Episode 22 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Fasten your seatbelts because we're about to land at

Whoops I Missed The Bus airport.

Pop your tray in the upright position,

store all luggage in the overhead compartment and hold on tight.

Things are about to get bumpy. Passports, please.

ROBOT is this about?

This is so cool.

-Hey, can I charge my phone off you?

-BUZZER

Hey-up, what are you doing?

I'm sick of this place!

Oh, I'm sick of it!

And Laura is up to...

something.

Get out of my way!

Warning, warning, there are three suspects currently at large.

Charges include side-splitting humour and cracking too many jokes.

It's our vloggers, Tee Cee, Laura and Myles.

Knock-knock.

Knock-knock.

Come on, we've practised this earlier, why are showing me up now?

OMD, Next Steppers, stretch out those hamstrings

and point those pinkie toes

cos first up we're in for an education in the art of dance.

Take it away, Miss Tee Cee.

Woo! Things are really hotting up on the A-Troupe earlier this week.

The drama, the shadiness, the say what?!

My goodness, it was all so real.

Hey, Michelle, I just wanted to wish you good luck.

Oh, I'm going to destroy you, Piper. You have no idea.

Good luck, though.

I have never seen competition so fierce.

GROWLING

Well, until now.

Now, competition can be a good thing as long as it's healthy.

-CRUNCHING

-OK, really?

You need to stop interrupting my vlog now, it's not on.

And on the other hand, competition can get pretty sticky,

especially when it comes between friends.

How dope is it going to be when we both make the qualifier?

That would be so sick but, I mean, don't get your hopes up too much.

The qualifier is a group competition, not a solo.

OK, what are you getting at?

There'll probably be a lot of contemporary moves

and that's not exactly your strong suit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! OK, time-out.

-And now you're reaching for the soap.

-Soap.

And you bring the soap around.

Bring it around.

-And clean.

-And clean.

And now you're reaching for the shampoo.

Wow, I guess when you want to bring your A-game,

you'll do every and anything,

including practising how to reach for that shampoo.

I wonder what else would improve my dance moves?

And fluff the cushions.

And spread the blanket.

And reach for the remote control.

And it seems like maybe Michelle's being cold for a reason after all.

I did what I had to do to win.

And, Piper, you should've done the same thing.

What you did was wrong, Michelle.

What I did was not wrong.

You lied. You cheated.

What I did was not cheating.

It was a competition, I competed, you didn't.

Pfft, I mean...

You know why Riley lost the solo last year at Internationals?

Because another team stole her choreography.

You know, we could've just packed our bags and went home

but we didn't.

We pulled it together as a team which is what I'm trying to do,

I'm trying to make all of us stronger.

Well, I guess there was method in the meanness after all.

But, the good thing is,

I guess we can all take a valuable lesson away from this

and that's if the competition doesn't kill you,

-it can only make you stronger.

-EYE OF THE TIGER PLAYS

You just couldn't help yourself, could you? Why?

And the National Vlogging Champion is Tee Cee!

Good work. But halt! Who goes there?

You must be this week's 15 Seconds Fans!

Hi, my name's Gwen.

Hi, my name's Elin.

Hi, my name is Cadi!

I love Next Step.

I love the Official Chart Show.

I love Dengineers!

Lovely work.

Hello, Whoops I Missed The Bus.

My favourite television show on CBBC is The Dumping Ground

because I think there's so many adventures every single episode,

not one episode hasn't got drama in

and my favourite character was Johnny.

Nice work.

My favourite CBBC show has to be So Awkward

because it's very weird and awkward and I just love it.

And my favourite character has to be Jas

because she's weird, awkward and funny.

Brilliant!

My favourite CBBC show is...

The Next Step and Lost & Found Music Studios because...

And Blue Peter.

They're all about music and dance and I like that

and I like getting loads of badges and competitions in Blue Peter.

And I love Whoops I Missed The Bus.

There's only one word for your performance - outstanding!

And why not record your very own 15-second vlog

telling us what you love about CBBC

and send it in to us through the Whoops web page?

Now, you might've noticed something odd in CBBC HQ this week

in the form of a slightly robotic sounding presenter type chap.

And joining Karim was an actual robot!

Take a look at how it all began.

So, what do we do with these now?

We could make 1,000 origami swans out of 'em.

Yeah, but, Hacks, we're meant to be building a robot, I've...

I've got no idea how, though.

Oh, I'll sort this out.

I've got a friend who might just do the job.

Oh-ow!

VWORP-VWORP!

What...?

Hacks, look at that.

I don't believe it.

Mmm! Come on, bring the designs.

Hang on, then, Hacks!

Come on!

Wait for me, mate.

Ooh, this is fancy, isn't it?

Wow!

But, Hacks, what do we do now?

Do I literally have to do everything around here, Karim?

Just show the TARDIS the viewers' designs

and she'll know what to do next.

Hurry up, get 'em in there!

Right, let's get this thing started!

It's time to build a robot.

VWORP-VWORP!

Press the red button!

We've lost the WiFi now.

-I don't know what I'm doing.

-Fix your hair.

Has she made the robot?

WHIRRING

Oooh!

Karim, catch it!

Ahhh!

VWORP!

-BEEPING

-This is so cool!

-Hey, can I charge my phone off you?

-BUZZER

-Hey, can we keep him?

-I guess so.

I can't believe we actually made a robot, Hacks!

-I know!

-BEEPING

The new series of Eve is back and it opens with a bang,

if by a bang I mean a group of robo-children all speaking...

Oh, they're creepy, all speaking at the same time.

-ALL:

-Please go away.

Don't argue with them.

-Listen, poppet, we just need to...

-Please go away.

It's a little bit creepy.

Also, Eve has been working with her sister, Katie,

to try and make her like seem more of a human

but she refuses to follow Eve's instructions

and it turns out this is actually a good thing

cos she's thinking more for herself

and she's not just sort of being a mindless robot,

which sounds a bit rude cos she is a robot but...

Katie just refused to obey me.

Katie, listen to your sister, please.

No, this is a good thing.

I mean, now she's just going to get loads of praise for everything.

"Tidy your room, Katie."

"No."

"Oh, well done, that, no, that is, that is good.

"Could you help clean the dishes, though?"

"No, not really."

"No? Good, well done, you're making a lot of progress.

"Do you think this jumper's nice?" "Nah."

"That one wasn't even an instruction,

"that was purely an opinion so that's...

"I know you're doing this on purpose now."

It's tricky being a robot, I presume. I can only presume.

Zzzzt.

I've learned as well there are some things you have to be careful

saying to a robot.

You stretch your legs, I'll...

grab a coffee.

"Stretch your legs" to a robot,

they might stretch until they come off!

Stretch your legs, all right,

they just keep stretching until it's just like string now.

It's just putty. Got to be careful how you say things.

You're talking about how you're trying to

kill two birds with one stone by splitting the housework up.

"Right, I've done the dishes, have you done the hoovering?"

And they're just holding two dead birds.

Just do it all yourself, it's easier.

And even if you mean well, though, it can still backfire.

I have cut off the power to the traffic lights for a radius

of ten miles, this will gridlock the area,

traffic will build up and no ambulance will get through.

Eve stopped an ambulance from getting through

but also has inconvenienced thousands of other people

who are not related to this episode of TV

but are also now still in a panic.

Their days have been thrown off.

We're not seeing their chaos but they are sitting there just furious.

But it's fine, I'm sure this won't come up later as a problem.

-I need to get to the hospital.

-The roads are blocked, remember?

-What about the motorbike?

-Where's the motorbike?

Where's...? Where's the motorbike?

I'm going to have a guess and say it's on the moon for some reason

because Eve was trying to clear the garage up and,

"Oh, there's the motorbike here, don't know where to put this."

Fly up into space and just leave it on a rock.

I'm not having a go, she's trying her best.

I think I've found my brand-new favourite show.

Well, definitely one of my favourite shows,

there's a lot to choose from, Appsolute Genius,

Officially Amazing, Blue Peter, Danger Mouse, So Awkward...

-CLEARING THROAT

-Oh, got distracted, sorry.

Yes, I am deep into Rank The Prank which obviously involves pranks

plus tonnes of fun and a competition.

The hour of judgment is upon them.

I am very excited and...

-Anxious?

-Anxious, yes.

Which team will make it through?

If we win, I'll feel like a real pro.

And there's even a stunt actress.

I'm Devon Slack and my official title is stunt actress

but in the biz, they call us crash kids.

Maybe not, OK. They should, though, it sounds a lot cooler.

Crash kid, even better, I've always wanted to do stunts

but the closest I got is doing a roly-poly.

Oh.

Am I a crash kid now, please?

The best part of Rank The Prank for me

is the reactions of the prank victims. Check this out.

Oh! Oh, darn it. Oh, oh!

Oh!

And look at these faces.

Boom!

You know what, it's not even surprising

the victims have those reactions.

Team Prank 360 did an amazing job of convincing their friends

they had hidden chi to make objects move.

Making objects move sounds ridiculous.

Get out of my way!

Oh, no!

Ooh, ouch!

It's a good job the crash kids, AKA the stunt actors,

are trained to do this properly. What an amazing prank.

I'm going to come in and I'm going to fall on the ground

and then hopefully the target will come over and be concerned.

Now, I've just got to work out how to get trained as a crash kid

so I can prank people like that. It can't be too hard, right?

Is he going to hit me or not?

And I was like, "Oh."

Did he just jump over their heads?

An actual jump over their actual heads?

Maybe I better perfect my roly-poly

before I try anything more challenging.

Ow!

I definitely think vlogging is more my thing.

I rank that vlog pranktastic! Hats off to you, good lady.

Now then, are you ready for something brand-new?

Clear out the wax from your ears and open your eyes right wide-like

because we're about to play Guess Whom?

-Guest whom!

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Oi, bog off!

I never want to see you again.

I'm sick of this place!

Ooh, I'm sick of it!

Did you guess who it was, Cocker?

Oh, why don't you all just bog off?

Yes, that's right, it was Tracy Beaker.

I said bog off, that's what she says!

# Clem, I mean, I love ya but I'm just too cool

# I need to do my homework before the bell goes for school! #

Did you get it?

Nice moves, Nero.

I'm Nero from 4 O'clock Club, of course!

SHE LAUGHS

-How's it going?

-I'm all right.

Hiya, welcome, to Big Friday Wind Up.

You've said the show,

they probably know it now cos you've said the show.

Do you know who we are?

-The name's Mark.

-Sam and Mark.

-BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

-Sam and Mark, Sam and Mark.

-Oh, you gave it away.

-No?

-They're quite hard to do, actually.

-They are, do you know what I mean?

It's great watching them but why not give it a go?

Can you do a tip-top impression of a CBBC character or presenter?

Send us a 15-second video of your impression

and remember to reveal who you transformed into.

Just go to the Whoops web page to find out more.

Guess Whom?

Oh, it's my favourite part of the week.

It's even better than getting a second pudding as a Sunday treat.

It's only all the very best bits from CBBC this week!

I know, you can thank me later.

# Whoa, as long as I'm with you

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming

# As long as I'm with you

# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Success!

And the stingrays seem to be having fun, too.

Ah!

Ah, I felt its face!

These stingrays really do like hanging out with people

and here it does seem they don't pose us any threat.

But... Ugh! ..with their venomous stingers and whip-like tails...

..they certainly have the credentials to rate

as my worst nightmare.

It's 3-2, the next zap is crucial.

-3-3!

-3-3, it's neck and neck.

So after all the heats, all the rounds,

it all comes down to this - the next laser strike.

It's really anyone's game now.

Up, up, up!

Incredible, there is so much riding on this I can't take the pressure.

-Yeah! Hacker T Dog...

-What?

-..you are six-and-a-half years old.

-Sure am, Cocker!

-And loads of you guys at home

have been e-mailing in with loads of...

-Read some out!

-..birthday messages.

-As YourHauntedTardis says, "Happy birthday, Hacker."

-Thank you.

"Have a brilliant day. Here is a special milky brew for you."

And they've put the little emoji on there as well.

-I'll take it, Cocker, I'll take it!

-Splendid.

Hey, how about this as well? Dayza says, "Happy birthday.

"I will send you virtual meat paste

"and some money for the public lav-lavs."

-I prefer real meat paste but I do need the lavatory money.

-Ha-ha.

See something you missed? Desperate to find out what just happened?

Stop panicking!

Get yourself over to the CBBC iPlayer and web page

for all this and more.

Now, I've got a new app, it alerts you when the bus is coming.

Just check my phone to...

Oh, wait, hang on. It was on silent. Guess I'm walking again.