Episode 2 Walk on the Wild Side
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Right, are we rolling? OK, hello, and welcome to Walk On The Wild Side. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
I'm your host, Holly Wallaby, coming to you from... Oh, hang on a minute. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:12 | |
Excuse me. You're in the back of my shot. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
-Oh, sorry, I'll get out the way. -OK, no problem. -Am I out of shot now? | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
-No, you're still in. Keep walking. -Am I out of it now? | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
-No, I'll tell you when you're out of it. Keep walking. -How about now? | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
-No, you're still in it. -Now? -No. -Now? -No! -Now? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
-Argh! Will someone get security?! -Am I out now? -Argh! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
-Ah-choo! -Bless you, Bernard. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
-Ah-choo! -Oh, bless you, Alan. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-Ah-choo! -Bless you, Hyacinth. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-Ah-choo! -Bless you, Charles. -Ah-choo! -Bless you, Sebastian. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
-Ah-choo! -Oh, bless you, Pippa. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
THEY ALL SNEEZE | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
This allergy to sea air really is rather boring. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
Quite. Anyone know of a remedy? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
I find wearing a small lizard works absolute wonders. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
I haven't sneezed in weeks. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-Oh, really? Marvellous idea. -Smashing. Top-o. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Hello! ECHOES | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Echo! ECHOES | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
It's very quiet. I think I'm all alone up here. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
Hello! ECHOES | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Where is everyone? | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Alan? ECHOES | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Alan?! ECHOES | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
I think might be lost. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Help! ECHOES | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
I've heard Bigfoot lives up here too. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Help! ECHOES | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
-Hee-hee! Watch this. Boo! -ECHOES | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
Argh! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Ha! That was too easy. Hee-hee! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
# It's Maurice Maurice the miserable fish. # | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
I'm so miserable! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
Oh, come on, Maurice. Cheer up. A smile costs nothing, you know. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:21 | |
What a waste of facial muscles. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Oh, full of the joys of life as usual, Maurice. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Clear off! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
I'm so miserable! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
# It's Maurice Maurice the miserable fish. # | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Urgh! I hate that theme tune! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
MUSIC: "The Model" by Kraftwerk | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
# She's a model and she's looking good | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
# Do, do-do-do do-do-do. # | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Wunderbar, wunderbar! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
All right? What are you staring at? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
You want some? Getcha! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Here, I was watching that Britain's Got Talent the other day. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
As far as I can make out, there's these people who come on about to have their hopes and dreams shattered | 0:03:10 | 0:03:15 | |
because their deluded families have told them | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
they've got the special qualities which they clearly haven't. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
And then it's all like... | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
"I can dance - watch me juggle - pick me, Simon - my dog can sing - | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
"you're what this show needs - stop crying, Amanda!" | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Oh, it's lovely. Can't wait for next week's. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Oh, give us a cuddle. I love you, I love you, I love you! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
You're the best. I really, really love you. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Oh, ever since he joined Bearpeace, he's become a right tree-hugger. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
I love you, I love you, I love you! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
You're so cute. Mmh! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
MUSIC: "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Oh, this is a great one, I love this one. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
# Hands | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
# Touching hands | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
# Reaching out | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
# Touching me, touching you | 0:04:02 | 0:04:09 | |
# Sweet Caroline, bah-bah-bah | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
# Good times never seemed so good | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
# So good, so good, so good! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
# Oh, I've been inclined, bah-bah-bah | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
# To believe they never would | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
# But now I | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
# Do-boo-bee-do... # | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Excuse me, Mr Coulson, what do I need to do when His Lordship swims past? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
-Just a bow of the head, Joseph. Down and up. -Got it. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
I don't need to say anything then? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
No, a slight bow of the head, down and up, will suffice. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
-So, I shouldn't shout, "Hello, Lordy!" -Absolutely not, Joseph. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
-Stupid boy. -Just bow the head then? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
A slight bow of the head, down and up. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Here he comes, Joseph. Into position. Remember what I told you. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Don't worry, Mr Coulson, I won't let you down. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Ready? And bow... Oh, he's gone. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
-His Lordship was in a rush, what? -That was a waste of time. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
-What do we do now? -We remain vigilant. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
His Lordship may pass back at any moment. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-Right. Down and up. -That's good. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Help! I've been attacked by a giant strawberry. Help me! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
Oh, you are such a drama queen, Josh. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
No, seriously, I can't breathe! It's after me! Help! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-Oh, grow up, it's only a strawberry. -Only a strawberry? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
It's massive! Get it off me! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
-ALL: -Help! -Get this fruit off me! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
-It's all right, they're afraid of sticks. -Oh, the relief. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
Can I keep mine? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
I might go for a little paddle today, I think. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
It does look nice. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
Yes, I think I'll just go for a little paddle in the sea. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
I hate you! I hate the sea. I'm going home. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
THEY ALL CHATTER | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Shh! Sir's coming. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Good morning, girls. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-Good morning, sir. -Good morning. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
THEY ALL CHATTER AGAIN | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
-# Mr lover man -Lizard! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-# Mr lover man -Lizard, lizard! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-# Mr lover man -Lizard called David! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
-# Mr lover man -Lizard! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
-# Mr lover man -Lizard, lizard, lizard! # | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
Leave it. Leave it! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Leave it! Leave it! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Leave what? Leave what? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-Leave it! -Leave what? -Leave it! -Leave what?! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
-Leave it! -Sorry, leave what? -Leave it! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
-Leave what? -Leave...it! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Oh, right! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
BOTH: Leave it! Leave it! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
Mum, there's something I need to tell you. I'm leaving home. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
Oh no, son. Why? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
I'm sorry, but this place is holding me back. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
I want to stand out, I want to be different from the rest. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
But you do stand out, son. Doesn't he, Dad? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-What? -Our Warren, I said he stands out from the crowd. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Which one's Warren? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
No, it's no good, Mum. I've made my mind up. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
I'll text you when I've found a new place, maybe somewhere more blue. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
Don't go, son. Don't go! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Is Warren the reddish one with the knobbly bits? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
Yes, he's the reddish one with the knobbly bits. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Hang on, where are you exactly? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by PSY | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
RECORDS SCRATCHING | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Right, let's sort this out once and for all. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
What is the best food in the whole world? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Er, I don't know. Leaves? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
No. Chips! Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:19 | |
Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
Chips, chips, chips, chips, chips, chips! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Shut up! It's clearly ice cream, all right? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Oh, yeah, ice cream, of course. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Yeah, I love ice cream. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
I still prefer leaves. Mmh! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
Now, I wonder when the tide is coming in today | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
because somebody told me and I can't remember... | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Argh! HE COUGHS | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Oh, I hate you! I hate the sea. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Oi-oi! Got a trick for you. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
-I'm going to turn water into a bird. -DRUM ROLL | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Here we go. Abracadabra, hocus-pocus, etc. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:12 | |
Ta-da! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
It's not real magic, is it? Probably already in its mouth. Rubbish. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
Hello! It's me, Holly Wallaby again, your Walk On The Wild Side host. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
-Coming up, we've got... Oh, hold it there. -Hello. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-You still doing your little telly thingy? -It's called presenting. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Very important job, and you're still in my shot. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Frightfully sorry. What about now? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
-No, still in. -Now? -No. -What about now? -No. -Must be out by now? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
-No, you know you're there, mate. -What about now? -No. Argh! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
-Here's another stupid bird. Security! -Still in? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Down...and up. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Mr Coulson, is that His Lordship? Should I bow? What should I...? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-I'm not quite sure. It could be him. -Down...and up. | 0:09:55 | 0:10:01 | |
Yes, think it was. Oh, bother! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
I've missed my bow and you were late with yours. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
What have I been teaching you, Joseph? Come on! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
-Down. And up! -Good. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
-Spiderchef! -He only makes eggs. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
I'm a spider, wicked! This is an egg. Awesome! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
I'm the chef. Well smart! This is an egg. Well thick! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
I'm cooking with my bum. Check it! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
I've made egg in a basket. Well nang! I'm Spiderchef. Laters! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:30 | |
-Spiderchef! -He only makes eggs. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
OK, Ryan, shall we try doing our special handshake again? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
-Spin like this, yeah? -That's it. Now give me your hand. No, Ryan... | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-Then spin, spin, spin. -Too many spins. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
And then a clap, clap, clap. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-I don't remember any clapping. -Then spinning again. -Come back, Ry! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-Then there's scratching. -That...does feel quite nice. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-And the spinning. Whoa! -No, stop spinning. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Oh, let's just try again tomorrow. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
Have you lot seen Graham, the new guy? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Yeah, he's a bit different, isn't he? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
-I mean, he might be very good at the job. -He's big enough. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
-Are you guys talking about Graham? -He's a bit, well, different. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
Yeah, different. Just can't quite put my finger on it, though. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:13 | |
Stay calm, Graham. Just blend in. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
I think he looks a bit like a wildebeest. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
Shh! That's a horrible thing to say. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Welcome, boys and girls. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:24 | |
We'll start with... HE COUGHS | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
We'll start with a joke. HE COUGHS | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Man goes in to a doctor. HE COUGHS | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
He says, "Doctor, doctor." HE COUGHS | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
"Doctor, doctor." HE COUGHS | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
"I feel like..." HE COUGHS | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
"I think I'm a pony." HE COUGHS | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
The doctor says... HE COUGHS | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Doctor says, "That's all right..." HE COUGHS | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Doctor says, "That's fine..." HE COUGHS | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
He says... Hang on, hang on. HE COUGHS | 0:11:50 | 0:11:55 | |
I'm going to have to... HE COUGHS | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
I'm going to have to get a glass of... | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
Give me a minute. I'll be back in a minute. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Yes! At first glance I may appear like some sort of duck, | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
-but this is merely the first prototype of my giant duck machine. -ROBOT NOISES | 0:12:08 | 0:12:13 | |
Ha-ha! With this, I'll rule the world. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Now feed me something - quickly. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
MUSIC: "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Hey! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
All right! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Sitting on a twig! | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Yeah! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Bobbin' my head. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Yeah! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Gotta fly! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
HEAVENLY MUSIC | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Hello, fish! | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-Huh? -God again. How's it floating? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:05 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
Sorry, I'm doing it again. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
-Right. -Quick update from the surface. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
There's a little maniacal duck trying to build a machine | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
to destroy the universe as we know it. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
But don't worry. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
I have my eye on him. Fish! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
Thanks...God. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
Anyway, see you around and stuff. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Righto. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
HEAVENLY MUSIC | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Did you hear that? -Eh, yeah. -What about that? -Um, yeah, I did. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
-There, did you hear that? -I did. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
-And that? -That too, yeah. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Oh, what's that? Now, did you hear that? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
-Yes. -Did you hear that? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-Yes, I heard that. -Did you hear...? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
Yes, I heard it! We hear everything, OK? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-Both of us hear everything, yeah? -Right! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
I hear you. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Welcome back to the Underwater Burping Clam-pionships. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
It's now over to Clam-drew who's come all the way from the Red Sea. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:15 | |
His hobbies are growing pearls and staying relatively still. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
Go for it, Clam-drew. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
HE BURPS | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
HE BURPS AGAIN | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
Absolutely stink-credible stuff there. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
We have a new winner for the solo round. What do you think of that? | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
That was repulsive. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
I need to go and stick my head out of a window for a bit. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
Brilliant! Join us shortly for the group stage. I can't wait! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
Here you go - quick impression for you. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
A leaf. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Thank you very much. One for all you nature lovers. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Brains! Brains! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Brains! I must taste brains! | 0:15:37 | 0:15:43 | |
Or... Well, I'd love a sticky toffee pudding. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
I do have rather sweet tooth. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
HE COUGHS All right. That's better, boys and girls. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
Man goes into a doctor and he says... HE COUGHS | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pony... HE COUGHS | 0:15:57 | 0:16:03 | |
And the doctor says... HE COUGHS | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
No, no... HE COUGHS | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
It's no good, actually. HE COUGHS | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Can one of you get me honey and lemon, please? Thank you. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Quick impression for you. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
One for all you alphabet lovers, the letter P. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
Just give her a gentle peck on the cheek and ask her to dinner. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-Go on, what would go wrong? -Yeah, you're right. Here goes. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
FUNNY HORN NOISE | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
'Ere, what do you think you're doing? Get out of it! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Not that cheek! Honestly, you try to give good advice. Unbelievable! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by PSY | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
RECORDS SCRATCHING # Badger style! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
# Scratching badger style | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
RECORDS SCRATCHING | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
# Badger style | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
# Scratching badger style. # | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
OK, Roger, this is very simple. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
I say "action" and you just walk towards the camera. OK, Roger? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:03 | |
Roger? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Yes, you just walk towards the camera when I say "action", OK? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:12 | |
Well, let's just go for one anyway. Roll cameras...and action, Roger! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:17 | |
Action! Roger? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Action, Roger! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Action, Roger. Roger? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Roger? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
Action, Roger! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
No, that's the wrong way, Roger. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
Roger, you're going the wrong way. OK. We'll cut there. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
Everyone reset and could somebody go and get Roger, thank you. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
HE SINGS ALONG TO MUSIC | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Dave, you haven't got your headphones in again, have you? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Remember last week I had to go to A&E? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
David, take your headphones out! | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
DAVID SINGS ALONG TO MUSIC | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
David, please, take your headphones out? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
David! Not again! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
# You've got the love! Woo! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
# You've got the love! Woo! Yeah! | 0:18:13 | 0:18:19 | |
# You've got the love You've got the love... # | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
Dave! David! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
# Do-do-do-do, yeah. # | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
-Em, what do you think you're wearing? -What? -What do you mean, "What"? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
I mean, "What?" That's what I meant by "What?" | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
-You're wearing exactly the same red skirt as me. -No, I'm not. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-Yes, you are. -No, I'm not. -Yes, you are. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Well, you've flicked your hair up exactly the same as mine. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
-No, I haven't. -Yes, you have. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
-And you're wearing the same eye shadow as me. -Um... Bop! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
Where have you...? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Right. Bop! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
Oh, now you're swimming exactly the same as me. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew Come on and do Shrew Conga | 0:18:58 | 0:19:03 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew Along the forest floor... # | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Come on, quick! We're going to miss it. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Oh, I love it when they do a Shrew Conga. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew Along the forest floor | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew Come on and do Shrew Conga | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
# Shrew, shrew, shrew Shrew Conga night for sure. # | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
Right, this place looks safe enough. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
-Nice and remote. Not another bird in sight. -Hello again, Barry! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
-How did you find me? -How did you find me? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
-This isn't funny. -This isn't funny. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
-Just go away! -Just go away! | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
Right. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
red lorry, yellow lorry. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Right. Red lolly, lellow lolly... | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Lead rolly... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
-Ha-ha! Got you. -Ha-ha! Got you. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
-Oh, you're so annoying! -Yes, I am. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Annoying mirror bird. What you say, I say. What you do, I do. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:56 | |
Where you go, I go! Oh... Where did he go? | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
Birds! We've all been there. Some of them are right bunch of... Oh, hello! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
It's me, Holly Wallaby, your genial Walk On The Wild Side host. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
I don't know about you, but I love a good Shrew Conga. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
It makes me go all jiggy. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
-Excuse me, Miss Wallaby. -What now? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
I seem to have misplaced my mobey-phoney. Have you seen it? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
-No, I'm working. -Oops! Am I back in shot? -Yes! | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
-Should I leave? -Yes! -Without my mo-phone? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Oh, this bloke is driving me bananas! I could swing for him. Security! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:32 | |
Found it! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:33 | |
Please welcome back to the stage, Bongo Prawn! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
SALSA MUSIC | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Bonga lula! | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
BUZZER | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Bonga lula! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Baby! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
I don't know why Simon buzzed. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
I thought that was blooming bongo brilliant. Well done! | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Now where is he? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Where is he? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Ah-ha! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
You're it! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
One day, Freddie was sitting on his favourite tree ledge when suddenly... | 0:21:13 | 0:21:18 | |
-Oh, no. Not the furps again. -HE FURPS | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
-Oh, sorry. Sorry! -HE FURPS | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
-Oh! -HE FURPS | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Yeah, I think that's it. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
HE FURPS | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
# It's Freddie the furping squirrel. # | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
# If you go down to the woods today | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
# You better go in disguise | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
# If you go down to the woods today | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
# You're sure of a big... # Argh! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
Oh! That's ruined my song. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
-Dad, who's that new guy you're working with? -What? Graham? | 0:21:55 | 0:22:00 | |
-Yeah. There's something different about him. -Different? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
Yeah, he just looks different, you know, to us. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
Graham's a great lad. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Stay calm, Graham. Just blend in. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Well, I think he looks a bit like a wildebeest. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Shh! That is a horrible thing to say, love. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
Quick impression for you. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
A treble clef. That's for all you music people. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Welcome to the final of the world hippopotamus yawning championships | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
where we'll be crowning the yawniest hippo on Earth. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
I can't wait, Clive. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
Let's take a look at the vital warm-up exercises | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
of our two finalists. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
HE YAWNS | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
This of course helps to prevent jaw-jam. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
So, here they go. The two finalists psyching each other out. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
They're off, Clive. They're off. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
THEY YAWN | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Hang on. There's been an infringement! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
The referee's ejecting one of the hippos. What drama! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Let's take a look at the replay, Andy. What happened? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Well, I didn't see anything wrong, Clive. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Oh, no - hang on, hang on. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
I think his jaw was just fractionally offside...there. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:20 | |
Oh, and he doesn't look happy about the decision. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
It's a fix! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Heartbreaking, Clive, heartbreaking. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Here it comes - the winning yawn of honour. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
HE YAWNS | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Classic, Clive, classic. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
Oh, no! They're at it again. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Oh, I'm out of here, man. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
THEY SING INTRODUCTION TO "EARTHSONG" BY MICHAEL JACKSON | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Oh, knock it off! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
THEY CONTINUE SINGING | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
PENGUIN SINGS THE SAME TUNE | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
Oh, don't you start! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
OK, I'm fine now. HE COUGHS | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
So, "Doctor, doctor | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
"I think I'm a pony..." HE COUGHS | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
The doctor says... HE COUGHS | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
The doctor says, "It's all right, you're just a little..." | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
What is it? "Just a little..." HE COUGHS | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
Oh, it's back, it's back. I need a lozenge. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
Can somebody get me a lozenge? HE COUGHS | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
Maybe I will just have another go. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
-I'll try one more. -HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
Argh! Oh! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
-Ha-ha! Idiot, mate. Idiot. -I hate the sea! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Idiot, idiot... | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Some boys spend hours in the fields just trying to talk to girls. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
I've been in this field for hours and not one girl has spoken to me. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
But no matter what they do, some days nothing seems to work. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Coo-ee! Hello? Anyone? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
But other boys use Stynx. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Hello, ladies! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
-Oh, he smells gorgeous. -He smells like roses. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:13 | |
-He smells like the sky. -He smells like cupcakes. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
-He smells all fruity. -Steady on! Plenty to go round, girls! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
Stynx - for boy birds who like to stink really nice. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
-Can I borrow some of your Stynx? -Bit busy at the moment, William. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
Yee-ha! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
HE SNORES | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
How does he always get to sleep so quickly? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
And why does he have to snore so loudly? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
And why do we always let him go in the middle? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
We could always move, I suppose. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Nah. I kind of like it. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
Yeah, me too. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
-Nighty-night, then. -Nighty-night. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Quick impression for you. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Big Ben. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Only joking - it's the letter P again. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
# I see the crystal raindrops fall | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
# And I see the beauty of it all | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
# Is when the sun comes shining through | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
# Da-ba-do-day | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
# To make those rainbows in my mind | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
# Za-ba-doo-down... | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
# When I think of time with you | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
# Just the two of us | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
# We can make it if we try | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
-# Just the two of us -Just the two of us | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
# Just two of us | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
# Building castles in the sky | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
# Just the two of us You and I. # | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
-Love you, man. -I love you too, man. -Just the two of us, yeah. -Yeah! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
Best friends for ever, yeah? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Are we on? Oh, come on. Where is he? Come on! Where are you? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
I know you're out there. Come on, you might as well ruin this bit as well. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:03 | |
-Miss Wallaby? -Yes. What can I do for you? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
Could I just say hello to my mum? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
-Why not? -Hello, Mum! -Anyone else? -My dad. Hello, Dad! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
-That it? -My sister, Clarice. -Go on, then. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Hello, Clarice. I'm on the telly with Holly Wallaby. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
-Finished? -Yup. All done. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Argh! I give up. See you next time. Stay lucky. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
-I might go back to modelling. Money for old rope, that. -I forgot Nana! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
Oh... | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
-HE COUGHS -I think I'm a pony. The doctor says, "That's OK." | 0:27:29 | 0:27:33 | |
The doctor says, "That's OK." I'll get to the end if it kills me. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
-HE COUGHS -The doctor says, "That's OK, you're just a little hoarse." | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
-Just a little horse. Not one of my best, really. -HE COUGHS | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
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