The Infernal Labyrinth Trust Me I'm a Genie


The Infernal Labyrinth

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I was hit by a can, opened it and out popped a genie!

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# Three wishes set me free

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# Trust me, I'm a genie

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-# Wish one...

-And on that first day

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-# I got my very own cafe

-Ta-da!

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-# Wish two...

-That was cool

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-# I got my own swimming pool

-Hee-hee!

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# But then I dropped the magic can

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# It filled with sand

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# And the words got jammed

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-# Wish three -

-A total catastrophe

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# The genie raved and ranted

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# But no third wish was granted

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# If one more wish comes true

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# Then I'll be free from you

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# Trust me, I'm a genie. #

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Oh, this thing's so itchy.

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What was that?

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Oh, what a ridiculous...

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SQUEAKING

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So, where's Diego?

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Hear ye, hear ye.

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Welcome, my dear dwarf, barbarian, elf and magician friends.

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(I can't believe I'm actually saying this.)

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A warm round of applause for the brave Sir Diego Camel-hot.

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Ta-da!

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Your situation is serious. A new enemy arises,

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both sneaky and crafty.

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Only we can overcome him and reap rich rewards and much honour.

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Fellowship of the oasis,

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prepare to face the infernal labyrinth

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with its terrifying Cyclops.

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Who's with me?

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The goal is to steal Cyclops' treasure

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and get out of the labyrinth first.

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Simple, right? But, watch out.

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If you land on a red square, the Cyclops will take you prisoner,

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so you have to wait for another player to free you. OK, guys?

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Yeah, right. How about we go and count raindrops?

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ALL: Yeah!

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Hey, come back! This game's fantastic.

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I'm sorry they don't like your game, Diego.

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But maybe if you were to lead them on a real quest

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and show them you're a proper knight - trust me, I'm a genie.

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Our quest is nearly done.

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Behold the treasure of the ancients. Forward, ho!

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W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

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Carpet of light!

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ALL: A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

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A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

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BOTH: This is the end of the world!

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We're being attacked by vegetarian vampires.

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SHE GASPS

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Let there be light, you vampires.

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BATS SQUEAK

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By my divine sword, we have found the treasure.

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Dear friends, the treasure is ours.

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ALL: Hoorah! Hoorah for Diego!

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You're so right, Ziggy. I wish I could succeed in a real quest.

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What did I tell you?

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I call upon the powers that be

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to grant this wish and set me free!

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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What's this all about?

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ALL: W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

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-It could do with a bit of a dusting.

-Absolutely filthy.

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What is this mess? Where are we?

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Ha-ha-ha! We're in Diego's game.

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Look at the red squares.

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Huh? I'm in a game? There's no way that I belong here.

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Where do I find the way out?

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Very simple. Find the treasure and get it out of here before time's up.

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The first to succeed will be the grand champion.

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The quest will start when the hourglass turns over.

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BOTH: Treasure? For real? Me first!

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For me, it's a bit more of a spiritual quest.

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Oooh, this should be fun.

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Let's go!

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We're meant to stay as a group.

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I haven't even told you about the traps. Wait!

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With a little help from me, Diego will find the treasure first.

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The wish will be granted and I will be free at last!

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Hee-hee-hee!

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Help me! Help me!

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My heel's broken.

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Help me, oh noble magician.

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And I will show you the way out of here.

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Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, all the way to the red squares.

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Don't move. Larry's here.

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Easy does it.

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Um, erm, my noble lord, let me reward you with a kiss.

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Please, close your eyes.

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Oh, you're going to make me blush.

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Hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

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Ribbit!

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W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

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Hee-hee-hee! One down, three to go.

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A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

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HE GROWLS

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What's up, bro?

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R-r-r-r-a-a-a!

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Chill out, man.

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Come on.

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Oooh!

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Come on, lovey. Have a go.

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Whoever hits the bull's-eye, gets the biggest prize.

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Oh, me, me, me. I can do it!

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You missed!

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But your consolation prize is a ride on the helter-skelter.

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The helter-skelter? Oh, how exciting!

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A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Who's next?

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W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

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HE GROWLS

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Hey. Hey-o! Guys, are you there?

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Oh, the bonus chest.

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Lady Luck is with me.

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Oh, a magic shield.

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Or a magic Frisbee. Whatever. It's got to be a magic something.

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GROANING

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A-a-a-a-h-h-h! Beware! I'm armed and dangerous.

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I could really, really hurt you.

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That was easy!

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The treasure will be ours.

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Best thing we ever did - teaming up like this.

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There. A gold coin. If there's one...

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There'll be loads more.

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BOTH: The treasure will be all mine.

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-Huh?

-Huh?

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BOTH: Wo-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

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Oooh, chocolate.

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You see, greed gets you nowhere, boys.

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Diego! Diego, wait for me!

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BOTH: W-o-o-o-a-a-a-h!

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Where are we, now?

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GROWLING

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Time's running out. Let's find the treasure and fulfil the quest.

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Follow me, my good knight.

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There's the treasure. And the exit's behind it.

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Hurry up, Diego.

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The coast is clear.

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ALL: Diego! Diego!

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Don't move, my friends!

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ROARING

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Who dares to steal my treasure?

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Distract the keeper.

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R-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!

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Come back. Stop. Stop!

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CRASHING

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Thanks for saving us, Diego.

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At last, the fellowship of the oasis is united.

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Together, we're invincible.

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Come on. Charge!

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R-r-r-a-a-a-h!

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In the name of sand and surf, be gone!

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Let the suction arrow save us.

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Whoops!

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Let's negotiate.

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BOTH: This is our gullet blaster!

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R-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!

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That's blown it.

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Of course. The magic shield.

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Great stuff, Diego. You really got...

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W-a-a-a-h-h-h!

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R-r-r-r-a-a-a-h!

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My contact lens! At last.

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After all these centuries, I've found it.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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I can see, I can see, I can see, I can see.

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Look, time's almost up.

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Quick! Grab the treasure and scram.

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Ow!

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A-a-a-a-h-h-h!

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Fellowship of the oasis, we must save Sir Diego. Forward!

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You thought you'd get away with it, did you?

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Throw us the treasure, Tony.

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Ziggy, you have to do something.

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Well, all right.

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Huh? No, not you!

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Not you!

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I've failed again.

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That was stupendous.

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I've failed again.

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HE SOBS

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Come on, Ziggy. You saved us. I'm proud of you guys.

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By the way, where is my treasure that I won?

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I don't see why it should be your treasure.

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Let's share it.

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After all that, it's only chocolate.

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It's only a game. What do you expect?

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All right, then. Let's share.

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Hey, want to play again?

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ALL: Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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