Episode 43 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Stop right there and hold your horses, partner!

We're here to whisk you away on a journey like no other.

It's Whoops I Missed The Bus!

We've got a Wolfblood exclusive!

This is one of my favourite scenes of the whole series.

What's Dodge T Dog up to now?

Will I be even more famous than I am now?

And can someone explain this to me?

Hey, what are you doing, Emily? Get off!

Now, they've watched more CBBC than me and you have had hot dinners

and they're at it again this week, it's Myles and Laura!

Have you thought about changing it up a bit?

Like Whoops I Missed The Train or Whoops I Missed The Hoverboard?

Why is it always bus?

He's cooler than a cucumber and can work the camera

like a Hollywood A-lister on a budget.

It's marvellous Myles!

The Dumping Ground.

Paused for too long there.

I really like The Dumping Ground from how it's shot

and how it mixes, like, drama, dramatic stuff and funny things.

It's a good balance.

There's some light-hearted comedy and then some serious drama.

It's mixing it up, I like a good mix.

This week May-Li decides to take the guys out on a trip,

which couldn't possibly go wrong.

Until it possibly does go wrong immediately

with a flat tyre.

INDISTINCT SHOUTS CAR SCREECHES

What was that noise?

It's only flat at the bottom.

I should never have suggested this.

I feel like Kazima a lot of the time.

"Myles, why don't we go camping? It's starting to rain."

I should never have suggested this.

"Myles, why did you choose this film to watch? It's rubbish."

I should never have suggested this.

"Myles, stop getting CBBC to play the same Dumping Ground clip

"over and over again."

I should never have suggested this. No, you shouldn't of.

Do you have any signal? Cos none of us do.

OK, um...

I could walk down that lane... No, no, no, don't worry. I'll do it.

Flat tyre and no signal.

I don't know why I feel like I'm going to start rapping.

# Flat tyre and no signal It's The Dumping Ground. #

Stick to the vlogs, won't start the rapping career just yet.

Flat tyre and no signal. How would they deal with this problem

100 years ago when phones didn't exist?

You couldn't just call someone up.

But there were no flat tyres because minibuses weren't around

100 years ago and they had horses, anyway.

You can't get a flat tyre on a horse.

So, as May-Li just said, before I just started talking about horses

for maybe too long, she's going to have to walk down the road

to get a signal. Sometimes people just hold their phone up sometimes.

"Oh, there's no signal. I'll just hold it up."

How much difference of signal is it going to be from here to this?

"No signal... Oh, I'm getting loads of it!"

She's going to go down the road and do that and hopefully

Dumping Ground will be saved.

Again, you won't have had that problem 100 years ago with a horse.

Can't hold a horse up to get a better signal.

Horse would be like, "What you doing?"

All I'm saying is that I think I'd really like a horse character

in The Dumping Ground.

Just a horse walking round the house. Horse in the House.

And if it gets out of hand then... I should never have suggested this.

PRESENTER: Joining the vlogging gang and next under the spotlight

is our 15-second fans, by Jove!

On your marks, get set, vlog!

My favourite show on CBBC is Kick About

because I love football and I love the fact that there's a show

about it. Lovely work.

My favourite show on CBBC is The Next Step

because it's really fun, it's action-packed,

there's lots of drama and there was a movie this half-term.

And it's really fun, I always watch it on Fridays

and I can't wait for season four.

Brilliant! On to the next one.

I love The Dengineers cos they build amazing dens

and also I love Whoops I Missed The Bus.

Nice one!

My favourite show on CBBC has to be the Junior Bake Off

because it's really fun and entertaining.

My hobby is baking myself and I try to inspire people to get into it,

so, everybody out there, keep baking!

Lovely jubbly!

And we want more of the same, so keep them rolling in!

Just record a vlog of yourself nattering away about CBBC

and upload it to the Whoops web page.

Now, have you enjoyed All Over The Workplace?

Of course you have! Alex Riley's great!

But what happens when Dodge starts presenting it?

Well, it gets less great.

Hello, Maggie Oda...

Maggie Aba...

HE JIBBERS NONSENSE

Do you mind if I just call you Maggie?

Hell, Dodge, of course you can.

Aw, thanks, Maggie!

Now, I've been sent here by Alex Riley because

he's not a very good TV presenter and they don't trust him,

so he wants me to be here to talk to you about being a psychic!

A psychic? Yeah. Now, first off, can you please tell me -

will I be presenting series two of All Over The Workplace

all on my own? And will I be even more famous than I am now?

And will I live in a gold kennel?

Dodge, stop! I'm not a psychic, I'm a physicist.

Oh, he's given me duff information!

I told you he was terrible! Oh, no!

But can you still look into the future and that?

No, no. As a physicist, I study the universe,

so out in space and the tiniest particles known to people.

I got the physics bug, or the science bug, when I was really young

because I used to watch a cartoon programme called The Clangers.

I know The Clangers! The little pink things that go...

HE WHISTLES

I love The Clangers

and because they lived out in space, I wanted to go and visit them.

And then also I heard about people going into space,

like Neil Armstrong landing on the moon

and people like Yuri Gagarin going up there,

and so I wanted to get into space.

And so, I realised that the people who put people into space

were the physicists and the scientists.

So, I decided that's what I wanted to be.

And did you ever get to meet the Clangers?

I did, and they actually looked up and said, "Hello, Maggie!"

I cried. Should have got their autographs!

Maybe just a paw print. Yes!

Now, listen, one of my greatest heroes was Laika, the Russian dog

who was the first animal in space, and I think I'd make a great

space dog too, Maggie.

I'll get my people to talk to NASA.

Actually, it's the Russians that sent up Laika

and also, I don't know how to tell you, but he didn't actually

come back.

Maybe, on second thoughts, I'll...

I'll hold off.

I think that's a good idea. I'm better off on TV anyway.

Yeah, CBBC wouldn't be the same without me!

Oh, that's so true, that's so true!

You agree, don't you? I do. Thanks for that, appreciate that.

Introducing a show that makes even my surprised voice

sound really, really deep.

Oh, no!

It's Diddy TV!

And I can't really think of the right word to describe this show.

No!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

It's unique.

SIREN BLARES

Woo-ee!

Unusual, interesting?

It's just a bit weird, let's be honest.

Weird, but in a good way. I've said it now.

After watching the show, I think I've worked out the magic solution

to becoming a Diddy TV star.

I need a giant head and a squeaky voice.

Now's not the best time to talk, Mother!

And padding out my head with hats and scarves

didn't quite work.

And there.

No?

But I have the answer. Diddy TV, get ready for this.

SQUEAKY VOICE: Yeah?

Oh, no, I haven't worked out how to turn myself back yet.

I'm going to look a bit silly later.

But to be fair, I've learnt a lot from this show.

Firstly, cheese jokes don't work

unless you're very DAIRY-ing!

Daring, dairy?

Nope, OK.

Stop the cheese jokes.

I camembert them!

OK, I'll stop.

I'm a lot like cheddar cheese

because I'm mature and tasty.

What kind of cheese are you like and why?

Stupid question. Shove off!

I also learnt, when in doubt, answer, "Bogies."

I mean, bogies!

What is the name of the metal framework that houses

the wheels of a train?

Bogey!

Correct.

And I hope that Dick and Dom are never my doctors!

Ooh-ya!

But I do find the musical parts very calming.

Hit it, Dom!

# I sit and wait

# Does an angel

# Contemplate my fate?

# Do they know

# The places where we go

# When we're grey and old?

# And through it all... # MUSIC STOPS, CRASH

No!

Moo! Aah!

Well, I wasn't expecting that.

So, I thought what better way to end this vlog than recreate

my own Whoops I Missed The Bus Diddy TV Special? Come on, Myles!

SQUEAKY VOICE: No, Laura, I'm not really happy about this.

What have you done to my lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely voice?

I Diddy TV-ised us.

I've got to record a vlog in a minute.

How am I ever going to be taken seriously again?

All right, all right, I'll turn us back to normal.

You don't know how to reverse it, do you?

Nope. Great.

Great.

BOTH: Hello, Whoops I Missed The Bus!

It's Leona here and Gabrielle.

AKA, Jana and Katrina from Wolfblood. Yay!

So we're about to watch an exclusive episode

of the brand-new series of Wolfblood.

That's really exciting. Mm-hm. Do you want to press play?

I certainly will. Ready for this? Yeah.

# I'm running with the wolves. #

HOWLING

Ah, this is one my favourite scenes of the whole series.

Breaking into the animal park!

Great, so we save the day, but yet we get punished for it.

I told you to wait!

What did you want to ask me?

I literally ate about eight bacon sandwiches as well.

Did you film this, like, just before lunch as well?

Yeah, so I didn't have to have lunch that day.

This is Mai Lin, your new flatmate.

Hi. Hi.

It was our second day of filming, I think.

Was it? Yeah.

Oh, OK.

What's this?

Mai Lin's happy to take the flat unseen.

She can move in straightaway.

I think he, like, kisses me goodbye,

and I just couldn't do it.

I was just laughing the whole time.

You're the boss of the caff.

He does like a really bad impression of something.

"I am the law."

I don't even know what you're doing there, Dad.

Crack up!

'Let me do the talking.'

It's Selina.

New character.

Hey, Selina, how's it going?

What do you want, TJ? Ooh.

Feigning.

I used to bully you last year.

Tried to bully me.

I love their chemistry in this scene.

It's really cute.

I don't think this is the right environment for me.

What have you done? I painted the room. What have you done?

She wanted it painted so I painted it for her. You've ruined her stuff!

I kind of ruined it.

She gets so upset here. It's really heartbreaking.

Your dad was wrong. You don't need a flatmate,

you need a friend and...

..probably some other kind of help.

Oh!

It's really harsh. I take responsibility for this.

Responsibility?

You're all over the internet again.

It's not... I don't want to hear another word out of you.

We've found a witness to the fire.

It was absolutely boiling this day.

We've got all these layers on, all of us. We're all sweating.

It was September, but it was absolutely boiling.

Say something. Oh, there's nothing she can say.

She knows I'm right.

No.

The sun was right behind Michelle's head.

Every time I looked at her, I was like...

Do you need somewhere to live?

Um... How do you feel about...

Tunisian sandcastles.

And then we live together! Aww.

Yay!

So, there you go.

I hope you enjoyed us watching Wolfblood for the very first time.

Yeah, and I hope you watch it too, cos it is really good.

Yeah.

BOTH: Bye!

Aaa-ooh! I love me some Wolfblood!

And they're not the only half-human, half-animal types you see.

Your pets seem to be at it too!

It's time for...

How much food can I store in my mouth whilst watching So Awkward

on my widescreen telly?

It's like an Officially Amazing challenge,

especially for hamsters!

Hey, what you doing, Emily? Get off!

You've ruined this! Oh, I'll have to start again now!

Right, you be Paloma Faith

and I'll be Boy George.

We're not playing The Voice again.

It's Got What It Takes!

Oh, you're not allowed to have a sneak peek!

That's-a cheatin'!

Listen, I'm not playing. Now, where's the cat food?

These parents never learn.

Who let kids plan their wedding, eh?

What about rabbits planning a wedding?

Now, that's a TV show.

Carrots and lettuce for lunch, snuggles from Isla

for the entertainment and a hop, skip and jump for the transport.

Wait, I can't quite see!

What is it, Amelia? The Next Step?

Hang on, let me just...

Oh, there we are.

Seen this before, series one, ep 24. Price Tag. Hmm.

When's series four coming?

PRESENTER: Ooh, they're getting a bit lippy, them lot, aren't they?

If your furry friend is a right chatterbox,

just record them watching CBBC and upload it

to the Whoops web page.

What you thinking, pet?

Right, we've trawled through the archives

and searched above and beyond

to bring you the creme de la creme

of this week's CBBC.

Oh, I don't mind if I do.

Good morning!

Have you seen this place?!

It's incredible!

I absolutely love it!

Karim here, reporting for duty at brand-new CBBC HQ! Yeah!

Oh, it's incredible, Dodge, don't you love it?

Come on, let's go and have a look round.

Let's give you a little tour. Come over here.

We still have our bookshelf and some of our favourite shows,

don't we, Dodge? Oh, yeah!

Of course we have our beloved poetry. Nothing has changed there.

We still want your drawings, your pictures, your poetry,

everything you want. I want a drawing of me!

Down under the second hurdle!

Oh, goodness me!

Good man.

That was about two millimetres away from hitting the bar.

Now, to the pillars of precision.

Here we go.

Metre and a half wide, this drone.

Push the pillar, push the post.

Ooh! Oh, my goodness me.

He's through.

This is good. This is a good time.

It is a good time, Will.

In fact, it's a great time!

'Over 200 people have come to the studio to hear me sing.'

How are you, Persia?

I'm all right. All set? Petrified.

Don't be. Listen, it's the same as always. It's only music.

You can relax. I've got you all the way.

APPLAUSE

MUSIC: Panis Angelicus

'Despite the fact it's dark, conditions are perfect.

'There's not a breath of wind in the air

'and I can feel myself really pushing through the water.'

How are you feeling?

Yeah, I'm OK. I'm calm.

Brilliant, Lindsey!

Fantastic!

'I'm feeling really strong.'

She is absolutely flying.

'I've now covered four miles and I'm starting to find my rhythm.'

Another week, another stonking jam-packed

Whoops I Missed The Bus!

But don't forget, you can catch up on anything via the CBBC iPlayer.

Oh, there goes that bus again.

Fire up the jet pack, Mum!

I'm out of here!