Episode 41 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS


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Good day, my merry men...and women.

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Plonk yourselves down and get ready to ingest

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some of the best and strangest television you've ever seen.

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It's Whoops, I Missed The Bus! What's she going on about?

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Is he going to do it? Is he going to make the finish line?

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What on earth is that?!

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I will try and go for four seconds.

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And can somebody explain this?

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Bring me some carrots, what ho!

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Now, they're one of television's most notorious duos

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and their knowledge of CBBC is like no other.

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It's our vlogger extraordinaires, Laura and Myles!

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Sometimes I wake up and think, "Am I still dreaming?

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"Is this real? Is this just Groundhog Day?

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"Am I watching CBBC again?" But this is all real. This is my life.

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She's our beacon of light in the darkest of months,

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our own CBBC ray of sunshine,

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it's lovely Laura, of course!

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It's robotic, it's intense,

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it's time to get techy. It's time for Airmageddon.

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The final challenge will flip your world upside down,

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as two go in and one comes out.

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Now, I've never been very good at racing anyway,

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but this is a new level of racing.

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There's Hoops, the Vortex

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and that thing that scares me - the D.R.A.GON.

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The Direct Response Aerial Gyrocopter,

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AKA the D.R.A.GON!

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Oh, and the finish line. Yes, can't forget the most important thing.

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You can tell I wasn't very good at races.

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Now, through the next gate... Oh, look at the D.R.A.GON!

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He'd win a staring contest with the sun.

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Floor it. Hammer it past that line, mate. Oh, you beauty!

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Now, if I were to make a drone, I would do it slightly differently.

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I would forget about the remote control and attach it to balloons!

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Just for clarification, this is my super-advanced hi-tech drone.

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OK. Right, now, just to...

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Ooh! Presenting Airmageddon on a budget!

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Does it match up to the show?

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Yeah, maybe not so much.

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But at least the contestants seem to have much more of an idea than me.

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Well, in fact, much more than an idea.

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They managed to steer their drones through steam pits, shots of fire

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and huge rival drones. Did I mention this show is intense?

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That's a huge altitude deviation.

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That means they're going up and down.

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A yo-yo stylee!

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Is he going to make the finish line?

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He's descended way too far.

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He's clipped the floor! It's legal...

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Got to go really low, remember.

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It's wild, but it's not wise. Oh!

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Oh, so close. But the good news is,

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there were lots of happy faces throughout the show.

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That's great to see. Lots of handshakes going on.

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And the fact that no drones were harmed

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in the fiery pits of the Airena.

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I mean, some balloons were, but no drones.

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Oh, yes.

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Two in the lead.

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So I'd have to pop balloons with a drone being held up by balloons.

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I don't think this would work.

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Fly away, drone! Fly away...

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Right, that definitely didn't work.

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Oh, she does DRONE on, doesn't she?

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Get it? Never mind.

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Next up, it's you lot, our 15-second fans!

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My 15-second fan is Got What It Takes?,

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as I like that there's a new song each week,

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I like that the mums have to do the challenges.

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My favourite challenge was white-water rappers.

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I like the challenges that the children have to do as well.

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-Brilliant! Another...

-My favourite is Class Dismissed.

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I especially love Mr Capp

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and Miss Goldfish, because she only has a five-second memory

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-and it's very funny.

-Well done!

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I like CBBC, The Next Step,

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because it's got loads of cool dance moves in it

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and I like to see all the drama and everything like that.

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-Nice one.

-My favourite TV show is Dragons - Defenders Of Berk,

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because I love it when they fly

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because I find flying cool.

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I also love it when the Outcasts attack,

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being led by Dagur the Deranged.

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Vlogging like true professionals.

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And if you want to become a part

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of the 15-second fan family,

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all you have to do is record

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a vlog of your favourite CBBC show

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and upload it to the Whoops web page.

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Now, remember what your first day of school was like?

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Well, imagine being the new girl at Elmsmere Manor

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and the newbie on a TV set.

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It's like a double whammy of newness.

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The 4 O'clock Club is back with a brand-new series

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and this year, it's bigger and better than ever before.

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-BOTH:

-Because we're in it!

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# Give me an O, give me a U Give me a C... #

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We gave Ella and Cara a camera to film their first day on set.

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Super excited in the car on the way to set!

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-Oh, my gosh! People!

-Oh!

-People!

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We're on set!

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They're yours.

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Oh, is that one for you?

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-This one is probably the one for you.

-What is mine?

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Yours is going to be one of these ones, I think.

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Ta-da!

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INAUDIBLE

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-It was good, yeah. We're all ready to do it.

-Yeah, we are.

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Action!

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What?!

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Do you think...?

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That every time you put in 50p,

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you get £1? This thing's a gold mine.

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It's been eight weeks since Ella and Cara's first day on set

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so let's find out how they've been getting on.

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Hey, Ella. Hey, Cara.

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-Hi.

-How are you?

-Good, thanks.

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What's it like filming scenes now in comparison

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-to when you first started?

-Our first day, we were really excited,

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but now we know what it's about, you get your heads down, get it done.

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Who are you most excited to meet?

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-Jade.

-Who plays Clem.

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I wanted to meet the girl group.

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Clem, Fleur and Eleesha. I was really excited.

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-Look at the time, Cara. We've got to do our next scene.

-You can watch.

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-Can I really?

-Yeah.

-Yeah. Come on.

-You guys are brilliant. Come on.

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In a camera rehearsal, they do this before a take

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so they can get it spot-on.

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4 O'clock Club is back! Tune into CBBC

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to find out what mischief Ella and Cara will be getting up to.

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The latest episode of Millie Inbetween starts off with

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Millie feeling torn between her two families,

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so to stop that feeling, she tries to organise a family holiday

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to bring everyone back together again.

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This year, I persuaded everyone to come on holiday together

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and, so far, it's all going really well.

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Let's hope it stays like that all week.

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Hmm. Camping sounds like the best way to solve a family problem.

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Take all the elements that is making up the family problem - family -

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and keep all the problems in a wood

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tied up in tiny fabric little houses with no way out...

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Millie, have you thought this through?

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I went camping with my family once when I was younger.

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My uncle told me there was a bear outside the tent, and I cried.

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That's not a funny story. I just wanted to get that off my chest.

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Thank you for listening.

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-You see, mate, this is not too hard.

-You're doing great, mate.

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Just move back so I can get in this...

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I once put up a tent.

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Nothing exciting happened. I just put up a tent once and never again.

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It's like making your bed - you can get lost in it.

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When I was trying to make my bed,

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I once spent a week inside the duvet trying to work out

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which way the sheet went in.

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I eventually came out from underneath, and I was 100!

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Good job I've only ever tried to camp once.

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And put up a tent once. Who knows how many years it would take?

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It's an INTENSE thing.

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Putting up tents. IN-TENSE. That wasn't a pun.

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This is a very serious situation.

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Please, no puns.

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Taking no chances, eh?

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I can't afford to.

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This thing comes down in the night,

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-you don't know what's out there.

-Just trees and things.

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And bears.

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I wish I had Millie's power of bringing up tiny screens

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whenever she wants to revisit a memory.

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I thought we agreed - I have them at the end of the week?

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But those are the only sunny days.

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-I'll flip you for it.

-Right. Right.

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-BOTH:

-Heads! Tails!

-Oh!

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You escape so many situations that way.

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Oh, no, bear is walking towards me.

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Let's reminisce.

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Do you think anyone else can see what Millie pops up on the screen?

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Someone walks past, "Millie, what is that tiny hovering little screen?"

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"Don't worry." "Why are you talking to her?"

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"She's talking to a camera in the woods." "Sorry, I've got to go."

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OK. How do I get rid of that one for ever?

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How did a bear get in my tiny hovering screen?

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Who am I talking to? I'm just in the woods talking to no-one.

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Anyway, thanks for listening. Go watch Millie Inbetween.

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Oh, remember THAT one.

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So, the new series of Officially Amazing is back.

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Go!

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And me and Laura are hanging out

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with the Officially Amazing gang.

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And we're going to try and break a world record!

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Are you really going to just stand there eating marshmallows

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-when we're on TV?

-Yeah.

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I'm practising for the world record we're going to break later.

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What world record could possibly involve us eating marshmallows?

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This record!

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Dry-bobbing marshmallows.

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The current record is six of these marshmallows in 27½ seconds,

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which is about five seconds per mallow.

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I'm going to try and go for four seconds per mallow. What about you?

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-Three. Three-second mallow.

-That's ambitious. Good luck to you.

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The hula hoop, baby...

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I'm joined by the three presenters of Officially Amazing -

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-Ben, Haruka and Al. Hi, guys.

-Hi.

-Hi, how are you?

-I'm good, thanks.

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Now that the new series is upon us,

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what sort of things can we expect?

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I think there's a little bit more healthy competition between us.

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-Number one.

-Are you ready to break some records this year?

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We're taking home a number one.

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Our hopes and dreams are with you.

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-Go and do this for Queen and country.

-I'm very pro USA,

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and I'll do whatever I can to help make sure Ray takes the title

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as the officially competitive winner.

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Mr Cherry has me working really hard, so...you know?

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It's true, it's true,

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and with Sizzling Steve, you know what you're going to get.

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Yes, come on, keep up that pace.

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You know what they say? Blow hard or blow home.

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So, we've measured the length of our string.

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Our official world record adjudicator is happy.

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These marshmallows won't eat themselves in 27 seconds or less.

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Blindfolds on. Let's do this. Take the glasses off

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then let's do this.

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-Myles, are you ready?

-I'm ready.

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Three, two, one, go!

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To the left, to the left. Stop dodging your head. Move it forwards.

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That's it. Lick it, pull it. Off it. Yes!

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-Oh, no.

-Oh, no!

-It's on my hair.

-It's in the hair.

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Turn your head. Yes. Ooh!

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-It's a good pace. Keep moving to the right.

-Where is he?

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Move your head slowly forwards.

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-Oh...

-Slowly forwards.

-Just relax a little bit.

-Bit more fast.

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Move to the right, move to the right! Head up!

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Forward... Now!

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-Oh...

-Oh, yes.

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There it is, there it is. Ye... Oh!

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-Where does he always go?

-Yeah, he's an elusive chap.

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Tongue it, bite it.

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-Secure it!

-HOOTER BLOWS

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So, how did we do? One of us got it, right?

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Well, Myles finished in the time of 2 minutes and 47 seconds.

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His attempt was invalid because he head-butted one of them.

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SPEECH DISTORTED

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Laura, you completed it in a time of 56.27 seconds.

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-Oh, no.

-So not quite record breaking

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but still a very, very good attempt.

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Ew... I hope Myles has washed his face since. Eurgh! Hashtag custard.

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Next up, a bunch of animals who just won't shut up. It's time for...

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Best seat in t'house, this.

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I can blend right into t'sofa

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and no-one will notice if I drool all over it

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and all over this person's lap. Who is this, anyway?

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That's right - stroke me. Go on, stroke me.

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Well, yes, I know you want to muck out my stable

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but I'm catching up on the brand-new series

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of Airmageddon, and I just do not want to be disturbed.

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Go on, trot along.

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Oh, and bring me some carrots, what ho!

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Well, maybe if I stand really still, like a statue,

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Joseph won't see me, then I can stay out past my bedtime

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to finish watching Dragons - Defenders Of Berk.

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I'm good at this, ain't I?

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Don't wobble, Skittle. Don't wobble!

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"The dog ate my homework"? I've done no such thing.

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I'm just chilling on this lovely rug,

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completely innocent like.

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I've no idea where your maths book is.

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Stop accusing me of eating your homework. Hiccup! Whoops!

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If your pet is full of sass

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and craving the spotlight,

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just record them watching CBBC

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and send it in via the Whoops web page.

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Now, we've enjoyed the sponge, the filling and the jam,

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but it's time for the icing on the cake.

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It's the very best bits of this week's CBBC

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and you're going to love them!

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This is a great thing to do on the weekend.

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We're going for it.

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Did that work? I don't know. We've got a few left over.

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I don't know why, but as we wait for the call to come through,

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I'm really nervous and then...

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'Space to ground, four, four.'

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-Tim, it's Barney. It's so good to see you. How are you?

-Hello, Barney,

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-and hi to Blue Peter.

-How is it up there?

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Life on board is wonderful.

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We've already had two EVAs, one of which I was able to go outside

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the space station on, and when we do get the odd five minutes' break,

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just going to the windows and looking down on Earth

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is absolutely spectacular.

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Joel, which song would you like to sing with old Davie pops?

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-Elastic Heart.

-Good choice.

-Great choice.

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-Wow.

-Here we go, Joel. Get ready to sing.

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One, two, three, four.

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# And another one bites the dust

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# Oh, why can I not conquer love?

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# And I might have thought that we were one

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# Wanted to fight this war without weapons... #

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We've had a blast, but all good things must come to an end.

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Until next week, of course!

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And don't forget, you can catch up on anything you've missed

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via CBBC iPlayer. All right, I've missed the bus again.

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Good job I've ordered a taxi! To the castle up on yonder, please!

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