Episode 19 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

This is Whoops I Missed The Bus.

Get ready for another locking, popping and rocking

week of CBBC squished into just 15 minutes of viewing excellence.

So, want to see what Myles thinks of The Next Step?

I cant stop watching it. I haven't seen sunlight in days.

What do you think of brand-new Wolfblood?

I'm not interested in this at all. I cannot be bothered.

And what are these guys up to?

I never thought I would swim with sharks right here in Great Britain.

One thing I know is that our video bloggers Lauren

and Myles have spent the last week watching CBBC non-stop

and they are bursting to tell us what they think.

Don't expect me to be nice.

I mean I'll be nice but I won't be too nice.

Let's find out what Lauren has been vlogging about this week.

It's the CBBC show with the best intro ever.

THEME MUSIC PLAYS

# A promise that I keep

# I'll never share, I'll never speak

# To my grave the secret goes

# The beating heart, the beating heart

# Where mystic creatures wandered far

# Through these veins a wolfblood flows

# Through these veins a wolfblood flows #

Theme tune.

Wolfblood is finally back and is it just me

or does it feel like we've been waiting ages for it?

That was brilliant.

Cannot wait for season three.

But in the meantime here's How To Be Epic At Everything.

It's Wizards versus Aliens.

Here's Sorry, I've Got No Head.

Lindsay and Radzi are going to take part in the tall ships race,

but right now, here's Arthur.

Here's TSOTB.

It's Wolfblood! The brand-new series of Wolfblood.

Here it is, series three!

Aw, it's too late now. I've got no body to watch it with.

So, Wolfblood is generally one of the best shows on CBBC.

It's entertaining, it's addictive. It's got wolves.

Much like Whoops I Missed The Bus, which reminds me

the big, big cheese has announced that Whoops is going to be on CBBC

every ding-dong day for the next 42 years.

I wonder what Rhydian thinks of that.

Take it easy.

So can I just point something out?

Right, have you ever noticed that everyone who works on this show

has a name that relates to Wolfblood?

Debbie Moon.

Jonathan Wolfman.

I mean, who next? Bobby Lockwood, the woods... Oh, he is in it. Yep.

Bobby Lockwood, oh, yeah. Wood.

Actually, speaking of Bobby Lockwood, he is reet livid.

If you don't believe me, check this out.

Do you know what makes me livid?

Friday Download.

Why do they not have a Bobby Lockwood download section?

Look at me.

What makes me livid about CBBC is

Who Let The Dogs Out.

Good girl. Well done.

I think they do the same old tricks over and over again.

Encourage your dog up on to the barrel.

As soon as they're on it, reinforcement.

Treat, fuss, whatever your dog most likes, OK?

OK, OK. Enough of the lividness.

We want you to tell us about a CBBC show that you love.

Go to the website and search "Whoops" for all the details.

Now, were going behind the scenes on some little drama show thing

called Wolfblood. Never heard of it, myself.

Action!

Hey, look, it's my mates Bobby and Leona,

who play Rhydian and Jana in Wolfblood. Come on, let's go say hi.

Bobby! Leona! How's it going? It's been so long since I've seen you.

-Come on.

-Hey, hello.

-WHISPERING: Who is she?

-I think she's from the CBBC office.

Oh, yeah. Hello!

Katie, how've you been? It's been a while. You look different.

SHE LAUGHS

Bobby, always such a joker, honestly. What is he like, eh?

Anyway, I'm visiting Wolfblood series three, you know, on set,

behind the scenes, getting all the gossip.

-Great.

-So what's going on, Leona? Can you tell me?

Well, erm, chaos in the classroom.

What you doing?

Well, you heard it here first. See?

I knew my friends wouldn't let me down.

Anyway, shall we go and get a bite to eat?

Discuss old times and all the fun we've had in the CBBC office?

Er, well, about that. We've got to do that thing. Do you remember?

You know, that unspecified thing with that unspecified person. Sorry.

-We'd love to.

-Katie.

Shannon.

Who's Shannon?

Bobby's cake face is so funny. It's a good face.

Hey, look, it's the three Ks,

also known as Rachel, Shorelle and Gabrielle.

How's it going, girls?

Are you an autograph hunter?

How did security let her in?

I'm not an autograph hunter. I'm Shannon, from the CBBC office.

We met last year when you visited us.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Erm, hi, Sharon.

How do you not remember who I am?

You said you liked my hair and my style,

and that I could be one of your gang.

Look, don't get upset.

You can be one of us for, like, 30 minutes, anyway.

Yes!

Rhydia-a-a-an!

Er, girls, I think we've got to get back to set.

Yeah.

Hi, guys. Let me just squeeze in there. Come on.

Louisa and Kedar, you guys, what are you like?

Anyway, I'm actually here recording a behind the scenes

exclusive for CBBC extra.

Oh. You're an extra. The green room for the extras is round the corner.

No, I'm Shannon.

Ooh, what are you reading here? Oh, the Wolfblood finale.

No. Way.

You are not going to believe this.

-Time to go.

-No, wait...

Look, lads. It's the beautiful Shannon from the CBBC office.

Are you having a good time? Everyone making you feel welcome?

Well, Bobby and Leona didn't even know who I was.

The three Ks wouldn't let me in their gang,

and Louisa and Kedar kicked me out of rehearsals.

Look, it's nothing personal.

You just haven't completed the special Wolfblood initiation.

Initiation?

Once you've done it, you'll be one of us for ever.

Are you brave enough to be a member of the Wolfblood gang?

Of course I'm brave enough.

Go, Wolfblood!

OK, so if I cartwheel around the set like this then

I get to be one of you, yeah?

OK.

Miss.

I've been asked to escort you off the premises.

Oh, yes. Finally, my own security guard to escort me off.

They finally know what a big CBBC star I am.

Do I get my own trailer?

Wait, who makes me lunch? Will Bobby make it?

Ooh! The Next Step is back.

Er... It's back.

Now, I did talk about The Next Step on this show a while back.

I did say it was the worst thing I'd ever seen, but now, I think

I've watched The Next Step so many times that I think...I enjoy it?

I can bear it now. The Next Step has worn me down and I'm giving in.

I'm giving up.

A lot has changed on The Next Step since we last saw it.

One of the biggest changes is that the E-Girls are no longer together.

Having the E-Girls being done is

literally one of the worst things in the world.

Is it? I can think of a few worse things. I have. I've written a list.

I won't read it all.

Having a chat with Emily is at the top though.

Another change to The Next Step is that Eldon's been teaching

Emily a dance routine.

I'm helping Emily right now with Michelle's moves because

I wanted to make sure she could keep up to the rest of the group.

They did show clips of Eldon teaching Emily how to dance.

I did watch it and try to follow along.

# But I can't get you out of my head

# No, I can't go. #

Always remember the shoulders. That's where the rhythm comes from.

Most important part of dancing.

I'm not sure this is dancing when I do it. I'm just moving.

It looks like something's going wrong. Just remember the shoulders.

It's like a duck's trying to dance.

Normally when someone says, "Hey, let's be friends",

you reply, "Yeah, sure."

Friends?

You're asking me to be your friend.

There's no chance we could be friends.

Oh, don't say that. It's a bit rude. Friends are good.

Unless she's planning to follow that up with something.

"You're asking me to be your friend?

"Yeah, I'd love to. That'd be great."

And Emily just answers all questions accidentally really aggressively.

"What would you like for dinner?

"Are you asking me what I'd like for dinner?

"Chips would be lovely."

So, after a bit of consideration, do I like The Next Step?

Yeah.

It's all right.

I can't stop watching it, I haven't seen sunlight in days.

I wake up and all I hear is the music.

So, yeah. It's all right.

Saturday mornings just got a little bit wilder.

So, I love this show.

Basically, what you've got is wild animals

combined with extreme sports.

In today's episode,

Naomi went snorkelling with a shark off the coast of Cornwall.

It's been crazy.

I love sharks. They're like one of my favourite animals.

I got really obsessed with them when I was about nine.

I think I probably know more about sharks than

I do anything else in this world.

Thing is, it's pretty useless information to have in real life.

If I was in a quiz game show or something,

I'd probably be pretty rubbish if all I knew about was sharks.

Lauren, answer these questions correctly

and you'll be going home with loads of money and stuff.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah, I'm ready.

Here we go.

Sphyrna mokarran and sphyrna lewini are what type of animal?

Hammerhead shark.

Anterior binocular overlaps which enhance visual field belong to what?

Hammerhead shark.

What is your name?

I'm going to have to hurry you, Lauren.

Hammerhead shark?

But my favourite bit of Wild so far has been Jake,

the boy who collects bones.

Here's a skeleton, right here.

And I can tell what it is straightaway because of these, which

probably look like dead grass, are actually the quill from a hedgehog.

So I think collections are really cool. I've got a collection.

I mean, it's not as good as Jake's collection,

but it's my collection so do you want to have a little look?

Basically I've got, like, this signed photo of Katie.

This CBBC mug. Photo of Barney Harwood.

Another photo of Barney.

Oh, that's another photo. That's three of them now.

Oh, and here's a picture of Barney that's got hearts

all around the outside, so I like to...

Help, let me out!

Erm...

Er, nothing to see here.

No, you definitely didn't hear anything just then.

If you were thinking "Did I just hear Barney Harwood

"and is he being kept in a box?" I'd say no.

No, he is not.

I'll get Radzi on you!

Shut it, Barney.

Wild? Naomi Wilkinson should check this lot out. They are fierce.

Critics. Fierce critics, not wild... Just watch it.

The Next Step? I love The Next Step.

Comfy sofa, paw up.

Don't get any better than this.

I can't even look at it.

Why is Yonko wearing that hideous dress?

I won't look at it. I won't.

No, not that Hacker Time.

Please can we go and play on the trampoline instead? Trampoline.

Trampoline, let's go and play on the trampoline!

Nothing in this world could tear my eyes away from CBBC.

I love it so much. Is it din-dins yet?

If you have a budgie who loves Barney Harwood, or a hamster

who's into Horrible Histories, then search "pet" on the website.

Right, it is time to present the most side-splitting gags,

the greatest action of the week, and indeed the most talented talent...

It's the best bits.

-Eddie. When I say run, we've got to run, OK?

-OK.

-Been nice chatting to you, but...

-Run!

Hey! You! Get back here!

Cop chase. Cool.

Stop!

Police!

Stop!

One, two, three. OK, guys, just stop.

Why aren't you doing anything?

The least you could do is mark it.

You're not even doing that.

I'm not marking these ridiculous moves.

What is this?

She's not trying at all.

Right now is a crucial time.

We need to be working on this routine so it's perfect for regionals.

I think Michelle's moves are completely

inadequate for the level of A-troupe.

I'm not going to stand here and do something that

I don't think is to the level of my previous captaincy.

Get me out of here!

Get us off the road, now.

And that's your lot.

We'll be back next weekend for another helping of double

choc chip CBBC and in the meantime there's always the delectable

iPlayer to satisfy your TV hunger.

I recommend it with chips and a side of biscuits.

Driver? I say, driver?

Driver... Oh, that's just great, isn't it?