Episode 44 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Get your gladrags on and your tickets at the ready,

because you are invited to the best party in all of television.

It's Whoops I Missed The Bus, baby!

Introducing our brand-new vlogger, it's Rhys.

GROWLING VOICE: Wolfblood.

Awooo!

Dodge is causing mayhem yet again.

GET OUT OF MY BED! Whoa!

And find out what your pets are really thinking.

Libby has no idea how busy I am.

Top of the bill and hosting this week's extravaganza

is our perfect pairing of vloggers, Myles and Laura.

Last night, I dreamt I was performing a Got What It Takes song

at Internationals with Sam and Mark as judges.

I think I watch too much TV!

First down the red carpet and eager to get this partay started

is Mr VIP himself, it's our Myles.

The Deep is an action-packed show

where a family of sea-exploring adventurers

get up to all sorts of wild things.

TORTOISES CHIRP AND MOAN

Maybe we should give them some time to get to know each other.

That is an action-packed scene where two tortoises

are reunited on a beach in a fun way that only The Deep could offer.

I mean, I think that probably is my favourite

"two tortoises reunited on a beach" scene

from anything I've seen.

That tortoise scene is because the guys on The Deep saved them.

They rescued some tortoises

and then they let the tortoises free in the wild.

"Goodbye, tortoises, we love you."

But then...

Accessing satellite relays.

I don't know how, but the signal is 850km away.

That signal is the signal that's tracking where Jim the tortoise is.

And I don't know much about...

..anything.

But for tortoises, 850km?

That seems too fast for a tortoise for me.

Pace-wise, 850km, walking, running - do tortoises run? -

that is too quick a pace for a tortoise to have. I'm worried.

There's no way Jim can move that fast. Not by himself.

Unless...

No.

Rocket-powered tortoises?

HEAVY METAL PLAYS

Because The Deep family are like heroes,

they're not just going to leave... "Oh, we lost the tortoise?

"Let's just swim away from that problem."

You know, they go look for him.

On their search to find Jim the tortoise,

the bump into this weird-looking ship underwater.

Greetings. My name is Sebastian Conger.

Don't be nice to him. He's evil. Already, I can tell.

No person who's not evil has a base underwater

and answers a phone call with...

Greetings. "Greetings."

Are you evil? Just, like, say, "Hello, you all right?"

After watching The Deep, I've noticed a theme.

And, no, it isn't the theme that just...

"Oh, there's always water everywhere."

I think people are messing with the Nektons

so they can never go out and explore and enjoy the sea.

Without fail, there's just people who are always distracting them,

kidnapping them - that's a big distraction.

You won't be leaving quite yet.

BOOP!

Whaa! Whoa! Oof!

Sometimes, I'm watching and I just want them to realise

that, you know, the sea isn't always the safest place.

Sometimes, the sea can be dangerous.

This place isn't safe.

Come on, let's go.

OK, good, there we go. Only after about eight episodes,

after all the sea creatures and pirates they've encountered,

they realise maybe this isn't the best place

to be having a holiday with the family.

Yeah, but there is tortoises.

HEAVY METAL PLAYS

What a tortoise!

Good vlogging, sir.

And, as ever, it's over to you lot, our 15-Second Fans,

to tell us what you're loving about CBBC this week. Take it away, chums.

My favourite show is The Next Step.

Because it's full of drama, dancing...

And I have a passion for dancing.

And if I ever had an opportunity to go to Regionals or Nationals,

I would definitely take the chance like them.

Nice work.

BOTH: We love CBBC.

And our favourite programme is The Dog Ate My Homework.

Whoo! Well done.

My favourite shows are Blue Peter, because there's so many makes to do,

and Wolf...

and Wolfblood, because you never know what's going to happen next.

Nice one!

My favourite show is Whoops I Missed The Bus

because it's full of excitement.

I also love Myles.

Thank you, bye!

Cheers for that, chums. Great work.

If you want to join in all the fun yourself,

just record a 15-second vlog about your favourite CBBC show

and upload it to the Whoops webpage.

Now, I know that you lot love a bit of Wolfblood,

so I sent that not-so-scary but very hairy dog of ours

to meet the pack himself.

Take it away, young Dodge.

Arooooooooooo!

Oh, I'm just trying to perfect my brand-new...

KLAXON

..Wolfblood howl, baby.

Because today I'm visiting the brand-new...

KLAXON Ha-ha-ha!

..series of CBBC's hit drama, Wolfblood.

# I'm running with the wolves... #

The wolfbloods have moved to the city.

There's new characters, new stories and new sets.

Hang on, this isn't the Kafe.

I mean, it is - it looks like it - but it isn't. It's different. Oh!

BELL PINGS What's going on?!

This IS the Kafe, but it's got a brand-new look for series four.

KLAXON Oh, thanks. Brilliant.

Hey, with so much new Wolfblood stuff going on,

I've been working on a brand-new wolfy howl.

Would you like to hear it? Yeah. Go on, then.

Ahem.

Aroo-ick-er-urk-ooh...

Oh, he's so cute. Isn't it cute?

You're like a fluffy furball!

I'm not cute! I'm not fluffy! I'm not a furball!

Right, that's it. I'm going upstairs.

Which way's upstairs? That way.

Thank you! Hmph!

Wow, this is another brand-new set. KLAXON

And it looks just like a real flat.

It's got a kitchen, it's got a living room.

Ooh, and a bedroom.

HE YAWNS

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can't believe it, you're brilliant. Oh, just...

Your fantastic.

Dodge! Dodge! What are you doing in my bed?!

You're getting dog hairs everywhere. Never mind all that.

What do you think of my new Wolfblood howl?

Aroo-oo-ee-urgh!

Dodge, if I had one piece of advice for you, it would be this -

GET OUT OF MY BED! Whoa!

Er, Dodge, what are you doing down here?

This place is top secret.

All right, all right, calm yourself down.

Will you please listen to my brand-new Wolfblood howl?

Mm, maybe. But you do know

there's only one proper place to do that? Really? Mm-hm.

Ha-ha!

Aroo-uck-ee-ee....

Oh. I think I, er...

Hmm. You know, it's OK.

But, for me, it's all about the eyes and the teeth. Eyes and teeth?

Shall I go? Eyes and teeth. Yeah, show me, show me. All right, OK.

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wow. All right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I...

I just don't think I'm cut out for all this wolfy business.

I'll leave it to you

and the brand-new wolfbloods... KLAXON

Stop that noise! I don't need that noise in my life.

I've got to go, I'm sorry. I've had enough of this.

I have two new heroes.

No, it's not Sam and Mark or Dick and Dom or Hacker and Dodge.

Right, I'm just going to tell you.

My new heroes are Natasha and Joe from last week's My Life.

The elephants are treated really badly.

They're forced to gives rides to people and do unnatural things.

So my family has been raising money to help Bae Fern and her mum.

Yes, this week's episode was all about elephants -

saving them and giving them their freedom, in fact.

And, despite looking like fun,

it was not an easy journey for Natasha and Joe.

And it looks likely elephants can't wait to get going.

They're off and, for the next week and 83 miles,

wherever they go, we'll follow.

83 miles?!

SQUEAKY: 83 miles!

Bae Fern's only got little legs, so the male elephant,

it keeps going up behind her and pushing her.

THEY LAUGH

Wish you'd do that to me. OK, hold on.

What was so wonderful is seeing how everyone comes together

to really make a change to these elephants' lives.

They're kept in horrible conditions before the rescue,

but Natasha and Joe don't let anything get in the way

of reaching their goal.

And their journey is definitely not without some trials.

In the forest, there are creepy-crawlies

almost as big as Bae Fern.

What even is that?!

I think it's time to call Steve Backshall and find out.

Hey, Steve. Who is this?

It's Laura. I'm sending you a photo.

I need to find out what type of spider it is.

Laura, it's Myles.

Myles is its name? How strange.

I must remember to tell him he's got a spider named after him.

Bet he'll be so happy when he finds out.

On the trek, we get to sleep in covered hammocks,

which are like tents that we hang from the trees.

Now, sleeping in hammocks is trickier than it looks.

I've had some experience of this, and it didn't end well.

Ow.

Not only did Natasha and Joe

have their first experience in the forest,

but the elephants have some first experiences of their own

after all that time in captivity.

This is her first swim in the wild.

What is so amazing is Natasha and Joe

don't let their motivation slide.

It's a fantastic example of people doing something amazing,

despite being in tough conditions.

When I'm, like, hurting or tired, I just look at those elephants

and I remember why we're doing it and why it's so important,

and then I feel motivated to carry on.

My Life is a show that celebrates everything

that's great about you and you and you and you.

You've all got something amazing in you.

So I think this calls for a party. Let's go.

MUSIC: Come Get It Bae by Pharrell Williams

This counts as a party, right?

So, Wolfblood!

Ha-ha-ha!

Wait, why am I doing a Dracula impression for Wolfblood?

That makes no sense.

GROWLING: Wolfblood.

AROOOO!

Last week, we was introduced

to tough-as-nails wolfblood Selina Khan.

And when I say tough-as-nails, I mean...

Oof! I can see why TJ's so obsessed with her.

She thinks I'm just saying all this cos I fancy her.

Well, don't you?

Yes. I mean no. I mean...

Don't deny it, TJ.

You guys are perfect for each other.

Plus you're both wolfbloods, so you can have nice dates -

you set up a cute table and share spaghetti,

Lady And The Tramp style,

which actually makes a lot of sense since you're both kind of dogs.

Just be sure to stay on her good side, or else...

Hit! Hit, hit, hit!

Oof! I do not want to be the guy who forgets her birthday.

But all this got me thinking.

Selina's kind of like the new female superhero

we've all been waiting for.

I mean, she's got the attitude, the moves, the ability to go Beast Mode.

I mean, all she's missing now is a cool superhero name. But...

Fear not, for I have been pencilling down some ideas.

Wolfina. No.

Fangalicious.

No. No, no!

Fur...girl.

No, that's rubbish, that's rubbish.

Er, Selina Khan...!

No, that's her actual name.

The She-Wolf?

I know. Pretty cool, right?

In other news,

Jana seems to be hitting the hang of things over at Katrina's Kafe.

"Kaf-e"? "Ka-fe"?

Place where you drink koffee?

That's for you.

Whoa! Impressive!

While I was watching Wolfblood, I've realised something.

I mean, they're kind of like their own pets.

It makes the responsibility so much easier.

I mean, you walk yourself, you fetch own stick

and you don't have to worry about your mum nagging you

to feed your pet because the pet is you!

I mean, gosh...

wouldn't that be nice?

# Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?

# Then we wouldn't have to wait so long... #

Ahh!

Certainly be a lot more fun than the boring goldfish I have.

(I love you, Polo.)

Excellent vlogging there, Rhys.

It's lovely to have you and your pets on board.

Speaking of which, we've got loads of animals

who just can't get enough of CBBC.

It's time for...

Oh, The Dumping Ground can be heavy going at times.

What will happen to Mike? What about Bailey's mum?

Oh, the stress of it all! Holly, comfort me.

That's right, stoke my yellow scales.

Oh, that's better. Yeah.

Oh, there's so much to do today. I don't know how I'll fit it all in.

I have to walk to the kitchen for my lunch,

I have to chase my tail and bury my ball,

and I had to find out what happens at The Next Step.

Libby has no idea how busy I am.

Dragons - Defenders Of Berk?

Oh, they chose the wrong animal if you ask me.

Us dogs are terrific defenders.

Only yesterday, I protected Rebecca from a money spider

that had crawled too close. Want to know how I did it? Like this.

"Oh, please leave the house, tiny spider."

Oh, I love the pink colour, pink bedding, pink tablet, pink...

Oh, hang on. Her outfit's brown.

Oh, Delilah, get on the phone to the agent, pronto!

What a talented bunch of pets.

And if your furry friend is hungry for some airtime,

just film them watching CBBC and upload it to the Whoops webpage.

What Are You Thinking, Pet?

Now, we might be nearing the end - oh, yes -

but we're going out with a bang,

leaving you with the very best bits from the last week's telly.

Ee, by gum, it's a treat for the eyes.

# Let it go, let it go

# You'll never see me cry

# Here I stand

# In the light of day

# Let the storm rage on

# The cold never bothered me anyway. #

EXPLOSION

SCREAMING

I don't know whether I'm coming or going.

I mean, one minute I feel fine and the next minute,

just everything gets me down, like this strawberry milkshake.

I can't get the lid off, and they've put it on really tight and I...

Give it here. I can't get it off! Give it here.

There you go. Thank you.

So what Xand's got is really, really normal during puberty.

He's having a mood swing.

Now, lots and lots of different stuff can set off a mood swing,

but the underlying reason is the same for all of them -

it's to do with changes in hormone levels

that are happening in your body as you grow up.

PULSE WHOOSHES

Wait, what are those things?

Nanobots.

Tiny robots.

Yeah, I know what they are, but what are they doing inside of you?

They've been with me since before I was born.

Flowing through my system.

Fixing me.

Keeping me alive.

But they're machines?

Yeah.

And the EMP will wipe them out.

Yeah, I love trampolining. What's your favourite bit?

Going up or coming down again? Probably coming back down again.

Me too. I can trampoline. Watch this, Phoebe. Oh, no.

Careful, careful. BOING! BOING! BOING!

Careful!

Oh!

Oh! Get us down, quick, Tony!

There we are. We didn't expect that, did we, Cocker? No.

I got trapped on the Autocue hood,

if anyone's interested in technical terms.

I hate to be a party pooper, but the show's over, folks. Everybody out!

Don't forget, you can catch up on anything you've missed

via the CBBC iPlayer.

Speaking of which, someone stop that bus!

I've got to get home and re-watch The Next Step. All 90 episodes!