Bouncer's Kitchen The Story of Tracy Beaker


Bouncer's Kitchen

Drama series about life in a children's home. Strange things begin to happen at the Dumping Ground when Bouncer introduces a healthy-eating regime.


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# I can make my world come true

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# All my dreams will see me through

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# Doesn't matter what may come my way

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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Oh! Oh, bother! Oh!

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It's OK. Just click "Undo".

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There you go.

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I knew that.

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-Of course I knew that.

-Sure you did.

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Typical careworker.

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That's typical Head Careworker to you! A very busy Head Careworker.

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Whatever.

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So, is this just a social visit?

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No, I had something to tell you, um...

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Oh, yeah.

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-There's load of smoke pouring out of the kitchen.

-What?!

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SMOKE ALARM BLEEPS Oh, no! Oh, no.

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Maybe we could pick out the burnt bits?

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We'd have an empty dish. What's your point?

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It's not working, is it?

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I can't be Head Careworker and cook.

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D'you want me to take care of lunch?

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-You know what to do.

-Hello, Krazy Fried Chicken? Yes, me again!

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Can I have two super-sized Megabuckets and six bottles of cola.

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Yeah, can you charge it to Elm Tree House as usual?

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-Cheer up, Mike. You're doing a great job.

-Really?

-Yes.

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Get extra chips and garlic bread!

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So, I've decided that we need a full-time cook at Elm Tree.

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-I was doing fine!

-Ordering fried chicken's not exactly cooking.

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-I ordered pizzas and curries too!

-Anyway, I've found a new cook.

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He's doing a course in Catering and Nutrition Technology.

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He's got great ideas for the Elm Tree menu.

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Tracy's got great ideas!

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-Yeah, we're having kebabs on Wednesday!

-Kebabs! We want kebabs!

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-We want kebabs!

-Shut up, you lot!

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-Just give the new chef a chance!

-Why?

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-All right, bro?

-Bouncer!

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Bounce, this is great. The Plakovas are finally running this joint!

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Well, it had to happen one day.

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-Milly wants to know what's for tea?

-Wouldn't you like to know?

-Yes, that's why we're asking.

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Well, I can't tell you.

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It's a surprise. But I will tell you this, it's very special.

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What is this?

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It's your first macrobiotic meal.

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Steamed cabbage, brown rice and - special treat - mung beans.

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-These beans never came out of a tin!

-None of this is out of a tin!

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-It's all unprocessed, whole and natural.

-I love natural food.

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But that's just me. I have to keep away from additives. They make me go a bit loopy-loo.

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No worries with my food! It's perfectly balanced.

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Ying and yang in perfect harmony.

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Mmmm. You can really taste the yang.

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Can't you just cook normal food?

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This is what Hollywood stars eat!

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Yeah, Shrek's donkey!

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Please don't fight. The tension's bad for your digestion!

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-So's this food!

-Your brother seems to like it.

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-Don't get excited. He'll eat any old crud.

-I can't eat this.

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Sure you can.

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Just use your imagination, OK!?

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Mmm, nice, juicy flies.

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I think I'll just eat toothpaste instead.

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Good idea!

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Come on, Rio!

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-I'm not finished.

-NOW!

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It's just the first day. I'm sure they'll come round. Won't they, Lol?

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You were right! They're shovelling down my oatmeal with soya milk.

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You'll eat anything when you're starving. It was this or eat my own hair. Believe me, it was close.

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-Stop! You won't even taste my food!

-That's the point.

-Right that is it.

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I'm banning all junk from now on.

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No sauces, pop, crisps or biscuits.

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-They make you hyperactive and manic.

-My best qualities!

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Oh, how we'll miss them(!)

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What are you doing, bruv?

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It's for their own good. You have to break your addiction to additives.

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-It's out of control.

-I'll show you out-of-control!

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-No! We need more love in this room.

-Yeah, stop the hate, man!

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-What's wrong with you?

-It's the food.

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It's been Bouncered!

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Becky!

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What is that sound - could it be Charlotte Church singing(?)

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-Shut it, Beaker.

-You called?

-How dare you touch my stuff.

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I only tidied our room. I thought it would be a surprise.

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Well, I hate surprises. Put it back like it was.

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Of course I will. But first, I got you a present.

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It's your favourite top.

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It'll look loads better on you.

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Did that just happen?

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OK, this is just getting creepy.

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All the tension, all the anger.

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Just breathe it out and push it away.

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What are you doing? I thought it was you and me against the world!

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-Why do we have to be against anything?

-Cos we DO.

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House meeting, now! Agenda - get rid of Bouncer and his manky meals!

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Sorry, Tracy but we like Bouncer's food.

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-You're welcome to join our yoga circle, though.

-Yeah, right(!) Om!

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That's the spirit! Let's all follow Tracy's mantra. Om!

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Om!

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-Bouncer was right!

-Yeah, I suppose we were eating too much rubbish.

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No! He said additives make you hyperactive and out of control.

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Without them, the Dumping Ground will never be the same. We have to get them back. Who's with me?

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-Me.

-Jackie, what about you?

-There's no need to take sides.

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-Crash?

-Just chill, Beaker.

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Justine?

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Can't. I'm buying Rebecca a present.

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-Don't tell her, though, it's a surprise.

-You are kidding me?

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No, it's like I'm finally at peace with myself.

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-Me and Milly say we'll help you, Tracy.

-Thanks, you two.

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OK, guys, and, uh, spider.

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Let's get our additives back before we all turn...

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nice.

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So you wind me up for weeks and weeks about my cooking,

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and now you want me to take it over again?

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Yep. Can't wait for Mike's Special Fish Surprise!

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-You said it smelt like sewage worker's wellies.

-In a good way.

-You said it tasted like bin juice.

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We like bin juice!

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See? It's a compliment!

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You are not gonna get around me that easily. Things have been nice and quiet here since Bouncer took over,

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and that's the way... # Uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh... #

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What? It's a joke!

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Come on, lighten up!

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I am the tree of the universe.

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The winds of love blow through my every leaf.

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What are you doing?

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Isn't it beautiful? Rio's written a poem, and we're exploring our emotions through movement!

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-Come on guys, join in!

-Join us.

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-Join us.

-No, Milly!

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-Marco, we have to get out of here!

-I can't leave her!

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Join us...join us...join us....

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join us...join us...

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All right, I give up.

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-Where's the taste?

-Sorry.

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Taste would destroy the natural balance of ming and mank.

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Ying and yang.

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You guys actually LIKE this?

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Course they do! It's about time they had some healthy food.

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Oh, as opposed to mine, I suppose?

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-No offence, like.

-Please don't fight!

-We're not!

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OK, I know how to solve this once and for all.

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-How?

-A cooking contest.

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-The loser never cooks at the Dumping Ground ever again.

-And who judges this contest?

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-Isn't it obvious? Me!

-You?

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-No way!

-I think we should find a neutral judge.

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Can't we make it a contest where everyone wins?

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Yeah!

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Competition really misaligns your...

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Chakras.

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OK...those two.

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You're on.

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-Want a bite?

-I don't eat bread any more.

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Shame.

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Dried tofu?

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Bulgur wheat? Bruv, you don't actually like this stuff?

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Of course I do. It's natural...and it's healthy,

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and then there's the ying... and the yang.

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-For the love of Billie Piper, give me that cheese sandwich!

-Bounce...

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who are you trying to impress, mate?

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There's this girl on my course.

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Women?

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Your second greatest weakness.

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What's her name?

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Eh, Forest Rain Mountain Blossom.

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Her real name.

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Lucy Jones. She only goes out with macrobiotic vegans. I was trying to prove I'm good enough for her.

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Of course you are. But cook healthy NORMAL food for the kids - don't turn them into robot aliens.

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-Macrobiotic vegans.

-Exactly.

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You're right.

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I should do some real cooking.

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That's mine.

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We can't rely on the hippy twins to pick the winner. It's sabotage time.

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I need you to distract Bouncer while I chuck a load of chilli powder in his food.

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-What's wrong?

-It seems so mean. Poor Bouncer, he's worked so hard.

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Oh, Roxy, not you too!

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Sorry, Tracy. I can't fight it any more. I've got to give Rio a hug.

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Ladies and gentlemen, steamed broccoli, Brussels sprouts, organic couscous

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and...

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bancha twig tea.

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Mmmm, delicious.

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-Yes!

-OK, well you've tried the rest, now try the best!

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Pasta a la Bouncer.

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Chicken in a tomato sauce.

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And to drink...

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for a special treat only, fizzy pop.

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Better not. Additives and me, not a pretty sight.

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-You were supposed to cook your usual splodge!

-He should be disqualified!

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Judges, take your forks!

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-Water!

-Here you go.

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-Aaarrgh!

-Alice!

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It's the additives! I told you, they make me loopy.

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Food fight!

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Stop it! Stop...!

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Sorry, I don't know what's got into me!

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-50 different E-numbers and a bit of chilli!

-I can't believe I started this!

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Nor can I. Nice work. And that's coming from a professional.

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# I can make my world come true

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# All my dreams will see me through

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# And the fight won't get me down

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# My dreams will turn things all around

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# With a smile upon my face

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# I can see a better place

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# Doesn't matter what may come my way

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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