Act Two The Tale of Mr Tumble

HONK! HONK! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Hello, Justin here. We've got a great show for you today.

But before we get started, let's take a look at the story so far.

One, two, three!

Honk, honk, honk. Hello!

Come and say hello to all of our friends, there you go.

"Wah!" Oh, he's crying a bit. He's crying.

SQUEAK! He's a Tumble, all right.

Never mind, I'll just carry on calling you The Boy.

It'll never catch on. HONK! HONK!

-SQUEAK!

-Well, let's go, then!

-Right.

-What's happened to your waistcoat?

-It's covered in stars.

Grandad, Grandad, don't you see?

Having stars on my waistcoat is like having all my friends here

-with me all the time.

-Now, to the business of the day.

I'm looking for people with something extra.

Something extraordinary, something excellent. Well, something good.

Tumbl-l-l-l-le!

CHEERING

Yes?

Whoa... Oh!

You see, that's what we needed - a little bit of class.

-But isn't that Old MacDonald Had A F...?

-Ssssh!

HE SINGS IN ITALIAN

# And a quack-quack there

# There a quack

# Everywhere a quack-quack

# E-I-E-I-O. #

# We see beauty within. #

-Oh!

-APPLAUSE

I, erm... I don't think I need this any more.

Now, either you get back down to the basement where you belong

or you leave this school for ever.

Back to work, everyone.

We are here in the basement.

Yup, that's where I work.

Now, it's technically not a basement -

it's the basement of the basement.

It's a bit like a basement, but it's darker, colder,

wetter and it's really pongy.

Mr Tumble!

Hello, Tootsie, how are you?

I just came down to see how you are.

Oh, thank you. You're such a good friend.

Uh, actually, I was meaning to ask you...

Well, tell you, I like your waistcoat.

-I thought your opera singing was very funny.

-Oh, thank you!

Hang on a minute, it wasn't supposed to be funny!

Honestly, it was supposed to be very serious.

Costa Tenor became CROSS-ta Tenor,

and Miss Eerie seriously doubts I've got anything at all.

Wowza, this place is really dark and damp and...

-Uh, I love it.

-Oh, thanks, Pod.

You have to work down here all the time?

-Yes, Shelley!

-Psychologically speaking,

I think this will inevitably have a detrimental effect

-on your prescient consciousness.

-Pardon, Baxter?

-He said you must find this a bit sad.

-Oh, no, no, no.

I'm very happy, actually, because we found something sensational -

your voice!

But what about you, Mr Tumble? Do you like doing all the chores?

Yes.

You see, Tootsie, it's not what you do, it's the way that you do it.

Come on, everyone!

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

# And that's what gets results. #

Are you going to help us with our chores?

First of all, we need to fill the buckets up with water.

Thank you, Tootsie. Let's turn on the tap, everyone. Here we go!

# This is the way we turn on the tap

# Turn on the tap, turn on the tap

# This is the way we turn on the tap

# To keep the emporium clean. #

Right, I'll fill this bucket up, Katia. Oh, hang on a minute.

This tap's not working. What am I going to do, eh?

Whoa! Argh!

-I'm soaked now. Honestly!

-Thanks, Mr T!

-Thanks... Oh! Tootsie.

Oh, that was right in my face. Honestly!

Right, now we need to mop the floors. Hold your mops out, everyone.

Are you ready? Here we go!

# This is the way we mop the floor

# Mop the floor, mop the floor

# This is the way we mop the floor

# To keep the emporium clean. #

Well done. Right, I'll just go and... Ah! Hang on a minute.

Got my foot caught in the... Ow! I'm getting soaked as well.

Oh, stop it! Ah...

What's next? Honestly! Right...

Oh, I think I know the answer to that, Mr T. Next up is the dusting.

-Ah, good idea. Thank you.

-Good luck.

Come on, everyone, hold your dusters out and get ready to dust it down.

# This is the way we dust it down

# Dust it down, dust it down

# This is the way we dust it down

# To keep the emporium clean. #

Well done. I'll give this a good shake-out. Phugh! Argh!

I've got my foot caught again. Argh!

What's going on? Get out of it! Argh!

I don't believe it. Oh, I'm soaked again.

Really! Right, what's next?

-It's vacuums next, Mr T.

-Baxter, that vacuum is tiny.

All right, I'll give it a go. Here we go.

# This is the way we vacuum the floor... #

Legs up. That's it, thank you.

Legs up, thank you.

There we go, right.

Baxter, this is tiny. I need a bigger vacuum. Honestly!

Right, I'll get this one over here. Argh!

Oh... I can't... Whoa!

Hey, I've got my foot caught in the bucket again.

Argh!

Get out of it!

Oh! Oh, honestly.

Oh...

APPLAUSE

Oh, that really was something wonderful!

-It's so nice just to have a bit of fun.

-Yeah, fun.

Things upstairs are unrelenting in their astringent and sombre tone.

What did you say, Baxter?

-Things upstairs are still very serious.

-Oh.

-MISS EERIE:

-Tumbl-l-l-le!

-Miss Eerie!

-We shouldn't be down here.

-She'll go mad if she finds us!

-Initiate concealment!

-What?

-Hide!

Quick, hide, hide, hide!

What's going on, Tumble? I heard singing and dancing and...fun.

Erm, ahem. Hello, Miss Eerie.

Yeah, we were singing, but now we're all working.

-Aren't we, everyone? AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

You see, now we're all mopping very hard. Mopping.

-Mopping?

-Yup, mopping.

-Mopping.

-Always mopping.

-Mopping, you say?

-Yeah, eyes to the ground.

Mopping. Little thing - I find a mop works better

if you mop the other way round.

Oh, yeah. Top tip, ha-ha.

-Di-di-di...

-What are you doing?

-That way, you fool!

-Oh, I see. Oh!

That's going to be a time-saver.

Come out, come out, I know you're in here.

Right, listen up, everyone.

We are about to be inspected.

Aha. Well, don't you worry, Miss Eerie,

we'll have the emporium spick-and-span in no time at all.

Hmm.

And the inspectors are very...

LAUGHTER

..very serious. It's not a laughing matter!

Why are you laughing?

LAUGHTER

It's not funny, it's very serious!

Never been so insulted!

The inspectors are very, very...

LAUGHTER

Why are you laughing?!

It's a very serious matter!

As I was saying, the inspectors are very, very serious...

LAUGHTER

So we have to put our best, most wonderful, most amazing

and our most serious performance on to date.

Now, I know that each of you still has something,

something with which you can shine.

In your case, it's a damp cloth.

-Uh...

-So I want you to step up and show exactly what you can do.

Oh, and Mr Tumble? I want you to...

Yes?

Maybe sing?

# Oh, the hokey cokey! #

Everyone!

ALL: # Oh, the hokey cokey! #

Come on!

# Oh, the hokey cokey

# Knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra! #

Well done.

Maybe you want me to dance.

# Ra-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da

# Da-da cha-ca-cha. #

Ha-ha! Or maybe some serious acting.

Oh, Miss Eerie, your hair is so beautiful.

Do you love me?

No? Oh, here, but I swept the floor.

Ha-ha, no, Mr Tumble, I want you to stay out of everyone's way!

Ah!

-Back to work, everybody.

-SHE CLAPS

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Not you, I wasn't...

Doh!

Miss Eerie's still upset with me, isn't she, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

-Oh, dear. It's a shame.

We don't need the inspectors to show Miss Eerie how much

good there is inside all of the pupils. Hang on a minute.

Will you help me to show Miss Eerie how much good they have inside them?

Yes!

Ah, thank you! I'll see you later, bye!

Bye!

-Oh, hello, Pod! Can we help you?

-Probably not.

-Are you here to pick a costume for the inspection?

-I suppose so.

-Well, decide what you'd like to try on...

-And we'll find it for you.

Well, thank you very much.

You know these costumes?

They're really wonderful but I have no idea which one I should pick out.

Pod, there you are! You got here first.

Your high-velocity perambulation indicates an enthusiasm

for bedecking yourself in the most elegant vestiges.

-What?

-You ran here so quickly

you must have really wanted a good costume.

You came to the right place.

This has always been one of my favourite rooms in the emporium,

where you can dress up and be whoever you want to be.

-Yeah, but that's just it.

-What's it?

-Well...

-Go on, Pod, you can tell us.

We're your friends.

-I've always thought that...

-Excuse me, coming through.

I've just got to impress Miss Eerie more than ever now. Hi, Tootsie.

Got to work, unfortunately. There we are. Just ignore me. Right.

You may desist your discontinuance.

He means stop stopping. I mean, carry on.

Right, well, the problem is that I don't know who Miss Eerie

wants me to be. I don't know what my "something" is.

Well, that's easy.

Let's write a list of all the wonderful happy things about you.

I mean, you're... You're here and, erm...

And I love the way you always hide your smile and, erm...

Your melancholy is truly unsurpassed.

Look, Pod, let's just be serious for one second.

OK, look, it's not who Miss Eerie wants you to be,

it's who YOU want to be, isn't it, everyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

Of course! You're in exactly the right place

to be whoever you want to be.

Why don't you tell me who you'd like to be?

OK, why don't we dress up in lots of different costumes

and then Pod can decide who he wants to be?

Are you ready, everyone?

Turn the machine. Turn it, turn it. Join in, join in.

Turn it, turn it. Let's hear you.

AUDIENCE CHANTS

Look, we've got an astronaut. I'd like to be an astronaut.

Fantastic. Join in, everyone.

# When I grow up, I'd like to be

# An astronaut, all silvery

# Walking through the galaxy

# An astronaut is what I'd like to be

# Walk slow, walk slow

# Walk slow, walk slow

# When I grow up, an astronaut

# Is what I'd like to be. #

Come on, everyone, let's see you walk very slowly,

like an astronaut. Very good.

What do you think? Pretty galactic, eh?

-Actually, I think it's a bit slow.

-Shall we turn the machine again?

Come on, everyone. Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!

A clown? That's mine!

# When I grow up, I'd like to be

# A clown, so people laugh at me

# Walking with enormous feet

# Oh, be a clown with me

# Turn around

# And then we'll bow

# Turn around

# And then we'll bow

# When I grow up, a clown is what

# Is what I'd like to be. #

Good one, Tootsie. Everyone, stomp around like a clown.

And beep your noses! HONK! HONK!

What do you think? Pretty clowny, hey?

-Actually, I think it's a bit silly.

-Oh, erm...

I'm very much anticipating the boisterous jollity

-of experimenting in unfamiliar livery!

-What?

He says he wants to try something on.

Come on, then, Baxter, your turn. Come on, everyone, here we go.

EVERYONE CHANTS: Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!

-Right, what have we got?

-Oh, wonderful, a picaroon!

Ah, that's a pirate! Get ready to set sail. Here we go!

# When I grow up, I'd like to be

# A pirate on the open sea

# Steer the ship so carefully

# You can steer the ship with me

# Spin the wheel this way

# Spin the wheel that way

# Spin the wheel this way

# Spin the wheel that way

# When I grow up, a pirate is

# Is what I'd like to be. #

Arrr! Good one, Baxterrr!

What do you think? A pirate! How exciting.

-Well, actually, it's a bit wet.

-Oh, I don't know, Pod.

-Do you want your jacket back?

-Yes, please. Thank you very much.

Whoa, wait a second.

-Ha-ha!

-Pod!

Yeah?

-ALL: You're smiling!

-Oh, yeah!

We didn't realise you had teeth! Wow!

Hey, Pod, you found something happy.

I now know who I want to be. I want to be...

-me!

-Yay!

-See you later.

-See you later!

Wow, that was fantastic. Well done, everyone!

APPLAUSE

Good singing. Oh, I'm feeling happy now.

Listen, I wonder if you could help me again.

I, erm, I would like to get Tootsie a present

but I don't know what to get her.

-Shall we have a look inside the bag? AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

All right. Tell you what, we're going to need some magic.

Are you ready?

Take your finger and touch your nose.

Blink three times, everyone, and...

Away it goes!

Thank you. Right, let's have a look, shall we?

Oh, look! Good idea. What's that?

Balloon!

It's a balloon, yeah. Do you think Tootsie would like a balloon?

-Yes.

-All right, let's go and find out. Bye-bye, everyone!

-Bye!

Hello, Mr Tumble.

Hello, Tootsie. Ahem.

I, erm... Well, the thing is,

I've, erm, I've got something for you.

Wait.

It's a balloon.

Erm, wait.

LAUGHTER

Wait!

Tootsie, there you go.

# You've got something I like. #

A balloon.

# You've got something so fine. #

It's another balloon.

# When I'm feeling low

# There's one thing that I know

# It's that you will always lift me

# Give me get up and go

# Yes, you've got something. #

A balloon?

# It's the smile in your eyes

# The love in your heart

# You bring fun to everyone

# No matter who they are

# Together forever, we'll be friends to the end

# Cos you've got something...

# Inflatable. #

-There you go.

-Thank you, Mr Tumble.

-Tootsie, wait.

-# You've got something I like

-I'm delirious you're not serious

-# You've got something that's fine

-I'm delighted you're not miserable

# My heart bursts into song

BOTH: # Cos your face isn't long

# And my happy ever after

# Is filled with lots of laughter

# Cos you've got something

# It's the smile in your eyes

# The love in your heart

# You bring fun to everyone

# No matter who they are

# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end

# Cos you've got something

# It's the smile in your eyes

# The love in your heart

# We bring fun to everyone

# No matter who they are

# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end

# Cos you've got something. #

Tootsie, wait.

# You've got something...

# Special. #

That's for you, Tootsie.

Oh, thank you, Mr Tumble.

They're beautiful! Oh...

SHE GIGGLES

Tumble!

Tootsie, you'd better go. You'll get into trouble! Hey...

Tootsie!

SHE GIGGLES

Bye!

Tootsie!

-Is Tootsie here, Tumble?

-Erm, ahem. Uh, no.

Then why were you calling for her?

Ah, because I stubbed my tootsie, yes.

"Ow, my tootsie!"

Hmm.

Yes, well, if you see her, send her to me.

Right, will do.

I don't want anything going wrong with the inspection today.

Of course not, ho-ho.

And you staying out of the way is the only chance I've got.

Right, I'll stay out of the way, don't you worry. Ha-ha.

That was close! Thank you, everyone.

I'd better go and see my friends. See you later!

-AUDIENCE:

-Bye!

Baxter! Baxter, are you all right?

I'm afraid the situation is unpredictably disastrous

-and unnerving.

-Come on, Baxter, it can't be that bad.

-Why are you so worried?

-My individual USP, my...

-Something?

-Affirmative!

-BALLOON POPS

-Whoa!

GONG CRASH

-Oh! Oh, dear.

-You all right, Tootsie?

-Yeah, I just ran into a flock of pigeons.

-Oh.

-Anyway, how's things here?

-Baxter's a bit worried about his something.

He's not sure what it is yet.

He's got the serious bit down to a T.

I know, why don't we all think about what Baxter's something might be?

Let's all think.

MR TUMBLE: Coming through. Now, listen, I've really got to work now.

No more fun and games, ho-ho!

I've got to impress Miss Eerie, so ignore me. That's it. Guys?

Over here, I'm working. Guys? GUYS?

-ALL:

-Shh!

-Oh! Baxter, what's wrong?

-He's worried about his spot for the inspection.

-Is he?

Hey, Baxter, I can help you with that. Yep, with my friends too.

Come on. Let's have a look inside my bag.

Right, you know what to do, everyone. Watch this, Baxter. Right.

Take your finger and...

Touch your nose.

-Blink three times...

-One, two, three.

-And... AUDIENCE:

-Off it goes.

Thank you. Right, let's see what we've got for you.

Oh, look, there's a spot.

Well, erm, thank you, Mr Tumble,

but this isn't going to help me find my something.

It's not just any old spot, that's a circle. I've got lots of shapes here.

Can you do something with these?

What are we going to do with a lot of shapes?

-Not just shapes, raw materials!

-Raw materials?

-Things we build with!

Aha! Join in, everyone!

# We're going to draw a shape in the air

# We're going to draw a shape in the air

# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #

Ah, yes.

# We're going to leave it hanging there

# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #

Draw a square, everyone.

# One side, two sides, three sides and then four

# One side, two sides, three sides and then four

# One side, two sides, three and four

# Each side's the same - you don't need any more

# One side, two sides, three sides and then four. #

Very good. What next?

Watch this.

What's happening?

You see, I can use a square to make a picture of a castle.

A castle!

-Oh, my turn, my turn! I want to do three sides.

-Go, Shelley!

# Here and there, one, two, three. #

A triangle, everyone. Join in.

# Here and there, one, two, three

# One, two, three, three sides, you see

# Three sides are all you'll ever need

# Here and there, one, two, three. #

I have an idea.

Whoa, it's a sailboat made of triangles!

-That's very clever, Baxter. Can I have a go?

-Of course.

-How many sides?

-Not sides, points. Copy me, everyone!

Come on, then. Off you go, Tootsie.

# One and two and three and four and five. #

I think I've got it.

# One and two and three and four and five. #

Oh, lovely.

# One, two, three, four and then five

# Twinkling stars have come alive

# One and two and three and four and five. #

Oh, that's tricky, that. I have an idea.

POD: Oh, wow, that's a starfish! That's really clever, Baxter.

MR TUMBLE: Fantastic, Baxter, well done. Can I have a go?

Of course, Mr Tumble. How many sides?

-One.

-One side?

-Yeah. Watch me, everyone.

# Round and round and round and round it goes. #

What is it, everyone?

# Round and round and round and round it goes. #

That's right, a circle.

# Round and round and round it goes

# Where it stops, nobody knows

# Round and round and round and round it goes. #

I like circles. Watch this.

Whoa!

Baxter, you're so clever. Last time, everyone.

# We're going to draw a shape in the air

# We're going to draw a shape in the air

# We're going to draw a shape in the air

# We're going to leave it hanging there

# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #

Yay!

APPLAUSE

Well done, Baxter. Don't you see? You have found something clever!

Oh, thank you, Mr Tumble.

You appear to have aided the discovery of my individual USP.

-What?

-Tootsie, Shelley!

Miss Eerie, quick!

She's coming, she's coming!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I might have known you'd be down here

wasting your time clowning around with Mr Tumble.

No, no, no, we're being very serious.

-Oh, your tootsies are much better, I see.

-Oh, yes.

-Yes.

Well, this is your final warning.

When the inspectors are here, I expect you to stand still,

be stony-faced and whatever happens, stay serious.

But, Mum, Mr Tumble, he was only helping...

Tootsie, you can't listen to what Mr Tumble says. He's just a clown.

-AUDIENCE:

-Aww!

Don't worry, Mr Tumble, Mum's just nervous.

This school means so much to her.

But I think you're important.

Thank you, Tootsie.

Mr Tumble, your bag! It's become bedecked in circles!

Oh, yes.

Look, it's my spotty bag!

I like the spots, I think I'll keep these.

Oh, no, now we have to go get ready for the inspectors!

They're not here yet. Let's sit down and...

EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE

Guys. Guys!

Don't worry about the inspectors.

It's not about the inspectors, it's about who you are.

Shelley, we have found something sensational - your voice.

Pod, we found something happy.

Baxter, we found something very clever.

And, Tootsie, wow, you can fly!

Well said, Mr Tumble.

-Come on, you lot, let's show them what we've got.

-Good idea.

Oh, ladies and gentlemen,

esteemed inspectors of seriousness,

welcome to my Emporium of Excellence.

I take being serious very seriously.

Nothing in life should be treated lightly,

otherwise it has no dignity, no purpose, no meaning.

Here, we value austerity over hilarity,

weighty over whimsical and funereal over funny.

So, hope you enjoy your visit. But first, some refreshments.

-Ah, Tumble, over there, please.

-What?

-Put them over there.

-Over there?

-Over there.

-Over there?

-Over there.

I said over there.

-Yes, over there.

-What?

-Over there!

-Oh, over there!

-Yes, over there!

-Why didn't you say so?

-I did say that. Why are you going over there?

You'll be very impressed. Argh! SPLAT

Oh, dear. I think we've, erm, run out of pies.

-Oh!

-I'll get some more.

-Oh!

Oh, get... Gah!

I am so sorry! This has...

This has never happened before in my establishment.

Can I please offer my sincerest and most grovelliest apologies?

I'm so, so sorry.

I might have known that when I accepted a clown

into this establishment all I'd end up with is a clown.

The only way I'm going to stop you being a clown

is to wipe off that red nose.

-AUDIENCE:

-Oh, no!

Oh, yes, I'm sorry. He's had his chance.

AUDIENCE BOO

You can't do that! I was born with it. I'm a Tumble, aren't I, everyone?

Yes!

I'd rather be nobody if I can't be a Tumble.

-Stand still.

-Oh!

Well, erm, I think there's only one thing for it, everyone. Guys?

Ready?

-ALL:

-Ready!

Right, run!

MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

Argh!

SPLAT

APPLAUSE

Oh!

Oh-ho-ho!

Oh-ho!

Oh-ho-ho!

Hang on, what's that sound?

It appears to be an inadvertent vocal reaction to something amusing.

Laughter!

-Mr Tumble...

-I can explain.

Oh, you really are something.

Yeah, but what happened...

Never in all my years at the emporium has

-something like this happened...

-I'm so sorry! I...

..and I thank you.

What?

I thank you!

OK, quiet, everyone. I have an announcement to make.

From this moment on, there will be no more seriousness in my school...

SHE GIGGLES

..only laughter.

The Emporium of Excellence shall become The School of Silly.

No, no, no, I have something better -

the Faculty of Fun!

No, what about the Emporium of Euphoria?

Oh!

And, grumpy inspectors, there's no point you being here any more,

ho-ho!

So if you could leave by the back door. Now.

Mr Tumble, do you know,

I'd forgotten how good it feels to laugh.

-I always really wanted to be like you.

-Like me?

What, you mean a clown?

Yes. Well, I wanted to make people happy.

-You just seem to do it by accident.

-Well, really!

It's actually the end result of 25 years of hard work, but thank you!

LAUGHTER

Now, let me do something about that tie.

Eh? OK, but I like this tie. BOING! HONK!

Ah! Ha-ha!

APPLAUSE

-Wow, thank you very much.

-And thank you, Mr Tumble.

-You helped give me my confidence.

-Oh, my pleasure, Shelley.

And you helped me realise who I am.

-Oh, thank you, Pod!

-Thank you.

And you helped me enjoy my rather cerebral approach

to everyday situations.

You're welcome, Baxter.

You know what, Mr Tumble? You really do have something.

Really?

Something special.

Thank you.

And Mr Tumble?

-You are the bestest friend I've ever had.

-Oh!

And you're the bestest friend I've ever had too.

It...

It's the bag again.

I think we need some more magic, everyone. Are you ready?

Here we go.

Take your finger and touch your nose.

Blink three times and...

-AUDIENCE:

-Off it goes!

Right, let's see what it is.

Oh, look, it's a "Ch".

-A C and an H? That doesn't make sense.

-No...

Hang on a minute, I think I know what this means.

This makes Miss Eerie into Miss...

Cheerie!

Oh!

-What's happening, Mr Tumble?

-It's the bag again. You know what?

We've got a wonderful surprise for you, everyone.

Please give a huge welcome to our wonderful signing choir.

APPLAUSE

Here they come!

Hello, everyone.

That's it, come on through. Fantastic.

Now, Miss Cheerie, would you join us in our song?

That would make me very happy, Mr Tumble.

What about all of our friends?

Are you going to sing along with us, everyone?

-Yes!

-OK, here we go!

# Hello, hello

# How are you?

# Hello, hello

# It's good to see you

# I say hello

# I'm happy that you came

# I say hello

# Please tell me

# Please tell me

# Please tell me

# Your name. #

Well done!

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Tootsie, let's sing our song. Are you ready?

# It's the smile in your eyes

# The love in your heart

# We bring fun to everyone no matter who they are

# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end

# Cos you've got something special

# You've got something I like

# You've got something that's fine

# When I'm feeling down

# I know that if you're around

# The grey skies will be sunny

# Cos you're fabulous and funny

# Yes, you've got something

# The smile in your eyes

# The love in your heart

# You bring fun to everyone

# No matter who they are

# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end

# Yes, you've got something special. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Fantastic.

Come on, everyone, let's finish with a party.

Get ready to honk your noses! Miss Cheerie, come on - honk, honk, honk.

Ha-ha! Oh! Here we go!

# Honk, honk, honk... #

Can't hear you, come on!

# Honk, honk, honk How are you? #

Louder!

# Honk, honk, honk Hello!

# Honk, honk, honk Are you having fun?

# As I travel the world every boy and girl

# Just goes honk, honk, honk Why don't you give it a whirl?

# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy

# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy too. #

Yeah, let's go!

# When I walk down the street I wave to passers-by

# The thing that always makes me smile may take you by surprise

# It's not a wave, it's not a hug

# It's not a kiss right on the mug

# I need a helping hand - no way!

# I just go honk, honk, honk and we're set up for the day. #

Let's raise the roof!

# Honk, honk, honk... # Hello! Louder!

# Honk, honk, honk How are you?

# Honk, honk, honk Hello!

# Honk, honk, honk Are you having fun?

# As we travel the world

# Every boy and girl just goes honk, honk, honk

# Why don't you give it a whirl?

# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy

# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy too. #

Wa-hey!

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