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# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
-# It doesn't matter What may come my way... -No! No! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# Believe me now I will win some day. # | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
No! You listen to me. I want my grandpa home now! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
-Jackie? -Run a nursing home? You people couldn't run a bath! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
Jackie, we need to have a talk about your grandpa. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
What do you know about it? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
He's never gonna leave that place. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
He's got Old-timer's disease. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-Yeah? How'd you like fist-in- your-face disease? -Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
-Hi, Michael! -She remembered my name. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
I shouted at 'em like you suggested but they just kept being reasonable. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
I hate it when they do that. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
It's rubbish about him being ill! It's so unfair. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
-Your poor grandpa. -I've had just about enough. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
It's time for action. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Ah! I trust you'll be in need of some expert assistance? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
MUSIC: "Favourite Things" by Big Brovaz | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
-Hi, Louise. Do you want a drink? -Thanks, Michael. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
-Where's mine? -Don't let me interrupt you. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
-Carry on dancing and just pretend I'm not here. -Why pretend, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:10 | |
when we can have the real thing? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
If you need anything else, I'll get it for you. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Michael's quite...interesting, isn't he? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
Yeah, so are cockroaches. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Dumping Ground, down to the lake... | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -Tracy, have you seen Jackie? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
In here. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Oh, good, you've calmed down a bit. I just... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
-What are you two up to? -Shelley! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-Honestly, this place! -Sorry. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
I'll talk to you later, Jackie, OK? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
I, um... | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
-must get this damp looked at. -Yeah. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
MUSIC: "Favourite Things" by Big Brovaz | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
-Doing a spot of spying, are we? -Sh! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Ah, Louise! It's a pity she only goes for good-looking boys, really. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:29 | |
-Hmm...is that why she turned you down? -I... Well, she, I... | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
Well, um...knowing her so well, we could give you a few tips. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:39 | |
-Tips? -Oh, yeah. How to woo the fair lady. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
If you were to ask nicely. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
-# ..What you want? -I'd like a man who would take care of business | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
# And still have the time to take me on a shopping spree... # | 0:03:54 | 0:03:59 | |
Lol...Bouncer? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
I reckon she'd be really impressed. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
But...writing a love song? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
-Well, I don't know how. -Oh. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Easy. All you need are feelings, | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
a little help from your friends and a...musical instrument. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:20 | |
So, you in? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-Binoculars? -Check. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
-Tins of food? -Check. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Can opener? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Check. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
-Lemon-scented baby wipes? -Lemon-scented what? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Trust me, they're great. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
-Let's roll. -Go! Go! Go! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-Norma, what are you doing here? -Sh! SHE MOUTHS | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
-I'm taking you home. -About time! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
-What's happening? -Lol's in there with Michael. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
He's torturing him. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
My brother's far more subtle than that. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Look, if you're interested, come back at 1.30 - seats at all prices. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:02 | |
-Now go. Go on! -WAILING COMES FROM BEHIND DOOR | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
Yes, we made it! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Ah! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Sh! There's... | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
there's somebody here. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
VOICES COME FROM TV | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Who are you? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
-The worst burglar in the world, that's who! -I'm no criminal! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
-I'm an estate agent. -A what? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Jackie, they sell houses. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Selling the house? But you can't. Where will we live? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
JIG PLAYS | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-He signed the papers. -I most certainly did not! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
..Did I? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Look, I'll call my office. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Yeah, they'd be very interested | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
to find out how cosy you've been! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-Well, I can explain that. -Get out of my house, go on. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Go on, get out! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Nice one, Grandpa. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Huh! Huh! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
-Hi, Lou! Come to get your surprise. -Surprise, what's he on about? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
Don't know, probably an idiotic... | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
HE WHISPERS | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
Louise, what you waiting for? Go to the lounge and get your surprise. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:02 | |
Justine? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
This will do. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Is... | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
is something burning? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Grandpa! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
-Hello, Norma, just getting a blaze going. -What, the entire house? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:25 | |
Why does he keep calling you Norma? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Michael? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-SAY SOMETHING! -Wait, wait, wait! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Hi, Louise. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Um... I wanted you to hear something. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
He's gonna do it! He's gonna do it! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
# Lou...Lou...Lou | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
# Lou...ise | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
# Please don't tease I'm begging you, please | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
# I'm down on my knees You're holding the keys | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
# To my heart | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
# Please, don't tease I'm begging you please | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
# I'm down on my knees You're holding the keys | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
# To my heart. # | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-Come on! -Voice of an angel! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
FEEDBACK WHISTLES | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-What have you done? -What have you done? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Ahem! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
# Michael, Michael | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
# Lend me a cycle. # | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
Mmm! Mince and beans! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Just like the old days, eh, Norma? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
For the last time! Her name isn't... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
-It's Shelley. -What are you doing? -Letting her in. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
-I don't think so! -But your grandpa, he's... | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-He's not very well. -He's fine. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
He's just...tired. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
You open that door and I'll never talk to you again. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
Less earache for me, then! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Hiya, Shelley. Come to join in our little sit-in? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Whoa! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
Jackie! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
-Jackie. -Jackie! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
He's not going back to that home, OK? It's making him ill! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
-He was ill before, Jackie, you KNOW that. -He's all right. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:28 | |
-He just gets...confused. -He thinks she's someone called Norma. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
Jackie's mum. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
My dad was the same way. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
-Your dad? -He had Alzheimer's disease - same as Jackie's grandpa. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
I looked after him for a long time until... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
-I couldn't cope any more. -Couldn't cope? You? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-There's no need to be sarcastic. -I-I'm not. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
Oh. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
You had to look after your dad? | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
JACKIE UNBOLTS THE DOOR | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Come to laugh at me again? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
I didn't laugh. Listen, I've got to go. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:17 | |
I'm meeting my boyfriend. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Oh...right. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Hey, Lou. Was that top comedy or what? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Actually, it was really sweet. Thanks, Michael. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
I don't regret a second of the time I spent looking after my dad. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
It's just... | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
I missed out on being young. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
I don't want to be young. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
I want things how they used to be. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Your grandpa can't look after you any more. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
He needs looking after, by people who really know what they're doing. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:06 | |
Hayfever...creeps up on you when you least expect it. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:30 | |
# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
-# And the fight won't get me down -No! No! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
# My dreams will turn things All around | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
-# It doesn't matter What may come my way... -No! No! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
# Believe me now I will win some day. # | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 |