Two's a Crowd The Story of Tracy Beaker


Two's a Crowd

Drama series about life in a children's home. Trouble strikes the Dumping Ground when someone sets out to ruin the visitors' day, and Marco faces a tough decision.


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-# I can make my world come true

-Make my world come true

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# My dreams will see me through Doesn't matter what may come my way

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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Special Guest Day.

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What genius come up with that idea?

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Er, hello? We're here cos nobody wants us, remember?

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Your dad'll be here soon.

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Yeah, where have I heard that before?

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Freddie's not here yet either.

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You don't think they've forgotten, do you?

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Traffic must be bad. That's all.

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You're meant to be late for parties.

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-It's fashionable.

-Where did you come from?

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I'm practising my secret-agent sneaking.

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-You're getting good.

-Have you got a guest coming?

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The CIA are sending a tough-talking super-agent to help on my mission.

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-KNOCK AT DOOR

-That'll be her now.

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Milly, tough-talking?

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-You better believe it.

-Oh, no. No, I can't believe this is happening!

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Must've been something you said.

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What did you have to bring dog-face here for?

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-Nice to see you too!

-All I wanted was some time with you on my own.

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Justine, we have to get this sorted out.

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What's to sort? He moved in. I hated him. And I moved out. Sorted.

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-Stop it!

-Would anyone like some lemonade?

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-Or peanuts?

-No, ta, I'm allergic.

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-To lemonade?

-No, to nuts.

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They make my throat close up.

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-You could die.

-No, it's OK, see, cos I carry this pen.

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If I accidentally eat anything with nuts in it, I inject myself.

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-It's dead simple.

-Just like you.

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You two have a nice day - together!

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Justine, wait!

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You know, you should really give your cousin a chance.

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He's got a lovely aura... all purple and sparkly.

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Makes me glad I've got second sight.

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If you've got second sight, it needs glasses.

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SIREN

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Go on! Shoot!

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-Oh, Lol!

-# There's only one Rio Wellard!

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# There's only one Rio Wellard! #

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THEY LAUGH

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# Goal! #

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-# Ain't we lucky there ain't two... #

-Can I join in?

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Sure.

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-Would you like some help with that?

-Thank you. I'd love some help.

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Would you mind taking these coats inside for me?

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No problem. Glad to be of assistance.

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-I didn't know you had a guest, Alice.

-I don't.

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-Oh. So, whose guest are you, then?

-Roxy's.

-Roxy?

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-This is Emily. She's my best mate.

-Any friend of Roxy's is a friend of mine.

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Come on, Roxy.

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Course. You know me, I love to lend a hand.

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Roxy, have you been in the sun too long?

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I'm so pleased you came.

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It's days like this I really miss Grandpa.

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You're doing really well.

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And I'm glad to be here.

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-Are you tired?

-Tired? Me?

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I'm a long-distance runner.

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Don't even know the... meaning of the...word.

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HE SNORES

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-Jackie...

-Shh!

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-Where's Justine?

-I thought she was outside with her dad.

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No, he's playing footie. With her cousin.

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-That can't be good. Come on, let's go look for her.

-Yeah. Hi.

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Justine? What you doing in here?

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-Teaching my dad a lesson.

-I think he's a slow learner.

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You don't have to talk to him. You can hang out with us.

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-And give your dad the evils from the sidelines.

-All right, then.

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Hi!

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Ah, Marco. A word in the office, if I may?

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They're taking me in for torture.

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Don't worry, Agent Milly, I'll never talk.

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After you...

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-Greetings, Marco, how's it hanging?

-Sorry, Mr Boxer, that's classified.

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Ah, a secret agent, eh?

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There's nothing for it, Mrs Boxer.

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We'll have to administer the truth drug.

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-Ze green vons are ze most powerful.

-Oh, no, not the green ones!

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We've got some very exciting news for you, Marco.

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The panel have assessed your form F, and...

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it's been accepted!

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We've finished the paperwork on your fostering.

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Your mission is to come and live with us!

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Mission accepted.

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-I'll just have to brief Agent Milly first.

-Is Milly your friend who never speaks?

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Oh, yes. It's all very sad.

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Milly's not sad. She's the best friend I've ever had.

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Those two are inseparable.

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Well, run along then, Marco, and go and brief "agent" Milly.

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Good man. Shot! >

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It's yours, take it on.

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-All the way down.

-HE BLOWS WHISTLE Right, game over. Time for tea.

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Don't blow the whistle yet, ref, the super-sub's on!

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-Er, I think the super-sub's off.

-What's that, lad?

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Your hair.

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Oh, no, I've gone mouldy!

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No. It's green paint.

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I'll find out who did this.

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- It was her! - Me?

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Typical. Something goes wrong, just blame a Wellard's friend.

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Her hands were covered in green.

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-Yeah.

-You must be confusing me with someone else.

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There's no green paint now, Jackie.

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-But...I saw her.

-Emily's been with us all afternoon.

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Show's over, go on, tea, go.

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-Freddie, do you want some help cleaning up?

-Don't worry about it.

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I've always wanted to be a punk rocker.

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Milly, please don't be angry with me.

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I'll visit you all the time.

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Every week. Every day.

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I'll buy you loads of presents.

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I won't forget you.

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Milly!

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Agent Milly! Do you read me?

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OK, then, party people, get ready for Murder By Mocha.

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Come on, Justine, cake makes it better.

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-Bruv, they're minging.

-What have you put in it?

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I didn't make these.

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Someone's messed with my mocha.

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Cayenne pepper, tomato sauce, cod liver oil and...

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-Pickled gherkins. Any chance of seconds?

-John! What's the matter?

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You forgot one crucial ingredient. Nuts!

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OK, just relax. Everything's going to be fine.

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Just breathe as deeply as you can, John. You're going to be fine.

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Just relax, yeah?

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Coming through!

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Step back, everyone.

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He just needs an injection.

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I thought you'd done a runner.

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-Well done, love.

-It's nothing.

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So tell me, vot are your problems?

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I want to be fostered by the Boxers. They're perfect.

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Zen why aren't you happy?

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I don't want to leave Milly behind.

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You can't be in two places at once.

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Tell me something I don't know, Doc!

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I can't believe someone sneaked into the kitchen and spiked my brownies.

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Right after they'd done Freddie's head. Look!

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You know what this is? Sabotage.

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Someone's trying to ruin guest day? Yep. And they can't get away with it.

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Nobody greens my friends.

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-How are you feeling now?

-I'm OK.

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-But you nearly had your dad to yourself again there.

-Typical.

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-Thanks, Justine.

-It's OK.

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-Besides, I've always wanted to stick a needle in you.

-I noticed.

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I never meant to come between you and your dad.

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If you want your old room back, I'll be fine on the sofa.

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Thanks, I'll think about it.

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-All right, you two?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Wait!

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Someone's booby-trapped the doors.

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Er, look what I've found!

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I knew it! You are so busted.

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-Come out of there!

-Do you think I'm stupid?

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You guard the door, I'll get Mike.

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He's making it up. Emily hasn't done anything.

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OK. Emily, come out with your green hands up!

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What's wrong?

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You've got to believe me, she was covered in green paint!

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-How do you do that?

-Never mind, Emily. They're always making up lies about me, too.

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Come on, guys, what's going on here, huh?

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-Twins!

-And both evil.

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Leg it!

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What's all the noise? What's going on?

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Don't worry, Special Agent Marco.

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We were attacked but we've got it under control.

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Meester and Meesus Boxer, I have invented a machine zat vill turn me into a zuper-bionic foster-child.

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But somesing vent wrong.

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Ze machine turned me into...

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a two-headed monster!

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And now you have to foster me and my other head.

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Please?

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Um...Elaine, I assume a two-headed monster requires more paperwork?

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-Yes!

-That's not the point, Mr Boxer.

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A child-centric approach is pivotal to my strategy.

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-What's that in English?

-I need informed consent from Milly herself.

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Oh, Milly...

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..do you understand what's going on?

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Do you want to go home with these nice people?

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Of course I do. Are you mad?!

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Let's file form F immediately, I've got some packing to do.

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