Part 2 The Sarah Jane Adventures

13 Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives.

And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.

There's an extra-terrestrial super computer in the wall...

her son, a genetically engineered boy genius...

a schoolgirl-investigator across the road...

and a whole universe of adventure right here on the doorstep.

-Ready?

-Always.

I need your help.

Whatever Androvax has done... we can't ignore them.

-That's Ocean Waters.

-Mum's friend?

She was kidnapped by aliens?

Take me, Androvax.

Do it now.

I haven't taken it off in 40 years.

Androvax, no!

Prepare to be incinerated!

SHE SCREAMS

-Mr Dread, no!

-Give me the activator discs.

-Never!

He's an alien, too!

We only want to save Androvax's species. Why won't you help us?

-The equilibrium must be maintained.

-What does that mean?

-The Veil ship must not be taken from the vault.

-And if it is?

The ship's star-drive engines will disrupt the vault matrix.

The dimensional disturbance will tear your planet apart.

But my people will live again!

Androvax! No!

Hello.

Is Sarah interviewing Ocean? I knew she'd think there was a story there.

It's you!

Did the Alliance of Shades program you with any morals at all?

I am a remarkable machine, Miss Smith.

And 100% reliable.

Wait till BURPSS hear about this!

Didn't they say something about Earth being destroyed?

You're right.

Better call an extraordinary meeting.

-Clyde!

-What... What happened?

Don't shoot! That's Clyde, not Androvax!

Rani, he took your mum! And the discs!

-Mum!

-Oh, no.

He swapped bodies. He thought it would slow us down.

It will do him no good.

-My associates will be waiting at the vault.

-They'll kill my mum!

But we will save your planet.

I'm sorry, I should've done something to stop Androvax.

It's not your fault, Clyde. It's mine.

I should've kept Androvax in that containment vortex.

-But we need to find her!

-We will!

-Before they do!

-We will!

Why did I ever trust Androvax?

You thought it was right. We were trying to help him.

-Some people you can't help.

-Look, it's Mr Dread.

Oh, those old cars... they can conk out just like that.

Oooh, gotcha.

HORNS BLAST

-What's he doing?

-He's not going anywhere.

Oi! Mate! Get a move on!

Come on! Shift it!

You want to get a new motor, mate.

Thank you.

I'll take this one.

Goodbye.

Quickly.

Wait. Mr Dread's friends are still here.

Yeah but Androvax is after the vault, we don't know where it is.

This place is huge. We should split up to find Gita.

Ah, we have to find her!

If you find your mum, don't go near her.

-Even if she says it's her, you can't trust her, you call me.

-I know.

I will.

BEEPING

It's close now.

-Maybe I should've told mum and dad.

-What do you mean?

Well, after they saw the Judoon with Androvax. We thought it was funny,

pretending we didn't know anything about aliens.

It's not much of a joke now, is it?

What if I'd told them, Clyde?

Maybe none of this would have happened.

And maybe it wouldn't have made any difference.

Look, I know Sarah Jane doesn't believe in fate.

But I reckon that time and the universe...they're not random.

Everything's sort of tied together by these invisible strings,

like your mum joining BURPSS or Ocean Waters having that disc thing.

-You mean if something's going to happen, it's going to happen?

-Yeah.

Well, some things, anyway.

But we're going to save your mum now, so if it's the universe

against Clyde, the universe better bring some mates.

DOOR OPENS

Ugh. Ohh!

Mum!

He'll kill her!

Quick!

CLATTER

SHE HISSES

Time to burn.

-Strike!

-Mum! Androvax! Whatever!

This way now!

Impressive, don't you agree?

Mr Dread. What happened, did you call out the AA?

Oh, no, no, in your case, that would be...Androids' Association.

Yes... I have a Neuron X Series five Cyber-processor,

titranic endoskeleton and a power cell

that will maintain electro-functions for 500 years.

My purpose is to hide the existence of alien life from Earth

and guard the vault.

-I am not programmed for comedy.

-And from what I can see

the last time you were about I was in hot pants.

Did the Alliance of Shades realize that you were doing such a bad job

they pulled the plug? Literally, in your case.

The Alliance was disbanded.

We became guardians of the vault.

But now we have been reactivated, our other protocols remain intact.

-What does that mean?

-You have alien technology.

It must be confiscated. And you must be processed.

Sorry. Hands off!

Ugh!

We should be OK in here for a bit.

-Are you going to be all right?

-Of course not!

-The swamp viper venom is killing me!

-Then give me my mum! Now!

I need her. To free my people.

You can't talk sense to him. I'm calling Sarah Jane.

Wait, Clyde. Please. Just trust me.

Androvax, I know how you feel.

I felt it earlier.

Look, we all want to save the people we love. You don't need my mum.

You can take me.

-No!

-Look, I need to save my mum.

-Your body for hers?

-I'm younger than she is. I'm fitter. Take me.

You have a deal.

What... what's happening? Clyde? Rani!

Never mind your body! I'll have your blood!

-It's you!

-Get her out of here! Get her out, Clyde!

It's a dream.. it's just a bad dream Gita. Obviously got my jeans on...

this time!

-Which way?

-The way out sounds good to me.

-Wait, wait!

Oh! Oh, my dreams are never normally as exciting as this.

Except when George Clooney pops round for a cup of tea.

Mum, this isn't a dream. Aliens are real.

Me, Clyde, Sarah Jane and Luke, we know all about them. We always have.

-You knew? How?

-Look, it's a long story, but we haven't got time now!

Androvax is after us and so are the Men in Black.

-If we don't get a move on, the world's going to end.

-What?!

Run!

Which way? We're stuck!

-I guess it's up to me, then, to be the decoy.

-Be careful.

-Since when?

Oi! Annie Android!

Stay back!

OK. Count of four... One! Four!

Hasta la vista.

The venom is getting stronger.

Every vein in my body is on fire.

Where's Gita? What have you done with her?

The poison clouded my head. Her brat of a daughter tricked me.

You shouldn't have taken Gita!

I said I'd help you! That didn't include using my friends' bodies.

And now what, Sarah Jane Smith? Will you still help me?

When the re-birth of my civilisation means the end of yours?

You know I can't do that.

Oh, God!

Oh, don't shoot her! It's not Androvax!

Yes, the Veil energy has gone.

Are you an alien?

I'm an android.

And you are my prisoners.

Is there anything I can do?

You heard what your Xylok said.

Swamp vipers...they don't give you any second chances.

No, it doesn't seem like it.

Oh, my people, if only you could have seen what they had done.

We had such beauty, Sarah Jane Smith.

Such...humanity.

I'm sorry, Androvax.

To lose a world like that. I can't imagine what it must feel like.

To have nothing and no-one left across the whole universe.

But what you did was futile and wrong.

I thought you saw that now, I thought you wanted redemption.

But you were prepared to destroy Earth to bring your people back.

-You haven't learned a thing.

-But now I will be among them...

again.

-ANDROVAX'S VOICE:

-Hello again, old friend.

What are you going to do with us?

I've heard what aliens do to humans

when they get their sticky paws on them. I read it in the Sunday papers.

All that probing and implanting.

As an android, I have no interest in either probing or implanting.

But I do have an interest in the Veil.

He is weak.

He will soon need another body to sustain him.

You mean us? What, you're going to use us as bait? No way!

Your approval is not required.

What if he gets to the vault first?

-My associates will handle that.

-No, mate.

Your associates have been Clyde-inated.

-Cool shades, though.

-Come on! We've got to find Sarah Jane.

Soon, my brothers and sisters...

soon...I will release you.

And our people will live again among the stars.

Sarah Jane!

Rani. You found your mum.

We've got a few things to talk about when this is all finished.

Of course, but right now I have something important to take care of.

-What happened to Androvax?

-The swamp viper venom took him.

-So why are we opening the vault?

-If we can save just two of his people,

the Veil species still has a chance.

So there's no need to start the star-drive?

Mr Smith can arrange for a passing ship to take them to a new planet.

Clyde, use the activator disc.

Spaceships!

Rani, it's full of spaceships.

Spaceships, my darling! Spaceships!

Yes, Mum, we know.

It's amazing.

-Spaceships!

-All I want to know is how did they get them all in there?

-This door isn't that big.

-The transmat device. Remember?

-There isn't much time! Agh!

-Sarah Jane?

-Androvax!

-No way!

Somebody tell me I didn't see that!

If you start that ship's engines the vault will be de-stabilised.

The dimensional imbalance... it will destroy Earth!

This was always my destiny... to save my people.

Their ship was always calling to me!

Even when I crashed on Earth with the Judoon!

Destruction and re-birth, Sarah Jane Smith.

It is the way of the universe.

No!

He took the disc! We can't get in!

Is that it, then? We're all going to die?

I realise this is new to you, Gita,

but there's one thing we never do in this situation. And that's give up.

But I really wish Luke was here now.

-Well, Luke isn't here. All we've got is Mr Dread.

-He's this way!

Star drive activation commencing!

Oh, this is not good.

He's started the ship's star drive Come on!

He's in his box.

Mr Dread! We need your help!

-It's like he's de-activated himself.

-Well, if he's de-activated,

maybe this will work.

That hurt.

I'm sorry, but Androvax has started his ship's star drive.

I did warn you. Earth will be destroyed in two minutes.

Two minutes?! Then you've got to do something!

The laws of hyper-dimensional physics cannot be changed.

-The transmat equipment. Isn't that how you put the ships in there?

-Yes.

Then you can use it to beam that Veil ship out of there, into space.

Theoretically. But this equipment was all deactivated in 1972.

-There is no power source.

-There is.

You. Your power cell will keep you running for 500 years.

Oh! Haresh...

It'll be all right, Mum. I promise.

If you've always been here to protect the Earth from alien stuff,

now's the time to get stuck in.

-None of this would be happening if it wasn't for you.

-Clyde's right.

So you have to stop this. Now!

I want you to know. This is not in my job description.

I don't think we've got much time.

Scanning the vault.

Setting coordinates.

Powering transmatter equalizer.

The system's draining him.

Transmat systems at 80%...

85...90...

Locking on.

Transmat energizing.

-Thank you.

-I need a holiday.

We did it! We did it! We saved the world!

Yeah! No...

My energy levels are at critical.

450 years of power used in two minutes.

Can you re-charge?

It's unnecessary. Without the second activator disc,

the vault can never be opened again.

The hyper-dimensional link has been severed. My mission is terminated.

Oh, Rani, wait till your father hears about this!

Oh, wait till Ocean hears about this. Oh, my darlings...

we'll be on the news! All over the world!

That's not the way it works.

Don't be silly. We just saved the Earth! I'll be on Newsnight!

Haresh is going to be so jealous... I do have a thing for Jeremy Paxman.

I can see the headlines now!

"Lizard Spaceman Used Me Like An Overcoat... By Gita Chandra!"

-This is not good.

-I know.

Mr Dread, could I ask you

for one last teensy-weensy favour before you retire?

You should all look away.

Gita Chandra?

Yes, my darling?

-Oh, that was such a good laugh!

-Glad you're feeling yourself again.

Oh, I can't remember the last time I went on a picnic.

-Let's do it all again next week!

-Yeah. Great.

Dad will be so jealous he missed out all the fun.

Oh, it's Mulder and Scully again.

Don't I know you two from somewhere?

Of course you do.

It's Ocean and Minty from BURPSS.

Oh, pardon you!

-British UFO Research and Paranormal Studies Society.

-Ealing branch.

I'm sorry. I don't believe in aliens.

But if you ask me, my mum's out of this world.

Ah, thank you, my darling.

Now I wonder what your dad made for tea? I'm starving.

-You just had a picnic. Remember?

-I know. How weird is that?

But you were there. The Men in Black. You saw them.

They got you, didn't they?

Men in Black?

Oh, come on, Minty. It's the same old story.

The aliens always win.

So Mr Dread went back in his box and that's the last of the Men in Black?

His energy cell was completely depleted.

What about Androvax? Do you think he made it?

Will he save his race?

Despite everything, I hope so.

No, I really do.

Somewhere there is a new planet for the Veil.

A new hope, it is the legacy of Androvax,

a new beginning a second genesis.

The Doctor...is dead.

UNIT will take charge of the funeral in conjunction with the Shansheeth.

-It's Jo Grant.

-It's a long time since I've been called that.

-Getting closer.

-No, no, no, no, no!

-Closer and closer.

-It's Shansheeth! This whole thing's a trap!

Space...

is...taken!

-Gosh. That was different. Hello, everyone!

-Doctor!