A Portrait of Diego Camel Trust Me I'm a Genie
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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Three wishes set me free | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-# Wish one - -And on that first day | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-# I got my very own cafe - -Taa-daa! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-# Wish two - -That was cool | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
-# I got my own swimming pool - -Hee-hee! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# But then I dropped the magic can | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# And it filled with sand | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# And the works got jammed | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
-# Wish three - -a total catastrophe | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# The genie raved and ranted | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
# But no third wish was granted | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# If one more wish comes true | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Then I'll be free from you | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
# Trust me I'm a genie. # | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Newsflash. It seems that gorgeous movie icon Rita Van Hump has dumped her co-star, Sam Sahara. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:03 | |
The shooting of their latest blockbuster, Cleopatra Camel, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
has been stopped. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Rita is looking for a replacement co-star. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Darling, I'm simply looking for a masterpiece. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
So who will that camel be? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Eh? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Masterpiece? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Face the reality, you're no masterpiece. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Argh! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
I don't want to sound superior or anything, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
but if Rita really wants a masterpiece, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
she should ask for a desert fox. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
You should audition for that part in the movie, Diego. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
-Easy! Make a wish. -No, Diego. You don't need magic to get the part. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:51 | |
You're a very good looking camel. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! That's a great joke! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
You always crack me up, Zazie. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Huh? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Now look what you've done. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
-Diego, listen, I didn't mean it like that. -So what did you mean? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:12 | |
Close your eyes and think about it. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
You've got style. Desert style, alright? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
But to swim with the big sharks in the city, you need city style. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:25 | |
With minimum training, you could do it. No problem. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
But we don't have time for that. The audition has already started. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
This is an emergency. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Quick! I wish to be Rita's new co-star. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
I call upon the powers that be to grant this wish and set me free. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:48 | |
Ouch! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! It's raining really hard today. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
But it's raining tubes of paint. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Ziggy, are you alright? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Don't panic. This can's indestructible. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Have you got the telephone number for Failed Wish Anonymous? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Maybe if you paint her a nice picture, she'll give you the part. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
I can't paint and the audition's today. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Relax. This is a magical canvas. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
There's gotta be a way. Trust me, I'm a genie. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Green for the leaves and yellow for the head. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-There! What do you think? -ALL: Urgh! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
-You do better. -Ziggy, look at Diego! -What? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
What are you all staring at? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Argh! Ziggy, what's happening? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
It's the canvas! I knew it was magic. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Grrr! I'm not a sunflower. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Whoa! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Erm, what was the wish? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
He wished to be Rita's co-star... Wait! That's it! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:06 | |
Rita wanted a masterpiece, so let's paint a masterpiece. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
How hard can that be? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Ah. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Huh? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Hey, I'm invisible. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Larry, you're a genius. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Not really, man. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
Painting's much better. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Your jealousy proves that I have the look. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Such poise, such elegance. Quick, to the Larry mobile. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
Oi! Watch it, will you?! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
No time for autographs. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-Who was that guy? -You mean Diego? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
That was Diego? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Give me the name of his tailor and his make-up artist. That is proper! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
It's all down to his genie. He's got a magic canvas. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Everything painted on it becomes real. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Oh. Really? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Except it only works on Diego. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Tony! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
To freedom and beyond! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Larry, don't you think you've made me a little on the podgy side? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:05 | |
Nor quite tall enough. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Next. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Rita, darling. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Don't darling me, Sam. It's over. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
I can't be bought with flowers. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-Now, stay out! -But these are your favourite flowers. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
Larry, don't you think my eyelids look a bit too puffy? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:39 | |
Your jaw is square, man, your cheeks straight and your nose hair curly. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
You just couldn't look better. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Huh? Argh! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
Who are you? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Your replacement. Now, off you go. We've got work to do. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
Argh! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Diego, your whole life has been leading up to this moment. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
Have you memorised the script? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing can stop me now. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
PANTING | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Oh. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Yes! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Next. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Wow! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Wow! What a stunner! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-Cleopatra, camel of... -Rita, my love. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
Oh, not again! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Give me another chance. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
-What do you think you're... Whoa! -Oh-oh! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I'm feeling all blurry. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Erm, we'll be right back. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
No! Stay here. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
But Rita... | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
I brought your favourite chocolates. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
I can't be bought with chocolates. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
Get out! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
I want that handsome camel back. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
That's funny, man. It looks like... | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Money. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
So where is it? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Damn! The canvas! It's gone! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
Can we go home, guys? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Be quiet or the next time we dine out, I'll leave you as a tip. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
We have to get that canvas back. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Look! The thief has left a trail. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
I want a gold limousine. OK, where is it then? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
HORN BEEPS | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Way cool! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
HORN BEEPS | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
-Wow! -Tony! I should have guessed. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
You're the thief who took my magic canvas. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
'Thief' is such a nasty word Ziggy. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
I only borrowed it. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Diego, follow that scorpion. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
ENGINE ROARS | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Oh no! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Watch out! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Whoa! CRASH | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Hey, Ziggy, I'm me again! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Alright, if you insist. You can keep it. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
PUNCHING | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Hey, Diego, why don't you do the audition anyway? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
You've nothing to lose, man. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
What? With that face?! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Grrrr! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Great idea. Where there's a wish, there's a way. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
Why did he leave? | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Why? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Cleopatra, camel of the Nile. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
They said you were the most beautiful in all of Egypt. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
I disagree. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
You are the loveliest in all the world. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:41 | |
Well, seeing as there's no-one better, my new co-star will be... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:48 | |
Rita, cheri, darling. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
For the last time, Sam, it's over! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
But Rita, these are your favourite rubies. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
-That's at least 25 carat... -You can't buy me with... | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
Rubies? Diamonds? Real ones? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:09 | |
Oh, Sam, how could I live without you? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
So do I get the part? | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Of course you do. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh no! | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
My wish! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Cleopatra, camel of the Nile. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
They said you were the most beautiful in all of Egypt. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
I disagree. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
You are the loveliest in all the world. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
-Hey Sam, do you want mustard? -Cut! Who said that? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Look on the bright side. At least Diego's working in showbiz! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 |