Episode 29 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS


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Could it be? Shall we see?

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Me and thee with CBBC

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on Whoops I Missed The...B.

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Nah, doesn't work, that. Ah, well.

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At least we've got a bunch of televisual treats in store for you.

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Get your eyes around this.

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It's full of character, drama and everything else.

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What are they doing now?

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-Amelia, I baked you a cookie!

-SHE SHRIEKS

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And could someone explain this to me, please?

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I feel like Peter Andre under that waterfall.

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Vlogging at you with their lyrical prowess

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is Whoops' very own rhyming couplet Myles and Laura.

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Rhyming is easy if a little bit cheesy.

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Let's talk CBBC, cos it'll be breezy.

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It needs work, I'll admit.

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First up, delivering his usual melodic sonnet,

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is our very own bard of the bus, Myles.

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Go on, lad, we're all ears.

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-I'm Lauren.

-And I'm Mark.

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And this is The Dengineers.

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The show that puts you in charge of building your very own dream Den.

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Lauren from the Dengineers looks very similar to another Lauren

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who used to vlog on this show.

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I don't think it is her. I mean, it can't be her,

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cos I don't think that Lauren knew Mark Wright,

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so I think it's just another Lauren. Anyway, the Dengineers,

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they make very cool dens for people, which I like.

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I was always making dens as a kid. I loved it. Bring some snacks in,

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put a duvet across some chairs, all my friends...

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couldn't make it.

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Better than that, though, the Dengineers made a camouflage den

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for Ben, which is very cool.

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He does seem more impressed by a wall, though.

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I just thought it would just be plain walls,

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but with this it looks amazing.

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Wow.

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So Ben's going for a survival-themed den, but for me,

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I think I'd like a nice view. Something in the sky.

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Could the Dengineers do that? I mean, they're good,

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but can they make a den fly?

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Mark Wright just floating off on a balloon,

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my room gradually getting higher and higher into space.

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It'd be fun. Dangerous. I'm going to apply for the Dengineers.

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An unexpected treat on this episode was a surprise Steve Backshall,

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which is the best type of Steve Backshall.

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Steve, can you come out?

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How long was he waiting in those bushes for?

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Just in the grass for hours. "The grass is my den now.

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"I'm Steve Backshall." Steve's there to show Ben

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how he makes dens when he's in the wild.

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Clip that in over there.

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Just onto there.

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-All right, Ben, do you want to climb in?

-Yeah.

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I'm always a little bit worried getting this hammock out

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when I've been on a long jungle trip, cos I don't know

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what I'm going to find in it. There could be a tarantula

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or a scorpion or something lurking inside.

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He just uses ropes and a sheet for a hammock.

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I was like, "I could do that." I think I'm Steve Backshall now.

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I can do that. Just use what you have around you.

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In the wild, you've got to use what you have around you.

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Like pillows, in the wild. Just natural tree pillows, sometimes.

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Nice soft, sturdy supports. That's one side done.

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That falls over nicely.

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Get the blanket across, just lay it across,

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and there we go. Den complete. You're in your own magical world.

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No-one knows you're under here.

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Your parents walk in - "Where's Myles?"

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So that's the Dengineers.

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Not this. Better than pillows.

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"Better than pillows, the Dengineers."

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That's the official slogan.

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There is a young man called Myles

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He vlogs in amusing styles

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But on with our plans

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Our 15-second fans

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With their vlogs and adorable smiles.

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My favourite show is The Next Step,

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because it's full of character, drama and everything else.

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And I just love it, because it's amazing,

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and it just teaches you how to...

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-..dance!

-Nice one!

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My favourite show is Strange Hill High,

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because there's always something strange happening,

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and I want there to be a new series this year at some point.

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Well done!

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-BOTH:

-We love Hetty Feather.

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I love it cos she's exciting and adventurous,

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and always getting into heaps of trouble.

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I love it cos I love her hair and I love Polly.

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Cracking!

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Hello, CBBC. My favourite show is The Next Step

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because it has loads of drama in it,

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and my favourite character is Riley and Michelle.

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And yeah, my friends also like it, too. Bye!

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Oh, you do make me proud, you lot.

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And if you want to join our legion of quickfire critics,

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then record a 15-second mini vlog about your favourite CBBC show

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and send it in via the Whoops web page.

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From your favourite shows to the energetic art of ballroom.

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One has to be dextrous, graceful,

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and not a talking dog with two left feet.

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Hacker goes behind the scenes

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of Strictly Come Dancing!

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"Wow," I hear you say!

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You've never seen a canine friend with such moves.

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Well, cockers, I'm a-waltzing, if you're asking.

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Let's quickstep to it!

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When I was asked to perform with a special someone,

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I wasn't sure if it was the right career move for me.

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But then I thought, "Why not?"

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I'm destined for the bright, shiny lights,

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and with a high-kick like mine, I'd be foolish to keep it to myself.

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When appearing on Strictly, you've got to look the part,

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and there's only one viable option, cocker.

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And that is to glow from head to toe.

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Yes, dinky-doo-dahs, the glowier the better.

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Oooh, I can't wait!

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I'm ready, cocker.

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Ready for you to work wonders.

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I mean, I'm already a wonder to look at.

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I'm not sure what else they can do, to be honest.

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Ooh, no!

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Oooh. Mmmm!

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Ah.

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Ooh, I say, eh? Perhaps they can work wonders.

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I feel like Peter Andre under that waterfall. Hoo-ooh!

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Which way's wardrobe?

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Oh, that way.

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If it ain't sparkly and spangly, it ain't coming in.

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That, my friends, is the mantra of the Strictly Come Dancing

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wardrobe department, and by jingo, they love a sequin or two.

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Hey, cockers, I've come to be measured for tonight's performance.

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I need something that can accommodate my high-kick. Look.

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HE GROANS

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High, isn't it?

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Hello, Vicky.

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I need a costume for my Strictly Come Dancing thing.

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-Can you show us some options, please?

-Oh, all right, then.

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-What about this red one?

-No, don't like that one.

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-What about the pink one?

-Come on, it's too long.

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It'll trip me up, that, cocker. I'll go flying.

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What about lots of sparkles?

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I quite like the sparkles, but the colour's not... Nah.

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No, I've not a fan of what you've chosen for me.

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HE GASPS

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Then, when I least expected it, I saw the one!

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I've never been more ready for this.

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You all right, Jo? I'm here, cocker. I'm here for our dance.

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-That's some eight-pack.

-No, hey, eyes up here, cocker!

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-Sorry.

-Yes, look up. Although you can't blame her

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for having a quick glance, can you? It is quite impressive.

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Please welcome to the floor Hacker T Dog and his partner, Jo.

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-Clutch me by the withered old claw.

-Let's go.

-Let's do it.

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LATIN MUSIC PLAYS

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Thanks, Hacker and Jo. Rehearsals are over.

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Rehearsals?! Are you having a giraffe?

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I've just danced my little doggie heart out on that dance floor,

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and you're telling me that wasn't the real performance?

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-When's the actual show, cocker?

-It's tonight, in a few hours.

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-I'm off to stretch. You coming?

-Wouldn't have thought so.

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I've got to go and catch the last train to Wigan.

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Oh, I'll never be quite the same again.

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I've been watching Secret Life Of Boys.

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There were bugs, skateboards and talking pancakes. Standard.

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You'll never defeat the zombie pancakes.

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Are those teeth?

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This week, Robbie went on a hunt to help redecorate a skateboard

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for Ginger, and got cracking on another invention.

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Now, he already has the glow-in-the-dark paint...

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EVIL LAUGHTER

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..the darts...

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SIREN BLARES

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..and the super slip.

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CRASH CAT YOWLS

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-HE LAUGHS

-Whoa!

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So I think it's about time he gets a new invention, right?

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How about a skateboard with an added crash mat to it?

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I mean, enough people fall over in that household.

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How's this...?

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CRASH CAT YOWLS

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Or how about a dress that can turn into trousers for Ginger

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so she doesn't upset her aunt?

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Ugh.

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-Did you see the dress, Ginger?

-Oh, yes.

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Love it. Can't wait to wear it.

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Lies. She hates it.

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What would you call that? Drousers? Tress?

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Tress, hm.

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Or maybe Robbie would benefit from a secret security system for his room.

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Stop!

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ALARM BLARES

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Hm, Ethan already has one of them.

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Maybe it's to protect him from the food ninja.

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Although, if you've watched enough of my vlogs,

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you'll know that food plus ninja equals Laura.

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Matt, I think it's time for a food ninja-off.

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-BELL RINGS

-Hu-hu-hu!

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Wargh!

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Rargh!

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Huaargh!

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Hu-hu-hya! Hya!

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Waaaargh!

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One more thing - didn't that iguana look very familiar?

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It looks very similar to Katherine in Hank Zipzer.

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I reckon there's just one showbiz iguana for all of CBBC.

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Could you imagine that? The CBBC iguana calling all the shots,

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demanding a bigger dressing room or asking to get her hair done.

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Maybe that's one of the secrets in Secret Life Of Boys.

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It's a good show, and there's loads of extra secrets, goodies

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and jokes on the CBBC website.

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I'm going to check it out now and see if it can give me

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any ideas for Robbie's next invention.

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I still think I've got something here with dress-trousers.

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Drousers. Tresses?

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There's a new season of Millie Inbetween.

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Which is about a girl called Millie trying to get to grips

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with her family life after her parents separate.

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-And I realised you've got a lot in common with Millie, Amelia.

-Do I?

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Yeah. You like to measure yourself.

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Dad always did this on our birthdays,

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so I'm keeping up tradition.

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I do like to measure myself.

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Although Millie does actually grow taller.

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Oh, I've grown massively. Result!

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No result!

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Millie also doesn't like surprises.

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I hate surprises.

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Just like you.

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-Surprise!

-SHE SHRIEKS

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Considering she doesn't like surprises,

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it's mentioned an awful lot. Just saying.

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-Surprise, surprise.

-Surprise.

-Surprise!

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-Surprise.

-Surprise.

-Surprise!

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-Surprise!

-Surprise.

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-Surprise.

-SURPRISE!

-Oh!

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Don't say it. Don't you dare.

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Oh, have you got something planned?

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Me? No. What would I have planned?

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OK, then.

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Was that whole folder for Millie's party?

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Well, actually,

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she has a whole notepad as well.

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What's inside?

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It's a surprise.

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There. Told you I could make a cake.

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You can't cook either, Amelia. Why aren't you on this show?

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You're basically all the characters.

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-What do you reckon?

-Wow.

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It's like the Bad British Bake-off.

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It's harder than it looks.

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-THUDDING

-And that's saying something.

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So what if I can't cook?

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It's why I've got you.

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Amelia, I baked you a cookie as a...

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SHE SHRIEKS

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..surprise.

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Grace and Amelia there with Millie Inbetween.

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The show. I don't mean that Millie was sat between them. Or was she?

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I wasn't paying close enough attention.

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But perhaps your furry friends have been.

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It's time for...

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What you thinking, pet?

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Oh, Steve. So brave.

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So courageous. Hiking from pole to pole.

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It makes me want to get up and explore every corner of the globe!

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Just, you know, after I've watched a bit more telly.

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You can't rush that, can you?

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All right, you've had your fun. Propping me up like this.

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Sticking Ultimate Brain on the telly.

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Getting the cushions all cosy and that.

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But I've got places to be, mice to chase,

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tuna to nibble. Put that that camera down

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and let me get on with it, eh?

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Oi, are you listening to me?

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The Secret Life Of Boys, eh? What a novel idea.

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I for one approve.

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Just with one tiny little change.

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It would be vastly improved with a cast of guinea pigs.

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Look at me, for example.

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I'm majestic, I'm charismatic,

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and above all, I'm cheap.

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Go on, I'll do it for a pellet.

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Excellent work, Dodge, my boy.

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You prank that silly human man!

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He can't keep up with your vastly superior canine intelligence.

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One day we shall rule the world.

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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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Does your dog adore Dodge? Is your hamster addicted to Hank Zipzer?

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Then film a 20-second clip of them binging some CBBC goodness

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and send it in via the Whoops web page.

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They could end up watching themselves on the telly next week. Imagine that.

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What you thinking, pet?

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It's only fitting to end the show on a wonderfully witty verse

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that will entertain and inspire.

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Should probably get to work on that.

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Till then, here are this week's best bets.

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Noah seems to be doing a really great job at directing us,

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cos I feel super-safe and in control,

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and I can tell that the crowd is loving it.

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I started in J-Troupe.

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Everyone was overlooking me and I was never getting in any dances.

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But now people are relying on me, and they believe in me.

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This is a personal win for me, no matter what.

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What happened to Henry VIII's wives?

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-Oh, Ed knows this, don't you?

-Yes, I've got a little rhyme for this.

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-What is it?

-Divorced, beheaded, died...

-OK.

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-..divorced, beheaded, survived!

-Lovely little poem.

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-ALL:

-Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

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Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived!

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Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived!

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FIRE ALARM BEEPS

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-Oh, do something!

-You do something!

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-Jess!

-Tell her to do something.

-Me?!

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Hey, let me out.

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Let me out right now!

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I'm coming, Jess!

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-Are we on fire?

-I don't know.

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Right, downstairs now.

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No running, OK?

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Are we on fire?

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The kitchen is, but I've got my Jeffs.

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Floss, if there's a fire, you get out, OK?

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Everyone downstairs now. You know the drill. Come on, guys.

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-You say nothing, got it?

-I won't. I promise.

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See anything you missed? Well, head to the CBBC iPlayer, by Jove!

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Oh, time for one last poem.

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Goodbye for now

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Please don't make a fuss

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We'll be back next week if I don't miss the bus.

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Oh, it's gone. Hope I've got money for a taxi.

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