A Portrait of Diego Camel Trust Me I'm a Genie


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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me I'm a genie

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-# Wish one -

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe -

-Taa-daa!

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-# Wish two -

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool -

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# And it filled with sand

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# And the works got jammed

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-# Wish three -

-a total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me I'm a genie. #

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Newsflash. It seems that gorgeous movie icon Rita Van Hump has dumped her co-star, Sam Sahara.

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The shooting of their latest blockbuster, Cleopatra Camel,

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has been stopped.

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Rita is looking for a replacement co-star.

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Darling, I'm simply looking for a masterpiece.

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So who will that camel be?

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Eh?

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Masterpiece?

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Face the reality, you're no masterpiece.

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Argh!

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I don't want to sound superior or anything,

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but if Rita really wants a masterpiece,

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she should ask for a desert fox.

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You should audition for that part in the movie, Diego.

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-Easy! Make a wish.

-No, Diego. You don't need magic to get the part.

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You're a very good looking camel.

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Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! That's a great joke!

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You always crack me up, Zazie.

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Huh?

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Now look what you've done.

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-Diego, listen, I didn't mean it like that.

-So what did you mean?

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Close your eyes and think about it.

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You've got style. Desert style, alright?

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But to swim with the big sharks in the city, you need city style.

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With minimum training, you could do it. No problem.

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But we don't have time for that. The audition has already started.

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This is an emergency.

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Quick! I wish to be Rita's new co-star.

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I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free.

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Ouch!

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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It's raining really hard today.

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But it's raining tubes of paint.

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Ziggy, are you alright?

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Don't panic. This can's indestructible.

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Have you got the telephone number for Failed Wish Anonymous?

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Maybe if you paint her a nice picture, she'll give you the part.

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I can't paint and the audition's today.

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Relax. This is a magical canvas.

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There's gotta be a way. Trust me, I'm a genie.

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Green for the leaves and yellow for the head.

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-There! What do you think?

-ALL: Urgh!

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-You do better.

-Ziggy, look at Diego!

-What?

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What are you all staring at?

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Argh! Ziggy, what's happening?

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It's the canvas! I knew it was magic.

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Grrr! I'm not a sunflower.

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Whoa!

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Erm, what was the wish?

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He wished to be Rita's co-star... Wait! That's it!

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Rita wanted a masterpiece, so let's paint a masterpiece.

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How hard can that be?

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Ah.

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Huh?

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Hey, I'm invisible.

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Larry, you're a genius.

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Not really, man.

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Painting's much better.

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Your jealousy proves that I have the look.

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Such poise, such elegance. Quick, to the Larry mobile.

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Oi! Watch it, will you?!

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No time for autographs.

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-Who was that guy?

-You mean Diego?

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That was Diego?

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Give me the name of his tailor and his make-up artist. That is proper!

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It's all down to his genie. He's got a magic canvas.

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Everything painted on it becomes real.

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Oh. Really?

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Except it only works on Diego.

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Tony!

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To freedom and beyond!

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Larry, don't you think you've made me a little on the podgy side?

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Nor quite tall enough.

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Next.

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Rita, darling.

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Don't darling me, Sam. It's over.

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I can't be bought with flowers.

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-Now, stay out!

-But these are your favourite flowers.

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Larry, don't you think my eyelids look a bit too puffy?

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Your jaw is square, man, your cheeks straight and your nose hair curly.

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You just couldn't look better.

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Huh? Argh!

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Who are you?

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Your replacement. Now, off you go. We've got work to do.

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Argh!

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Diego, your whole life has been leading up to this moment.

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Have you memorised the script?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing can stop me now.

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PANTING

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Oh.

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Ha-ha-ha! Yes!

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Next.

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Wow!

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Wow! What a stunner!

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-Cleopatra, camel of...

-Rita, my love.

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Oh, not again!

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Give me another chance.

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-What do you think you're... Whoa!

-Oh-oh!

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I'm feeling all blurry.

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Erm, we'll be right back.

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No! Stay here.

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But Rita...

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I brought your favourite chocolates.

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I can't be bought with chocolates.

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Get out!

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I want that handsome camel back.

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That's funny, man. It looks like...

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Money.

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So where is it?

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Damn! The canvas! It's gone!

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Can we go home, guys?

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Be quiet or the next time we dine out, I'll leave you as a tip.

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We have to get that canvas back.

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Look! The thief has left a trail.

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I want a gold limousine. OK, where is it then?

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HORN BEEPS

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Way cool!

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HORN BEEPS

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-Wow!

-Tony! I should have guessed.

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You're the thief who took my magic canvas.

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'Thief' is such a nasty word Ziggy.

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I only borrowed it.

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Diego, follow that scorpion.

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ENGINE ROARS

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Oh no!

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Watch out!

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Whoa! CRASH

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Hey, Ziggy, I'm me again!

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Alright, if you insist. You can keep it.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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PUNCHING

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Hey, Diego, why don't you do the audition anyway?

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You've nothing to lose, man.

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What? With that face?!

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Grrrr!

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Great idea. Where there's a wish, there's a way.

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Why did he leave?

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Why?

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Cleopatra, camel of the Nile.

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They said you were the most beautiful in all of Egypt.

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I disagree.

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You are the loveliest in all the world.

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Well, seeing as there's no-one better, my new co-star will be...

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Rita, cheri, darling.

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For the last time, Sam, it's over!

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But Rita, these are your favourite rubies.

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-That's at least 25 carat...

-You can't buy me with...

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Rubies? Diamonds? Real ones?

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Oh, Sam, how could I live without you?

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So do I get the part?

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Of course you do.

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Oh no!

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My wish!

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Cleopatra, camel of the Nile.

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They said you were the most beautiful in all of Egypt.

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I disagree.

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You are the loveliest in all the world.

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-Hey Sam, do you want mustard?

-Cut! Who said that?

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Look on the bright side. At least Diego's working in showbiz!

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