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# Ya-ya-ya-ya. #

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Shut up!

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It's Monday morning at the zoo...

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BRAKES SCREECH, CRASH

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TAPIR CHORTLES

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..and the animals are getting ready for a hard day of...

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MONKEYS CHATTER

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..animalling.

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Living together is an important daily part of daily life at the zoo.

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Whee!

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Giraffes live with giraffes.

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Penguins, well, they live with penguins...

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Out of my way. Get out.

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..but sometimes different animals are happy to live together, too...

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Morning, kids!

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-MEERKATS:

-Good morning, Mr Porcupine!

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..and that means there are some odd couples around the zoo.

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Tell us more, Matt.

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Odd couples.

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Er, so, we have a few different exhibits

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where we've got two species together.

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We've got our zebras living with our ostrich...

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Ugh! Stripes are SO last year(!)

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So, we've got our emus...

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G'day, mate!

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..living in the same enclosure as our kangaroos.

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-KANGAROOS:

-G'Day! G'Day! G'Day!

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Normally, these odd couples live together in perfect harmony.

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Mwah!

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But there is one coupling where things are not quite right.

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-Wargh!

-Argh!

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Stop doing zat!

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Ooh, you are an animal! Stop it!

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-So, Gemma...

-Yes?

-..who have we got here?

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Gambira is a Bornean orang-utan. Naomi is a grey gibbon.

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They seem to chase each other around rather a lot.

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Leave me alone!

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Do they ever get on?

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Umm... Not really.

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They kind of keep their distance.

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Gambira is definitely the messiest.

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GAMBIRA BELCHES

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She's not shy about pooing and weeing in her bed, whatsoever...

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Whoa! Did you...

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Gemma, Gemma?

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Gemma...

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..keep everything tidy,

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her nest is always, you know, nice and tidy.

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Hold on. Could we just go back a step, Gemma?

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Gambira wees and poos in her bed?

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Yes.

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Wow. That's actually quite revolting.

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Oh, definitely, definitely.

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And what do you think, Naomi?

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Ugh, it's vile.

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I have to contend with zis every single day. Ooh-la-la!

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Never have I lived with such a disgusting pig!

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Excuse me, I heard that!

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Who are you calling a pig?

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At least I'm not a bossy little furball!

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Ooh-la-la!

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-GERMAN ACCENT:

-Ha. Look at those two hairy idiots.

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They HATE each other!

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Not like us, huh, boys?

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Don't they realise the kid is listening?

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When Jurgen speaks, people listen.

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Isn't that right, guys?

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Mm-hm.

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Er, sorry, did you say something?

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I said when Jurgen speaks, people LISTEN.

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HE HUMS ABSENTMINDEDLY

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Mm?

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N-no, sorry, I still didn't catch that.

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HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

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JURGEN GRUNTS

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I hate you guys.

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Back on their island, Gambira and Naomi are getting on with...

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well, not getting on.

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-Bottle! Nice.

-Hey, you there, you disgusting pig!

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Oh, here she comes.

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Put that in the bin!

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BOTH GRUNT AND SHRIEK

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Uh! Oh! No respect.

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BEEP

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Can't believe it! You know, she's so bossy!

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She wants everything to be clean and tidy, all the time.

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Go!

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Ugh! Leave me alone!

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NAOMI WHIMPERS

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She's obsessed! You know, sometimes I dream about being on my own.

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I'd love to have this place all to myself.

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Oh, dear. Poor Gambira...

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and over on Gorilla Island, all is not well with Jurgen, either.

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I am sick and tired of you lot not listening to me.

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Sorry, what?

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See? You're doing it again!

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I'm ze boss!

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Zat means you all need to do what you're told!

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Ugh, do we have to?

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I mean, have you ever thought of, I dunno, going somewhere else

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and bossing them around instead?

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Don't be ridiculous. You need me here.

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Anyways, there is no room for me anywhere else

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so you're all stuck with me.

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Yeah. And don't we, like, know it?!

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I got a feeling this all gonna end badly.

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Across the water, Gambira is waking from her afternoon nap

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and there's a surprise waiting for her.

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Or, rather, NOT waiting for her.

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Time for a nice little chase.

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Naomi?

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Where's Naomi?

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Where?

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I think she might actually have gone.

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Yes, I think she might have.

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Oh, you know what this means?

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Yeah, that you regret all your slovenly behaviour

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and want her to come back?

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No, it means...

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I can be as messy as I like without being bossed around!

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Woohoo!

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I'm free! Ha-ha!

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-Oh!

-Oh.

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Look, boss, the gibbon's moved out next door.

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So what? Who cares?

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Well, the orang-utan's got a spare room.

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Why don't you, you know, move over there and start

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-telling her what to do instead?

-Oh, shut up.

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Think about it.

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Bossing one orang-utan'd be a lot easier than bossing three gorillas.

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POIGNANT MUSIC

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Guys, I'm sort of starting to get the feeling

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you don't want me here any more.

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Really? What gives you that idea?

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Jeffrey, we don't want him here!

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He's, like, a total nightmare?!

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Shush, Dave.

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Look, Boss.

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It's not that we don't WANT you here,

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it's just that, erm, well, look,

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we think you might be happier over there

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with someone different to boss about.

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Right, OK, well, that's it, then.

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I'm, I'm leaving.

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Oh! R-right, then.

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Let's see how long you last without me.

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-HE SNIFFS

-Hmm.

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While Jurgen gets ready to jump ship,

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well, jump islands anyway,

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something else is making waves up at the vet's clinic.

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Hello? Ah, bonjour? Hello? What is going on? Hello?

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Let me out! I demand to see a lawyer!

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Is that you, Naomi?

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Oh! Mais, oui! Mais, oui! It is me, yes, I've been kidnapped!

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I need your help!

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Are you a lawyer?!

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Er, no, I'm a narrator.

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Ouch! Oh! Why is she poking me?

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Ah, a narrator! W-what is that?

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Well, I sort of tell everyone what's going on.

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Ouch! Stop it!

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Good. You tell me what is going on.

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Oh, er, I'm not actually sure.

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Then you are not a very good narrator, are you?

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Ah, yeah, I am. Watch this.

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Ghislaine, tell us what's going on.

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This is Naomi. She's a grey gibbon.

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Yeah, we already know that.

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-And she's 40 years old now.

-Really?

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And so it's time for an old-age health check.

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Excusez-moi!

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Less of the "old", thank you very much!

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I get chased around ze lake, 28 times a day by a big, orange monkey!

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Huh! I'm as fit as a fiddle!

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And what are they doing now?

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Oh, yeah, hold on, I'll ask. What are you doing now?

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We'll have a look at her teeth, we'll have a look at her eyes.

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Leave me alone!

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Just a general sort of look at the external parts of her body.

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And we'll probably worm her as well while she's here.

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Worm me?! What does that mean?

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Oh, this is 'orrible!

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I would rather be chased by a giant, hairy satsuma!

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Oh, oh, oh! Gambiraaaa!!!

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Back on the island, and Gambira is getting used to having the place

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all to herself.

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How's it going without Naomi, then, Gambira?

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Um, well, do you know, it was quite nice to begin with,

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but, well, now I'm a bit lonely.

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I've got no-one to chase.

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I'm almost starting to miss her. Huh!

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And it looks like that gorilla's on his way.

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Oh, he's almost packed.

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-VOICE BREAKING:

-So I have my snorkel, my short rod.

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Has anyone seen my dental floss?

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Boys, anyone?

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Dude, I think Jurgen's actually leaving.

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What are we gonna do without him here to boss us around?

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Nothing! That's the best bit!

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Getting my roller skates.

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We'll be free.

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We won't have to do anything he says!

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But, dude, we don't do anything he says anyway.

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Yeah. Dave's right.

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I mean, I kinda like him telling us to do stuff, and then NOT doing it!

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Hmm. You know what? I think you're right.

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Doing nothing is OK, but doing nothing when Jurgen's told us

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to do SOMETHING is so much more fun!

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-TEARFULLY:

-Oh, OK, boys.

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So I'm all packed.

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Time to say...auf Wiedersehen.

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-Er, boss?

-Vot?

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Well, w-we've been thinking.

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It's OK, boys.

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I know how you feel now.

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HE SNIFFS

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And, like you said, maybe I need someone new to boss around.

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Hmm? OK. I go now.

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Hey, actually, how would you feel about...staying, Boss?

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RECORD SCRATCH

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Really?!

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I mean, ja, then, I'll have a little think about it.

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If I stay, you vill do as you're told, von't you?

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Of course, Boss.

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We'll do exactly what we're told. Right, guys?

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Oh, yeah, like, absolutely.

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Yeah, oh, yeah, definitely!

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OK, on your feet, boys!

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Come on! I want 600 laps each. No complaining!

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HE GRUNTS SOFTLY

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HE HUMS ABSENTMINDEDLY

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Sorry, Boss, I weren't listening.

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Did you just say something, huh?

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JURGEN GRUNTS

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I hate you guys.

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Oh, isn't that nice?

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Across the water, and Gambira is about to get some good news, too.

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NAOMI HUMS

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Hey, Gambira, look who's back!

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Huh? Really?!

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How... Er, I mean, oh, no, what a nightmare!

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Believe me, it was not my idea.

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I was quite 'appy where I was.

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Well, seeing as you're here...

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D'you fancy a little chase?

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SHE WHIMPERS FONDLY

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-Go on, zen!

-Ha-ha!

-Ooh-la-la!

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Aw!

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It's nice to see you two back to, well, not getting along, as normal.

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NAOMI TITTERS

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