Episode 28 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Come forth, my friends, and gather round.

The engine is running and we've got a one-way ticket to Planet CBBC!

It's time for another helping of Whoops I Missed The Bus.

What on earth is she up to now?

What is this lot on about?

-Tripped, bro.

-She's trying to be like Trevor.

Tripped, girl.

And what are your pets really thinking?

-I found a human!

-I found the telly!

-Is it over here?

-Is what over here?

These two are like beans on toast, or jelly and custard -

you can't have one without the other.

It's our delectable vlogging duo, Laura and Myles.

Did someone say Eldon? Eldon, Next Step, is it The Next Step?

Is it...?

Am I on telly?

First up, she's been around for so long she's part of the furniture.

I almost sat down on her the other day by accident! Very awkward.

It's our own cheeky chappie, Laura.

OK, now, this might look a little bit weird

but actually it all makes sense because, you know, Junior Bake Off.

One more cake to be baked.

One trophy to be won.

Wait, it's finals already?

Well, I don't know what I'm going to do with all this bread now!

Mmm!

So, this week's task was quite simple - just create a whole

enchanted forest on a cake, with tiers, under a time limit.

Talk about pressure!

-Five, four, three, two, one.

-Stop!

-That's it.

-All done.

Step away. Well done, bakers.

That it is, you have completed Junior Bake Off.

If you didn't think that was stressful enough,

the icing on the cake was that it was the very last showstopper.

See what I did there? Yeah?

OK, stop making baking jokes. They're too crummy. Eh!

Also, these cakes were fancy.

The contestants had to make them with tiers or layers or both.

-Are you doing a six-tiered cake?

-No, it's a six-layered cake.

-It's got two tiers.

-Oh, OK.

The good thing about this episode is that no-one seems

out of their depth.

Euan's making his chocolate ganache, Megan's working on her carrot cake

Amari is doing fake grass to top her cake and Alyth has a...

Is that a unicorn? I've never seen a unicorn on a cake before.

I'm really, really hungry.

That cake, Alyth, that cake is yummy.

Oh, that looks delicious! Mmm... OK, focus, Laura.

After the planning, the baking, the decorating, it was time for...

The winner of Junior Bake Off 2015 is...

Who?

Tell me!

Grrr!

Amari!

APPLAUSE

There you are, lovely.

Well done!

Hooray! Well done, Amari. Does she get to take the cake home?

Wait, no, it's half-eaten.

-# Eat it

-Eat it

-# Eat it

-Eat it

# Get yourself an egg and beat it... #

Why hadn't I thought of that? They get to eat cake for a living.

-# Eat it

-Eat it

-# Eat it

-Eat it

# If it's getting cold re-heat it. #

Forget vlogging, I'm doing that!

I should probably get started by practising.

Just training for my future career. I'm dedicated.

Oh, this isn't very nice at all.

Oh, I'm not very good at making cakes.

She never fails to make me smile, does our Laura.

But hot on her heels and raring to give it a go is our 15-second fans.

Have at it, gang!

My favourite show has got to be Wolfblood

because it has a lot of cool dramas,

you get to transform into a wolf

and I even entered the competition

on Blue Peter to be in the cast of Wolfblood.

Lovely work.

Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature because, like, you talk about sharks

and tarantulas and all kinds of creepy stuff.

And at the end, she chooses the worst nightmare. It's so cool.

-Get in!

-My favourite show on CBBC has to be The Next Step

because it has got loads and loads of drama in it

-and it's amazing, and I'm the biggest fan.

-Cracking!

My favourite show on CBBC is Scooby-Doo cos it's

full of action and excitement.

Thumbs up! I love CBBC.

Oh, you hit the nail on the head there, you lot, I tell thee.

If you want to be one of our 15-second fans,

all you've got to do is record a short mini vlog

about your favourite CBBC show and send it in via the Whoops web page.

I heard that that lot from the Next Step have been filming

more of their behind-the-scenes antics.

But fear not, I'm sure they're being incredibly sensible, as always.

We are rehearsing Unusual Mind,

our lovely multicultural routine with our choreographer Rachel Ross.

Hey.

She did this routine entirely by herself.

When you guys watch this and love the routine, that was all her.

Mm-hmm. I guess you're going to see some footage of this,

so we're going to go back to rehearsal

because we're going to have to shoot this in ten minutes. Bye!

The Internationals Board comes up with this concept that four

members from four different countries have to come together

and create a piece under a certain amount of time.

It was fun, it was fun working with non-A-troupe cast members.

It's always nice to see, like, different styles

and work with different people.

I'm really excited because as you can see

there's a live audience, so they're going to be really awesome

and they're going to give us a lot of energy

and it's going to be a lot of fun, so I hope you like it.

MUSIC: Unusual Mind

All right, we just did our first pass. How did our first pass feel?

Ehh...

The first pass is always a little rough but we'll get it next time.

That was take two of Unusual Mind. That's so much better!

I hope you guys like it.

-Are you ready for your first fan-to-fan interaction?

-Very much.

-Excited?

-Let's do this.

-They're going to scream for you.

OK, so, right now we're at the live taping.

-SCREAMING

-The fans are going crazy.

-They tripped, bro.

-They tripped.

-Bro, they tripped.

She's trying to be like Trevor.

-Say hi to Bartek...

-Hey!

-..Ken...

-Hey.

-..and Stephanie.

It's crazy. This is a huge theatre and it's nice knowing

that the audience is filled up with fans

because they're counting on us and they're excited to see us.

When they start screaming,

I think you feel it inside your whole body.

It's like the room shakes, so your body starts to shake.

And you'll see it, you'll hear it.

You guys are awesome, thank you for doing that.

We really appreciate it and we love you guys.

My life - Fantastic Mr Fashion follows Isaac

and how designing fashion is such a big part of his life.

From watching the documentary - it's a documentary -

I got a good idea of not only how talented Isaac is,

but how much he cares about clothes and style, much like me.

Lots of cool ideas going on. Hats...

That... That's just casual.

Watching it did make me look at my own wardrobe and think...

You know what? I'm just as good. I'm a fashion...

I'm also a big fashion person.

Person.

White T-shirt, blue T-shirt, white T-shirt but this time with a pocket.

So mine does its job. What do those outfits say about me?

That I only own three pairs of T-shirts?

Yeah, but also that it doesn't matter.

I don't mind that I only own a pair...pair of T-shirts.

It's not the amount of T-shirts you own, it is what you do with them.

It's a new segment on the show

called Great Advice That Doesn't Actually Make Sense.

I can get a hat as well.

-Nice to meet you, I'm Lizzy.

-I'm Isaac.

-Lovely.

Nice to meet you.

All of them wearing hats. Maybe that's the key to being trendy.

I can't say trendy without doing that - trendy.

Trendy, still there. Maybe it's not hats.

It's not what's on the outside,

it's what's on the inside that counts.

Wear a hat on your inside.

That excuse never really worked at school,

when I just turned up in pyjamas. "Myles, you're at school,

"you're wearing pyjamas, this is unacceptable."

Again, it is not what's on the outside that counts,

it's what's on the inside.

That is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard! Everyone go home.

School is over forever.

The pose is one of the most important aspects.

It brings the show to life.

I just hope the models can do the right moves

to show off the clothes and my theme at its best.

Isaac wins a place to show some of his designs

at Brighton Fashion Week and it all looks very stressful.

We are one hour behind. It might start at 9:45 now.

No, wrong one, sorry. Sorry, can we swap?

That goes with that. We clip that on when we get back.

You'll have to do it now. There's no time.

He has to get the models ready

and make sure the outfits are how he wants them.

I'd be like, "We are on stage in five minutes.

"Put this white T-shirt on but with a pocket.

"Go out on stage, turn into a cat." "I can't turn into a cat."

"But it's a catwalk!" "You can't transform into a cat."

And then you've just got to say trendy. And it will be fine.

It is a great documentary, My Life - Fantastic Mr Fashion.

It tackled lots of different things

and the fashion is a lot better than white T-shirt, blue T-shirt,

white T-shirt but this time with a pocket.

Everything is pretty rosy for the kids of the Dumping Ground lately.

In fact, Carmen has a wedding to prepare for

and everyone is feeling pretty generous.

-I wanted to give you something.

-Oh!

Lend, I mean. You know, for the wedding.

It's beautiful.

Mum gave it to me for my 18th and her mum for hers.

Aww, that is so nice of May-Li.

That just reminded me,

the other day, someone special gave me this bone.

Yeah, apparently it is good luck

and it has been in the family for generations.

I say gave to me, it's on loan, but I am going to take good care of it.

Just like Carmen and her necklace.

# A little bit hazy

# But I'm stone-cold sober. #

No, no, no!

Erm, I've got a question.

How come it seems like there is 100 people that live there

and there is only one bathroom?

Can I just use the loo real quick?

-She can't!

-She'll get suspicious.

What's going on?

Sorry, Mo, bit of a queue.

Well, back to the necklace problem, I might be able to help.

I have actually got a book for this very scenario.

I know, what are the chances? OK, here we go.

"Rule number one, do not lie."

Have you had a chance to try it, then?

-What?

-The necklace.

Yeah, it looks nice.

OK, not to worry.

Next it says it is best to fish it out.

Here you are.

That will just push it down. I am not putting my hand down there.

Fair enough, I understand. Next it says "do not flush".

What are you doing?

TOILET FLUSHES

What?!

Kaz...

You're making it worse!

Oh, OK.

Well, don't worry, Carmen, lastly it say do not - I repeat -

do not make a scene.

-You've lost it?

-No, somebody must have taken it.

I can't believe this, Carmen, I told you to look after it!

-Just chill out!

-I can't believe...

I give up!

But in true Dumping Ground style, we all learn a valuable lesson -

if we are honest and we apologise, everyone is nice to you.

You mean I'm not, like, grounded forever or...?

Don't put ideas in my head.

There you go. It just goes to show that honesty

is definitely the best policy.

Erm...

-It wasn't me.

-DOG BARKS

DOG WHINES

Bravo, bravo, sunshine!

Anyhoo, your pets have jumped on board the Whoops mobile once again

this week and they are keen to give you their thoughts

on all things CBBC. It is time for...

I need a wee. Oh, I need a wee!

I don't want to miss the Dumping Ground

but I don't want to ruin this lovely bean bag either. Think dry thoughts.

Come on, come on, son. Straw, hutches...

Oh, oh, I need a wee.

I'm going to the loo right now. Charlotte, tell me what happens.

I don't want to miss it. Oh, I'm going!

May I present to you my finest magic trick?

If you would care to look at Just Kidding for a moment,

then allow me to blow your mind.

Hey presto!

Then there were two.

That'll be £5, please.

Oh, that folder's a state, that page is all crumpled.

Here, let me sort it out for you. I think I've got it. What?

No thank you? Oh, this isn't awkward, is it?

I made a joke, see, cos of the so awk...

Oh, there's a telly over here!

Yeah, well, there's a couch over here.

-Let me see.

-All right.

-Oh, is it nice?

-Look, a telly!

-Another one?

-No, same one.

-I want to see it.

-I found a human.

-I found a telly!

-Is it over here?

-Is what over here?

-The telly!

-Is that Scream Street?

-I think it is, yeah.

-Yeah?

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

Reckon your pet could make it as a Whoops star?

Are they camera ready? We want to see them, by jing!

Just upload a 20-second clip of your furry friend watching CBBC

and they might feature on the show next week.

Head on over to the Whoops web page where you will find all the info.

What you thinking, pet?

Now, I know what you're thinking.

How can we possibly select this week's CBBC best bits

when all of it is very, very good?

-Well, we have only gone and done it, haven't we?

-I picked...

That is not how it works! You can't choose your own dares.

All right, then, who is next?

Do it, or you have to go to Fish World.

# I've got ten little fingers and they all belong to me! #

-I'll give you a Greg head here.

-OK.

So, Greg, I always start with the eyes, right?

That tells me how big the head is going to be.

Then I got with the nose, then the hardest part is

the circle of the head, which is always a little bit hard to draw.

-He is a little lumpy here.

-I think it would be a bit shaky if I did it.

-Yeah, so, nine lines is all you need to draw Greg Heffley.

-Wow.

And usually he is frowning,

but today we will put a smile on his face.

Oh!

-Phew, that was close.

-SHE GASPS

Over here! This way, doofus.

Whoa, slow down, nitwit!

-Watch out!

-THUD

-ECHOING VOICE:

-You bumbling idiot!

When I get out, I'm going to kick your bum.

My bum. Oh, whatever.

You are in deep doo-doo, buddy!

This is not funny.

-RAT SQUEAKS WITH LAUGHTER

-Stop it. Ha-ha!

It's not funny, ha-ha!

That's the end of the show for another week but fear ye not,

you can catch up with anything you missed on the CBBC iPlayer.

The bus is packing up and I have missed it yet again,

but it's fine, I'll figure out how to get home.

Oh, I wonder if Nan can lend me her hover board?

She's always got it handy!