! Because what have I got? I've got K9.

-'Affirmative.'

And I've got you three.

And any friend of Sarah Jane Smith is a friend of mine.

But where is this?

What's happened to the rest of the world?

'Our present location nowhere. No-when.'

-No-when?

-Look at the clocks.

Time's stopped!

What?

-You're joking.

-No.

Time hasn't stopped. This second's on a loop.

23 seconds and 23 minutes past three o'clock.

And we're caught inside it. In this one second.

But again, where is Sarah Jane?

I think she's right here.

What happened?

-Don't worry, Sarah Jane.

-Peter, what's going on?

-Where is everybody?

-Everything's going to be fine.

We're about to be married. This is our perfect day.

Another man. The Doctor?

Sarah Jane, please listen to me.

All you have to say is "I do".

And then we'll be together.

I'm so confused. What's happened, where are we?

You don't understand. just say you'll marry me, say "I do".

Of course we're getting married. Another man. Always.

The Doctor. Where's the Doctor?

Doctor!

No!

No!

So we've been kept behind in this second?

'Affirmative Mistress Rani.'

But the rest of the world, Mum and Dad and everyone, they've moved on from here, forwards in time.

Why has the Trickster trapped us here?

Oh, come on, Rani, you know the answer to that.

We're Sarah Jane's friends, all of us. Her best friends.

-Yeah, which means?

-Hostages.

He can use us to get at her.

We've met the Trickster before but we've never found out who he is.

The Trickster is a creature from beyond the universe.

Forever trying to break in to our reality, manifest himself.

-He's one of the Pantheon of Discord.

-That's a good name for a band.

Yeah, actually, not bad.

He's an eternal exile, who exists to wreak havoc.

But we can fight him, the five of us.

And we can win!

Oh, ha, that's it, a time trace!

Just a hint of Sarah Jane, ooh, she's close.

The moment you put that ring on my finger I was your puppet!

It isn't like that. It was in case something went wrong.

The Angel said that people would try and stop us being happy.

-Listen, I'll explain.

-The Angel?

Of course. I saw him.

The Trickster!

Sarah Jane!

Doctor! Where are you?

What was that? Felt like someone just walked over my grave.

Oh, oh, oh, she's here, she's here! Sarah!

Sarah Jane, she doesn't like being called Sarah.

She does by me.

-K9?

-'Scanning Master!'

-Doctor!

-Doctor!

-Mum!

-That was her!

-K9, isolate the time trace!

'Affirmative, Master.'

-K9?

-'Temporal schism divided in two, Master.'

-Yes, of course.

We're trapped here in 3:23:23.

-and Sarah Jane's trapped too, Just in another second.

-Hold on.

You said you'd explain later.

Well, it's later. Please explain!

The Trickster doesn't want us helping Sarah. So he's separated us,

trapped us in two different seconds.

Sarah Jane.

I want to tell you about the Angel.

Doctor!

A time trap.

Doctor!

Ooh, ooh, she's upstairs!

Come on! Luke, K9, watch for the Tardis, you see it coming back,

-shout the place down!

-'Orders accepted, Master.'

You two, with me! Spit-spot!

It's not possible.

We can't run away, Sarah Jane.

The one time I fall in love,

the one time everything goes right, and it's a trap.

I thought I loved you,

but you aren't even real!

You do love me!

I'm here, flesh and blood.

Oh, yes?

And I was worried about my secrets.

Well, it turned out you were hiding something pretty big, weren't you?

I only kept one secret. I knew you wouldn't believe me,

you'd think I was mad.

That's why I never told you

about the Angel.

The Angel! That's what you call him, but he...it...

it's a creature, an alien being!

Please, listen, I'll tell you everything.

Please! A few months ago. I was working from home.

Had a stupid accident. Fell down the stairs.

I thought I was going to die.

-Then he appeared.

-Peter.

I can give you life.

And the true love you've

always longed for. All you have to do is give me your agreement.

Do I have your agreement?

Yes!

Then you are real.

Oh, Peter. He tricked you.

No!

He found you for me. He wanted us to be happy.

Then why the ring? Why hypnotise me?

He said he would protect you.

You accepted my proposal before the ring went on, you said you loved me

before the ring went on.

Didn't you love me?

Didn't you mean it?

-Oh, Peter.

-How did we end up here again?

It's a spatial loop mixed up with a temporal loop.

-How did you work that one out?

-We've been doing this for a while now, I have taken notes!

Come on, come on, Sarah, let me find you.

And now for the things I never told you.

I've fought him before.

I fight creatures like him. That is my life.

He's used my past,

my parents, against me

and now he's using you.

He saved me, he brought us together!

I'll show you what he is.

Trickster!

Trickster!

Sarah Jane Smith.

Why have you done this?

What do you want?

I want you to be happy.

Hang on, though. This is mad!

The Trickster, he's this all-powerful immortal, he wants to cause chaos throughout the stars

and he wants Sarah Jane to get married!

What does he get out of that?

You want us to get married?

-And then what?

-You will forget all that has happened here,

as though it has never been.

And then here is the life you will lead.

-Mr and Mrs Dalton!

-CHEERING

-All done?

-I've finally got all the junk cleared out.

Right, decorator's due on Monday.

Turn this into a proper little office.

I will bring you happiness.

But what's the price? There's got to be a catch.

With you there always is!

Sarah Jane...

..all you have to say is I do.

And if you don't, you will remain here. Forever.

Then so be it.

So will Peter.

And so will your son and your friends.

You'll condemn them to remain here.

This place is nowhere.

And it's forever.

Now do you see! Now do you see what he is!

It doesn't matter! You can save them, Luke and the others!

She's here!

If I can narrow the link ratio.

Doctor!

Ah, you look better in black. Or is white the new black?

At last. Doctor!

I could feel this moment reverberating back through the ages.

The meeting of the Pantheon of Discord

and the last of the Time Lords.

I've known the legends of the Pantheon, since I was a little boy.

I've fought your shadows and your changelings, I never thought we'd meet.

And I know the legends of the Doctor.

The man of ice and fire,

who walked among gods, who once held the key to time in his hands.

Now he is surrounded by children.

They're my friends.

Which reminds me, you're looking a bit lonely for a pantheon.

I embody multitudes.

And who are you?

The man who has lost everybody, to talk to me of loneliness?

When the Gate is waiting for you?

What do you mean?

Sarah Jane Smith

is my prize.

Even you, Doctor,

-didn't realise how wonderful she is.

-What do you want with her?

What I always want, from any of those I visit.

Her agreement.

Goodbye, Doctor.

Her agreement.

The power of words. She says "I do". and yes, that's it!

-That's what?

-She promises to love and honour her husband,

the wedding ring goes on and then she's agreed to it, and she's under the Trickster's power!

Marital bliss, but she forgets all about this.

She starts living a new life.

Forgetting about her old life.

Protecting the Earth.

And the planet's wide open.

so aliens can just barge in!

Without Sarah, without you lot saving the world from your attic

in Ealing, there'll be chaos and destruction,

-meat and drink to the Trickster!

-As if she's gonna say yes.

But she will, won't she?

Because we're here.

Tardis, beautiful, yes!

It's homing in on me!

Emergency programme, protecting the pilot! Of course!

Partial materialisation.

-What's happening?

-Look!

That's pure artron energy.

Tardis power! Equal and opposite to the Trickster's power,

that's how we can fight him!

Run!

Doctor!

Come on, all of you, get in! Come on now!

It's just us then.

-You all right?

-Yeah, I think.

He'll come back for us, won't he?

-What if he can't?

-He will.

I'll wait here for him, you check with K9.

The Doctor said the power of the Tardis could fight the Trickster.

-Something energy.

-'Artron energy.

'residue of Tardis engines.

'Known to be highly inimical to certain time-sensitive life forms.'

There is no Tardis!

-Whoa.

-What's that?

'Artron energy, Mistress Rani.'

And I got a shot of it.

-Then we can fight him?

-No.

I can fight him.

We'll forget all this madness.

You saw, we'll be married, we'll be together, Luke and the others,

we can all go home.

Oh, it would be so easy.

But that's how he works, that's his deadliest weapon, temptation.

I'm not making that mistake again.

But you'd never know.

Peter, he wants me to stop me defending Earth.

I can get close to the Trickster with this.

Clyde, you can't! You don't know what you're doing!

When has that ever stopped us?

It's what Sarah Jane would do, it's what the Doctor taught her.

I've got no choice!

Please, don't do this!

Trickster!

Clyde Langer! Why do you call me?

I wish to serve you.

I wish to join the Pantheon!

Clyde, no!

You are of no importance.

I know something.

A secret. Something that can help you.

You know nothing.

You have the mind of a chittering insect. Be gone!

-Gotcha!

-Argh!

Please.

METALLIC THRUMMING

-Sarah!

-Doctor?

Gotta be quick.

The Tardis can't stabilise. Clyde's keeping the Trickster busy, oh, those three are just brilliant.

Doctor, what can I do? If I say no we're trapped

here forever, if I say yes, I condemn the world to the Trickster!

Either way I lose, there's no way out!

It all rests with you, Sarah.

Your greatest challenge,

the hardest thing you'll ever face in your life.

What is it, tell me what I've got to do!

You've fought the Trickster before, you know how he operates.

How he can be defeated.

Oh, no. No.

I know you're a good man, Peter.

I'm so sorry.

-Clyde!

-I can't hold it!

Doctor!

Clyde, no! Peter.

I do love you. But the Doctor's right, there is another way out.

Do not listen to her lies.

Your accident, he can only talk to people who are about to die.

He comes to them in that

final moment, he gives them back their life.

What do you mean?

Clyde and Rani said your house was empty,

why did you never let me see your house?

You died in that accident, Peter.

But he needed you, so he kept you half alive,

and if we got married?

The bargain would be complete!

He would bring you back to life.

Your love brought me back to life.

How can that be wrong, to save a life?

Look at this,

this is what he'll do to millions of people!

Unless...

unless you break your deal with him!

But I'll lose you.

I'll die!

I don't want you to be alone.

I love you but I can't love you.

You said you'd do anything to save me,

if you love me, you know what you have to do.

No!

You got one thing exactly right.

Sarah Jane and I, we were made for each other. We're the perfect match.

And I know what she would do.

I chose you because you didn't have the strength.

You really don't know my Sarah Jane, do you?

She gave me the strength!

-And I withdraw my agreement!

-No!

So here I go.

I wish I'd always known you.

I love you, Peter.

And I love you...Sarah Jane Dalton.

-Mum!

-Luke!

-Doctor. Oh, Doctor.

-My Sarah Jane.

You did it, the trap's broken, time's moving forward again,

We're going home

-Hold on!

-We're all going home.

If any person can show just cause or impediment

why they may not be joined together

let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Where's he gone?

Sarah's bloke. Where's he gone?

He was just there.

Where's The Doctor gone?

That all really happened, didn't it?

-Yeah.

-'Affirmative.'

Mum?

I'm sorry, everybody.

I'm afraid the wedding is cancelled.

Mr Smith, I need you.

'Welcome back, Sarah Jane.'

Mum, are you all right?

I'm going to be fine, I've got you, haven't I?

-I can't believe the Doctor ran off like that.

-Sudden disappearing acts.

That's him all over.

'Sarah Jane, escalation of temporal flux.'

'Temporal flux escalating.'

Doctor!

What do you take me for, Sarah?

Just thought I'd go the quick way. Oooh, I like it in here.

Can we have a look?

What, in the Tardis?

My Tardis?

Course you can, yeah.

Oh, wow.

It really is, isn't it? It's bigger on the inside.

It's beautiful.

Transcendental dimensions!

Wow, what does this do?

Hey, don't touch.

You came all that way. For me.

You're so important.

Not just to me.

The Trickster wanted to end your story.

But it goes on.

The things you've done, Sarah, they're pretty impressive,

but, oh, the things you're going to do...

The future.

How about we could go for a ride?

-Or back! To the dinosaurs, yeah?

-Another planet?

No way! For one thing, you were grounded by the Judoon.

And your parents would never forgive me. Go on!

Is this the last time I'm ever going to see you?

I don't know, I hope not.

Goodbye, Doctor, until the next time.

Don't forget me, Sarah Jane.

No-one's ever going to forget you.

You were right. He is amazing!

And so are we.

Ashen Hill Manor is reputedly

one of the most haunted locations in the UK.

Ghosts do not exist.

The EMF readings throughout the house are spiking,

something is happening.

-SHE SCREAMS

-Where did she go?

-Look!

-We have to get out of here.

-Get thee to the nether world.

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