Episode 18 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

BELL RINGS

Well, hello there, CBBC fans! If you're looking for entertainment,

well, what can I say?

You've come to the right place.

So... are you excited about the return of this?

There's no chance... we could be friends.

Have you seen any of this?

Run! Run!

ROARING

And what is going on here?

MUSIC: Take My Breath Away by Berlin

Don't expect any answers from me - I've got no idea what's happening.

But our two video bloggers, Lauren and Myles, have their fingers

well and truly on the TV pulse.

Believe me, you are going to want to stick around

and hear what we've got to say.

BELL RINGS

First up, let's find out what Myles has been vlogging about this week.

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

WHIP CRACKS

So, Nowhere Boys starts off with a school trip.

"We're all having fun on a school trip, nothing can go wrong."

When they get back they are transported into a parallel world -

where they no longer exist. So, that's a bad end to a day.

I had a school trip to a supermarket once, I'm not making that up.

I mean, technically, it was a school trip, it was a trip

outside of school but it did just feel like the teacher

had forgotten to do their weekly shop. Much like Nowhere Boys,

I came back from that school trip feeling like I no longer existed.

Because it was so boring. So, on the show, four of the people

on the school trip randomly get thrown into a group.

Two of them want to do the walk in the quickest time.

HE SHOUTS

-Can't believe they beat us.

-If you want to win so much

there's a shortcut - this way.

Good one, Dracula, let's go.

Oh, don't take a shortcut, might end up in a parallel world.

You might end up in a parallel world, what does that mean?

I didn't mean that like a phrase, like -

"Don't keep all your eggs in the same basket."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

I mean, literally "If you take a shortcut you might end up

"in a parallel world." It's just a really weird phrase.

-It's not a phrase.

-Maybe it's not such a good idea to leave the path?

Yes! Listen to him - don't take a shortcut.

Otherwise you'll end up in a parallel world - again,

-it's not a phrase.

-Can I see that map?

Just concentrate on keeping up.

"Can I see that map?" How bad is he at reading maps

that they end up in a parallel world? "I think we've arrived.

"Oh, the map's upside down. Oh, we're in a parallel world now."

It even says it. How have we ended up here? I just followed the map.

Yes, and what did you think parallel world meant? It's not a theme park.

Faster, faster!

This way.

Shouldn't have taken the shortcut.

Parallel world is quite an interesting concept.

In a parallel world, Whoops I Missed The Bus is just called -

Yeah, Got The Bus On Time, Well Done.

That's parallel universe bear.

Oh, I tell you, if I was cast into an alternate reality

where my friends, family and even my dog didn't know

who I was, I'd be reet livid!

Anyway, what's been making you livid about CBBC this week? Hmm?

The thing that makes me livid about CBBC is a jam lady

-going on and on and on about jam.

-You'll get fur in my jams!

I'm livid!

Dodge is always talking about smelly bins,

and it's really disgusting so don't talk about them any more, Dodge!

GRUNTS

It's heavy. It's heavy, ugh. Ohh...

OK. Come here, come here, come here...!

-Ohh.

-You won't go off script again, yeah?

-That smells delicious.

-Not like we normally do. Thank you!

How come he tries to make everything really funny

but it's not! Livid!

They sicken me, the dirty wretched owl... Ah...

Enough of this lividness, we want you to tell us about a CBBC show

that you love.

So go to the website and search "Whoops" for all the details.

Now, it's time to see what happened when Dodge T Dog went behind

the scenes of Wolfblood.

HE CHUCKLES

Oh!

Oh, green room? Ha-ha, let's go and get some gossip

from the cast - I am going undercover, he-ha!

HE CHUCKLES

Ow-oh...!

GLASS SHATTERS

Don't mind me, don't mind me...

These are the three Ks.

K, K and K.

These are the girls with all the gossip.

All the style and all the lowdown. Ha!

So, the three Ks, what I want to know is...

Yeah, what you want to know?

What I really, really want to know is, right -

-green goddess or pretty in pink?.

-Come on, Dodge,

I thought you wanted to know some serious Wolfblood gossip?

No, I just want some serious fashion advice.

-ALL GROAN

-What? Hey! The three Ks...

Wha... oh...

I'm getting closer... to my lunch, hey-hey-hey!

Time to meet the top dog.

Oh, Bobby...! Oh...!

Dodge?

MUSIC: Take My Breath Away by Berlin

Bo-o-o-bby!

# Take my breath away

# Take my breath away... #

BABY GURGLES

Oh...

-DODGE!

-What? Erm, erm... yes. I love you!

Oh-oh! Yeah.

Erm...

HE CHUCKLES

Oh, what a day! I've learnt so much that I almost don't know anything.

Ha-ha. Well, what can I say about Wolfblood, eh?

Is it a way of life, is it a myth? Or is it a TV show?

Hey, no-one can be certain. What I do know is that I want to watch it

right now! Ha-ha, this is Dodge T Dog reporting from a place, er,

far away, ha-ha.

BELL RINGS

Hi there.

I'm Lauren.

Just a little vlog here today to tell you guys that, of course,

The Next Step has returned and, you know, I just wanted to tell you guys

that, that I am not going to go crazy. Uh-hm.

You know, I'm not going to make a song and dance about it, you know.

I'm, actually, going to... I, actually, don't really care...

CAVALCADE MUSIC

Oh! Uh.

Like I said, not going to go crazy.

PARTY HORN BLOWS

So, The Next Step is back and it was, you know, pretty uneventful...

-You went behind my back.

-I never thought this would actually happen.

-You're not even my sister anymore.

-OK, maybe not

but never mind them, it's James's mum who's gone cray cray.

As of today, erm... I'm being pulled from A-Troupe.

SHE GASPS

He just failed his math exam and he knew...

-We thought...

-No, he knew that this was the consequence of that.

OK, James, don't worry about it, OK? We can sort this, yeah.

I got a B in maths once, I know, OK... So, grab a calculator...

OK, check this out. Type in...

Turn it upside down...

says "hello", so... Huh?

What do you mean it's not maths? But... the calculator.

The other dancer's who's put their foot in it is Daniel.

I thought my ankle was just a little tweak, maybe a little sprain

and I'm really surprised that it's still taking so long to heal.

It's really, really tight and jammed up so I hope I can keep dancing.

Personally, right, I think Daniel is being a big old wimp.

I mean, a real dancer would dance through the pain.

They would, they would carry on no matter what the circumstances.

Hey, guys! Hey, sorry I'm late.

Oh, this?

Oh, it's nothing. Yeah, are you ready to dance cos

-I know I am!

-5, 6, 7... and...

NECK CRICKS

CREAKS

THUD

Oh, not again! I am not OK.

BELL RINGS

I'm going to talk about Wolfblood. So the next few minutes

is just going to be - "Wolfblood's great. Isn't Wolfblood great?

"Wolfblood's great, not much else I can say."

Apart from it's great but I've just repeated that a lot.

But if you don't know what Wolfblood is - how?

Where have you been? To the shops, to get milk.

For how long? So, Maddy Smith is just a normal schoolgirl

with a secret. "Oh, what's the secret?"

She can turn into a wolf. It's not a secret now cos

I've told you and it has been filmed for CBBC over the last few years

so, well done keeping that a secret.

The most important thing to me is my pack. My friends.

And if it means saving Rhydian I'll tell the entire world.

However great Wolfblood is though, what's going on with Rhydian's

haircut in season two?

DRAMATIC MUSIC AND SCREAM

I'm not saying I'm a hairstyle expert.

This is a new look that I've been trying out recently.

Mmm. But you're trying to hide the fact that you can turn into a wolf

when there's a full moon. Just give it a trim.

Also, the wolfbloods do do a lot of sniffing

when they're in their human form. Again, you're trying to hide

the fact you can turn into a wolfblood,

maybe don't be sniffing the air all the time? Like a wolf.

Their entire class must just be thinking - "Either they turn

"into a wolf every time there's a full moon...

"or they're really excited for lunch."

This is the process for when they turn into a wolfblood...

THEY PANT AND HOWL

That looks cool but I feel like that process only looks cool

when turning into a wolf.

Imagine the same big epic transition zooms out of the eye, ugh...

He's turned into a platypus. That would be a better secret to keep.

I can't tell anyone, not even my best friends.

But when there's a full moon - Ma, did you turn into a werewolf?

wolfblood, wolf, wolf, wolfblood? What, no, I turn into a plat...

platypus. What's a platypus?

Even I don't know and I am one, I think it's like a duck

and a beaver. Get Steve Backshall on the phone - "Steve,

"what's a platypus? I keep turning into one."

BARKING

What do we do?

There is a lot of action in Wolfblood, and it's done

really well. Wolfblood's great, I told you it would just be me

saying that. There is action...

Get him!

GROWLING

So even though the characters may struggle with keeping their

secret safe and balancing being a wolfblood with going to school

at least they'll get good grades in cross-country.

If I use my platypus powers for PE, yeah, I'm going to fail.

I tell you what we need in Wolfblood we hadn't had before...

talking wolves!

If you don't believe that animals can talk have a little gander

at this, then, pudding.

I've told you before, don't film me bad side.

There, that's better, now will you let me watch Splatalot in peace?

That's not a guinea pig, it's a bloke in a funny hat!

I'm a guinea pig, why didn't I get that job?!

I'm livid!

Who's that fella on the telly? It's Ian or summat, innit?

I'm not watching it, any road.

-MUNCHES

-Too busy eating this sofa.

Er, hello, hello?!

How am I supposed to watch CBBC now?

You've not thought this through, have you? Have you not?!

Humans! I can't believe it!

If you want your pet to have their 15 seconds of fame

then go to the website and search... "pet".

Now it's time for the part of Whoops we've all been waiting for.

And, to be honest, it's the only reason I'm still watching.

Here's some of CBBC's best bits.

For the first time ever we can see an eagle striking

from 360 degrees.

It arches its wings upwards like a parachute to slow its approach.

The legs thrust forward.

Talons as long as my thumbs extend, aimed like daggers

into the fish.

MADCAP MUSIC

# We're the cousins who ruled over dozens

-# King George.

-Czar Nick.

-Kaiser Willy

# When the century started

# We could hardly be parted

# But that was long before

# The frightful First World War... #

If we don't exist...

we don't have to follow any boring rules.

-There are no punishments.

-We can do anything we want.

LAUGHTER

WHOOPING

I noticed, by watching you earlier that Mojo likes to, erm...

well... poo a lot.

SHE CHUCKLES

-That's right!

-You have to take care of that, cos, obviously,

you can't appear on screen with that on your feet, can you?

No, definitely. So, Mojo, tends to poo about every four minutes.

-Wow!

-At the moment Mojo is being fed four to five times a day

so there's certain times when we go on set that we have to make sure

Mojo's beak's nice and clean and that there's nothing

on her feet that will make her... be embarrassed.

The regional's is a ten-dancer competition, that means

we're going to have to find another dancer,

do new choreography, new transition and

given the timeframe I'm not sure if that's possible.

And I'm sorry that it's come to this - I really am.

Cos I know it puts you in a bit of a bind.

But I don't feel like I have a choice.

He's out.

I know Katie's supposed to be my friend

but there's no way she should be in ATroupe

with her unmanageable hair and her questionable lifestyle.

Er, excuse me!

LAUGHTER

And that's you right up-to-date on everything CBBC.

We'll be back next weekend and if you want even more televisual

tastebud-tickling in the meanwhiles

then check out CBBC iPlayer. I've got a feeling that I've

missed me bus.

Just a feeling.

Can't quite explain it.