Maidstone Trapped

This is not a fairytale Come and play the game

If you want to take the Tower on You'll have to say his name

It's Wiley, Wiley, Wiley Sneak

It's off to the Tower You'll be up against each other

Sabotage the game, my friend But do not blow your cover

I am waiting for you, kiddies Who will take the rap?

There's only one will escape And the rest...

LAUGHTER

YOU'RE TRAPPED!

Arghh! Orghh!

Come in, I've got a rotten mouth peg, right at the back.

Shouldn't be too hard to find, seeing I've hardly got none left.

You know what this means - I gets to see the dentist!

I love seeing the dentist. All those nastafarious proddy instruments

and injections... urgh, perfective!

Maybe I could get the Unfortunates to extract me mouth peg.

KNOCK AT DOOR

hey, they're here!

Ah, so! Up they come, up to the Tower.

Foul creatures, terrible smells, I'm not talking about the Tower,

I'm talking about them lot, urgh!

This batch of Unfortunates are from Maidstone.

There's Daniel, who keeps mashed potato in his ears,

Mariah, who likes to sniff goldfish.

Chris, he has a head full of song.

That's Ella, she's secretly terrified of popcorn!

George, who does a mean vegetable curry,

and Rebecca, who ran the marathon backwards.

Go on, get in there, ha ha ha!

This is my Watch Tank. This is where I gets to see everything

that goes on in the Tower.

For years, bobbing crafts of Unfortunates have come to the Tower.

LAUGHTER

Imprisoned at the top, they work to pass the challenges

and escape each floor. For each challenge, a new Saboteur is chosen.

You are the Saboteur!

Only one will escape with the key of freedom, and the rest remain...

..TRAPPED!

LAUGHTER

Floor Six. Body Shock!

Urgh! It's Body Shock.

That lab is creepy, and by that, I mean there's plenty of creeping.

This is the Tower lab.

To pass this challenge, Unfortunates must assemble a body

from body parts scattered around the room. Easy, eh?

Ha! Well, it would be, if the lab didn't keep having power cuts.

If this happens, they must beware,

as someone might release the Botherers.

They must deal with The Botherers and complete the body in time,

or they will fail.

Make a mistake in there, and it will cost you an arm and a leg.

So, who is the one who can't be trusted?

It's time to pick the Saboteur!

'Rebecca, do not react.

'You are the Saboteur, and you are the only one who can hear my voice.

'It is your job to ensure your team fail this challenge.

'You must make sure the body is not complete at the end of two minutes.

'During the power cuts, you can release The Botherers,

'and they will seek to destroy the body.

'Do not panic!

'I will guide you through your Whisper Clip.'

Crafty! Can Rebecca make the others lose, so she can win?

Unfortunates! This is Body Shock.

To pass, you must have completed the body at the end of two minutes.

Let the challenge begin NOW!

'Right, Rebecca.

'Help make the body. You must look like you're part of the team.

I've got the heart...

'Make out you're looking for a body part.

Have we got any arms anywhere?

'Good, a power cut is coming. Be ready to move quickly.

'Now, turn the wheel.

'Get back to your position!

'You were closer than that.

'Move nearer to the table!

'That's it! Next time, don't get caught too close to the cage.'

Urgh!

'Quickly! Help the others with The Botherers.

'Get them back into the cage!'

Come on, we need to sort this!

'Go to the front of the table, away from the wheel.

'You don't want them to know it's you!

'Here comes another power cut!

'Wait, Rebecca!

'Now move to the wheel... that's it!

'That's it. There!

'There you are, now turn the wheel...'

60 seconds...

'..and quietly get back into position.

'Let The Botherers get to work on the body, ha ha ha!

'Keep absolutely still.'

'Help them with the body.

'Ha ha, that's it! Work quickly. It'll throw them off the scent.

'Getting that brain in looks tricky. Offer them some help.'

-Come on!

-Seen my stump?

-Can you see any other body parts?

'Power cut... now!'

'30 seconds.'

'Now, get The Botherers out and fast!

'You've not got much time, come on, quick!

'Good, quietly back to your place.

'You were further forward.

'A bit more. That's it!

'Time is running out and they're rebuilding too quickly!

'You will have to slow them down, Rebecca. Do something!

-Anything, just

-make sure the body is not complete!

-Two, one...

-Come on, get that.

Your time is up. You have failed miserably!

Oh, nicely done!

But has the Saboteur been spotted?

You must now vote for who you think the Saboteur was.

George, who do you think the Saboteur was?

I think the Saboteur was Ella. She wasn't joining in and didn't do much.

Rebecca?

I think the Saboteur was Mariah because she was very close

to the wheel most of the times when the Botherers came out.

-Daniel?

-I think it was Mariah, because I swear

that I heard a giggly voice, and I think it was hers.

-Mariah?

-I think it was Rebecca, because every time she was behind me,

I could hear her moving.

-Chris?

-I think the Saboteur was George,

because he was acting a bit suspicious,

and he wasn't really participating.

-Ella?

-I thought it was Mariah because she went all quiet.

You have voted for Mariah.

I can now reveal the Saboteur was in fact...

Rebecca!

Mariah, you will not be leaving this room.

The others are free to pass to the next floor.

Oh! A successful sabotage and they kept their identity secret.

That's how to play the game!

Mariah, why do you think the others voted for you?

Because I was always next to Rebecca,

so they might have confused me for her.

Poor, unfortunate Mariah!

YOU'RE TRAPPED!

LAUGHTER

Clever Mariah, the only one to spot the real Saboteur,

for all the good it did her!

BELL RINGS

Floor Five - Septic Sewers!

Ah, the Septic Sewers.

To pass this challenge, Unfortunates must plug up the toxic gas

escaping from the drain.

It's causing a right old stink.

When the drain is complete, they'll be sucked back up the pipes.

Whilst waiting in the dark, someone will be sneaking about.

They must plug up the drain before the time runs out,

or they will fail!

It's time to pick the Saboteur!

'Chris, do not react.

'You are the Saboteur.

'It is your job to ensure your team fail this challenge.

'You can do this by making sure the drain is not complete

'at the end of two minutes.

'I will advise you when it's safe to leave your pipe

'and unplug the stinky gases.

'You will have five seconds to unblock the drain

'from when you first touch a plug.

'I will guide you through your Whisper Clip.'

Oh! If Chris can make the team fail undetected,

he'll make a clean getaway!

Unfortunates!

This is Septic Sewers.

To pass, you must complete the drain by the end of two minutes.

Let the challenge begin NOW!

'That's it, Chris. Plug the drain. You must look like you're helping!

Come on, let's go...that's it!

'Come out...now!

'Really, really quietly.

'Come on! You've got five seconds to unplug as many as possible.

'You need to be quicker. That's it, good.

'The others will be out soon. Quick, get back in!

'You don't want to be the last one out! The others will suspect you!

'Encourage your team!'

That's it, good!

'Go now, back in and wait!

'OK, back... out, out! Go, go! Unplug and spin it around!

You can frame your team-mates on the other side!

'That's it.

'Quick, out, out!

-Over here! Right, quick! Come on!

-I don't think I can reach!

'Drain complete.'

'Creep out and this time try moving the plugs

'to further away but don't be too noisy!

Good, but remember, you must be quiet.

Quick! Back in!

Out, out you come, and help them!

Six seconds left! Let's get these things.

'You didn't unplug enough, Chris! They're too quick!'

Drain complete.

'Right, back out again, and throw those plugs!

'You have to make it more difficult for them, but quietly,

'you're being far too noisy!

'In! In!'

'Twenty seconds.'

'You've not got long. Try and slow them down!'

We've got to finish this!

What are you doing?

VOICE LAUGHS

That's it!

'Drain complete.'

'OK, go, go! Pull those plugs out!

'Go on! Further away, Chris!'

'Ten, nine...'

'Brilliant!'

'..Seven, six...'

Urgh, come on!

Oh, no! They're going to do it!

Put it in, put it in! That's it! Where's the other one?

VOICE LAUGHS

Your time is up.

You have failed miserably!

I think that all went rather well, or did it?

You must now vote for who you think the Saboteur was.

Daniel, who do you think the Saboteur was?

Chris, because as I came out, I could see he was there

before everybody else every time.

-Chris?

-I think the Saboteur was Daniel,

because I kept hearing noise from his tunnel.

-Ella?

-I thought it was Chris,

because he kept on shaking when he came out of his tunnel.

-George?

-Chris, because when we were in a rush near the end

to put all the pieces in, Chris kept on missing.

-Rebecca?

-I think the Saboteur was Daniel,

because a lot of the noise was coming from his tunnel.

You have voted for Chris.

I can now reveal the Saboteur was in fact...

Chris.

Well, it's no good sabotaging the game

if everyone knows it's you, is it?

Chris, you will not be leaving this room.

The others are free to pass to the next floor.

Chris, why do you think you failed as a saboteur?

I think I failed because I was a bit noisy

coming in and out of the tunnels.

Poor unfortunate Chris!

YOU'RE TRAPPED!

VOICE LAUGHS

Chris!

Whoever heard of a noisy Saboteur?

BELL RINGS

Floor Four - Green Fingers.

Time for the Unfortunates to get their hands dirty.

The Tower potting shed is home to Green Fingers.

To pass this challenge, the Unfortunates

must find three plant pots that contain magic bulbs,

but they'd better watch out,

if they pick the wrong pot, Green Fingers will get them!

Unearth Green Fingers three times and they will fail.

Get this right and they'll shoot to victory,

but one of the team will want to bury them.

'Daniel, do not react.

'You are the Saboteur.

'It is your job to ensure your team fail this challenge.

'You can do this by persuading the others to pick a plant pot

'containing Green Fingers.

'I will tell you where Green Fingers is each time.

'I will guide you through your Whisper Clip.'

So, Daniel is the next blooming Saboteur! But can he do it?

Unfortunates, this is Green Fingers.

To pass, you must avoid Green Fingers and find three magic bulbs.

Let the challenge begin NOW!

'Daniel, Green Fingers is in the green pot

'but wait for them to speak first!'

You don't have to agree, but I suggest green.

'Yes!'

-Green?

-I was going to go purple.

-Don't know.

-Shall we try purple? Or green?

-'Go with George!'

-I might go with George.

-Go on then. Who's going to do it?

'Get ready to act surprised!'

Ah, OK...

'Wait for it...'

Arrgh!

I didn't see that coming.

'Very good, Daniel.

'Green Fingers is in the green pot.

'Keep encouraging the team.'

OK, let's try and do better this round.

Maybe green again?

Because they're not going to be green all the way.

'I can't believe it!'

What do you mean? If we tried white here

and white there, it's not going to be the same.

-True, yeah.

-So maybe we could try green again.

'Well, if she insists...'

I sort of agree with you, but...

Do you agree with it, George?

'Here comes Green Fingers, and it's all down to Rebecca.'

OK...maybe I was wrong.

'Green Fingers is in purple, Daniel,

'but a crafty Saboteur might let them get this one.'

-We shouldn't go to green.

-No, let's not go green.

Not green again!

Sorry!

'Suggest a safe colour.'

Shall we try white?

What do you want to do, Ella?

I think white. Yeah, go for white.

OK, then. Try white.

'Remember to act pleased!'

Wahay, magic bulbs! Yes!

Well, done, Daniel!

'They really trust you now, Daniel. The next one's in purple!'

-Right. What will we do?

-Try a different colour.

'You haven't tried purple.'

Which one haven't we tried? Purple.

But I'm not sure.

It might be a trap. It might not.

'Well done! You're leading them right into it!'

-Oops, sorry. What do you think?

-I don't know.

-Pick any old one.

-You've just got to pick one.

Yes. Try purple again.

'Excellent! They're going for it!

'This is the one you need, Daniel!

'Your team are going to fail!'

Your time is up! You have failed.

I think that all went rather well, or did it?

You must now vote for who you think the Saboteur was.

Daniel, who do you think the Saboteur was?

Ella because she was being really quiet,

and when I suggested the right bulb, she said,

"Well, I don't really think so", so I think that makes her look guilty.

Ella?

Rebecca, because she kept choosing green,

and then Green Fingers was down there.

-George?

-I think it was Ella, because she was really quiet,

and every time she suggested one, it was Green Fingers.

-Rebecca?

-I think the Saboteur was Ella,

because every time she suggested something,

it was always Green Fingers.

You have voted for Ella. I can now reveal the Saboteur was in fact...

Chris!

Ella, you will not be leaving this room.

The others are free to pass to the next floor.

Oh, boo-hoo!

Grow up!

Ella, why do you think the others voted for you?

Well, because I didn't really put my hand

in the pots and I was a bit quiet.

Poor unfortunate Ella.

YOU'RE TRAPPED!

VOICE LAUGHS

That's not right. Oh, please, come inwards.

I've had a few more of your bothersome scribble notes,

like this one -

"Dear Caretaker, what does The Voice look like?"

Well, if you take a potato that's shaped a bit like a head,

then leave it for 76 weeks until it's really mouldy and rancorous...

you've got too much free time on your hands!

What does she look like? I don't know. She's a voice!

Urrr...what does she look like?!

BELL RINGS

Floor Three - Extraction!

Take a seat. This is Extraction.

To pass this challenge, Unfortunates must extract three rotten teeth

from the wingeing werewolf, but beware -

If they pull out a healthy tooth,

the werewolf will shake and howl in pain.

Pull out three healthy teeth and they fail.

There's only three, so who will it be? It's time to pick the Saboteur!

'George, do not react.

'You are the Saboteur.

'It is your job to ensure your team fail this challenge.

'You must use your powers of persuasion to get the others

'to pull out healthy teeth.

'All the teeth on the bottom jaw are healthy,

'and will make the monster scream in pain.

'I will guide you through your Whisper Clip.'

George should know the drill.

Play this right and they'll be one floor closer to freedom!

'Unfortunates, this is Extraction.

'To pass, you must pull out three rotten teeth.

'Let the challenge begin NOW!

'Remember George, you need to pick teeth on the bottom jaw.

Who wants to go first? Do you want to go?

All right then. I'm pretty sure...

You know, they're yellow and they're cracking?

-Do you think that's...

-'Great.'

-Yeah.

-Yeah. I can try it, I guess.

Go on then.

'This is going to hurt!'

AAAAARGGH!

'Good start, George!

'Just two more to get. Let someone else lead.

What do you think?

-You can go for a clean one?

-I don't mind.

'Excellent, Rebecca's saying clean.

'Go for a clean one on the bottom row.

'Go on, George!'

He's not going to bite you, he can't.

'Well, he might!'

AAAARRGGHH!

Oh, dear! You're causing that monster a lot of pain.

Put it in the thing.

Shall we try one at the top?

-Try one of the brown ones.

-Try one of the black ones?

'Persuade them to go to the bottom teeth.'

'It's up to you.'

'Oh, too late, George! Just remember to look pleased!'

Yes!

Good one!

I think it must be the black one?

'Daniel thinks he knows the code!'

Pick a black one.

-What about the yellow on?

-No, pick a black one.

'Agree with Daniel but make sure it's the bottom tooth!'

All right, just pick a black one.

One at the other side!

'Come on George, say something!'

..Opposite the one we've just pulled out!

'That's it. Bottom tooth.'

It's more than likely black though.

'No...what are you doing?

'Now things are getting dangerous!'

Well done. It's got to be a black one.

A black one.

'Black teeth haven't been bad yet.'

Blacks haven't been bad yet.

It's got to be black cos they're rotten.

'They're going for it. This is the one you need.'

-That other one, Daniel.

-What do you mean?...

-It doesn't matter.

-They're both black.

'Wait for it...'

AAAARRGH!

VOICE LAUGHS

Your time is up! You have failed miserably!

I think the Saboteur did well good but will it be enough?

You must now vote for who you think the Saboteur was.

Rebecca, who do you think the Saboteur was?

Daniel, because every time I told him to take a tooth out,

he took a different tooth.

Daniel?

I think it was Rebecca because I chose two wrong ones

at first by accident, then when I went to choose

the right one, she told me not to do it.

-George?

-I think it was Rebecca, because every time we tried

to take a tooth out, she didn't want to do it.

You have voted for Rebecca.

I can now reveal the Saboteur was in fact...

George.

I wasn't sure.

Ho ho! Perfectly done, the Saboteur ruined that challenge.

Rebecca, you will not be leaving this room.

The others are free to pass to the next floor.

Trapped!

Rebecca, why do you think the others voted for you?

I think they voted for me because I didn't want to take a tooth out,

and that's probably the reason why.

Poor unfortunate Rebecca!

YOU'RE TRAPPED!

VOICE LAUGHS

Rebecca, too scarified to touch a mouth peg,

and now she's trapped with the werewolf! Ha!

BELL RINGS

Floor Two - one way out and there can only be one winner.

To win the Key of Freedom, Unfortunates must answer questions

on their time in the Tower. It's simple -

win, and they'll escape. Lose, and they'll be trapped.

VOICE LAUGHS

I'm so excited, I could grapple a granny!

Unfortunates, this is your fight for freedom.

The unfortunate with the most correct answers will be the winner.

You have 60 seconds to prove yourself.

Let the challenge begin now!

Daniel, which unfortunate was trapped with Green Fingers?

-Rebecca.

-Incorrect. Ella.

George, how many Unfortunates played Body Shock?

-Six.

-Correct.

-Daniel, in Septic Sewers, what were you trying to complete?

-The sewer.

Incorrect, a drain. George, on which floor did you meet the werewolf?

Erm...the...

Too slow! Floor Three.

Daniel, who didn't put their hand in a plant pot?

-Ella.

-Correct.

George, what colour was the brain on floor six?

-Red.

-Incorrect, purple.

Daniel, how many times did you find Green Fingers?

Three times.

Correct! George, what was the name of the game on floor three?

-Extraction.

-Correct.

Daniel, name a plant pot colour?

-Purple.

-Correct. George, who was led out of the cage in Body Shock?

The...

Too slow! The Botherers.

Daniel and George, your time is up.

Daniel, you answered three answers correctly.

George, you answered two questions correctly.

Daniel, you are the winner.

Congratulations!

George, how do you feel about being trapped?

I'm disappointed because I got so far

when I didn't think I would.

Poor unfortunate George.

YOU'RE TRAPPED!

Daniel, you have won your freedom.

Take the key and leave the Tower before I change my mind!

See you later, you unfortunate lot!

So, Daniel has run out of the Tower just too late

to hear me pull out my rotten mouthpeg. Eeargh!

The dentist was busy, so I've had to make do!

Waargh!

Anyways, you'd best go before that dentist sees your bad teeth.

Well, you wouldn't want to get trapped!

Aaargh!

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