Burnley Trapped

This is not a fairytale Come play the game

If you want to take the Tower on You must say his name - It's Wiley Sneak!

-THEY LAUGH

-Whoa!

Now off to the Tower You'll be up against each other

Sabotage the game But don't blow your cover

I'm waiting for you, kiddies Who will take the rap?

Cos only one will escape And the rest... Ha, ha, ha, ha...

..you're trapped!

You lot, get packing.

No, no, no, no, get packing, come on, I need help!

You see, eh, I'm off!

CHUCKLES

Sorry when I say I'm off I don't mean I stinks! That's just normal.

No, I means I'm going!

I've got the word from above. The Voice has got a message for me

and I reckons she's going to set me free from the Tower.

Either that or the bogs need unblocking again but no,

by my calculatorings,

I've caught enough Unfortunates to go free on my travellings.

Mwah! Love ya. CHUCKLES

Right, so, bags is packed,

I've cancelled the skunk's milk, I've dirtied up t' carpet, all done.

Just one last batch of Unfortunates to deal with. JANGLING CHAINS

Ah! From a place called Burnley today.

Now, the thing about Burnley is

that I've never heard of it but I know it's in China.

Now, tell you what, I'll make it the first place I visit tomorrow!

Shall we? "Yes, let's do it."

CHUCKLES

WHISTLES

Ha, ha, ha. So up they come, another batch of Unfortunates.

If any of them aren't afraid of heights, then at least they'll be afraid of what's in the Tower.

Look at that batch of cagelings!

They get worse every time. Bleurgh! CHUCKLES

Harriet, she's got a hairy tongue.

There's Declan.

He can blow fire out of his nostrils.

Jade, she used to be a hedgehog.

Josh, secretly terrified of tiny kittens.

Jessica, she's got a head full of jam.

And William, he's married to a polar bear.

CREAK

This is my watch tank.

From here I gets to see everything that goes on in the Tower.

Six Unfortunates starts here at the top and works their way downwards.

If they makes it out the bottom, they're home in time for tea and some cockroach crumble.

But it's not that easy.

To escape each floor, they have to complete a challenge together.

But one of them cannot be trusted.

The Saboteur.

Treachery!

The Saboteur's job is to make sure they all fail the challenge.

The Voice chooses a new Saboteur on each floor.

You are the Saboteur.

And she talks to them secretly using the Whisper Clip,

a cunning little device that goes right inside their noise hole

which means that she can be murmuring helpful, stinky little tips to them without the others hearing.

If the team succeed, the Saboteur will be trapped on that floor.

If the team fail, it could be any one of them.

In the end, only one will escape.

The rest will be...trapped! CHUCKLES

Floor six. Goblet of Ice.

For one of them, they'll be frozen here and their chance of freedom turned to slush. Hee, hee!

To show you how it's done, here's Wiley Sneak,

an Unfortunate trapped 100 years ago.

In this challenge, Unfortunates must carry snow

across the icy stepping stones and fill the Goblet of Ice.

But it's not that easy.

The stones are deadly slippery and there's a monstrous gale blowing.

It's windier than a plateful of baked beans!

What's more, if so much as a toe slips off them stepping stones,

the Goblet will tip up and empty out all of the snow they've collected.

So they'll have to start all over again. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Remember, not everyone will be trying to win.

On each floor there's always someone who can't be trusted.

So who is it this time?

Don't look at me, it's up to the Voice.

It's time to pick the Saboteur.

'Declan, do not react.

'You are the Saboteur and you're the only one who can hear my voice.

'It is your job to ensure your team fail this challenge.

'Make sure the Goblet of Ice is not full by the end of the challenge.

'There are many ways you can do this, including stalling time,

'spilling snow...and remember,

'treading on the ground triggers the tipping Goblet.

'I will continue to guide you through your Whisper Clip.'

Declan is the first Saboteur!

Ooh, this is the part I loves best.

I know who it is, you know who it is, but the others don't.

Unfortunates, this is Goblet of Ice.

To pass, you must fill the Goblet.

You have 90 seconds to do it.

Let the challenge begin...now!

'OK, Declan, sabotage is all about being subtle.

'The goblet will empty every time someone touches the floor.'

-Jessica!

-'Jade is having trouble.'

-Jessica!

'You can look like you're finding it hard and tip it out!'

-Stay there!

-BEEPING

'Well done, Declan, I think you got away with that one.'

60 seconds.

'The wind is strong. You can pretend you were blown off the blocks.'

'They're working well as a team. Stop that!'

Declan!

-BEEPING

-'Well done, Declan.'

-30 seconds.

-'They're doing too well. Put a stop to it!'

'Watch out for William, he's filling it up quickly.

'You've emptied your bowl, now empty the goblet.'

BEEPING

-BEEPING

-'Careful, you'll get noticed if you're reckless.

-Ten, nine, eight, seven...

-'Not long left. You might do it!'

..four, three, two, one.

Your time is up.

You have failed miserably.

Ha, looks like the challenge has been sabotaged!

But has the Saboteur been seen?

You must now vote for who you think the Saboteur is.

-Harriet.

-I think it was Declan, because he kept falling over onto the ice on the floor.

Declan.

Josh, because he kept pushing me off the platforms.

Jade.

I think it was Declan, because he kept falling off onto the ice,

and once just walked right across the ice.

Josh.

Declan, cos he kept skipping icebergs if somebody else was on them.

Jessica.

I think it was Declan, because he was moving onto a path

but then pretended to slip, then he put his foot on the floor.

William.

I think it was Declan, because he was just acting suspicious

and he said that Josh pushed him off the platform

and I think he said that just to cover himself.

You have voted for Declan.

The Saboteur was in fact...

Declan.

Declan, you will not be leaving this room.

The others are free to pass to the next floor.

The Saboteur's been trapped!

Declan, why do you think the others voted for you?

Because I wasn't very good at disguising myself being the Saboteur.

Poor Unfortunate Declan.

You're trapped.

Ha! Every floor we trap one more.

Declan was detected, so he's the first one trapped.

Floor five. Deadly Medley.

This next floor is Boris's lair.

He likes a nap more than I likes trapping Unfortunates.

Meet Boris the organist. He's been trapped here for years.

In this challenge, the Unfortunates have got to make words

using the musical notes A, B, C, D, E, F and G.

Once they have a word, they must place the letters

on his music stand for Boris to play.

Boris will like some words and not like others.

To pass the challenge, Unfortunates must spell three words Boris likes.

If they spell three words he does not like, they will fail.

Remember, one of them cannot be trusted.

But who is it?

'Jessica, do not react.

'You are the Saboteur. What the team do not know

'is that Boris does not like words with the letter C in them,

'so you should try to use this letter as much as you can.'

Jessica is the next Saboteur.

The Voice, in her Whisper Clip, will help her with stinky tips

so she can sabotage the challenge.

Unfortunates, this challenge is Deadly Medley.

To pass, you must think of three words that Boris likes.

Let the challenge begin...now!

'Jessica, Jade is taking the lead with the first word.

'Perfect. You and I know Boris will hate that word.'

PLAYS C, A, B

ARGH!

'He hates the letter C. Two more words with C will do it.'

-We could do FEED.

-Yeah.

'They've suggested FEED.

'Try to change their minds. You need a C word!'

-It's down there.

-Yes, there.

'You're not persuading them, Jessica!'

PLAYS E, F, E, D Hmm!

'You've let your team have that one, but they need a bad word next!

'Manipulate them!'

It might be a three-letter word, so put a four- or two-letter word.

-CAGE.

-'Agree with Josh. It's got a C at the beginning.'

Four-letter word.

-Right, CAGE.

-'Josh will look like the Saboteur now.'

PLAYS C, A, G, E

ARGH!

'They're choosing the bad words by themselves. You're lucky.'

I don't think we should put words beginning with C. Two were wrong.

'Josh has realised that Cs might be bad. Fix it!'

He doesn't like words with C at the beginning.

Or three-letter words.

Urgh?

-Put that C there.

-Urgh...

'Well done, Jessica. They still have a C in there

'and it looked like you were helping them.'

PLAYS F, A, C, E

ARGH!

'You did it! But do they suspect you?'

Your time is up.

You have failed miserably.

TRIUMPHANT ORGAN MUSIC

Ha-ha. Looks like the Saboteur's done it.

But were they spotted?

You must now vote for who you think the Saboteur is.

Josh.

I thought it was Harriet, because she made a suggestion that was wrong.

-Jessica.

-I thought it was Josh,

because his face went all nervous - his face went all floppy.

William.

I think it was Josh. I thought he was acting really nervous.

Harriet.

I think it was Josh, because he kept suggesting things that didn't work.

Jade.

I thought it was Josh, because he was nervous

and his suggestions were wrong.

You have voted for Josh.

The Saboteur was in fact...

Jessica.

Josh, you will not be leaving this room.

The others are free to pass to the next floor.

Oh, made the team fail and got away with it! Perfect sabotage.

Josh, how do you feel about being trapped?

I'm OK with it, because I've got Boris to keep me company.

Poor Unfortunate Josh. You're trapped.

Oh, some real bum notes there.

Hard luck, Josh.

Jessica was a real crafty one.

Floor four.

Exploding Toad in the Hole.

Let's see if they like this pet project.

Ah, floor four is one of my favourite lunch spots.

I was eating my lunch there earlier.

Some nice lizard sandwiches.

Ah, here we are. The stinking bog.

Best spot in the whole Tower for a picnic and a breath of foul air.

I dropped a bit of me lunch down the bog holes earlier

so in this challenge, the Unfortunates have got to find it.

Plunging their hands into the snarty bog holes,

the Unfortunates will either find a bit of me lunch...

or an exploding toad.

If they find three toads, they fail.

Can they trust everyone on their team?

Not likely! But who will it be?

That's up to the Voice.

It's time to pick the Saboteur.

'Harriet, do not react.

'You are the Saboteur.

'It is your job to ensure your team finds the exploding toads.

'The toads are in the holes marked with a sign with lime green on it.

'Make the team find three toads to fail the challenge.'

News just in - Harriet is the next Saboteur.

She is not to be trusted. I know that and you know that, but they don't!

Let the challenge begin...now.

'It's your choice, Harriet.

'You can choose a toad on the first hole or you can win their trust.'

Which one shall we do, Harriet?

Could I, should I try maybe that one?

-Yeah, try that one.

-You think we should try that one?

'Well done.

'You've gained their trust, and in this game that's important.

'But Jade needs to get a toad this time.'

What should I go for?

-Er...what about... what about that one?

-Yeah, Bog.

Shall I try that? You sure?

-Yeah, try that one.

-'Brilliant, it's a green one.'

BANG!

'Excellent. One-all. Steer them to the lime green signs, remember.'

Do you think Danger?

What about that one over there?

Do you think Danger?

'Danger has got green on it. Agree with Jessica.'

-Yeah.

-Yeah. Try it.

'Brilliant! And you didn't even need to suggest it.'

-BANG!

-Oh! Ugh!

'Two to you. You only need one more toad.'

-Which one shall we try?

-'Make William get it.'

-That one?

-Um, yeah.

-Maybe try... Whatever...

-That one?

'William needs to choose a lime-green hole. Be convincing!'

-You've got to be careful.

-Shall I try that one?

-Yeah.

-One more...

-Shall I try that?

-Yeah.

'Brilliant, Harriet! He's going for a toad.'

THE VOICE LAUGHS

BANG! Oh!

Your time is up.

You have failed miserably.

You've got to be sneaky to sabotage successful, like.

Did the Saboteur have what it takes?

You must now vote for who you think the Saboteur is. William.

I think it was Jessica, because she kept making suggestions

-and some suggestions were wrong.

-Harriet.

-I think it was William.

-He kept using bad holes.

-Jade.

I think Jessica. All her suggestions had an exploding toad in it.

Jessica, who do you think the Saboteur was and why?

I thought it was William,

because he wasn't talking that much and his face was really nervous.

The vote is a draw. You have voted for Jessica and William.

Ah! It's a draw. What to do? Get out the draw straws.

Whoever draws the short straw...

will be trapped.

William, you have drawn the short straw and will be the unlucky one.

Ooh, that was so tense, me eyes have swapped round. Look.

The Saboteur was in fact...

..Harriet. William, you will not be leaving this room.

The others are free to pass to the next floor.

Ooh, nicely done. Nicely done.

William, how do you feel about being trapped?

I'm a bit disappointed, but at least I got some food in the holes.

Poor Unfortunate William.

You're trapped.

It was a close call, but no-one guessed Harriet was the Saboteur.

That's the last boy out. Girls are sneaky, aren't they?

Floor three. Wicked Wardrobes.

You won't want to be going in your wardrobe after this challenge.

I haven't been in mine for years. I put these clothes on in 1604.

Might be due a wash soon. Pooh!

To pass, they must have all eight lights turned on

at the end of 90 seconds.

Once the lights are on, they must hide in their wardrobes...

and wait. Sounds easy, don't it?

Except one of them will be working against the others.

When a light is turned off, it will trigger the music,

a signal to the others that the Saboteur has struck.

Can they catch the Saboteur in the act

and will they have all the lights on at the end of 90 seconds?

You know the drill. Who will it be? Who will it be? Who will it be?

Don't ask me. It's up the Voice.

'Jade, do not react.

'You are the Saboteur. When the music stops, get into a wardrobe.

'But do not stay there.

'Use the silence to turn off one or more lights.

'Once you have turned a light off,

'you will have three seconds until the gramophone starts playing.

'No need to panic, though - I can guide you through this challenge.'

So...the next Saboteur is Jade.

If she remains undetected,

Jade will be safe and just a floor from freedom.

But can she do it?

Unfortunates, this challenge is Wicked Wardrobes.

To pass, you must have all of the lights switched on

at the end of 90 seconds.

Let the challenge begin...now.

GRAMOPHONE PLAYS: "Sh-Boom" by the Crew Cuts

-MUSIC STOPS

-All the lights are on. Get into your wardrobes.

'Right, Jade, I'll let you know when it's safe to come out.

'The coast is clear - out you go!'

-And it's that simple.

-MUSIC PLAYS

-MUSIC STOPS

-'Confusion! What ARE they doing?

-'Fantastic!'

-MUSIC STARTS

'The girls are completely confused. Just stay out of it, Jade.'

That one.

MUSIC STOPS

'Stay there, don't move. I think Harriet is peeping out.

'No, it's good. You can go. Quickly!

'It's safe to come out.

'Think about who you can frame.

'Brilliant!'

30 seconds.

MUSIC STARTS

-This one.

-MUSIC STOPS

'Jessica's noticed the light was off by Harriet's wardrobe.

'See if you can turn off the lights further away from you.

'Be brave if you want to sabotage this game.'

Ten seconds.

-'Well done. But not long left.'

-MUSIC STARTS

'That's all the lights on.'

You have passed. Therefore the Saboteur

is automatically locked in the room.

-Oh!

-Before I reveal the unlucky Unfortunate,

who do you think the Saboteur is?

-Jade.

-I think it was Harriet because she was really nervous

and I heard her door opening and closing.

-Jessica.

-I thought it was Harriet,

because she wasn't going round as quickly as I thought she would.

-Harriet.

-I thought it was Jade. I could hear her door opening.

You voted for Harriet.

The Saboteur was in fact...

..Jade. Jade, although you were undetected,

you have failed to sabotage the challenge

and therefore you will not be leaving this room.

The others are free to pass to the next floor.

So close and yet so trapped!

Jade, why do you think you failed as the Saboteur?

I wasn't quick enough switching off the lights

and getting back into my wardrobe, and I panicked.

Poor Unfortunate Jade. You're trapped!

Jade is done for.

Floor two. One way out and there can only be one winner.

It's the Fight for Freedom!

Let's hope them Unfortunates has been paying attention.

Now they have to fight for their freedom by answering questions

about their time in the Tower.

They're both after the Key of Freedom. It's simple -

win and you'll escape, lose and you'll be trapped.

Oh, I'm so excited, a little bit of wee came out!

Unfortunates, this is your Fight for Freedom.

The Unfortunate with the most correct answers will be the winner.

You have 60 seconds to prove yourself.

Let the challenge begin...now.

Harriet, what was the challenge on the sixth floor?

Too slow. Goblet of Ice. Jessica,

how many bad words were played in Deadly Medley?

-Three.

-Correct.

Harriet, who occupied the middle wardrobe in Wicked Wardrobes?

-Jade.

-Correct. Jessica,

Goblet of Ice trapped which Unfortunate?

-Declan.

-Correct.

Harriet, which Unfortunate was first to find an exploding toad?

-Jade.

-Correct.

Jessica, in Wicked Wardrobes, how many votes as Saboteur did Jade get?

-One.

-Correct. Harriet,

in Deadly Medley, which letter did Boris not like?

-The C.

-Correct.

Jessica, what number was on the wall in Exploding Toad in the Hole?

-Four.

-Correct.

Harriet, who was the Saboteur in Deadly Medley?

Um...

-Josh.

-Incorrect. Jessica...

Harriet and Jessica, your time is up.

Jessica, you answered four questions correctly.

Harriet, you answered three questions correctly.

Jessica, you are the winner. Congratulations.

Harriet, how do you feel about being trapped?

Um...I don't feel so bad because I'm quite happy at how far I got.

Poor Unfortunate Harriet. You're trapped!

Jessica, you have won your freedom.

Take the key and leave the Tower before I change my mind.

Tough luck! Try again next time.

Heh-heh-heh! Harriet trapped and Jessica released.

Now it's my turn. It's time for my message from the Voice.

Caretaker! Poor Caretaker.

That's me! I'm ready.

I still need more Unfortunates.

-You're still trapped.

-Oh! THE VOICE LAUGHS GLEEFULLY

Well, I wouldn't have liked it out there, anyway.

All that space.

All that clean air.

No, I'm happy here, thanks.

I'll be fine. And you'd best scootle.

You wouldn't want to be like me, would you?

You wouldn't want to end up...

trapped.

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