Episode 14 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Well, hello there, this is Whoops I Missed The Bus.

Get ready for highs, lows and everything in between

as we delve into another fine week of CBBC.

So, how is your summer shaping up?

I can't believe this.

Oh, my goodness, look at that shocking fall from Barney.

I'm not enjoying this limbo technique at all.

What on earth is this fleaball doing?

I can see his bottom.

And what's up with Harriet?

My carriet is Har... My carri...

SHE LAUGHS

Take it from me this is going to be

a jam-packed 14 minutes of your life, but fear ye nil, our

resident vloggers Lauren and Myles are here to make sense of it all.

Stick with us and we'll give you the lowdown.

That bus is on the move.

Get ready for a vlog he made earlier.

That's right, it's a Blue Peter joke.

Here's Myles.

Blue Peter has recently kicked off summer with...

Whoa! Don't be kicking summer to start it off, that will hurt.

Gently wake summer up.

Sing it a song. Anyway, recently, Blue Peter has been wondering...

If you could take on any challenge this summer, what would it be?

BOTH: And why?

Oh, a challenge.

My challenge was to try and be a Blue Peter presenter.

Sounds fun, go for it.

But the thing with being a Blue Peter presenter is

it seems like a really good life, and let's be fair, probably is,

but, boy, do they have to work hard.

They're always doing something every day. Can't stop 'em.

Today, they're flying a plane, tomorrow, they're swimming

with sharks. On Wednesday, they're flying with the sharks.

You know, me - I'm on the TV every week as well,

but look, there's my bed, that's how far I've had to travel today.

Nice and warm. Get a cup of tea when I need it.

Barney, try vlogging. Much easier.

-Nothing in there, though.

-Give it to the bear.

Now he's a bear drinking tea. Silly.

I could even stop this and go and watch Arthur.

You can't do that in a Blue Peter studio. I'm going to watch Arthur.

I know we're live on TV, but listen to your heart.

# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm

# The rhythm of the street. #

They did Blue Peter from the beach to show that summer's happening.

Welcome to the beach. We are in North Wales, in Colwyn Bay.

CHEERING

Do I have to go to the beach to show...? Do I have to?

I'm looking out the window now, I can see the sun.

Take my word for it, it's summer.

Otherwise, I've got to put sun cream on, put a hat on,

sunglasses, get my shoes on, and then find a beach.

On the beach, Barney and Lindsey did play some Blue Peter beach games.

There you go!

-AUDIENCE:

-Barney! Barney!

I might go out today, head down to the beach,

play some games with some friends. Not volleyball. Not tennis.

Not football. Not cricket. Find the thing in the suitcase.

Jimmy, did you bring the 20 suitcases? You didn't?

You couldn't carry them? What are we going to do now?

Barney is off to an absolute flyer here. I can't believe this.

Oh, my goodness, look at that shocking fall from Barney.

I'm not enjoying this limbo technique at all.

I've always wanted a Blue Peter badge

and when I was younger I tried to make one.

It was just a piece of paper, just Sellotaped.

Will this get me into anywhere for free?

A blank piece of paper?! You have got to be kidding me.

Barney Harwood is going to be livid about that.

Speaking of which, what's been making you livid this week?

What makes me livid is that all CBBC do

to fill in the gaps are rubbish games and send-ins.

They are rubbish.

What makes me livid is

when a new series of my favourite programme comes out

and I have to wait at least two weeks

for the next episode to come out. Argh!

What makes me real livid is Dodge.

He keeps going on about how I like Ben Shires

and for the record I do not like Ben Shires.

-You love Ben Shires, don't you?

-No...

-You do, you do, you do.

-You like Ben Shires.

-I don't.

-You really love him.

-I don't.

OK, he's got really nice hair and I love his fashion, but it ends there.

I do not like him and I don't have any feelings for him. Ben Shires(!)

If you've got beef

with CBBC, don't keep it

to yourself. Send it to us.

Go to the CBBC website

and search "livid" for the details.

Now it's time to step behind the scenes on a very

special CBBC show.

Hello, I'm Ciara Baxendale, and I play Harriet in Harriet's Army.

Hi, I'm Sophie Wright and I play Violet in Harriet's Army.

-And welcome to our first ever...

-On set tour.

-On set video tour.

My character is Harriet who is a 14-year-old girl

living in the time of World War I.

She was a member of the Guides until she was kicked out

because she's very feisty.

She doesn't really think, she just acts.

-Why don't you start your own army? Go fight for England.

-Yeah.

There's someone out there.

It's spies.

You can't just walk away from this, Hattie. I know, remember.

I know who you are. I'll set my army on you.

Take your boot off.

We're just doing a quick rehearsal of the train scene where Max

gets his leg stuck in the little rails over there. So we're just...

-..Saves the day.

-And I save the day. What can I say?

We're just doing quick rehearsals, getting the moves right and stuff

and then we're going to go for a couple of takes

and see how it looks.

-Push. And we turn round that way.

-Yes.

-Yeah?

We've got the stuntman sorting the crash mat out

so Max doesn't hurt himself when he falls over.

Are you ready? Three, two, one, push.

It's been lovely doing all the stunts and the fight scenes,

-but it's also quite funny because we get on quite well.

-Yes.

And in between each take we laugh and chat

and tell jokes and then

when it goes back to the scene again we are fighting...

-We are really serious.

-..and he's dragging me.

Stop it! Stop it!

Hey!

This is our trailer. As you can see it's very, very, very tidy(!)

I'll just take you outside.

Am I in focus now?

Look how exciting this looks.

My favourite thing about the show is

all the different locations probably.

The sets have been incredible, especially this one.

This has got to be my favourite. We're at the seaside.

You can smell the sea air.

It's been a right laugh and, like, made some good friends,

so that's been one of the best things about it.

My carrot is Har... Carrot!

My carriet... My carriet...

I am so bad at this!

Harriet's Army is a brand-new CBBC drama based around World War I.

I think it's an interesting watch because you get to understand

what life was like in Britain at the start of the war in 1914.

One thing that really struck me is that it's a very realistic drama.

The production team has remembered a lot of details from then,

which is good because it brings it to life.

And I can't really remember what I did yesterday,

and this is 100 years, so they've done a good job.

We're at war. The postmaster got a telegraph.

Are you really going to fight the Germans, Daddy?

Yes, son, we are.

-Harriet too?

-No, not Harriet.

Lucky for the Germans!

Watching Harriet's Army really made me think

about how far we've come in 100 years.

This wouldn't be happening back then.

Whoops I Missed The Bus, it would be Whoops I Missed The...

Horse. Whoops I Missed The Horse.

And I wouldn't be on TV reviewing things.

I would be shouting my opinions out a window.

"Arthur's great!" "What's Arthur? It's 1914."

"He's an aardvark. He's got glasses. It'll be great in 100 years."

"I'm looking forward to it." "Cool."

If 1914 was what the world was like a hundred years ago,

then what will it be like in another hundred?

Whoops I Missed The Bus... Whoops I Missed The Hover Bus.

It's the future. Everything is hovering now. It's annoying in a way.

Dogs floating off. Remote control to the TV.

Why, when we talk about the future, do we talk about hovering things?

Welcome to the year 2114.

You may notice that this does look exactly like 2014

but everything's hovering.

Look at that tree, though, that wasn't hovering 100 years ago.

Won't ever see that tree again, it's off into space now.

Why did we make the trees hover?

I ask myself that every single night, and he's floating off as well.

-Goodbye.

-Good luck, son.

Bye.

-Bye. Bye.

-Bye.

ALL: Bye!

when watching shows like Harriet's Army, it can really

make you appreciate things you have now, like TV and computers.

It also makes you appreciate what people did 100 years to get us here.

I think it's good to remember the past and it's good that CBBC

have given a lot of time towards it,

and Harriet's Army is just a good show, a good story,

it looks nice, it made me think.

It's worth a watch. Definitely worth a WATCH.

If I was wearing a watch, I could hold that up.

Definitely worth a watch. Be a little joke to end it on.

Worth a watch. It's a watch on my... OK.

Guys...

I have to warn you...

..he...

is...

(back!)

STIRRING OPERATIC MUSIC

MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY

# My programme hits you so hard Makes me say, "Oh, my word!"

# "This is the show Huh, you can't touch." #

Hacker time!

Yes, that's right, Hacker Time is back

and it is one of my favourite, favourite, favourite shows.

The comedy is...bigger, it is better. It's well thought through.

You know, i-it's clever comedy. I-It's intelligent.

PRRPT! Oh! Hoo-hoo!

-PRRPHT!

-I mean...

-PRRPT!

-..it's just rude.

PHRRPT!

Good(!) Trump jokes.

Psst!

I've also heard that Hacker's booked in

some big celebrity guests for this series.

Oh, yeah, best in the business.

'If you're a fan of Wolfblood and hunky hunks, it's...

'..If you're a fan of hit BBC One show

'Dragons' Den, it's...

'..and if you're a fan of...

'..re-evaluating your mortgage, or borrowing up to...

'..it's...'

'I don't even know what a mortgage is.'

No, I'm only joking. Martin Lewis is of course a financial guru.

HUMS AND TAPS OUT: "The Blue Danube" by Strauss

Who am I kidding? Even sensible guests go bonkers on Hacker Time.

Hang on, Hacker Time, series four are doing bottom burps...

PRRPTT!

..and booking guests that are supposed to be on the news?!

I'm meant to be on the news now.

Next, you'll be telling me, there's unashamed puppet nudity!

Hoo-hoo!

I can see his bottom.

Yeah, good luck, guys.

Nope, I'm absolutely joking.

Of course, Hacker Time is one of the best comedies on CBBC.

So make sure you watch it with your EYES!

OK, from one chatty canine to another,

only these guys are far better behaved,

it's time for...

SNORING

Ah, wheel nut.

SNORING Wake up.

SNORING If I had the time. Oh...

Hey, you should watch this,

Flash, it's amazing!

Like, dead impressive, like.

In fact, I've never seen

a telly before in me life!

Rark! Rark! Rark!

POSH VOICE: No, I actually talk, you know.

I asked for caviar and elderflower

honey seeds, not birdseed.

And turn this CBBC rubbish off!

Hanky Zipzer! I love a bit of Hanky. Oh, my word.

That brown armchair's hideous.

Who would want to sit on that?

Hanky Zipzer wouldn't sit on it

and I know that for a fact.

If you want your pet to have their 15 seconds of fame,

then go to the website and search "pet".

OK, it's time for the jam in the TV doughnut,

the icing on the CBBC cake,

the cream on the televisual hot chocolate.

Here's some of our best bits.

How exposed does this make you feel?

You're going to feel really small and insignificant.

It's definitely going to be the hardest thing you'll have ever done.

That was so frustrating, I felt so close.

You did it.

'Ello. It's me, Sir Alyn Colin Lipes.

Welcome to the CBBC programming output.

Meat fork, salad fork, fish fork,

aubergine fork, bigger aubergine fork, roast potato fork,

mashed potato fork, jacket potato fork,

fork that you use for poking holes in the tops of ready meals.

Trifle ladle, melon saw, horseshoe, pencil case full of hair

and a framed photograph of the currently popular Barney Harwood.

Very good, Sir Cumference.

And what are your table manners like, Sir Loin Steak?

SCOFFING AND SCRUNCHING

BURP!

What's he doing here, look?

-Amateurish that, Cocker.

-Look at this.

-You can't just...

-Boys, I'm so sorry.

Just a quick selfie, you know.

Well, it's the first time I'm here and all of this summer stuff

is REALLY getting me in the summer spirit.

I swear I feel like I'm on holiday. I'll whack my trunks on in a bit.

I won't.

So it seems that every time I try

and share information with you,

about the next step,

somebody cuts me off.

So today, I'm going to

get straight to the point.

The big juicy gossip is that...

PHONE RINGS

Sorry. Just a second.

Hello?

Oh, hey, Shaniqua.

Yeah, yeah, under the covers.

Yeah, they're out to get me again.

I know. You what?!

You are kidding?!

No, he di...

I mean, it's like they say,

two eggs don't make a right.

I know... Anyway, I've got to go.

Yeah, I've got to go.

Yep, speak to you later.

Bye. Bye. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye.

Sorry, where was I?

BUZZING

And that is that. You are now fully up-to-date on all things CBBC.

If you want more TV gold,

then head over to the CBBC iPlayer right now

and we'll be back again next weekend.

Now, where is that bus?

Oh, this is getting ridiculous!