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# You've been found guilty of a showbiz crime

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# So welcome to The Slammer where you're gonna serve your time

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# With every type of instrument, entertainer and artiste

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# Performing to the limit to try and get released

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# So go fetch the audience bring them to The Slammer

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# Polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour

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# Your fate is in their hands So make 'em cheer and clamour

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# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer

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-# Leave The Slammer!

-It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #

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Right, it's Hallowe'en

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and as you all know, every year we try to scare Mr Burgess.

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We haven't managed it yet, so we'll put our heads together.

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Our heads are together, Uncle.

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Why don't we get a big spider,

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put it in his hat and wait for it to crawl down his face?

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He'll be petrified!

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We tried that last year. He just ate it.

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Let's get Hairy Claire, the bearded lady, to wake him up.

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It's a nice idea, Melv, but we tried that in 2003.

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Have you ever seen Mr Burgess first thing in the morning?

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SCREAMING

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Poor love lost all her hair. She is working as a Matt Lucas lookalike.

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Hi.

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ALL: Hello.

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I've got it. This will be the most frightening trick

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-of all, but only if we are brave enough to carry it out.

-Go on, son.

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Well, we put a little pink teddy bear in his pocket.

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You great burk!

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Let me at him!

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SOUNDS OF FIGHTING

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I've had a great idea.

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This is what we'll do.

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Flaming Hallowe'en. Dr Bunhead, it's your lucky day.

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You've been chosen to perform one of your experiments on the Freedom Show.

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Oh dear, oh dear.

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Skeleton Crew. You've won the chance to perform for your freedom.

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Move your bones, boys.

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Penrose, look lively, we're going to be having a bit

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of your magic on today's show, you could be going home tonight, lad.

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Not bad.

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Now then, Betty Curse.

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How long have you been here now?

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Five years, Mr Burgess.

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Well, today could be your last day. Tune your instruments up, girls.

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Two, three, four...

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Yes, yes, very good, Tompkins.

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Now back to your cell, lad.

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How many more times?

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You cannot scare me.

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-Right, so does everyone know what to do?

-ALL: Yes.

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Let's get cracking.

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-How's it going, Titch?

-Excellent.

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You are gonna look fantastic.

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How are you doing Charlie Chimp?

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Yeah, smashing, great.

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I love sewing, me. I'm mad for it.

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This is gonna be brilliant.

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Right, look and learn.

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Now, Gimbert, you have a go.

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No, you're not doing it right.

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That's it. Good.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Ah, children, what do you two want?

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BOTH: Trick or treat?

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Trick or treat, eh?

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I have a little treat for you. Close your eyes and hold out your hands.

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Now, this here is a prison

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and in this here prison, we treat people with this.

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Have some porridge.

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Now, then. What have you got to say about that, eh?

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BOTH: Dad!

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Ah. Why didn't you say so in the first place?

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Will a fiver do it?

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Thank you.

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Melv, this plan is brilliant, good work.

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Right, are we all ready? ALL: Yes.

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Good, because it's almost show time.

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Right, Hallowe'en or no Hallowe'en, this show will run like clockwork.

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In five, four, three, two, one...

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It's show time!

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DRUM ROLL Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer,

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where you will decide which prisoner will be deceased.

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I mean, released.

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So, please welcome your ghost, it's the Governor.

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ZOMBIE GROANS

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Oh, oh!

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Oh, oh!

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Zombies, flaming hundreds of them!

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We've finally succeeded in scaring Mr Burgess on Hallowe'en.

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THEY ALL CHEER

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You can bring the lights up now, Jim.

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The Freedom Show starts in five minutes. Get up now, Frank.

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Frank!

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-This doesn't look good, Gov.

-What very have we done?

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We've frightened him to death!

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Oh, Frank, it was just a joke. Frank, Frank! FRANK!

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Can I help you, sir?

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Are you all right? Sorry I'm late, only I had to go to the dentist.

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Thanks, Mum.

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Any time, son, always happy to help out my little Frankie boy.

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Mum!

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Come on, Gov, we've a Freedom Show to put on.

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Oh, come on now, sir, that was just my little joke.

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My old mum helping me out.

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Maybe you should try to

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stop scaring me and let that be a lesson for you.

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Come on, sir, we've got a show to do.

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All right, all right, It is me own fault.

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After all, the show must go on.

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How do I look? ALL: Er... Divine?

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Thank you very much. In that case,

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it's show time!

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THEY HOWL

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer, where you decide which

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prisoner will be released.

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Please welcome your host.

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Scream and shout or he won't let you out, it's the Governor.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Who's the Governor?

-ALL: You're the Governor.

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Oh, it's a spooky show today. Do you like my little friend?

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-Hello, Batty!

-Hello, Batty!

-You can have Batty there.

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There we are. Lovely. It is all very scary today in The Slammer.

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Let's have a ghostly wail.

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-WOO-OO-OO!

-Let's have a witches cackle.

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THEY ALL CACKLE

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Let's have a scary scream. THEY ALL SCREAM LOUDLY

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That is a scary scream. That scared all the ghosties away.

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We have some marvellous performing prisoners as well.

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You're gonna decide which one gets out of the haunted Slammer today.

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-Are you up for it?

-YES!

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We've got a scary bunch called the Skeleton Crew.

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-WOO-OO-OO!

-We've got a marvellous magician doing very scary magic

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called Scott Penrose!

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-WOO-OO-OO!

-And a marvellous pop singer

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and her band called Betty Curse.

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-WOO-OO-OO!

-It's time to shake off the cobwebs, jailers and jailbirds,

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because we've got a nutty professor, and he's serving three years in the

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Slammer for performing Ring Of Fire with his Bunsen burner.

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Jailers and jailbirds, boys and girls, please welcome, Dr Bunhead.

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Hello, hello.

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Since it was Hallowe'en, I thought I would do something a bit spooky.

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So I have here two spooky chemicals

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this one looks like water but it's not water.

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This one looks a bit like wee-wee.

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But, as we all know, it's not really wee-wee.

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It is, in fact, alien's wee-wee.

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Let's turn the lights down and

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see what happens when we mix them together.

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There we go.

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ALL: Wow.

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Look at that.

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And now you know why aliens never need to turn the light on when

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they wee in the dark, they have glow-in-the-dark wee.

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They use cool chemicals like that, to make things like glow sticks

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like this. You can have all sorts of different colours.

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Now, this is a glow stick.

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To set this baby off, I need to set fire to it.

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It's a bit dangerous, so I'm not actually going to do it.

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-ALL: Aw!

-I'm not risking my life just to entertain you.

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Instead I will risk one of your lives. What I need is a volunteer.

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Before you put your hands up I need someone brave, someone fearless.

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Here we go, would you like to

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come up? A big round of applause for our volunteer.

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What is your name?

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-Isabel.

-Isabel,

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put on your laboratory equipment.

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Pop on your lab coat and I would like you then to put on

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the Head Shield Of Impending Doom.

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Now, this is our glow stick trump tube?

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Why is it called that? We're going to find out.

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Let's light the tube.

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What I want to you do, on five,

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is to put that big flame at the top.

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If you can stand here. Here we go.

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Five, oh...

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Four, three, two, one. Go!

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-Wow!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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You're wondering why it's called the trump tube?

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It's because it makes a noise like a trump.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Isabel. Thank you.

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Thank you. Cheerio!

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There we are, jailers and jailbirds. What did you think of Dr Bunhead?

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Let's find out with Mr Burgess.

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Right, Bunhead or bumhead. Over to you?

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I thought it was fun, exciting, fascinating, dangerous and the

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-big bang, it really made my heart miss a beat.

-It did. Right, I see.

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-What did you think of Dr Bunhead.

-He's an idiot, isn't he?

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Do you wanna have a fight with him?

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I take that back.

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What was the best thing about about Dr Bunhead's act?

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-The big trump.

-Could you do a big trump?

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I could try.

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Madam, could you sum that act up for us, in one simple word?

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-Brilliant.

-Brilliant.

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On to our next performing prisoners.

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They're the Skeleton Crew.

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They're serving

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five years in The Slammer for not turning up at a theatre.

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They didn't have the guts.

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Will you give a big round

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of applause and lots of noise, spooky noise, for the Skeleton Crew.

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Hey, numbskulls, thanks for the visit and welcome to our world.

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You know, on the outside we all look and sound very different, but

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underneath we're the same. Everybody shake their bones!

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-Come on!

-# Nah, nah, nah nah nah...

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# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...

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# I spoke to my creator You know what he said to me?

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# He said Music wraps us all together

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# In one big family

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# With that kind of education How can we go wrong?

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# Serial types, big deals and hypes, We're singing the skeleton song

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# So give us some skin!

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# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew.

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# We're going to get you all to jump

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# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew, we're gonna show you how to dance,

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how to get you in the groove.

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HAUNTING LAUGHTER

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# People see right through us

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# We are very different Even if we're all the same

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# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew

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# We're gonna get you all to jump

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# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew Going to show you how to dance

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# Gonna get you in the groove

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Come on numbskulls, I want to see you shake your bones as you come alive!

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You're on, man, we gotta get going. We've gotta go.

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We've got to live life to the full!

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# Hey you, we're the Skeleton Crew, We're gonna you all to jump

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# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew, we're going to teach you to dance

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# Gonna get you in the groove. #

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APPLAUSE

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Come on, let's hear it for them.

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Three cheers everyone. The Skeleton Crew.

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I wonder if they've ever performed with Boney M.

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What do you think?

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Well, sir, the Skeleton Crew, were they bone to be set free?

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Never mind let's have your comments.

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I thought it was very spooky and cool and rocking.

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Your opinion on the Skeleton Crew?

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I thought it was ridiculous. The guitarist couldn't play properly.

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He's a skeleton, course he can't play properly.

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Exactly. That's my point.

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I think it was the best so far. I give it 10 out of 10.

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You think that was better than Dr Bunhead?

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-Yeah.

-The Skeleton Crew. Daddy or chips?

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-Chips.

-Chips, sir.

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Will the Skeleton Crew go through the gates of The Slammer at the end?

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You will decide, jailers and jailbirds.

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On to our next performing prisoners.

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Jailers and jailbirds, please make lots of noise for the magical magic

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of Scott Penrose and Aila.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Beautiful girl, lovely dress

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# High school smiles, all the rest

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# Beautiful girl, lovely dress

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# Where she is now, I can only guess

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# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone

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# The love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone

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# It's gone daddy gone, The love is gone away

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# When I see you, my eyes will turn blue

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# When I see you a thousand eyes turning blue

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-# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone

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# The love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone

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# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone away

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# I can tell by the way that you switch and walk

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# And I can see by the way that you maybe talk

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# And I can know by the way that you treat your man

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# I can love you, baby

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# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone...

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APPLAUSE

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# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone away

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# Beautiful girl, lovely dress

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# Beautiful smile, oh yes

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# Beautiful girl, lovely dress

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# Where she is now I can only guess

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# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone...

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# The love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone

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# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone away

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# Gone away

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# Gone away

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# Gone away... #

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APPLAUSE

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There we are. Yes, give them a round of applause, boys and girls.

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APPLAUSE There we are, jailers and jailbirds.

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That's Scott Penrose and Aila. I will have to try that with Mrs Governor,

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she's always trying to lose weight. What did you lot think?

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Well, how did they do that?

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No, son, I keep hold of that, not you.

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Well, I thought it was very good, but the trick wasn't that exciting.

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Oh, the trick wasn't that exciting.

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-Can you do it?

-No, but I didn't really believe she was cut in half.

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-What about you?

-I liked it.

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I thought it was the best one so far.

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It was very weird because you couldn't really saw a lady in half.

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-You're not gonna go home and try this with your mum, are you?

-Maybe.

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-What about you, sir?

-It was good, but it could have been better.

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-Would you go for one of the other two acts?

-Yeah.

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Which one would you go for so far?

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The Skeleton Crew.

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Who else thinks that at the moment?

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Interesting. A good show of hands.

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What about you, Scott Penrose, sawing a lady in half.

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I thought it was very talented,

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but weird.

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Talented, but weird.

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-A bit like you, isn't it?

-No.

-LAUGHTER

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And in one word, madam, sum that act up for us?

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-Um, scary.

-Scary. Scary then.

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Right, just one more incarcerated act to see and then you will decide

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who'll be walking free from the The Slammer on this spooky show.

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Give us a werewolf howl? THEY HOWL

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Please, raise the roof jailers and jailbirds for Betty Curse.

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APPLAUSE

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# Been trying to get to heaven

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# Since she was 11

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# The girl with yellow hair, who said she never really wanted to go to school, go to school

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# The girl with yellow hair, who said she never really wanted to go to school, go to school

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# Break the rules

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-# Been trying to get to heaven

-Been trying to get to heaven

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-# Since she was 11

-Since she was 11

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# The girl with yellow hair who stayed in bed and never wanted to go to work, go to work

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-# The girl with yellow hair who stayed in bed and never needed to go to work, go to work

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# Won't go to work!

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# She's the girl who could help the world

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# But she just ignores you

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# She's the girl who can help the world

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# But she just ignores it

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-# Been trying to get to heaven

-Been trying to get to heaven

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-# Since she was 11

-Since she was 11

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-# Been trying to get to heaven

-Been trying to get to heaven

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-# Since she was 11

-Since she was 11

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# The girl with yellow hair who said she never really wanted to go to school, go to school

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# The girl with yellow hair who stayed in bed and never wanted to go to work, go to work

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# The girl with yellow hair who said she never really wanted to get out of bed

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# And get dressed to go to school. #

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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There they are.

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What did you think of Betty Curse?

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I think it was right up Mr Burgess' street.

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Right, madam. Just noise?

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-No.

-What did you think then?

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They were brilliant.

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Well when they find a word that's better than brilliant

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that's how I thought.

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-Could you invent that word for us now?

-Trib.

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-Trib.

-Trrrrr!

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Add another syllable.

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-Er.

-Triber. Another word for brilliant there.

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-How many points would you give Betty Curse?

-10.5.

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-Did you think she was cute?

-No.

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-Did it rock?

-Yeah.

-How do you rock when you rock out?

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Give us a bit of rocking out.

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He's rocking out.

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Can you rock out for me, please?

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There you are Mr Burgess, rocking out.

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And for a final word, madam, sum that act up.

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-Excellent.

-Excellent, or triber, was it?

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-Give it to us again?

-Triber.

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Right my fans, now is the moment when you decide who

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will walk free from the The Slammer with the aid of the Clapometer.

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You will decide who will go free by making loads of noise.

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Let's start off by welcoming them all back.

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Dr Bunhead, the Skeleton Crew, Scott Penrose and Aila and Betty Curse.

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Oh, what a spooky lot. CHEERING

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Madness. Come on, let's be having you.

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There they are.

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Now, jailers and jailbirds, I will ask each act to step forward,

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and you will then shout and clap and cheer.

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The highest score, they go free.

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It's not rocket science. And speaking of rocket science,

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he was the first one up, show your appreciation for Dr Bunhead.

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APPLAUSE

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Let's have a look at the score for Dr Bunhead. 95.1.

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A good score.

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But now we have another act to see.

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The Skeleton Crew! APPLAUSE

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Let's see what the score was? 95.9.

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That means they're in the lead and could be making their way

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through the gates. Right, next we saw a wonderful magic act.

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Yes, chopping a lady in half.

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Don't ever try that at home.

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You can try it at The Slammer as we had Scott Penrose and Aila.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, Scott Penrose and Aila, let's see

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what the lady and the magician scored on the old clapometer.

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86.1.

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They're gonna be staying for supper here,

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but we've one more performing prisoner,

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show some noise, please, for Betty Curse.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

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That means Betty Curse, you and your band are free to go. Give them a big hand there.

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They are free, they are free.

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The rest of you, I'm afraid, it's back to the cells.

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Give them a big cheer as they go back to their cells.

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They'll have to wait for another week.

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And so will we, ta ta everyone, ta, ta.

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# It's the only way you're ever going to leave The Slammer

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# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #

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Frank, congratulations, no-one can scare you.

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Now, we have some new inmates at The Slammer, would you mind taking them

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-up to the cells?

-Absolutely, Sir.

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BOTH: Hi, we are the Cheeky Girls.

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Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!

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It's all gone very spooky in a Halloween special as the Governor hatches a cunning plan to try and scare Mr Burgess. Performing on The Freedom Show are goth pop band Betty Curse, Penrose the Magician, Dr Bunhead and the Skeleton Crew.


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