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# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime

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# So welcome to The Slammer

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# Where you're gonna serve your time

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# With every type of minstrel entertainer and artiste

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# Performing to the limit to try and get released

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# So go fetch the audience and bring them to The Slammer

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# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour

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# Your fate is in their hands so make them cheer and clamour

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-# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer

-Leave The Slammer

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# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #

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I'm not too happy about this new pen pal scheme.

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Why is that, Uncle Boss?

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I don't know, I can't quite put my finger on it.

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That's my elbow, sir!

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Terribly sorry.

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What about you, Frank, don't you think that letting all

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the inmates write to their friends around the world

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and find out about different cultures is a bit, well, nice?

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Well, on first glance, sir, it does appear to be needless kindness.

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However, it seems to keep the inmates quiet.

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I get to read their pathetic scribbles

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and find out what the little villains are up to, sir.

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I don't like it - it's show day today and I've got a funny feeling.

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I think that's my truncheon, sir.

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# No business like show business

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# There's no business I know... #

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Argh!

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# Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. #

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

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Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!

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Hey, what do you think you're doing?

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You're rude. ..Sorry, Alesha, good luck on today's show.

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Honestly, have to have a bit of respect,

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-she's performing for her freedom today.

-Like I care!

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Well, why don't you just have a little lie-down

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-in the corner over there?

-Argh!

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I'll just carry on addressing everyone's letters, shall I?

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I've had no time to write letters of my own.

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Oh no, too busy helping you lot out with yours.

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I'm going to take a break. You're all right for a bit, Melvin,

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you can take the blindfold off, I'm putting them away, mate.

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I know you like it, but I think this pen pal thing is rubbish.

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-Argh! Argh!

-Oh yeah, well done.

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You know how Melvin feels about the Queen

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and yet you leave a stamped addressed envelope

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just lying around. You are a right...

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-Don't start with me.

-I will.

-I've had enough today.

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-I will because you leave that lying around...

-Melvin,

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do you think you'll ever get over this thing about the...?

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-It's been years, mate.

-I know.

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But I remember it like it were yesterday.

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-Ladies and gentlemen...

-'I was backstage with the announcer.'

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..Your Majesty,

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please put your hands together for tomorrow's star, Mr Melvin Odoon.

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I can't...I can't go out there. I'm terrified. The Queen's out there.

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Of course she is, you div.

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This is the Royal Variety Performance.

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You're just suffering from a bit of stage fright.

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You will be perfectly all right once you're on.

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CRASH!

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MUSIC AND APPLAUSE

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Oh, bum! AUDIENCE GASPS

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MICROPHONE FEEDBACK

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SIREN SOUNDS

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HELICOPTER WHIRRS

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Ten years I got for that, and I've never set foot

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on stage since, and every time I see a picture of her face, I...

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Sorry about my little friend, Melvin.

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Why don't you have a lie-down? I'll get rid of this numpty

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-and his Queeny-face stamps. Come on, you.

-Ow! No! What you doing?

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Get off me! Get off!

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Hiya, guv, I've got some more post for you.

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-Right.

-It's mostly junk mail.

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And I've got a couple of bills.

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Any sandwiches?

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-HEAVENLY VOICE:

-You have nothing to fear from the Queen.

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The Queen is a gentle soul.

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The Queen is your friend.

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You have nothing to fear from the Queen.

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Look, I appreciate you trying to help, Hypno Chris the Hypnotist,

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but it's just not working.

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OK, Melv,

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no worries.

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Let me know if there's anything I can do for you.

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See you at the show.

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All right, Mr Melvin? I heard you were feeling a little bit down,

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so I thought this might cheer you up. Look - the Queen's in town!

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Argh!

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Here's that tenner I owe you, thanks very much for helping me out.

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-I couldn't have done it without...

-Argh!

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We were just passing. We'd like to use your toilet facilities.

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You'd like to do what?!

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You can get knotted, young man - this is a prison.

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I do know that, sir. It is, I believe, Her Majesty's Prison.

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FANFARE PLAYS

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Oh, Her Majesty! You mean...that...

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Oh, yes! Certainly yes, yes, Your Majesty, come in.

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Open the door! Open the door!

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Certainly. Come in, Your Majesty.

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If you step this way, Your Majesty.

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Very kind of you, Your Majesty. We're honoured... ..Shift!

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The prison bogs will never be the same again, Your Majesty.

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But if you could get a move on, we have a Freedom Show to put on.

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HEARTBEAT SOUNDS

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You?!

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-BOTH:

-No...!

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MUSIC: "Land Of Hope And Glory"

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Cursed letters! When I think what could have happened!

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Right, that's it. I knew I never liked it.

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The pen pal scheme, it's over, it's banned, causing all this trouble,

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and on the day of the Freedom Show.

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Oh, Your Majesty, I can't apologise enough, I can't...

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Thank you so very much, young man.

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You saved my life!

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Any time, Your Majesty.

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Lay your hands on the Queen ever again and you're toast.

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-But good job just this once.

-Oh, did someone mention "show"?

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We do have our own theatrical extravaganza starting any time now.

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The audience are on their way in, if one could interest one in staying.

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That would be very nice.

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Nice one, Queen. In that case...

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-how do I look?

-Divine.

-Thank you very much.

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Then it's a right royal show-time!

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FANFARE PLAYS

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'Ladies and gentlemen,

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'welcome to HM Slammer

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'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.

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'Now, please welcome your host, presenting talent without measure

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'at Her Majesty's pleasure, it's the Guv'nor!'

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Yeah, who's the Guv'nor?

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-ALL:

-You're the Guv'nor!

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What a great crowd we've got. Lock the doors, we want to keep this lot.

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Marvellous. We've a very special

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visitor here at The Slammer, Jailors and Jailbirds, over there.

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-Say hello to Her Majesty.

-ALL:

-Hello,

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Your Majesty!

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She's waving, that's good.

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Remember, you our guests will decide which of the performing prisoners

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-will walk free at the end of The Slammer. Are you up for this?

-Yes!

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You'd better be! Who's got a Hula Hoop?

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One of those Hula Hoops?

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Come on, have you got one?

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I bet you've never seen Hula Hooping like this.

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She's here doing three years in The Slammer for being the international

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ringleader of a big circle of crime.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Jailors and Jailbirds, will you please

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welcome from D-wing the wonderful talents and skills of Jana Roberts!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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# Whoa, yeah!

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# You can rock this land, baby

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# Yeah!

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# Like a shock to the system... #

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-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-There we are. Oh!

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Oh, give her a big cheer, Jailors and Jailbirds, wonderful!

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Marvellous!

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-What did you think of her?

-Quite a spectacular act kicking off with.

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What did you make of it, madam?

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It was cool. I never saw something like that before.

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-What about you, madam?

-I thought she was excellent.

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I've never seen somebody do that and I couldn't do that ever.

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-You couldn't, not with a bit of practice?

-No.

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What did you think of Jana?

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-She's good.

-Do you think I could do it?

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No, you couldn't get it over your tummy!

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-LAUGHTER

-Couldn't get it over me tummy?!

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Mr Burgess, arrange a special cell!

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-In a word, sir, that act?

-Excellent.

-Excellent, sir.

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Will Jana Roberts be Hula Hooping her way out of The Slammer?

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You will be deciding later with a clapometer.

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Now on to a very unusual act

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called a bodypopper - I think my body's already popped!

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-LAUGHTER

-This bodypopper

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is in D-wing. He's doing 18 months

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for dropping a popper in front of a copper and coming a cropper.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Jailors and Jailbirds, please give

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a huge ovation for Salah!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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LULLABY PLAYS

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BEEPING

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WHIRRING MECHANICAL NOISES

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-MECHANICAL VOICE:

-'Hello.'

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WHIRRING MECHANICAL NOISES ACCOMPANY MOVEMENTS

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# Boss, boss, boss... #

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MUSIC PLAYS

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MUSIC GETS FASTER

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MUSIC SLOWS DOWN

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MUSIC GRINDS TO A HALT

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'Bye-bye!'

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Yes! Come on, for Salah. A big round of applause! Wonderful!

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-APPLAUSE

-Right, take him back,

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put a new battery in him. What did you think of Salah?

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-Right, sir.

-He thinks he's funny but he's not.

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He thinks he's funny but he's not.

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-You think we should keep him in here for a bit longer?

-Forever.

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Bang him up, throw away the key, is that what you are saying, sir?

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-Not that I'm putting words in your mouth. Is that what you think?

-Yeah.

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-If he was a jelly, sir, what flavour would he be?

-Strawberry.

-Why?

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Because he looks like it.

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He looks like strawberry jelly?

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-Interesting comment.

-What did you think of Salah the bodypopper?

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Excellent. And he was real flexible and I would never do that.

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Try a bit now with your arms, go on.

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-I can't.

-I think that's worth a round of applause!

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-APPLAUSE

-That was good, that.

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-What about you, madam?

-I think he was very flexible and activ...

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-And what, madam?

-And active.

-Active?

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-Yeah.

-Flexible and active.

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Could you sum him up for us in one word, madam?

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-Wonderful.

-Wonderful. That's rather nice, that.

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I quite like that, sir, wonderful.

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Marvellous! We've got two more performing

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prisoners to see, and then you decide who will walk free.

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This next gentleman is an artist, a very special artist. He's here

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in The Slammer serving two years for painting the town red - literally.

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Make some noise, please, for the wonderful

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artist and gentleman, Jon Hicks!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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FAST FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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A round of applause! What do you think, Jailors and Jailbirds?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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It looks strangely familiar, doesn't it?

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Look at that.

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Well, what did you think of Jon Hicks? That's incredible.

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An act with a difference. What did you make of that, young lady?

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That was not quite what I expected - it could have been better.

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-In what way could it have been better?

-Everybody can do paintings.

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Oh, really(?)

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And what's YOUR great masterpiece lurking on the mantelpiece(?)

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-I've done lots.

-Yes, what,

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-in the style of Gainsborough, Picasso, anything like that?

-Yeah.

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-You do all that?

-I can do better than them.

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I look forward to you winning the Turner Prize, madam(!)

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LAUGHTER

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What about you, madam?

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Hats off to him - he's extremely marvellous.

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I love the portrait he did of the Guv'nor.

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Right. Do you think you could sum that act up with a face for me?

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-That's what you think of him in a physical representation, is it?

-Yes.

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What did you think of our artist in residence?

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He is excellent, the way he paints that quick and how big he can draw.

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-Yes. It was a great painting of me.

-Yeah.

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-Especially as I'm so handsome, aren't I?

-No.

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Could you sum it up for us in one word?

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-Incredible.

-Incredible.

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Well, marvellous - I'm going to keep that portrait.

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One more performing prisoner to listen to,

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and this young lady...what a singer.

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She's got a criminal record, that's why she is in The Slammer. It's...

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The Best Of The Cheeky Girls.

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Boys and girls, Jailors and Jailbirds,

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please give a huge ovation to the wonderful, the gorgeous Alesha!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Ooh, yeah!

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# You got me feeling knockdown

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# Yeah, yeah, yeah Whoa, whoa... #

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Clap your hands, everybody!

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Come on, let me see you!

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We're in this one together, come on! Whoo!

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# Hey! When I lay it all out on the table

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# Don't know what is stopping me

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# From feeling like I might be able to enjoy my own company

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# Sitting up by my window

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# Watching the summer rain

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# The world goes by and I'm in it faster

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# Than I can keep up with today

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# Everybody in the place say, what now

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# Your soul's feeling shot down luck's out

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# But you gotta carry on speed it up now

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# Wooh-wooh-wooh-wooh Oh, knockdown

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# Everybody in the place say, what now

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# Your soul's feeling shot down luck's out

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# But you gotta carry on speed it up now

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# Hey!

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# Ooh, yeah, I got the feeling

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# That something could happen now

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# Yeah, I got the feeling that something

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# Might happen inside my love now

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# And have you ever asked why you feel like you've been here before?

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# Cos only you have the power to carry on through that door

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# Everybody in the place say, what now

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# Your soul's feeling shot down luck's out

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# But you gotta carry on speed it up now... #

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Are you ready?

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# So when you're up, don't get on up don't get on up, don't give it up

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# Steady up, don't dig it up

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# Whoa, when you're up don't dig it up, oh no... #

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Oh!

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Hey!

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Are you ready?

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Here we go now!

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# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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# Knockdown, everybody in the place say, what now #

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# Your soul's feeling shot down luck's out

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# But you gotta carry on speed it up now

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# Well, I think I got this song all done

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# Hey, I think I'm letting you know it, baby

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# Life goes on

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# You're fun it's all been OK

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# Can't be so wrong

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# You're gone, it's OK. #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Take her back, and the dancers. Give her a big cheer, marvellous!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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A knockdown but was she a knockout? Let's find out with Mr Burgess.

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What about you, sir?

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She was fantastic and flexible.

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Did you like the music? ..There's nothing wrong with being flexible!

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Very fine quality. In a fight, Lily Allen or Alesha, who'd win?

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-I'm not sure.

-You're not sure? Do you think she could take Lily Allen?

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-Yes.

-You think Alesha would win in a fight?

-ALL:

-Yes.

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-You all think that, do you?

-ALL:

-Yes!

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-OK.

-Did you like Alesha?

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It was the best so far and it will get my vote, and I'm her biggest fan.

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-And her smile cheers me up.

-Her smile cheers you up.

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For final word, madam, sum that up - one word, no more.

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-Give her more than... Sorry, Officer!

-Excuse me!

-Sorry, Officer!

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-Who's running this - me or you(?)

-You, Officer.

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-Do you want to stay in here?

-No.

-Then keep it zipped.

-Sorry!

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Absolutely super.

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-Absolutely super?

-Yeah.

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Two words, sir. Still can't count.

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Right, Jailors and Jailbirds, and Your Majesty of course,

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now we decide who will walk free from The Slammer.

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Let's welcome them back, they've been marvellous.

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Jana Roberts, Salah, Jon Hicks and Alesha!

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-Come on, let's hear it for them.

-APPLAUSE

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There they are. Yes, marvellous.

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Four performing prisoners, but only one can walk free from The Slammer,

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with the aid of this clapometer.

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This will decide who will walk free. You will make lots of noise,

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boys and girls, Jailors and Jailbirds, and Your Majesty,

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if you feel like clapping along with one hand, you can.

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Who's it going to be? First of all, you enjoyed her Hula Hooping,

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but she will whooping with delight?

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Let's find out as you show your

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-appreciation for Jana Roberts!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Let's hear it for Jana.

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Sounds like a good score. Let's go over to the clapometer.

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92.5. Good opening score. Will she be going free?

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Well, it's all up to you.

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Now, we are on now to a very unusual act, a bodypopper.

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He was very peculiar and very entertaining,

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but will he be going free?

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Show your appreciation and applause for Salah!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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98.1. I think that means that Salah goes into the lead.

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He could be bodypopping free.

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Right, a very unusual artist and a marvellous portrait

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of a very handsome man!

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-LAUGHTER

-But will he be walking free?

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Let's show your appreciation please

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for the unusual talents and skills of Jon Hicks!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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For a portrait of the Guv'nor, Jon Hicks scores...

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88.5. ..Never mind, Jon.

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-I

-liked you. Marvellous.

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Now, at the moment, walking free is Salah with 98.1.

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We had one more performing prisoner to see and to hear,

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so Jailors and Jailbirds, Your Majesty, please,

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what did you think of Alesha?

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RAUCOUS CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Well, I wonder if Alesha has done very well!

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Let's have a look at the score.

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-101.8!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Alesha, you are free to go! The Queen says you can go, Her Majesty.

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Give her a big hand, take her away. The rest of you, back in the cells,

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give them a round of applause. Alesha goes free.

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Well, Jailors and Jailbirds, that's it.

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Your Majesty... A big cheer for Her Majesty!

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One is most amused.

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Remember, from everyone here at The Slammer, if you can't sing, dance

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or rhyme, don't do the crime.

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We'll see you all next time on The Slammer!

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# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer, leave The Slammer

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# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #

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Step this way, Your Majesty.

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Thank you so much for visiting The Slammer.

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I was just thinking, "Sir Guv'nor" has a nice ring to it.

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Ooh!

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"Sir Guv'nor", no?

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Sir, could you have a word?

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The Queen drops in, but will she remember her previous encounter with Melvin? Performing this episode are a body popper, a hula hooper, a street artist and Alesha, who's hoping her single wins her freedom. Who will be released?


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