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This is Whoops I Missed The Bus! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Get ready for an entire week of CBBC shrink wrapped | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
and vacuum-packed for your very eyeballs! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
So did you miss any of this? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by Psy | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
What's this guy's problem? | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
And I shall devour them all! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
And what has Dodge done now? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
I forgot about Dave Lime. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
BLENDER WHIRRS | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
If that's got your attention then stick around | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
because our video bloggers Lauren and Myles | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
have been watching CBBC morning, noon and night, | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
and they're here to give you the verdict. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
I've seen so much CBBC it hurts! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
Right, settle down, class, settle down! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
It's time for our first teacher... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
I mean, vlogger, sorry. It's Lauren! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
'If you've ever wondered what secondary school's like, | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
'here's your chance to find out.' | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
So this is Our School, | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
and it's something that CBBC have never done before. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Basically, they've rigged up loads of cameras so that we at home can see | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
everything that goes on when you go from Year Six into Year Seven, | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
so I really like this show, it's a really cool idea. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
But it must be a bit weird having cameras watching you all day long. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Like, what if you get caught doing something you shouldn't? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
I'm just glad that no cameras were filming me when I was in Year Seven. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
-BELL RINGS -'3, A, X from 11, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
'W, X squared Y, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
'and it's also part of the second term. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
'Terms that do not have a sign list in front of them | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
'are understood to be positive. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
'Below are several examples that are not expressions. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
X + .Y. This statement...' | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
One of the big concerns that you have when you're leaving Year Six is that | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
you're going to lose all your best friends. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
I think I'll feel really scared, quite self-conscious, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
and worry a bit, cos I won't be with my friends. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
But do you know what? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
I am happy to report that one of my best friends today is my mate Kim, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
and we've been best friends ever since primary school. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
MUSIC: "Gangnam Style" by Psy | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Ah, I remember our Year Six Prom. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Me and Kim were the coolest kids that night. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
I mean, we looked fierce! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
What's that? Photo from the night? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Er, no, er, no, just, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
I dropped my camera down the toilet. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Yeah, waterlogged, actually, yeah. No photos. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
No photos from that night. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
But the main worry I had about going to secondary school was the uniform! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:39 | |
-Like it? -Wow. -That looks good. -That looks good. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
That's very good, turn around. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
When I was starting in Year Seven, | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
I was roughly the size of a garden gnome, and now I'm... | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
roughly the size of a garden gnome. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
And the problem was my mum bought me, like, the world's largest blazer. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
And the problem with that was that I didn't grow into it for years! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
I literally spent, like, five years not being able to do, | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
like, everyday normal stuff like drinking a bottle of water! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
People were starting to wonder whether I was a human or a seal! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
See? Useless. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Go on, then, laugh it up, yeah... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
So embarrassing. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
-NARRATOR LAUGHS -Oh, nice photo, Lozza! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, don't know why I'm laughing. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
You want to see my school photos. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
They used to make me LIVID! Speaking of which, | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
what's been making you LIVID about CBBC this week? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:31 | |
The Worst Year of My Life Again, the series has ended. I'm LIVID! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
Never, ever trust a tap on April Fools Day, Alex. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Someone will have rigged it. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Someone will have rigged it, and that was me! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
I rigged the water fountain! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
What?! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
CBBC finishes at seven, and sometimes I don't get home | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
till after seven when I'm doing activities, | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
and it makes me LIVID! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
The thing that makes me livid about CBBC is that on Pop Slam, | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
they have cardboard cut outs of the superstars. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
I mean, why can't they just try at least to have the real pop stars? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:11 | |
Oh, no way, it's One Direction! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Ooh, what an angry lot! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
Send us your vids to the usual address | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
and your lividness could appear right here very soon! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Now it's time to see what happened when Dodge met Mary Berry! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
And believe me, it's not good! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
On your marks, get set, bake. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
-Hello, Dodge. -Oh, hi! -How are you feeling? All right? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
Slightly damp. Very hungry. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
Well, you're on the right show for that. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
-So, what are you doing for us today? -I'm going to make Flan a la Dodge! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
-So, Dodgy Flan? -Flan a la Dodge! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Everyone from the CBBC office has given me the ingredients. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
What, like flour and egg, butter, sugar? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-No, Hacker gave me this old jar of meat paste. -Mm. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
-The Jam Lady gave me this jar of green jam. -Yeah. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
And Dave Olives gave me... | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
-Olives? -No, I think he's got a pet rabbit. Yeuch! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
Anyway, look, I brought the freshest, finest ingredients | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
all the way from down the bins. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh, look at that, how cute! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
You've brought your own little mascot for moral support. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
-There he is, look at him. -Oh, yeah! I forgot about Dave Lime! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
BLENDER WHIRRS | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Ah, smells amazing! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
OK, guys, you've got two minutes left! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
I'd better get decorating! Ha-ha! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
OK, bakers, that's it, your time is up! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Please step away from your benches. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
'This is the last time they will face James and Mary. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
'Now their cakes will be judged on their ideas, presentation and taste.' | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
I have to be honest with you, Dodge. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
It's a bit rubbish. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
Aww, thanks, you're too kind. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
As I suspected. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
A soggy bottom. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Yeah, sorry, Yonko made me a curry last night. Heh-heh. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
'Dodge's flan may look rubbish, | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
'but what will James and Mary make of its flavours? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
'Grotty garbage or baking brilliance?' | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
I have to say, Dodge... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
..it isn't a flan. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
-It is a triumph! It's delicious! -Well done. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
So, the winner of Junior Bake-Off is... | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
..Dodge T Dog! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-Yeah! -Well done, old boy! -Aww, thanks! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
-The new Bake Off champion! -Yeah! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
I'm very pleased to... | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
JAMES BURPS | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Eurgh, gross. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Eurgh, to, to win this trophy, and... | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
BELLIES RUMBLE | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
AARON BREAKS WIND | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Oh, no. And, er, although I richly deserve it, | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
you have all been food poisoned! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Er, right, that's it, I'm out of here. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
It's been an honour and a privilege for you! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
I am Dodge T Dog, Junior Bake Off champion! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, good night. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Yesterday, I sat down to eat my breakfast whilst watching | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
an episode of Wizards vs Aliens. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
GUNGE SPLOSHES | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I'll leave that. Leave that till later. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
So Wizards vs Aliens is basically about | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
the ongoing battle between the Nekross... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Launch the Tracker Bots! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
..they're the aliens, and the wizards. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
HE YELLS SPELL | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
They're the wizards. I'm watching it going, | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
"Guys, let's not fight. Let's be friends." | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
I shall come and I shall devour them all! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
All right, yeah, sure, maybe not. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
If you like Doctor Who, | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
then I think you'll also really like Wizards vs Aliens as well. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
He likes it. The show's got everything. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
It's got wizards, it's got aliens, it's got wizards again. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Not everything, that's two things, close to everything. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Wizards vs Aliens is a great combo. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Some other great combos, Wizards vs A Lion. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Wizards vs Alan, | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
just a man called Alan. Who's better? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Lizards vs Aliens. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
Blizzards vs Aliens, just the aliens doing a weather report. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Wizards vs Aliens? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
That sounds good, do that one. That one sounds like an actual show. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
I did notice one of the aliens looks like a weird, massive, | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
speaking Yorkshire pudding with a face. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
And now we shall feast as never before. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:59 | |
I have a plan. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
Two eyes and a mouth, King of the Nekross. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
That's put me off, actually. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
Good, now I'll finish my bowl of cereal. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Have no fear, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
I am ever scrupulous in harvesting its refined juice. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
Oh, OK, yeah, and that's happened again. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
I'm just going to move onto lunch now, you can have that. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
LAUREN: 'Marrying Mum And Dad, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
where the kids get to organise their parents' wedding! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:34 | |
It's funny, actually, | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
cos I actually organised my parents' wedding, yeah... | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
It was a nightmare. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
I chose the theme "bins." | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
Mum was furious! Ooh, yeah. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
Walking down the aisle in a bin bag, leftover pizza crust for dinner, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
and as for the entertainment? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Well, we just watched two scabby rats have a dance off. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Dad loved it! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
So, as you know, in this show, the kids have to organise | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
the transport for their parents to get to the wedding. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Forget posh cars, forget limousines, forget horse and carriages. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
Actually, keep the horse, stick a hump on it. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-How are they going to get there? -Erm, camels. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
-Camels! -Camels. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-Camels. -We need a camel shop. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
'A camel shop?! Do they even exist?!'' | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Yeah, there's one down the road! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
And if you buy two you get a free pack of wet wipes. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
That was in the eye that time, Humphrey! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
So, the kids in Marrying Mum And Dad | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
are, like, ridiculously good at organising weddings. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
-What we want is we want really heavy embroidering at the top. -Oh, right. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
Although we don't want it looking like... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Yeah, but we don't want it looking like fire. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
'Looking like fire? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
'Always a good idea not to have a wedding dress | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
'that looks like it's ablaze!' | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
I'd be rubbish! I'm so, so forgetful! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
I'd probably, like, forget to pick up the cake, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
I'd probably forget to bring the rings. In fact... | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
We are gathered here today | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
to celebrate the wedding of John and Sheila. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
But unfortunately they're nowhere to be seen. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
I assume the person who organised this remembered | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
to invite the actual bride and groom! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
From Marrying Mum And Dad to The Dumping Ground, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
I know some pets who love a bit of CBBC! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
It's this lot! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
'You want me to watch CBBC? Course I will! I'm watching ya! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
'Placed your fingers on the lens! I don't know why I bother!' | 0:11:34 | 0:11:40 | |
'What am I meant to do, then? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
'Watch the telly for Whoops I Missed The Bus? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
'But I'm a dog! I don't watch telly, don't you get it? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
'You're crazy, man!' | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
'Dogs on the telly? Come off it! What next? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
'Talking dogs on the telly?! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
'Gone crackers, modern society! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
'Completely crackers, I tell you!' | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
'Bear Behaving Badly?! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
'This show's almost as old as me, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
'and I'm 109 years old!' | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
If you want your pet to have their moment of fame | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
then go to the website and search "Pet" for all the details. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:22 | |
OK, who's got two minutes and some highlights? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
This guy! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Settle down and prepare to give your eyeballs a treat, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
because it's time for some of our best bits, baby. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
It's going so fast around the corners, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
the tyres are going, "E-e-e-rgh!" | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
'This daredevil has even got time to throw in a few cool skids | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
'for good measure.' | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Hooray! Look, it's been designed by Francesca, and I love it, look! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:49 | |
-How cool is this?! -It's the real thing! -It's genuine! -Woo-hoo! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
I really do hope my mum won't embarrass me | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
when I get to the, erm, school tomorrow because as soon as | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
I get out of the car she'll probably either try to hug me or kiss me. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
As you're the guest of honour, Miss Adolf! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Marvellous. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Wow. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Oh, now that's really raw. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
Ah, Vera, I don't think you're the right woman for the job, cocker. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
"VERA" LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
I think you're right there, love, I'll see you later. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Here we go, hands up, and I can't get out! I've got stuck! No! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
OK, I'm out of the car, come on, Radzi. Get across quickly, mate! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
OK, so a bit slower than Sam, I think. I've got back in. Arms go up. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Buckle in, seat belt in, done! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
MUSIC: "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
-HACKER SINGS ALONG -Hey! Oi! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Oh, girls just want to have fun! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Guys, it's just five days until the new episodes of The Next Step, | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
and I've managed to find an exclusive clip. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
This is what we've all been waiting for! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
-I had to do this to protect myself. -Protect yourself? Really? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
Is that what E Girls do, protect themselves or protect each other? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Why did we even make this group? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Why did we even make E Girls | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
if we were all just going to fend for ourselves? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Like, not only did Emily lose her captaincy, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
but now Emily and me lost a friend! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
And so did you, you lost too! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Great Scott, that looked good! But it's all we've got time for. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
We'll be back next weekend to put another week of CBBC under the | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
microscope, but if you can't wait till then, check out CBBC iPlayer. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:39 | |
Now, where's me bus? Oh, honestly, it's not funny any more! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 |