Episode 26 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

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It's Whoops I Missed The Bus! Hashtag, "awkward".

# It's the coolest subject, you'll all agree

# And teachers call it PSHE... #

Who are you guess-whoming about?

See-e-es ya!

And vlogger Laura needs a reboot.

Ugh!

Oh, no!

Yay!

One place you're guaranteed to find a CBBC vlogger

is in their bedroom wearing fluffy socks

and watching a 13-hour Tracy Beaker marathon!

Time to sit down to a 13-hour Tracy Beaker marathon

wearing my fluffiest socks.

I'm so wild.

First up, it's a treat for the eyes.

Prepare to enter a state of awe and wonderment.

Show us what you're made of, Myles!

Show Me What You're Made Of is a pretty great show

where a group of British teenagers

find out how all the things we use in our daily lives are made.

Which sounds like, you know... It's very informative

and an inspirational journey.

I absolutely hate it here.

Or not. That's a different one.

That's different. Different for different people, I think...

This episode, the group are in Cambodia

finding out how coffee is made and working with coffee plants.

Because it turns out coffee comes from plants and not just a machine.

Where do the cups fall down from in a plant?

Oh, there's, like, a perfect one,

but it's in a spider web.

THEY WHIMPER

Lots of questions. Where do the spiders come from? Why? Why...?

Can we get Naomi from Nightmares Of Nature in there, please?

I don't even like coffee and I know spiders just shouldn't be involved.

Don't go... You're already buzzing around

with all your legs everywhere, you don't need a caffeine boost.

Our five pickers will have two hours

to pick as many perfectly ripe cherries as they can.

And the boss will be watching.

In this task, they have to pick the ripe coffee cherry,

and if they don't, they can ruin the whole plant.

-Are they good?

-This is not yet ripe. That's not good.

If you keep picking up the unripe one,

and then, next year, the crop, it would be less.

But nobody knows which cherries to actually pick.

Just give us a shout beforehand, just pop it on an e-mail

so we know and so the plants aren't completely ruined forever.

Because we've picked a green one over a red,

the plant's just sweating, "Please don't make a mistake."

The spider's sweating, "Where am I going to live now?"

Sam, you need to use your feet to pat it down. Look.

-What have I done?

-Leaves are coming off of the plant.

Seriously, you need to stop stepping on them and don't pull on it.

There we see that the boss has appointed Faith

the group supervisor, which means she has a lot more power now.

"Where's the passion, boy?"

-LOUDER:

-Which means she has a lot more...

"I don't like that one."

Which means she has a lot more power now. "Nope, do better."

-TOUGHER:

-She's got a lot more power now.

"I should be where you are right now."

Just let me talk about CBBC in peace, please,

Bear...who's...talking.

"I'm just in your head, mate."

Did you say you're on my bed or in my head, Bear?

Sam has a massive collection of trainers.

His most expensive pair are a whopping £600.

I did not know there was a shoe for £600.

Even if that's too expensive, and you're like,

"I can't afford £600. I just get the one shoe." That's still £300!

And you have to get the other one anyway,

otherwise you'd just be not walking quite right.

The fact that a shoe cost £600 is amazing.

That's more amazing than the fact that, in Cambodia,

people spend hours on end working incredibly hard

with no glory and little to no pay extracting berries from the earth

to turn into a liquid for the whole world to enjoy.

They were lovely shoes, though.

Well, you're clearly made of funny bones. Ha-ha! But move over,

there's an army of 15-second fans snapping at your heels

to take over our tellyboxes. Go for it, gang.

Hi, CBBC.

I'm Isabel and my favourite TV show is The Next Step,

because I love dancing, I love singing

and I just love all the drama in it.

My second favourite one is Whoops I Missed The Bus,

-which, hopefully, I'm on, because it's just amazing.

-Nice one.

Hi, my name's Samara

and my favourite TV programme on CBBC is So Awkward.

And my favourite character is Lily

because she's cool, funny

and awkward!

Great vlogging!

My favourite programme on CBBC has got to be Hank Zipzer

because he's always naughty,

and he always gets into trouble with Miss Adolf.

And my favourite two people in it are Mr Rock and Hank

because they're cool.

Good job, young man.

Hello, CBBC and Whoops I Missed The Bus,

I LOVE your shows

and I love the presenters. Whoops I Missed The Bus,

your presenters are awesome...

and funny!

..Dad!

My favourite shows are Hetty Feather

and Horrible Histories and loads, loads more. Bye!

Hey, you! Yes, you! I'm talking to you, there.

Hello, why aren't you on the telly?

Record your 15-second mini-vlog,

talking about your favourite CBBC shows,

and send it to us through the Whoops web page, quick!

Now, excuse me while I curl into a ball and hide under my duvet

because things are about to get super awkward

and I don't think I can watch. Cue the cringe!

Hi, Jas here,

and welcome to the top five Awkward moments. Yay! At, number five...

You can tell that blood is oxygenated because it's bright red.

CHAIR SCRAPES

ALL GASP

Give him some room!

Who's a first-aider?

Lily is. She did a course.

-Go on, then.

-What? I mainly did slings.

You're the expert here. Do something!

HE GROANS

Hey, Lils.

Glad you're here.

MICROPHONE BUZZES

# It's the coolest subject, you'll all agree

# And teachers call it PSHE

# But this little penguin ain't feeling no chills

# Cos we're here to learn about basic life skills. #

Yo.

-Don't worry, Matt might not even get in.

-Of course he will.

You know what he's like.

He's probably some kind of amazing, talented musical...

-# Yeah, yeah, yeah! #

-..Nightmare?

# Do you like my hair? Do you like my hair?

# La-la-la, la-la-la...

# It's brown, brown, woo-o-o

# Hooo... #

Bucket standing by in case of vomiting? Check.

-And now, we commence kissing?

-No, now...

..we rinse.

THEY GARGLE

Finally...

HE EXHALES

-Ready?

-Ready.

Mum!

HE GROANS

I am so sorry.

Where do you keep the tea towels?

No!

SPLAT!

This week's Dumping Ground really connected with me.

How could I just sit back and watch

as Tyler was going through such a dilemma?

I was in the garage.

Trying to learn how to dance.

LAUGHTER

So tragic. But why?

There's this girl.

-ALL:

-Oh...!

Well, say no more, Tyler.

For I, Rhys, will happily lend my services

to be your very own dance teacher.

You should have come to me!

No! No, no! Me!

Me, I'll teach you.

I can show you all kinds of cool moves.

The pop-o-lop,

the robot, the moonwalk.

Who else can teach you moves like that? Mike?

Watch...and learn.

I was kidding. It was a joke!

Say hello...

to the boogaloo.

The funky...

chicken.

What did a chicken ever do to you?

The mash...

potato.

-HE GAGS

-I'm not very hungry, thanks.

Teach me, Master! Teach me!

You're choosing Mike?

-Mike?!

-HE SCOFFS

Fine, it's your life.

On a serious note, this episode of The Dumping Ground

features really powerful emotions,

as Kazima was trying to find another way

that she could stay in the country that she's made her home.

So she had the idea of asking May-Li to adopt her.

So she tried to find lots of things that they both had in common.

What are you doing?

Rollerblading.

It's one of my favourite things to do in the whole world.

Well, you never seemed to mention that before.

It's just been a while, that's all.

Hey, when I was your age,

I was Merseyside under-15s rollerblading champion.

But it didn't always go quite so well.

-Argh!

-LOUD CRASH

I'm OK.

Thankfully, the episode ended on a happy note

with Kazima getting some truly wonderful and well-deserved news.

I'm staying.

-I'm staying!

-THEY WHOOP WITH JOY

This is brilliant, right? This calls for a celebration dance!

That's it. Come on, shake it.

Argh...! Outshined again.

This series of Eve has got so much going on.

It's a good job Eve's a robot,

because I have no idea how anyone keeps up with all this drama.

A human reaction...

Oh, no!

Yay!

Oh...!

Eve's reaction...

And did you see how creepy Catherine's range of child bots are?

Awesome.

Now, I might not work for the Calimov,

but I do know a thing or two about technology.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Laura bots.

Whoo! Whoo!

Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!

Hey, hey, you're being filmed. Please behave.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Whoo! Whoo!

Well, this is embarrassing.

Maybe Abe's got it right by dealing with a real baby.

And by dealing with, I mean using the baby

as part of a moneymaking scheme,

which he's definitely, totally, 100% not supposed to be doing.

What's this? "Pick a name for Baby Watson and win a top prize"?

-Abe, take it down.

-But, Dad...

But at five pounds an entry, and already ten entrants,

-that's 50 quid.

-Take it down.

It's OK, Abe, we've all tried to start a business.

I tried to be a vet, but I realised I needed real animals for that.

Yeah, and you're fine.

I tried to sell lemonade. But I didn't quite get the recipe right.

Too many lemons.

I also tried to create the special effects, just like they do in Eve.

-COMPUTER VOICE:

-Well...

Come closer.

Unfortunately, that didn't quite work out.

Argh...!

Maybe I could get the Laura bots onto it.

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'll never get a job at Calimov, will I?

This may be a business venture I regret.

That was so good that anyone would think

you've got a supercomputer for a brain

and you've found the exact algorithms to get us giggling.

It's just a theory.

But now, it's time to guess those impressions again

in an item we like to call...

I'm heading to the studio and we've got Regionals qualifier

and James is all the way in London and Alfie's just right there

and I just don't know what to do.

Got to fix on Regionals. That's it.

Fix on Regionals.

As studio head, everything that happens at the studio

goes through me.

So, obviously, if we lost the qualifier, then it's all my fault.

That was Riley from The Next Step. Thank you.

As ever, we didn't learn much.

But it was fun trying.

Sees ya!

So that's your lot. As ever, we didn't learn much.

But it was fun trying. See you next time on...

-ALL:

-The Dog Ate My Homework!

Sees ya!

I was acting as Iain Stirling from The Dog Ate My Homework.

Wow, look at this!

And what a transformation.

A few days ago, this was just a cardboard box.

And now, this den is done!

Do you like it? High five, guys!

Naomi, this is your room!

And this is the space that we're going to be turning into a den.

I was being Lauren from The Dengineers.

Bored of performing your CBBC impressions to just the dog?

Well, then, send one in to us and you could be on the telly.

Make it ten seconds long

and remember to tell us who you were at the end.

Just go to the Whoops web page for more info.

Now, there's only one thing left that could turn this week's show

from fantastic to epic-tastic It's a word.

It's the very best bits from CBBC this week.

This armour will restrict Xand's movement and make him really stiff,

which is what it would be like to have no cartilage.

Well, at least it's the best I could do.

-Let battle commence.

-Battle commence!

The cartilage between the vertebrae in my spine

allows it to be super bendy, resulting in this fine limbo action.

Well, you would say that.

Whatever. Can you compete?

No. Xand's armour is forcing his joints to be stiff.

Just like they would be if he had no cartilage.

So he's uncomfortable and clunky. What a donkey.

I can't show any signs of weakness.

But this is hard.

Some of these moves... are killing me.

I was a little worried when Noah missed our rehearsal.

But he's killing it.

If he dances like this at the qualifier, we're golden.

To make the frosting,

the bakers combine cream cheese with orange zest...

..orange juice...

..and just enough honey to sweeten the mix.

More honey.

Way more. Way more honey.

I flipped the wrong one.

Turn that frown upside down.

Hey, give us a grin.

You can catch up with all this and more on the CBBC iplayer.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to Zumba.

Oh, the bus has been and gone.

Never mind, I shall Zumba to Zumba.

Groove it!