Episode 37 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS


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Batten down the hatches, hose down your carriage

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and prepare for the ride of a lifetime.

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Well, a week. Specifically a week on CBBC.

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This is Whoops I Missed The Bus.

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We've got a slice of this...

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-So, we are taking this from Connor's entrance...

-Here we go.

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I'm going to put it away and I'll see you in a minute.

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..a measure of this...

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No, no, no, no. I'm going to...

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..and a heapin' dollop of this.

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Hang on. What were that?

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Are you filming me?

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And my first mates on this double-decked voyage

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are the savvy and ship-shape reviewing duo of Laura and Myles.

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Are you ready, kids? Weigh anchor.

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Weigh an anchor? Why? We're not actually a boat, are we?

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I thought we were a bus.

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Yeah, maybe my demands are getting a bit weird.

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Let's keep it a bit simple, shall we?

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Why break with tradition?

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Oi, Myles, dish out the dates.

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Hello. Class Dismissed...

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is the name of the TV show.

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I'm not just trying out phrases if I become a teacher.

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You need to throw caution to the wind...

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PARP!

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..let rip...

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-PFFFP!

-..and force the air out of it.

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PRRRRRPP!

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I've always wondered about why...comedic trumping

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is a thing used in comedy.

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Is it the sound of said comedy trump that makes it appealing?

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Is it the air that a comedy trump can induce?

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Is it cos it's something we all do and it's a laugh

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acknowledging something, "We all do it, it's fine, we're all normal"?

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I'm not sure. I'm not a wind expert -

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as much as I'd like to be.

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I never thought that'd be a sentence I'd say on TV.

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Class Dismissed, that's what that clip's from. One of the examples

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of the many wacky characters that teach on Class Dismissed.

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There's also Sir Stanley Bleacher.

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Hark! Hark! Hark.

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If I turned up to school and just a guy was harking everywhere,

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I'd think, "I've definitely time travelled,

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"I've gone back, gone too far."

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We've got Shakespeare over here, Miss. There's Mr Nasal.

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Miss Spray.

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I don't know what's going on there. And Miss Spray.

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-Mr Nasal.

-I also don't know what's happening.

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Teachers like that would make school more interesting.

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For example, you've got a teacher dressed up as Shakespeare.

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He's teaching English - I'm interested.

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Pop a teacher in another costume... A big 12, perhaps. Hear me out.

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Now they're teaching maths -

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I'm interested because of the costume.

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It's got me interested, it's something new.

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Just a big 12 and they're up at the front of the classroom.

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It's a big 12.

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Like, half their body standing in the one

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and their face is, like, peeking out into the two.

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And then just, "I'm a 12." Teachers, take note.

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In the playground, the pupils are about to prank Mr Nasal.

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Don't prank Mr Nasal. He's already called Mr Nasal.

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To BMX or not to BMX? That is the question.

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That's never been the question, ever.

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-A rat!

-A rat? The king was a rat?

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-That doesn't even rhyme.

-No, miss, I just saw a rat.

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Oh, good.

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I let five of them out in here this morning...

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-SCREAMING

-..and I haven't seen one since.

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Genuinely, we had two rats once in English class.

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A girl screamed because she'd seen them

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and the teacher just went, "Oh..." like they were regulars, like she'd

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asked them to leave before and...

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"They've come back, haven't they? Oh, come on, rats."

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She just opened the door and just went back to teaching.

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Not in a big 12. Class Dismissed -

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comedy trumps, rats...

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..and a third thing.

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Oh, that Myles. He's top of the class. Eh? Class? Do you get it?

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And keeping it classy from hither to thither

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are our 15-second fans.

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Hello, Whoops I Missed The Bus. My name is Elliott.

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I love all the CBBC shows but

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my favourite has to be The Next Step

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-because I love all the dancing and all the drama.

-Nice one.

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My favourite show is All Over The Place Europe

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cos it tells you about facts that you might not have known about.

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My favourite part is the main event.

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-The worst part, though, is when it finishes.

-Lovely work.

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My favourite show on CBBC is Young Dracula, and The Next Step.

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They both have a lot of tension and a lot of drama and I love it.

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Well done.

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Hi, there. My name's Mia and I love The Next Step

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cos they do drama and dance.

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I just love it. Love it, love it, love it!

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I wish it comes on more because I always watch it.

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I always watch the next episode and all this. Yay!

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You absolute legends. We can always count on you lot.

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Want to join the ranks of the 15-second fans?

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Record a clip of yourself raving about your favourite show and head

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to the Whoops web page for details about how to send it in to us.

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Time now to hand over to the one and only Annabelle as she takes us

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on a tour of the sights and sounds of The Dumping Ground.

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Good morning. It is 7:03 and I'm going to go

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and start a new day's filming at The Dumping Ground.

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Let's go get ready.

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Off to work.

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So we actually film at what once was a school.

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I'm on my way to make up.

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That's me done. I am now Sasha.

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So let's go off to costume.

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I'm off to get changed and I'll see you in a bit.

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I am now Sasha. So let's go to set.

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Technically we're outside because we're walking through

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what is the back door and into the kitchen...where everyone is.

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And here's the scene all set up for us.

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Now everyone's going to get into position

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and wait for the cameras to kind of get ready.

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And then we'll have probably a rehearsal

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and then we'll shoot it.

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The camera is literally right next to me now.

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-Taking this from Connor's entrance...

-Here we go.

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I'm going to put it away and I'll see you in a minute.

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This scene we're doing now will run a couple of minutes

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-after the one we just did.

-Same again, please.

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We're all getting under the table.

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Set and action.

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-(Two, three...)

-THEY SHOUT

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And cut. Thank you.

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That was a take. That was great. Completes the scene.

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CHEERING

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So it's lunchtime now, so we're just on our way up to the cafe.

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-Could I have the vegan lasagne?

-Vegan one?

-Yeah.

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I'm not very good with food.

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I'm not the most adventurous, I'm not going to lie.

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So here we go.

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And here is everybody. What are you guys eating?

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First I was eating a vegan lasagne.

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Flapjacks for dessert.

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Let me show you upstairs in The Dumping Ground.

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Here we go.

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Here we have the twins' room.

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Floss's room.

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And then straight ahead, Tee and Sasha's room.

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I'll let you into another little secret. There's no ceiling.

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You've actually never seen the ceiling in the show.

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They don't build one.

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So...it's not actually a real place.

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Here we are, heading into the lounge.

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-Have we got presents as well?

-Yeah.

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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Thank you.

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Right, that's me done for the day

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so I'm going to go get these dreads out and head on home.

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This week has been all about building, digging and dens

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because I've been watching Dengineers.

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We are going to be building you guys your very own massive

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dream den just for the school.

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CHEERING

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Before anyone gets building anything, Lauren and Mark go through

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pictures with the children to get more ideas for the den.

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Tell me what pictures you like and what sort of ideas you like, yeah?

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I know exactly what I'd be having - a chocolate shop.

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What? A chocolate shop isn't a good idea?

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Well, what do the Dengineers come up with then?

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-The cars.

-Cars.

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-The cars, yeah? Why do you want the cars?

-Cos I like racing.

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-You like racing cars.

-Yeah, that's a good point.

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Right in there.

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Cars are a great idea.

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-What about a stage?

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

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A stage, so you can do the dancing on there.

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Thinking about it, these are definitely better ideas than

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a chocolate shop. Practising singing and dancing sounds like fun.

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# Practising my singing and dancing

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# Practising my singing and dancing, yeah. #

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After the pictures are chosen, the diggers are out,

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the teachers are sent away and, just to check, all the children ready?

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ALL: Yes!

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But not before stopping any nosy teachers from peeking.

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They're thoroughly enjoying being in charge

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and keeping secrets from me

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and they keep telling me it's going to be pink and

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there's going to be castles, and I hate pink castles.

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Now, the plans for the dens look amazing.

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I don't know how they do it. I'd be a terrible den builder.

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-FANFARE

-OK, three, two, one.

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-Voila.

-FANFARE TRAILS OFF

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And just as the dens are almost complete... Wait, what?

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The Dengineers fly away? I didn't know that was the plan.

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Once Richard gets us safely airborne...

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CHEERING

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-We're up in the air!

-This looks cool.

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..Captain Ben takes the controls.

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Now this is all you. Nice job, Ben.

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Oh, right, so they take flight on a flying simulator.

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I've always wanted to be a pilot.

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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

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Today we are flying at approximately four degrees Fahrenheit

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at a pace of 22 snails on roller skates.

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'That doesn't make any sense.'

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But the microphone looks good, right?

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In the end, the dens turn out to be amazing

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and I'm pretty sure everyone was very happy with it.

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-CHEERING

-Have a look at this! We did it!

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How good is this?

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Brilliant! CHEERING

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Now, I've just got to get started on my own den-building skills

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so I can become a Dengineer.

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Maybe this time I'll start on my painting skills. Here we go.

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Oh, I forgot to buy any paint.

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-I'm Dr Chris.

-An I'm Dr Xand.

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And this is a Whoops I Missed The Bus exclusive

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because you get to watch us watching a brand-new episode

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of Operation Ouch for the first time.

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It's not very often that you get to watch twins

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watching twins on television, on television.

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-I'm excited!

-Yes. So am I.

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-Now give me the remote.

-Give me the popcorn.

-No.

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No, you're not having the remote. No.

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No, no, no... I'm going to eat...

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# I'm the star of Operation Ouch... #

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-No, you're not.

-# Doo-doo-doo, I am Dr Xand. #

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That's not even the words. It doesn't have words.

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-I wrote the words.

-Well, you didn't ask me about the words.

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I've got my own words. I always sing the words when the credits come on.

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Just watch the programme.

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-Look, we're on. 'I'm Dr Chris.

-And I'm Dr Xand.'

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-That's me.

-'We're identical twins.

-Twins!'

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Getting in my way.

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'Every year, half a million people

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'attend the accident and emergency department'

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-because of sporting injuries.

-Aargh!

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You always overdo these bits. Like, what?

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-That can't have hurt that much.

-It was very painful.

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Tamsin's having a backslab, which supports the back of her leg

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and allows for swelling.

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If you watch Operation Ouch, you're learning about things that

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you would really only get taught when you're becoming a doctor.

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I remember being in the emergency department

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and eventually plucking up the courage to say to a senior doctor...

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-BOTH: "What's a backslab?"

-Yeah.

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And the point of a backslab is it lets your leg swell, doesn't it?

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Now we're going to mess with your mind.

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Now this, I think, is the most amazing bit of the new series.

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So we'd never done mind benders before and these things ...

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These things bent my mind every time we did them.

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All you have to do is count the number of passes

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that the team in white make.

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It's amazing that you don't see it.

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And even though I knew what was to happen,

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you fooled me the first time you showed me the video.

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Yeah, it's good, isn't it?

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What we didn't tell you was before the match, Xand dressed up

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as a gorilla and made an amazing ape appearance during the game.

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I saw...a gorilla.

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It's really good that, even when she said it, no-one saw this.

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Just watch it again. Don't worry about the passes now.

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Just see if you can see a gorilla.

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There is... Wait a minute. There is the gorilla at the back dancing.

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Oh, that gorilla.

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XAND LAUGHS

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The femur is one of the strongest bones in the body

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so we're going to need some very...

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The femur is one of the strongest bones in the body...

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'When it's my close-up, Xand just stands there going...'

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like this, and trying to make me laugh.

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-Totally unhelpful.

-You just need to be more professional.

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YOU need to be more professional! In general.

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So we'll see you next time for more Operation Ouch.

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XAND SNORES

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That was an excellent show.

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I must say, I thought I was particularly good in it.

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-Well, history will be your judge. Now give me the popcorn.

-Certainly.

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Hey, what are they doing watching telly?

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Don't they have scabs to poke and trumps to scrutinise?

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Oh, well. Perhaps a pair of vets would be more appropriate?

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It's time for...

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What You Thinking, Pet?

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Oh, for goodness' sake.

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This Chris Johnson chap can't paint to save his life.

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I can't watch this any longer.

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No, it's too paint-ful. Ah, do you get it? Oh...

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They're so cheeky on 4 O'Clock Club, ain't they?

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It makes school look like a right laugh.

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You go, lads. Show 'em how it's done.

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Ooh. Oh, dear.

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No, wait, Mr Bell's caught 'em.

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I knew it. Bunch of good-for-nothings, them boys.

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SNORING

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Oh! Hang on! What were that?

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Are you filming me?

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Is this for Whoops I Missed The Bus?

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Oh, I would be excited but... I'm too tired.

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Come on, now. Think positive.

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This isn't an Elizabethan collar.

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No, it's a TV dish.

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Yeah, yeah, that's it. TV dish.

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It's for watching more TV.

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I'm beaming Hacker and Karim right into my brain.

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Oh, actually, could you switch it off?

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If you want to get your little

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buddy on the telly, film some

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footage of them watching CBBC and

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send it in via the Whoops web page.

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They could be in a future episode.

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What You Thinking, Pet?

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And that's your lot.

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But if you want more, then look nae further than the CBBC iPlayer.

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Time now for me to return to my weekly slumber

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till that bus rocks right up again.

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Goodbye for now, my dears.

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