The Big Bang The Zoo
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TORTOISE BEATBOXES | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Huh? | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
THEY SING IN SCAT STYLE | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
Hmmm! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Urgh! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
SPLASH! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
THEY SING A CRESCENDO | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Shut up. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
It's Monday morning at the zoo, | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
and all the animals are having an absolute blast. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
BANG! Whoa! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-That's not the kind of blast I was talking about, Hank. -Huh? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
And should you really be playing with firecrackers? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
I don't know what you're talking about. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-You do know they're dangerous, Hank. -What? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
You're supposed to be a safe distance away from them. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
-What's a safe distance? -BANG! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
-Not that. -What? -Hmmm. Well... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
-BANG! -Have a nice day. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Just make sure you tidy that up. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Keeping things clean and tidy is an important daily part | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
of daily life at the zoo. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
There's snakes to scrub... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
baboons to buff... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
penguins to polish... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
and elephants to... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Well, I can't think of anything. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
-Any thoughts, Jim? -Sorry? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Baboons to buff, penguins to polish, elephants to... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
This? Yeah, pretty much. Can't think of one bigger. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
What? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Anyway, over in the tapir den, keeper Brian is... | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Brian? Brian, what are you doing? That's disgusting! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-I'm cleaning out the tapir pond. -Oh. Yeah, of course. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Yeah, that's...that's exactly what I thought you were doing. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
Anyway, today is a special day in the world of keeping things clean, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:45 | |
because today is inspection day. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Tell us more, Brian. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Yeah, we've got one of our inspections. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
If you don't pass that, then your licence is revoked, and therefore | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
-you can't exist as a zoo any more, so... -Wow. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
The licence could be revoked. That's pretty serious. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
So the zoo could be closed down. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Yes. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
-You missed a bit. -Eh? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
No, nothing. Don't worry about it. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Every year, the inspector calls. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
He starts at one end of the zoo... | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Hello, sir. Welcome, sir. I hope you find everything in order, sir. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
I like your tie. You're very handsome. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
-Has anyone ever told you that? -Oh, you creep! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
..and always ends up with the gorillas. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
This will be a walk in the park. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Each enclosure is given a pass or fail, depending on how clean it is. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
Pass. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
First up is the penguins. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-Oh, I've got to go! I've got to go, boys! -Steve, Steve, no! Hold it in. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Just wait. He's nearly done. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
-Guys, I've really got to go. -Steve, no! Steve, come on! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
The path's just been cleaned, Steve! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
-I'm not going to be able to hold it! -You can hold it in, just 30 seconds! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
-Very good. That's a pass. -PENGUINS: -Hooray! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Well done, boys. Off you go, Steve. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-O-o-o-o-oh! -SPLAT! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Getting each enclosure ready for the inspection | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
is a big and important job. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
But some jobs are more... | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
bigger and more importanter than others. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Tell us more, Matt. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
OK, so the biggest cleaning job is probably cleaning our giraffe beds. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
I would say it's probably the least favourite as well, and it'll take | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
a team of about seven or ten keepers all day to clean out. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
But although it's the biggest cleaning job at the zoo, | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
the giraffe enclosure should be a definite pass, | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
thanks to the army of keepers on hand to... | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-Oh! Hello, Jim. -Hi. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-Just...just you then, huh? -Yeah. Everyone will be coming along, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
as they sort of finish what they're doing, | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
-they'll come in and help me, so... -Right. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
-Hopefully I'm not going to be here too long on my own. -Hmm. You hope. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
-You're not going to help? -Uh, no, um... Well, cos, you know, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
I mean, ordinarily, yes, of course I'd help, Jim, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
but I've...I've forgotten my...wheelbarrow. Ahem! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Over on Gorilla Island, | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Jurgen really doesn't know why everyone gets so excited. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
I really don't know why everyone gets so excited. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
-I said that. -We always pass the inspection. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
You say that, but it is pretty messy round here. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
-BANG! -Urgh! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-And firecrackers in the enclosure are an instant fail, Hank! -Sorry! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Gah! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
But even if we fail, it's no big deal. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Yeah, not normally, but this year it's different. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
-Brian said the licence could be revoked. -What?! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
The licence will be revoked?! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Oh, no! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
What does that actually mean, though? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
It means that any enclosure that isn't totally spotless could be | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
closed down! Over! Caput! Finito! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-Oh! -And you know what that means. -More bananas? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
No! If this enclosure isn't completely spotless, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
-we'll be kicked out! -Oh! -We'd be homeless! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Scavenging for our food! We'll be gone! Over! Caput! Finito! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
-Yes, I get it, Jeffrey. -Look! This place is a tip! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
There's rubbish everywhere, the house is full of trees. And Hank... | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
-BANG! Argh! -What? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
-Stop fiddling with those firecrackers! -I am not... | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
-BANG! -No! Definitely not! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
They're dangerous! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Anyway, if we want to definitely pass the inspection, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
we need to get cleaning. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Yes! No. What? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Dudes, chill out. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
We don't need to lift a finger. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-That's the keepers' job, remember? -Normally, yes. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
But have you seen how dirty the giraffe house is? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
And Jim's over there on his own! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
At this rate, the keepers won't get here in time! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
-I think we should make a start, at least. -Oh, Jeffrey. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Dave is right. We should just chill. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
We've got nothing to worry about. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Argh! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
As the inspector continues his rounds, over in the | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
tamarin enclosure, evil genius Brutus has hatched a plan. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
-I have hatched a plan! -I've already said that. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
-Oh. -Well, what is it, then? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
-Martin... -Nyaaaa-nyaaa! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
..and I have spent the entire morning trashing our enclosure. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Wow. Well, it doesn't sound like one of your best plans. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-You know there's an inspection going on? -Exactly. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
Right at this very moment, all the keepers are busy | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
cleaning up our mess. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Which means there's no-one there to help Jim. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
It'll take him all day. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
So no-one will have time to clean the gorilla enclosure, | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
meaning it'll be shut down. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Over! Caput! Finito! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Take your time, boys. There's no rush. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
And with that stupid, stinking simian Jurgen out of the way, | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
the zoo will be mine! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
And tomorrow, the world! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
Hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-heh-heh! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Heh-heh! Heh-heh! Heh. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
-You quite finished? -Yep. -Good. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
So, as the inspector reaches the tortoises... | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Yo, who this guy? -The inspector. -And what he do? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-He's checking to see if your enclosure's clean. -For what? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-To decide whether to kick you out of the zoo or not. -What?! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
But I got so much more I want to do here! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Me and Reggie was going to start a book club. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
-Little Jimmy was going to get the band back together. -Pass. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-Tina and me were... -It's all right. You've passed. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
-You're staying. -Man, that was emotional! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
So, as the inspection continues, over in the giraffe house, all the | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
keepers have finally turned up to... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Oh, no. No, no. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
No, it's still just Jim on his own. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Probably your worst day ever, hmm? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
It pretty much is, yeah. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
It's...it's not something everybody looks forward to. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
-You missed a bit. -Huh? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Nothing. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
I'll just leave you two to it. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Yeah. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
With the keepers still busy cleaning up Brutus's mess... | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-Take your time! -..and Jim still struggling on his own, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
on Gorilla Island, Jurgen and the boys are still waiting for | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
their cleaning team to arrive. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Oh, no! The inspector's just left the tortoises! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
I think he's going to be here soon. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Stop worrying, you silly boy. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Everything is going to be OK. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Jim is a fine figure of a man, | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
he'll finish the giraffe house in no time. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
And then it's our turn. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
I hope you're right, boss. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Jim looks like he's struggling to me. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Yeah, dude. I don't want to get shut down. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
I kind of really like it here. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Trust me, boys. When have I ever let you down? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
-Well, there was that time... -Shut up. -And obviously when that... | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
-And then last week when... -Shut up. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Time is running out for the gorillas. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
But, at last, the keepers have finished sorting out Brutus's mess. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
Excellent. I'm totally ready for the inspector. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
But, oh, dear, just look at the time. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
It's almost the end of the day, and the keepers still have the entire | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
giraffe enclosure to clean out. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
How will they ever get to those stinky gorillas? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
That flea-bitten furball will definitely fail the inspection and, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
oh, dear, get booted out of the zoo. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Oh, dear. But at least Jim's got some good news. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
All these lovely people came to help me. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
But it's bad news for Jurgen. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
What? What has Jim been doing all day? Why is it not finished? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
I don't know, but what I do know is that this place is a complete state. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
-And it needs cleaning, right now! -Oh, no! Really? -Uh-oh. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
Look, dudes, the inspector dude's on his way. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
By my reckoning, we have exactly 38 seconds to get this place shipshape, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
-otherwise it'll be over! Caput! Finito! -Shut up, Jeffrey! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
That's 36 seconds! There's only one thing left to do. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
What's that, dude? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Get cleaning! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
Ungh! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Oof! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Argh! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
Ugh! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
INSPECTOR HUMS A TUNE | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Ugh! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-Ugh! -SPLASH! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
SPLASH! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
SCREECH! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Finito! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
We done it. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Very good. That's a pass. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
OK, everybody, just stand still and smile. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Wait for it. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
And... | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Very, very tidy. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
It's a definite plus. A-plus. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Woohoo! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-Good work, boys. -Yeah, well done, everyone. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
This place is, like, totally spotless. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
-And not a firecracker in sight, Hank. -Yeah. I got rid of them. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
Yes, well done, Hank. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Where did you put them, by the way? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
I sold them to a tiny ginger monkey. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
-What?! No! No! No, no, no! No! -BANG! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-Martin! -But you said we had to trash the enclosure. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
-Not now, you imbecile! -BANG! BANG! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-Martin! -Firecrackers in the enclosure? Instant fail. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
No, no, no, no, no, no! No! It wasn't me. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
It was fine a second ago. Please, come back! Come back, please! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
Please, come back! No-o-o-o-o-o-o! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
ANIMALS SING IN SCAT STYLE | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 |