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Is that the rumble of an engine? The ring-ding of a bell? | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
The sound of CBBC coming right this way? It can mean only one thing. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
It's Whoops I Missed The Bus, of course! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
This is the weirdest thing on telly. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
These two are on one again. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
# Is it destiny, I don't know... # | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
And what's happened here? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
What I told you about your striped pyjama bottoms?! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
Back with a bang and calling the shots is everyone's favourite | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
pair of vloggers, Laura and Myles! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
"Dear CBBC, please stop making | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
"such amazing programmes I can't stop watching. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
"I have no life and I think I'm in love with Dodge T Dog." | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
They say ladies first, but men just before. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
So without further ado, it's our Myles. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
I like Operation Ouch because I feel like I'm always learning new stuff. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
We show you where blood comes from. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Apart from that. I prefer not to think about where my blood | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
is coming from. It just is. My body just is. Blood magically appears. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
I wake up every morning, I've still got blood. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
My arms and legs somehow know and they just move. Your eyes blink... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Usually, your eyes blink. Come on, don't get shy! There we go. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
They just get on with that. Best not to think about it all, really. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Blood, where's it coming from? Same thing when you're on a plane, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
best not to think about how it stays up, it just does. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
So, blood, that's one reason why I would never be a doctor and a pilot. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Every year, half a million people | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
attend the Accident and Emergency Department | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
because of sporting injuries. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
Sporting injuries. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Ah, if I had an injury for every time I played sports | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
I would have...zero injuries. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
I did do a triple jump once - three jumps is too many jumps. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
I won't go into too much detail about the injury, | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
but on the second jump, I noticed my shoelace was undone. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
First jump was lovely, that was, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
"Oh, he's jumped, he's done a lovely first jump. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
"If he does two more jumps, this'll be a lovely triple jump. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
"Three jumps up there, lovely." | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Second jump was sort of just, "Oh, I'm on the floor." | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Third jump... "I'm asleep on the floor, I'm just laying now." | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Dr Chris tries to help lots of people out on Operation Ouch | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
by trying to give people answers to their medical mysteries. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
What's the diagnosis, doc? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
Right, this sounds like a classic case of... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Easy for you to say! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
Just from that, it seems maybe being a doctor isn't that hard, | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
if it's just making up long sentences. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
"I've got a bruise on my arm, Doctor." "Ah, that's..." | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
"OK. I mean, you're not helping me out, Dr Chris. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
"You're just saying what I have and where I have it." | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
"What?! That's just... | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
"That's too real, Dr Chris! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
"The bruise will go, but will the humiliation?" | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Yeah, you will probably have that for the rest of your life. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
"OK... Good, thank you." | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
He's always trying to hog the limelight, that one. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
But waiting in the wings and eager to steal the show is you lot, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
our 15 second fans. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Hi, CBBC. I chose Got What It Takes | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
because it's an amazing show where really talented singers go on. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
I really like it, so, yeah! Cracking. Next! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
My favourite show would have to be The Next Step because it has | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
lots of drama and action | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
and I wish season four would come up quicker. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
And also I like Wolfblood, even though it's on hold | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
for a new series. But I still quite like it. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
I hope Maddy comes back. Brilliant! Another! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
I like Blue Peter because I love that they have special guests | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
and I also really like that they do challenges, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
I really enjoy watching it. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Get in! My favourite CBBC show is The CBBC Official Chart Show. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:52 | |
This is my favourite show because they always show the number one hits | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
of the week and they show you famous people that come in and sing. | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
Bye! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
Excellent vloggage, my friends! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
If you want to join our barmy army of 15 second fans, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
just film your wonderful self chatting away about all things CBBC | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
and head to the Whoops web page to upload it. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
Now, ever wondered what would happen if we mashed up Eve | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
and Absolute Genius? No? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Me neither, but we're going to show it to you anyway. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Play the tape, tape man! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
Is it, er, on? I don't know. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
Hello. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
I am Eve. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Hello, Eve. We're THE Dick and Dom, you know. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Dick and Dom, a children's comic double act | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
consisting of Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
So, Eve, you're an advanced example of artificial intelligence. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Tell us about yourself. I am an artificial human. Yes. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
I am the world's first fully sentient artificial person, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
also known as... Whoa, whoa, slow down, slow down there. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
Now, can you tell us a bit about how you were born - I mean, made? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
No, no, built, how were you built? I was developed, designed | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
and created by scientist Mary Douglas... | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
also known as my mother. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
What about emotions? You know, feelings? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Emotions. Yes. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
A strong feeling derived from a circumstance, mood or relationship. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
While I am programmed to engage with my surroundings, | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
I do not feel exactly the same way that a real human girl would. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
So this isn't annoying, huh? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Annoyed. To feel irritated or agitated. No, I do not feel annoyed. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
What about now? No. What about now? Still no. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Will you stop it? Stop it! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Stop, just stop it! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
My sensors detect that Dominic is feeling agitated. No, I am not! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
Now we've got to know Eve, let's see what she can actually do. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
Yes, it's man versus machine. Human versus robot. | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
Skeleton versus... carbon...nanotubes. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Dick and Dom versus Eve. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
Dom, you're going first against Eve. Ready? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
764 times 1,055, | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
divide by three, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
plus 22 equals... | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
268,695.333333333... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:25 | |
3. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
Your turn! What is the capital of...Venezuela? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
Caracas, founded 1567, population five million. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
We'll never win this, she's got the whole internet in her head. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
We need to do a different challenge. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Something that we're really good at that she can't do. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Got it. What? Telly presenting. Right, yeah! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
See if you can telly present better than us. Ready? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
PERFECT DICK AND DOM VOICE: Hi, we are Dick and Dom. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
And this is Absolute Genius. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Come on, we're leaving. And you! Wait! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
I haven't shown you how I can remove my hand yet. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
In what show do you manage to get jet skiing, chainsaw juggling | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
and popping water balloons with your head? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
And it's gone from disaster to catastrophe for Cherry! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
And women throwing men around? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Wow, this is tenuous, even for us. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
I didn't even know there was a record for that. Hm. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Ha! Maybe I could have a chance at this. Ha! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Hang on a second. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
When someone says world records to me, I think of memory games | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
or how many sticky notes you can put on your face. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Come on, we've all done that. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Ahem. I'll be honest, I wasn't quite expecting something quite this epic. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
'This aquabike weighs around 150 kilos.' | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Nothing quite beats the intensity of dice ordering with | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Mr Cherry, Ray and Steve. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
Dice ordering. Is that what you call it? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
'He started with number one and he's working his way up to six. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
'Fascinating tactics.' | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Look at the concentration on everyone's faces. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
If you had that much concentration in all situations involving | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
a dice, board games would be very different. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Yes! Passing Go and collecting ?200. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
And just when you thought all this record-breaking was nice | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
and safe, Space Cowboy proves you wrong. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
'And he's off.' Yes! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
'Two catches and still two hands attached.' | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
I don't know how he keeps his balance and does that. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
I find just making sure I don't walk into things quite difficult. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I stubbed my toe again. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
How do you get into that? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Hey, Dad, am I OK to borrow your unicycle? Awesome. Cool. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Nothing much. I've just got to now find a chainsaw to juggle on it. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
See you later. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
I'm actually very excited to see what the next episode's | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
records will be. How dangerous will it get? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
What colour will Mr Cherry's leggings be? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
And the biggest question of all, can I take part? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Yes? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
# My name's Amelia and I can rap | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
# Rap is so good I deserve a nap | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
# We're here on Whoops I Missed The Bus | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
# So you may as well call me... | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
# ..Russ? # | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
# The time is now 4 o'clock. # | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
And what's a better way to start a vlog about a brand-new | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
4 O'Clock Club than... A lip-sync battle. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
# I don't know | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
# I don't know | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
# I don't know. # | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
Oh... MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
OK, we can't rap and we can't lip-sync. Shall we move on? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
I have a confession to make. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
You ate another packet of digestives despite the fact you hate them? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Eugh! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
No, my confession is that I watch 4 O'Clock Club | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
but I watch it at five o'clock on iPlayer. Is that bad? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Not as bad as making a rubbish impression | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
when you first start school. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
What? In the wise words of Amber... | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Who we get labelled as today is who we are for the next five years. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Oh, so that's why I was called "Long Pants" at school. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
I'm not even going to ask. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
According to Isaac, girls are like... | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Just roll over wanting their bellies tickled. Who does that? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
That doesn't sound right, Amelia. I think he's going on about a d... | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Tickle me! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Never mind. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
# So it's the end of the episode I thought it was pretty great | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
# I loved it so much I'm going to tell my mates | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
# What I've learnt from this that I'm a rapper | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
# So good that I could be a napper. # | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
And that's why you're not in the 4 O'Clock Club, Amelia. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
That's why. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
They chirp on like a pair of gossiping birds, them two. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Which takes me nicely to our next feature - talking animals. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
It's time for... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
'Right I've just been for my blow-dry | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
'and I've got a manicure booked in later. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
'What's that? You can't give me a lift. But I've paid for it. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
'Oh, my days. What am I going to do? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
'Pass us the biscuits. I'll stay in and watch The Next Step then.' | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
'I can't quite move. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
'If someone could just tilt the tablet a little more to the left. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
'No, not the camera, the tablet.' | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
'Do you think my breath smells?' | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
'Sh! I'm trying to watch Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature.' | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
'Yeah, but does it? I've just eaten a load of lettuce.' | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
'I don't know. Be quiet. It's really good, this bit.' | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
'For goodness' sake! You're a nightmare, not me.' | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
'What have I told you about those striped pyjama bottoms? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:28 | |
'They're so distracting when I'm trying to watch the telly. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
'They make my eyes go funny. Can you move out of the way?' | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
That was purr-fect. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
If your pet was born for the bright lights of showbusiness | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
just record them watching CBBC | 0:11:42 | 0:11:43 | |
and send it in | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
via the Whoops web page. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
What you thinking, pet? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
Now, I know what you're thinking. How could we possibly | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
pick the best bits of this week's CBBC when it's all so good? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
We've achieved the impossible and done just that. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
Enjoy. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
SIREN BLARES | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Go, go, go. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Mark, be very careful. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:13 | |
Get yourself under the stairs into that cupboard. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
He's in. Nice work. Nice work. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
'In Your House is go. Mission number one.' | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
Surrounding you are many coats. I want you to try on two coats. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
He's taking his bag off. He's taking the bag off. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
'That's it. Take the bag off slowly, quietly. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
'Hurry up because he's right next door.' | 0:12:38 | 0:12:43 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
Nearly there. One last nudge over the shoulders. Nice. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:50 | |
That's a lovely looking coat. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Aviators, stand by. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
'Aviators launch in three, two, one.' | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
'That's it. The command is given. We're underway. Very simple, this. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
'Just lance five balloons. Easier said than done. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
'Two in a row. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
'My goodness. Let's have a look at that again. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
'Onboard camera. Come on, Ruby. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
'Starting to lose her cool a little bit. Dad Lloyd's got a job here. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
'Nice work.' | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
I don't like this. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
You've got 20 seconds now to pop as many balloons as you can. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
The winner who pops the most balloons in 20 seconds wins. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
The loser, however, gets a pie in the face and neck, | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
probably hair as well. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:10 | |
Your time begins now. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
Pop those balloons. Pop them. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Yes! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Stop! Whoa! Whoa! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
Argh! It's a fix. Oh, come on. Stop. Your time is up. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
I can reveal that Karim Zeroual, the actor and presenter, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
won that challenge. Thank you. I love you lot. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
He won it. You look a lot better than me. Don't! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Ben Shires, a pie in the face. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
Do you want to take them off? This is the moment | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
we've all been waiting for. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
This is officially amazing for me. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Doesn't time fly? So will this bus if I'm not careful. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Anything you've missed is available on the CBBC iPlayer | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
so there's no excuse. There it is. Good job I've not got my heels on. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
Wait up! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 |