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Hello, I'm Conor Mallard and welcome to the show full of lovable,

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silly animals Walk On The Wild Side.

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That makes me think of that song...

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MUSIC: "Walk on The Wild Side" by Lou Reed

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# Doo-doo. #

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Yeah, I love that song. OK, that has inspired me.

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OK, come back to me in a bit and I'll have something for you.

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Need to start composing in my Quack book.

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Can't believe everybody forgot my birthday.

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I mean, I don't expect much but maybe a card or two

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and, well, maybe a small present, and a little bit of chocolate...

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-Surprise!

-Oh!

-Happy birthday, Clive, your parties getting started!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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'Oh, you guys, I thought you'd all forgot!'

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I got to go! I got to go! I got to go! I got to go!

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Find me the loo! Find me the loo! Where are the woods?

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Where are the woods? I need a tree! I need a tree! I need a tree!

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I need a tree! Somebody, help me, quickly, now! Help me, please!

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Help me, help me, help me!

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Oh, wait, oh, panic over.

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False alarm, I think.

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Well done, boys, safety in numbers, that's what I say.

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Yeah, this whale disguise is brilliant. It's foolproof!

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No-one wants to touch us when we look like this.

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In fact, I reckon, yeah, the only creature that could possibly...

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RARGH!

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-Ah!

-Ah!

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-Oh, well, back to the drawing board, I suppose.

-Yeah.

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Nick, if you are down in the cellar

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-can you bring up a bottle of lemonade?

-No problem, love!

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BUZZING

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Oh, I see the stairlift is finally working properly.

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Oh, I forgot, we need some ice too. Can you go back down?

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No worries, Tanya.

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I'll just press this button. Oh.

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BUZZING

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There we are.

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Oh, something's gone wrong. Er...

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Oh, no. Erm...

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Yeah, I think that's it.

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Don't know why he can't just use the stairs.

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-I... I...

-RECORD SCRATCHING

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Oh, yeah... I...

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I...

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I... Oh, yeah!

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Er, what's...what's Phil doing, exactly?

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-Oh, Cheryl, look.

-Oh, gross!

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-What is he...?

-Oh!

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Oh, that is HEINOUS!

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Phil, disgusting!

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Rank, dude.

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Hang on, hang on, nearly there.

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Oh, that's got it.

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Phil! That is well rough.

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Oh, I do love a swim in the ocean. I'm very much a seafarer.

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Prefer swimming to flying, me, which...

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-ALL:

-Shark! Shark! Get out!

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-There's a shark!

-There's a shark!

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Oh, what are them lot flapping about?

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Hey, you all right, fellas?

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-ALL:

-Shark! Shark! Shark!

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What, "park"? What are you talking about, "park"? This is an ocean!

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-There's a shark!

-There's a shark!

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"Bark"?! I'm not a dog, I'm an albatross, aren't I?

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Like you lot!

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-Look out!

-What is up?

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-There's a shark!

-There's a shark!

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What is up with them... Oh!

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Whoa! Ha-ha!

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Oh, shark, yes, cheers, fellas.

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Hoo-hoo, what am I like, eh?

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# Groovin'

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# On a Sunday afternoon

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# Really

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# Couldn't get away too soon

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# I can't imagine anything that's better

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# The world is ours whenever we're together

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# There ain't a place I'd like to be instead of groovin'

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# Down a crowded avenue. #

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Ah, peace and quiet!

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Just what I need. A bit of me time, for once.

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-All right, Barry?

-Oh, no, not you!

-Oh, no, not you!

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-Oh, what you think you're doing?

-What do you think you're doing?

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-Leave me alone!

-Leave me alone!

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-Stop IT!

-Stop it!

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Oh, you're so annoying!

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Yes, I am and an annoying mirror bird.

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What you say, I say, what you do, I do. Where you go I go!

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Oh, he's gone.

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# Ah! #

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Hello, fish!

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Huh?

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God here. How's it floating?

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Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

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-So sorry, I couldn't help myself there.

-Oh, nice one, God.

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Anyway, quick update from up here.

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Lots of people walking about, some cars, aeroplanes, computer games

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and, oh, and the iPhone.

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-Probably a bit hard for you to get your head around?

-Eh?

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Oh, well, see you around.

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What is he on about?

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# Ah! #

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What? What?!

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One day Freddie was sitting on his favourite stump

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when all of a sudden...

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Burp! Parp! Burp! Parp!

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Ooh, oh, sorry, ooh, I just can't stop furping. Burp!

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Ooh, oh, excuse me. Burp! Ah, oof.

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Oh. Burp! Parp! Squeak!

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# It's Freddie the furping squirrel. #

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MUSIC: "Superfly" by Curtis Mayfield

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Hey, baby!

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Cool!

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Oh, yeah!

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Mmm-hm!

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Yeah.

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Superfly!

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Feeling funky.

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Now we're talking.

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Got to fly.

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Have it!

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Have it!

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Have it!

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Have it!

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Have what? Have what?

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-Have it!

-Have what?

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-Have it.

-Have what?

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-Have it!

-Have WHAT?

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-Have it.

-Have what?

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-Have it!

-Oh, right!

-"Have it"!

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-Have it!

-Have it!

-Have it!

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-Have it!

-Have it!

-Have it!

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-Have it!

-Have it!

-Have it!

-Have it!

-Have it!

-Have it!

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Oh, a fish balloon!

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Mmm, pop! Ha-ha-ha!

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Brains!

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Brains!

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Brains, I need brains!

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Give me brains!

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Or, you know, just a nice veggie lasagne.

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I'm not fussy, really, just a bit peckish.

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Hey, Conor Mallard here.

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You'll be pleased to know I've been working away

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and I have a little something for you.

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See what you think and I'll pop it on my Facebeak page after the show.

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Here we go.

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# Millions and millions and millions of animals

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# Compare me to Justin Beaver

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# Some of them furry And some have got tentacles

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# Oh, no!

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-#I don't like those ones either

-FLAMINGOES SHOUTING

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# They are... #

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Ahem, er...

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Hi, guys, I love you all but I'm just trying to do a new song, here.

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-Ha-ha-ha. Er...

-THEY ALL SHOUT

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OK, right, do excuse me a minute.

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Have a watch of another pop-based celeb while I speak to my...fans.

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-Conor!

-Conor!

-Love you!

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-Love you, Conor!

-Conor!

-Conor!

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Oh, no, kids! CAMERA CLICKING

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-Sorry, they're back again.

-Oh!

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I know, I know,

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but I'm afraid it's just comes from being part of the Bearkham family.

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Please, just leave us alone!

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CAMERA CLICKING

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Right, come on, Brooklyn, Romeo, quick, follow me!

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-Whee!

-Whee!

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Yeah, you can go home now! You've got your pictures!

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We've had to get all wet now.

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Oh, Posh Bearkham is going to be so mad with us.

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HE SINGS:

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Your goat may be at risk if you

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don't keep up repayments on your goat.

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Actual goats may differ from goats on screen.

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Goat Compere accepts no responsibility

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if this goat advert gets on your goat.

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Last day of work - no-one seems to have noticed.

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I thought we might have had a few drinks, or something.

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I'm not going to see those guys for ages...

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Surprise, grandma!

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CHEERING AND MUSIC

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Oh, thanks, guys!

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Oh, hello, I know why you're here. Come to see my bottom, haven't you?

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My world-famous owl bottom?

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Well, maybe I won't let you see it? Ha-ha-ha!

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Or maybe I will? Ha-ha-ha! Oh.

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Oh, you want to see my bottom that looks like an owl?

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Well, go on, then, but only cos you're you!

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(I'll even do the voice for you.)

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"Woo! Woo!"

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Well, there you are. Some people are just lucky, I guess.

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Or maybe I sat on an owl? Ha-ha-ha!

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Well, that's for you to decide.

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Tatty-bye!

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I tell you what, Paul, I've seen some things out here

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but that takes the biscuit.

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MUSIC: "Oh So Quiet" by Bjork

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Oh, I love this one!

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# Do-do-doo doo do, shh!

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# Doo doo-doo do doo

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# Doo-doo do doo doo do. #

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Shh!

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# It's oh so quiet

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Shh! Shh!

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# It's oh so still

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Shh! Shh!

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# You're all alone

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Shh! Shh!

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# And so peaceful until

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# Ba da-da da!

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# You fall in love

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# Zing, boom

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# The sky up above

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# Zing, boom

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# Is caving in

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# Wow, bang!

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# You've never been so nuts about a guy

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# You want to laugh, you want to cry

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# You cross your heart and hope to die

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# Till it's over and then. #

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Shh! Shh!

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And for my first impression tonight, a bee.

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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

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Thanks very much.

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-I...

-RECORD SCRATCHING

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Yeah! I...

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I...

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I... I...

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh, there's another shark! Gavin, get out of the water!

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-Gavin! Gavin!

-Gavin, there's a shark!

-Get out!

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Are them lot flapping about something again?!

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-Shark!

-Shark!

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"Dark"? It's broad daylight!

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Ooh, ooh, another shark.

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Ho-ho, oh, cheers, fellas. Water in the years, I think.

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Right, we are going to nail the secret handshake today, Ryan.

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So, you start by spinning like this, yeah?

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That's it, then the handshake. So, give me your left...

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-No, no, give me your left. No.

-Spinney, spinney, spinney!

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No, that's too many spins.

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-Clap, clappity, clap, clap!

-No, there's no clapping involved.

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-Spinning, spinning!

-Come here!

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-Then there's the scratching.

-No scratching!

-Spinning! Whoa.

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Oh, God, look, we'll just try again tomorrow, Ryan.

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Oi-oi, got a trick for you! Here we go, abracadabra, hocus-pocus, etc.

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Hup...

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Hup...

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Hup...hup!

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Ta-da! Whoops!

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I'm going to need that Malteaser for later.

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Hello, fellow crustaceans, it's me Shelldon,

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everyone's least favourite crab.

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Widen your gills and take a deep breath

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as it's time for Underwater Burping Clampionships!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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First up, it's the reigning clampion Michelle.

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She is from the English Channel, her hobbies are swimming

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and dislikes are being eaten and seagulls.

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Go for it, Michelle!

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Bu-u-u-u-urp!

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Burptastic!

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That could knock the fins of a dolphin but can it be beaten?

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Join us shortly to find out.

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I'm getting out of here. It absolutely reeks.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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'Ahhhh!'

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What is that noise?!

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It sounds like a UFO, or something.

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'Ahhh!'

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It's getting nearer.

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Ahhhh!

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Oh, it's you.

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AHHHHH!

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Hello!

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When playing the imaginary piano it is vital to warm up properly.

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First, gently massage the fingers then wet them to avoid injury. Now!

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MUSIC: "The Entertainer" by Scott Joplin

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# Da doo da Da da da doo de doo do de doo doo

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# Doo-doo-doo do-de do de doo doo

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# Ya-ta-ta dooby dooby doo. #

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Oh, that is beautiful. Don't mind if I do say so myself.

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Here's another one for you. This is a wasp.

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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

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Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

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Also available at weddings and bar mitzvahs.

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# I...really, really, really really, really love snow

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# I really, really, really really love snow

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# It's so cold, oh, man!

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# I'm going to build me a snowman

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# Really, really, really really, really love snow

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# I really, really, really really, really love snow

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# Really, really, really really, really, really,

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# Really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY love snow! #

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Oh, hi, there. I'm really loving snow.

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Hello there, Ross Lovesworm here,

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live at the very spot it has been reported

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that the legendary Gruffalo low has been seen.

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Unfortunately, I am yet to have come into any form of contact

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with the Gruffalo but I'm constantly on the lookout

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and promise I will get back to you as soon as I hear or spot anything

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of this furry brown beast with two small horns.

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Ha, that's Ross Lovesworm reporting.

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Now, where did I put my glasses? Oh, erm...

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Please, welcome onto the stage Bongo Prawn.

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# Mama was queen of the mambo

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# Papa was king of the Congo

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# Deep down in the jungle I start banging my first bongos

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# So I play my boogie for the people of this city

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# But they don't go crazy when I banging all my boogie

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# I'm the king of the bongo King of the Bongo

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# Hear me when I come baby

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# King of the Bongo King of the Bongo. #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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I don't like it, I love it!

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For massive yeses!

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Thanks very much.

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What are we doing here? I don't even like wrestling.

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-Take that you bandit!

-Come here and I'll box your ears...

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Oh, I don't know, nothing else to do, was there?

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This is awful. Call that fighting?

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-How much with those tickets again?

-Not much.

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Shall we ask for our money back?

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-..down to Chinatown, sir!

-Quite, sir!

-Felled again...

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What on earth was that supposed to be?

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-Have no fear, Reginald!

-Oh, look, it's a tag team.

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Not made it any more exciting, though, has it?

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-..take that!

-You take this!

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Ha-ha-ha! I win!

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Oh, look at that, he hardly touched him!

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-Fix!

-Fix!

-It's a fix!

-Fix, you fixed it!

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Oh, my gosh, though,

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have you heard that Sheila is going out with Kevin from number six?

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I totally had dibs on Kevin, like, a month ago, yeah?

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Before he broke up with Tanya, innit?

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-That Sheila has always been trouble, though.

-Yeah, always.

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And have you seen her feathers?

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Yeah, I heard that it's totally not real, though!

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They are well feather extensions, though, is it?

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Hi, Tiffany, high, Stacey!

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Oh, hi, Sheila. So great to see you.

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-I love your feathers. They is well pretty.

-Thanks, girls.

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# Let it shine...

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Dave? Dave?

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Take your headphones off, I'm stuck in the... Dave!

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Dave, take your headphones off, I'm stuck in the dung! Dave!

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Dave, I'm stuck! Dave!

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Dave! I'm stuck.

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David!

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Oh, no, not again! Ah!

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Argh!

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No! David! David!

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# Baby you're a...

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Take your headphones off! I'm stuck, I can't get...

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# Let your colours burn...

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Dave! Dave! Dave!

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# Oh, you've got me going...

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Dave! David!

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Ah, how's you doing? Now, you don't mind me.

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No, no, no, I just here, I just make the dough ball.

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Watch, watch, I'll do it again. It's easy. I just make the dough ball.

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If somebody said to me, "Why don't you make the pizza?"

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I say, "No, no, I'm the dough ball crab, I just make the dough ball."

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Garlic bread?

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I spit on the garlic bread.

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No, I don't make garlic bread, no, I just make the dough ball.

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Oh, I miss Mama.

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Hey, there, sorry about last time but I'm back again

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and I've been working on another song.

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Go on Tweeter after this and spread the word.

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It's a love song called Quackers For You.

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Here we go.

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# Girl, when I first saw your beak I wasn't at my peak

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# I'd eaten dodgy bread but then you said

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Oh!

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# Hey, Conor, boy I love your moves

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# Well, then I brushed my plumes and thought, "It's time to groove"

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-# I'm going Quackers... #

-THEY ALL SHOUT

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Oh, er, well, here we go again!

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Ha-ha-ha, sorry about this. Sorry.

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Hi, girls, how are you doing? Are you all right?

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-APPLAUSE

-Bravo!

-Bravo!

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-Yes, Jolly good.

-That was great.

-Well done, well done.

-Well done!

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Encore!

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-Excellent, absolutely wonderful.

-Bravo!

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I don't enjoy the theatre but I'm really going to recommend that.

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Oh, I'm so proud. My son played Prince Charming. Yours?

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Oh, mine were the third tree on the left, in scene two.

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Oh, well, I...

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I remember thinking that tree was very good! Ahem.

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-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

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-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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-Boing!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Boing! Ha-ha-ha!

0:21:060:21:09

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Boing!

-Boing! Ha-ha-ha!

-Boing!

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Why have you stopped?

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Well, I think it's about time you just GREW UP!

0:21:200:21:24

Oh, don't you want to boing with me?

0:21:240:21:26

Oh, only joking!

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-Got you! Come on!

-Michelle!

0:21:290:21:32

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Boing!

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Ha-ha-ha!

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Boing!

0:21:370:21:39

Hello, again!

0:21:390:21:40

Ross Lovesworm here once more and I'm afraid to say it's bad news.

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There still is absolutely no sign whatsoever of the bi-horned,

0:21:440:21:48

scruffy Gruffalo beast

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with a head big enough for someone like me to stand on and report from.

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I've a feeling this isn't going to end as we'd hoped

0:21:540:21:57

but please bear with me just a while longer

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because Ross Lovesworm hates to disappoint.

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Right, time for a quick cup of lovely worm tea, I think. Yeah.

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# I love digestives - mm!

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# Jammie Dodgers

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# Garibaldi, chocolate chip cookie or a Hobnob

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# Give me a Bourbon

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# Or shortbread fingers

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# I'll always risk it I'm the Lemur who loves a biscuit. #

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Yeah!

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Biscuit bow!

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-Hey, Hattie, are you OK?

-Bit annoyed, actually.

-Really? Why?

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It's this twig, it just keeps bothering me all the time.

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Oh, right, OK.

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-It's just right there, like, all over my face.

-Well...

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Maybe if I bite it?

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-Possibly.

-Now it's in my nose!

0:22:520:22:55

-Right, well, you could just...

-Now it's on my head!

0:22:550:22:58

Hattie, why don't you just move?

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(Because then the twig will win!)

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OK.

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Well, hello, it's that time of year again!

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It's Feet versus Bellies, Feet versus Bellies, Feet versus Bellies.

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Feeling very confident, there,

0:23:180:23:19

look at them, they're off to a brilliant start, there.

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But also the Bellies moving along quite nicely,

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they are working as a team.

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As, also, are the Feet working as a team, as well.

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The Feet just seem to be slowing up a little bit,

0:23:280:23:31

getting a bit cold, but here come the Bellies, gliding along lovely.

0:23:310:23:34

Absolutely lovely and here come the Bellies, here come the Bellies

0:23:340:23:38

overtaking the Feet and it looks like the Bellies are going to win!

0:23:380:23:41

The Bellies are clear winners, there.

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Look at that, first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh,

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eighth, ninth, 10th, 11th, 12th and 13th places.

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Hey...

0:23:490:23:50

looking pretty cool.

0:23:500:23:53

Looking pretty cool.

0:23:530:23:56

Looking pretty...

0:23:560:23:57

Bleurgh! Bleurgh!

0:23:570:23:59

Did anyone see that?

0:23:590:24:01

Looking pretty cool. Pretty cool.

0:24:010:24:04

MUSIC: "Je t'aime... moi non plus" by Serge Gainsbourg

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Le Chimp...a new smell pour homme...

0:24:140:24:19

..pour femme...

0:24:220:24:23

..pour le baby monkey...

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Le Chimp No5, the new fragrance by Giorgio Eau a Monkey.

0:24:330:24:38

Howdy, stranger.

0:24:410:24:43

What's your name, partner?

0:24:460:24:48

Is you Bunny the Kid?

0:24:500:24:52

Bunny the Kid?

0:24:520:24:53

-Bunny the Kid?

-Bunny the Kid?

-Bunny the Kid?!

0:24:530:24:56

What do you want with us, Kid?

0:24:570:24:59

We're just a quiet little town.

0:25:010:25:04

We don't want no trouble.

0:25:040:25:06

J-Just don't hurt us.

0:25:080:25:11

Tell us what you want, son.

0:25:110:25:13

I want...

0:25:130:25:15

Yes?

0:25:150:25:16

I want...

0:25:160:25:18

-Yes?

-I...

0:25:180:25:20

..I want to get down.

0:25:220:25:24

And my final impression of the night, a hornet.

0:25:240:25:27

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

0:25:270:25:31

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

0:25:310:25:35

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

0:25:350:25:37

Please, do book me.

0:25:370:25:40

I mean, really, please, definitely book me.

0:25:400:25:42

Boy!

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Boy!

0:25:540:25:56

Boy!

0:25:570:25:58

Boy!

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Boy!

0:26:020:26:03

Boy!

0:26:050:26:06

Boy!

0:26:070:26:09

BOY!

0:26:090:26:11

Boy! Boy!

0:26:110:26:14

The end.

0:26:140:26:16

Join us next week for Little Red Riding Hoodie.

0:26:160:26:19

Hi, all, Conor Mallard here and I'm sad to say it's the end of the show.

0:26:230:26:28

My two songs have been posted on BaboonTube

0:26:280:26:30

and I see there are already plenty of comments.

0:26:300:26:34

Let's have a quick look what they say.

0:26:340:26:36

Oh, very nice - 457 trillion like.

0:26:360:26:40

A bit of a dip from the last video but, you know, early days.

0:26:400:26:43

THEY ALL SHOUT

0:26:430:26:44

Oh, hey.

0:26:460:26:47

THEY ALL SHOUT

0:26:470:26:48

Oh, no, not again. OK, time to get out of here, I think.

0:26:500:26:52

Thanks for watching.

0:26:520:26:54

Hi, Conor!

0:26:540:26:56

Oh, I love you, I love you, Conor!

0:26:560:26:59

Hello, there. Ross Lovesworm still reporting.

0:26:590:27:03

I'm terribly, terribly sorry to report that,

0:27:030:27:07

as night closes in once more, there's...

0:27:070:27:11

Oh, sorry, I'm just getting word in my a ear...

0:27:110:27:15

What? What's that?!

0:27:150:27:17

Yes, the...

0:27:170:27:18

I...?

0:27:180:27:20

I, Ross Lovesworm, am standing on... What? I'm standing...?

0:27:200:27:24

Good grief! All this time?

0:27:240:27:26

Right, I'm off!

0:27:260:27:27

Ross Lovesworm reporting!

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