Episode 21 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Thy chariot awaits for our journey to CBBC land.

Please keep your limbs inside the carriage,

only squash the person next to you when absolutely necessary.

It's Whoops I Missed The Bus. What's got this lot scrambled?

# Berry can't challenge me, she's half-baked, of course. #

No way! Is that you on the TV?

I think it's great how CBBC is now on air till nine o'clock.

Myles is having a nightmare.

That's just the wind.

That's just more wind.

Nose plugs at the ready, because you're about to dive into an

Olympic-sized pool filled with CBBC gossip,

courtesy of our vloggers, Myles, Rhys, and Laura.

I'm ready. I'm a champion swimmer.

Belly flops, the doggy paddle,

and panicking when my toes can't touch the bottom are my speciality.

# He's tall, he's funny, he's positively sunny, it's Rhys!

# Do do do do, do do do... # Just take it away, sir!

Life's hard enough when you're live action, but a cartoon?

There are so many other factors to think about.

I don't know if I could do it.

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# No enemy in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination. #

As a kid, I used to think that being a cartoon was the coolest thing.

But after seeing Little Roy, I've realised that

being a cartoon isn't all it's cracked up to be.

So I've decided that this vlog would look into the ups and downs

of being a cartoon in a live action world.

Sneezing as a cartoon would be a lot messier.

Ah-choo!

You can be your own musical instrument.

JAZZ MUSIC

ROCK MUSIC

GUITAR STRING BREAKS

What the...?! Oh, man!

Great(!) Now I've got to tune it.

Everyone knows what you're thinking.

Who ate my cookie?

I don't know.

Rhys!

What?

Oh! You mean THAT cookie?

You did not make that clear.

There's a sound effect for everything you do.

Becky, stop! You're right. I AM full of music.

Maybe I can give a bit of it to you.

Sure, it seems cool at first,

but imagine having to deal with that in exams.

PENCIL SCRATCHES

Shh!

DING!

PENCIL SCRATCHES RHYS SNIFFS

Aaaargh!

Yeah.

Maybe I'll just stick to being real life big Rhys after all.

Oh! Real Life Big Rhys.

Eh, CBBC? There's a programme idea for you!

I bow down to thee, good man. Little Roy and Finn will be proud indeed.

Sticking to all things little and lively,

it's time we heard from our vloggers of the mini variety.

My favourite TV show is The Dumping Ground because all of them are

always up to mischief.

There's always a very dramatic moment in there

and Ryan and Tee and Carmen are my favourite characters.

Get in!

My favourite CBBC show is Hank Zipzer,

because he's just the funniest kid ever and I just really like

his personality and that's why I like Hank Zipzer.

Brilliant! On to the next one.

My favourite show is Marrying Mum and Dad because it's an

exciting wedding where the cake is five meters tall and your mum

is wearing a disco costume.

Nice one.

My two favourite programmes on CBBC are probably The Next Step

and Lost and Found because I love

drama and singing and dancing.

I also love The Dumping Ground and my favourite character's Tee.

And I think it's great how CBBC is now on air till nine o'clock. Bye!

Do you want to join in on the fun?

'Course you do! Then send us your very own 15-second vlog,

all about your favourite CBBC show,

through the Whoops web page.

It really is that easy.

And now, in preparation for The Great British Bake-Off finale,

check out this latest batch of good stuff.

It's fresh out the oven, just for you.

# Mary Berry, I'm such a beautiful person

# So fly the flag for me and my lovely desserts

# I've got the Berry in my name, I was born to bake

# An array of delightful cakes with fresh fruits on

# I've come a long way since my first crouton

# And nothing beats going home to the futon

# Switching on the telly, to see Mrs Berry

# Doing my thing with baking trays

# Inspired all of you to stop buying takeaways

# A star was born, and I'll never fade away

# My baking peers would be proud of my progress

# 70 cookbooks published - I know best

# Paul Hollywood, the name alone symbolises greatness

# High-octane entertainment

# The way I knead the dough, you need to know

# I can rise to any challenge once the heat is on

# I get making, motorcar racing

# I'm the Simon Cowell of baking # All kinds of flavours, man

# I walked in to applause at the cookbook awards

# Berry can't challenge me, she's half-baked, of course

# Well, at least I dress well, you won worst-dressed in GQ mag

# That's got to hurt

# Yes, well, my food sells, it flies off the shelves

# Your food smells and tastes really stale

# Doughnut Muffin

# Bakewell Crusty

# Tasteless loaf... Hey, that's cut deep!

# Three-tiered pie Well, your food's rotten

# Hey, careful, Berry Think you've got a soggy bottom

# Got a soggy bottom Got a soggy bottom. #

How dare you!

This episode of Naomi's Nightmares Of Nature

is a bit more scary than the others...

Welcome to my house of horrors. Do come in!

..because it's about nightmares in our very own homes.

That's not enough milk. More scary than that.

Look at that eight-legged monstrosity!

Argh, it's that scary! I feel sorry for the cameraman.

He's lying there, just trying to get some beautiful spider footage.

"Why's the spider coming over to say hello to me?"

He's just frozen there. He can't move, otherwise he'll ruin the shot.

You can't have bad spider shaky camera work.

He just has to stay there,

the spider slowly making its new home around him.

Tell my family I love them.

Sorry, I'm just going to get a close-up of you, Mr Spider.

You're doing fantastic work, Mr Spider, but I just want to

make you look lovely, so if you just work with me, we can get...

If you just slow down your little spider dance...

As I was filming that in the bath, a guy came in,

because our shower is broken.

It wasn't just a random man on the street.

"Hello, what are you doing here?" He was fixing the shower.

So, hopefully, that will be fixed soon.

This isn't really important to mention, is it, on CBBC?

Just updating you about our plumbing work now.

If the thoughts of spiders are still troubling you,

don't worry about the house - just go chill out in the garden.

Smell some beautiful flowers, see a lovely, lovely ladybird.

Nothing a ladybird can do will ever be horrible.

So, first of all, a ladybird begins its life as an egg...

and then out hatches a really tiny little larva.

They've got a big challenge to find something to eat,

so actually, they then eat their brothers and sisters, sometimes.

What?!

Aww. I mean, we've all felt like that, from time to time,

but you never actually do it. I'm scared of the garden now.

Just lovely little ladybirds, having a family dinner, literally.

Another way to reassure myself, whilst watching this,

was just to think, "But that's just that house, isn't it?

"Naomi's just found that one house where there's some weird

"things in it. Isn't it? Isn't there? Help. It's just that house.

"There's no nightmares in here.

"Are there?"

That's just the wind.

That's just more wind.

That... KNOCKING

That... That knocking's coming from me.

CREAKING Hello.

CREAKING

Naomi should do the next episode about everything in my room.

I'll just get a lovely little spider close... Oh, hello, Spider.

You've become my friend.

I'm not going to tell you my favourite show of the week.

You're going to have to guess.

But it contains - wait for it - explosions!

Was that believable enough?

We have a blast finding out how

explosives revolutionised tunnelling.

And we'll get up close to the scariest drills since I last

went to the dentist.

Yes, Dick and Dom are back. Wait, did they actually go?

Er, I'm not sure,

but I feel like that's something people on the TV always say.

Enough of this conversation with, er, myself.

What scientific information and facts have I picked up this week?

Meet Fran, our scientist friend,

who can explain things in a way that even we can understand.

Yes! If anyone's going to explain something cool, scientific,

it's Fran.

It's really difficult to meet in the middle,

cos even very small differences when you start, as you go along,

they just get bigger and bigger and bigger, so you do end up missing.

If I was with Fran, I would ask her so many questions.

I mean, I probably wouldn't meet her in a field, like Dick and Dom.

I could think of better meet-up places.

I'm in the middle of a field, I can't find Fran,

and I'm being chased by a duck.

QUACK-QUACK Things can't get any worse!

THUNDERCLAP Next time, we're meeting in a cafe.

So, what Eupalinos did, was he walked around the mountain

to create a series of triangles, like the ones we've got here.

I'd ask her 100 questions. How old can someone really get?

What was the best ever dinosaur? How old did the best ever dinosaur get?

Why do we ask so many questions? Well, not me.

If anything, I'm not asking Fran enough questions.

So, what would happen if the sun disappeared?

OWL HOOTS LAUREN YAWNS

Really, though, what would happen?

Box of nitro-glycerine. What? Is that it?

Look, trust me. It's enough.

'This stuff is so powerful, we're going to use just one drop.'

We're going to hit it with a hammer. Ah. Is that it? Of course we are.

Well, one of you are going to hit it with a hammer.

Ooh, sounds fun!

Ready? Argh! I don't like it!

Oh, come on, Dom. Really?

Go on, just hit it. What do you mean, "Just hit it"?!

Oh, just hit it with the hammer!

BANG! Yikes!

LAUREN GASPS

'Just one little drop left Dom and I scampering like scaredy-cats.'

Dick and Dom, you scaredy-cats. You're putting CBBC to shame!

I bet in the olden days of telly,

they had really cool explosions, and nobody was scared.

And, hey, look, I found a video from 1952 of actual old CBBC.

I bet it has actual old explosions!

Oh, look, what is this nice little sailor hat and collar doing?

Of course, they're for the boat. You see, he's crossing the channel.

Right...

Looks like you're cutting open a safe. Come on! Is it perfect?

# All over France, and visit all the farms

# French carrots have such charms. #

Mmm.

Three, two, one...

Yes! Wow!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

One, two, three, go!

Oh, isn't it good?

OK, I was definitely wrong about that. CBBC has come a long way

in the coolness stakes since then.

Dick and Dom, stick to the cool explosions,

and in the meantime, I'm going to ask Fran another question.

Fran, how do I create real fire from nothing? Like this.

I still need to work on making these look believable, don't I?

What an absolutely genius vlog, but quick, take cover!

I can see an army of pets marching this way,

and they're chatting, as well!

Which can mean only one thing. It's time for What You Thinking, Pet?

Hmm, Jasper the cat is very comfy on his squishy orange beanbag.

See how I swish my tail in enjoyment.

Amelia says I'm the fluffiest wiffykins in all the land.

I deserve a kitty crown and a yummy biscuit.

Chop chop, Amelia, Jasper's tummy is awaiting!

It's so tense! Is Radzi going to make it?

I don't know how a human can balance on water with only two paws!

Oh, Radzi, where'd you go?

I've been told, on many an occasion, that I look rather like Eldon.

I think it's the way I style me hair.

Teach me the moves,

and I'd be in that A-Troupe before you can say,

"Eh? Is that a dog in A-Troupe?"

The team could do with a hairy cutie like me.

Cookie the cat here, The Next Step's biggest fan.

Yes, Sienna, I DO need to sit directly in front of the telly

to make sure I don't miss any details for me blog.

It's called Cats - Not Just A Musical, But A Way Of Life.

I've been rated three out of four purrs, don't you know?

My oh, my, what a cracking bunch of chatterboxes.

Do you have a rabbiting rabbit, or a nattering newt?

Then just record a 20-second clip of your beastly bestie watching

CBBC, and send it in to us through

the Whoops web page. Simples.

What You Thinking, Pet?

What's that? You'd like to see some super snippets from CBBC this week?

It must be all your birthdays at once,

rolled into a fantastic pocket-sized pressie, cos guess what?

Play the tape, Mum!

# I don't run from my imperfections

# I let my freak flag fly

# I'm leaving my own impressions

# Let me tell you why

# I've gotta do me

# Cos nobody does it better, yeah

# Nobody does it better, yeah. #

I called Henry in here to discuss his peer review, but instead,

I've been watching him finger-tut, for, like, 15 minutes.

I want to say something. It's just, I think I might be hypnotised.

Erm... Are you ready for your peer review?

Lay it on me. Great. OK.

So, your peer says that you are inscrutable, so, basically,

you're hard to read.

What do you take from that?

Well, in a way, the feedback seems kind of bad,

but in another almost equal way, it seems kind of good.

It's all situational, you know? Overall, it makes me want to smile.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Get it in a line, and just drive away from you.

Just drive away from you.

No! Farce are down!

Farce are down, and Alex is gutted, and Air Farce One is flipped.

The Flying Foxes take up their last brick, and whoa!

Hang on, there's a crash too! Now, this is interesting.

Does the crash void the second place? There's going to be

some head-scratching in the Air Marshal's office.

Actually, don't scratch your head with your rotors, Marshal.

That wouldn't be pretty.

What is sport? "What is sport?" Yeah.

Er, I've never had that question before.

Erm... That's what I do, cocker, that's what I do.

Did you win any gold medals?

Two. Two golds! This is a two-times gold medal Olympian. Hooray!

Not the face! I've got a photoshoot for Newsround.

And that's all we've got time for!

But get yourself over to the CBBC iPlayer

for loads of good stuff and tremendous LOLs.

Hang on, wait, no, don't go! I can't be late for tea tonight.

Uncle Les is visiting, and if I'm not there,

he's going to eat my blob of the trifle!

Oh, guess I'm stuck with the wafers again.